Bai: Don’t eat it... You said you are so good at kung fu but you ate three boxes. You made the studio smell like chives everywhere.
I don’t like it. When I come out, you tell me that your level is too low... Remember, when you record the show later, you should talk less.
Did you hear that? Don't be like Ge Tielingtai, telling the truth about everything. That's so embarrassing... Ah, just watch me deal with it, okay?
Can you just say nothing? Good boy, hey, why don’t we come over to Xiao Cui? It's too bad that the person is the right person. They waited for us at Ge Tieling Terrace for two hours.
This central stage is so trembling that you can say, it's true.
Cui: Hi, I'm sorry everyone, I'm sorry, I'm late, I'm sorry...
Bai: Here it is...
Cui: I didn't sleep last night Have a good sleep, oops, are aunties and uncles here?
Bai: Here you go
Cui: Hello, aunt
Bai: Haha, hello
Cui: Uncle... < /p>
Cui: You are more familiar with me than me... Dear friends, welcome to watch Xiao Cui talk...
Hei: Oh (burping)
Cui: Six years ago, I interviewed an old couple from the Northeast...
Hei: Oh (burping)
Cui: Six years have passed, what have they got? What about changes, today...
Hei: Oh (burping)
Cui: I, I, I...
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Bai: I'm so choked. Go ahead and tell me your story
Cui: Eh..., I don't even know what to say, I just...
< p>Bai: You said that you are the host, but your ability to adapt is so poor that you were blinded by a few hiccups. Let’s just sit down and I’ll interview you for a few words.Cui: OK
Bai: What's the matter, Xiao Cui, I haven't seen you in six years. I heard that you are depressed?
Cui: This matter has spread all over Tieling!
Bai: Are you feeling better?
Cui: Much better
Bai: Stop pretending, you and your uncle and aunt are here, what are you pretending to do? It’s all written on your face
Cui: Really?
Hei: In the past, you looked like you couldn’t laugh or cry, but now you look like you were gathered in an emergency...
Cui: Are they from Tieling still so complimentary?
Bai: Get a gift... It’s the holidays, I’ll bring you a souvenir, you’re a junior, huh... what is this? ... Quite commemorative
Cui: Oops, Auntie, "Yuezi" has been published?
Bai: Look at the title page
Cui: Hey, I would like to give this book to the troubled Xiao Cui. I hope you won’t wake up after reading this book... Aunt Baiyun Ya Gift...thank you
Bai: There's more, there's more, take it
Cui: Oh, uncle, isn't this the handkerchief that the two of them turned?
Hei: Look at the face.
Cui: Oh, turn it around, shake it, and you will fall asleep if you exercise every day. Thank you, uncle and aunt, look at it. Thank you for bringing me a gift
Hei: I haven’t seen you for several years, so your aunt said: “What do you want to bring for the child?” ’ What are you doing?
Bai: Oh, we are just worried about you, don’t you realize it?
Cui: My uncle and aunt are still concerned about my sleeping problem. How is your sleep quality?
Black: I stick to the pillow and snort
White: Heartless people have good sleep quality
Cui: This, like me Such a narrow-minded person can't sleep
Bai: I didn't say anything about you
Cui: Ah, uncle, have you been happy these six years?
Black: Happy, I sing duets every day, with a dozen old ladies...
White: He does his folk art, and I organize my publications; in life, we Caring about each other and helping each other in career.
How can I describe it to you...
Hei: It’s just a make do, how can we leave?
Cui: Actually, I have heard that my uncle and aunt have some emotional problems
Bai: Scandal, absolute scandal... A leader without news is not called a leader. Celebrities without scandals are not celebrities... It's hard to be a banker, it's hard to be a woman...
Hei: It's hard to be a famous old woman...
Cui: Everyone has seen it, right? , this uncle is so full of truth that he can’t tell the truth. Fortunately, I prepared a trick, hey, let’s change the way, uncle and aunt, when I asked the uncle, the aunt put on this headset, and when I asked the aunt, uncle Put these headphones on, okay? Listen to music and relax. Come on, put it on
Black: Oops, the sound is too loud.
White: I told you to buckle it up, why do you talk so much? Ask, Cui
Cui: Hey, aunt...how did you come to Beijing this time?
Bai: We came on a special plane
Cui: That’s too expensive, so we can’t afford it
Bai: No need to pay, it’s just a small amount of money , Hehe, now, you are rich, look at what you are wearing, you are quite rich, hey, you are so rich
Cui: Are you wearing mink?
Bai: Wrong, mink velvet
Cui: Isn’t this very expensive?
Bai: Not expensive, 40,000.
Cui: Forty thousand is not expensive? Auntie is really willing to spend money on herself
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< p>Bai: As a woman, you should be more ruthless when dealing with yourselfCui: Then let me ask uncle? Do you listen to music?
Bai: OK. I’m asking you, what’s your turn?
Hei: This sound is quite loud.
Cui: Uncle, I heard that you came to Beijing this time by a special plane?
Hei: Ah, they came here on a brick tractor.
Cui: How cold is it?
Hei: She wears a lot of clothes. They are all resistant to the wind. Look at her clothes.
Cui: Auntie’s clothes are quite expensive, right?
Hei: It’s too expensive. I rented it for 41 days
Cui: Rented?
Hei: Ah
Cui: How about it, it works. I still have to ask like this, oh, let me ask aunt again, please listen to the music
Bai: Why am I laughing down here? I think something is going on here, please look at my gestures
Black: I understand
White: Just ask, Cui
Cui: Hey, aunt, let’s talk about your book
White: Book?
Cui: Ah
Bai: Storytelling has already been said, so where do you start?
Cui: Let’s start with the book signing
Bai: On the day of the book signing, that guy, the scene was quite big, it was really, gongs and drums On the bright day, the cannons were firing, the red flag was waving, and there was a sea of ??people. I was squeezed under the table, and the pile of books fell over
Cui: Ah, let me ask the uncle again?
Bai: OK, let me ask you about my book
Cui: Uncle, were you there when Auntie signed the book?
Hei: There was no signing. Are the books given away for free?
Cui: That aunt just said, 'There are so many people' Now, I went back to the whole wall. The guy was on the left floor, the right floor, the left floor, and the right floor. Later I went to the toilet and saw that there was such a thick stack of books.
Cui: Okay, aunt, please give me the headphones
Bai: My IQ is quite high
Cui: Hey, that’s what’s going on. Just now, I asked uncle and aunt the same question, but your answers were completely different.
Hey, I put on my ears and listened to the music. Are you right?
Bai: What’s wrong with me? What did you say? How did we get here?
Black: Came here on a tractor
White: Where are my clothes?
Black: I rented it for forty-one days.
White: Where is my book?
Hei: I followed your instructions. Didn’t you say the whole wall was blocked? Finally, is there anything to read in the bathroom?
Bai: I told you not to throw out any truth, why can't you remember it?
Hei: Then there is nothing you can do, his thing is buckled, this child is a bad learner, you say you, I will say a few words to him, Xiao Cui
Cui : Hey
Hei: Put it on
Cui: Ah
Hei: You’ve learned a lot from me. Your move is too sinister. Don’t blame me. I can't sleep, you're too pretentious, you should, ah
Cui: Hey, thank you
Bai: All their hosts are like this, let's do this, from now on , you are not allowed to say a word, do not say a word, do you hear me? Remember? Talk
Hei: Aren’t you allowed to talk?
Bai: It’s too difficult to cooperate with you, you say. There has never been a tacit understanding in this life. Cui, pick it off
Cui: Hey
Bai: Let’s continue chatting
Cui: Okay, then let me ask uncle another question, ah? What's wrong, uncle?
Bai: He has a stomachache. You said your stomach hurts, but why is it sagging?
Hei: Where is the stomach?
Cui: Oh, aunt, your tutoring is really strict. Wherever you make the uncle hurt, he will feel pain
Bai: Haha, my stomach hurts and I feel uncomfortable, just ask me
Cui: I just read your book , the first chapter is called Go Home. It is talking about the last time I returned to Tieling after finishing the program. The scene was particularly spectacular, right?
Bai: So why is it so spectacular? That's so... spectacular! That guy, it was such a big scene, it was really a blast of gongs and drums, cannons blasting, red flags waving, huge crowds of people
Hei: Xiao Cui, I beg you, let me put this thing on
Bai: Everything I said is false, right?
Black: Really
White: You can’t listen, can you?
Black: Yes
White: Then why are you detaining him?
Black: Stomach ache
White: Is it so annoying? Cui, if you ask next, ignore him, he has never seen the world.
Cui: Yes. I know that after aunt became a celebrity, she saw a lot of the world. Are you participating in a lot of activities?
Bai: That’s quite a lot, hehe. All day long, we are performing everywhere, giving speeches, and cutting ribbons for people.
Cui: The appearance fee is also quite high, right?
Black: She is eighty and I am forty.
White: After tax.
Cui: Where are you cutting the ribbon?
White: They are all large and medium-sized enterprises
Hei: Big pancake shop, blacksmith stove
White: Hey, we have a very boss in the corner I did all the shearing on the chicken farm
Hei: Yes, she contracted bird flu the next day after she was sheared. More than 10,000 chickens died at that time. In the end, she was given a nickname: Yi Jian Mo
Bai: Can I suffocate you to death if I don’t speak? Can it suffocate you to death?
Black: Can hold back the madness
White: Why are you so annoying? You said you are such a person, but I didn’t bother you by saying those things about you to save your face. , I can’t say enough about him.
You say just let him go out and sing for others. Can you sing with your voice? That day, I went to our nursing home to sing for people. There were seven old men sitting under the bed. They shouted out loud and six of them fainted.
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Cui: Then there is another one
Bai: There was also a dean who held my hand and refused to let go. He shook it hard: "Sister, my brother's voice is so sudden. I can't stand it. Let me go home quickly. I want money to sing." , he sings like crazy
Hei: Hello, you have to go to a mental hospital to give a lecture, for a day and a night
Bai: All mentally ill people are discharged from the hospital
Cui: It works
Hei: The doctor is crazy
Bai: Which doctor is crazy? I ask you
Hei : Doctor Cui is crazy
Bai: Which Doctor Cui, why do you talk so...
Hei: It’s Dr. Cui
Bai: Why do you talk so You're irresponsible, Cui, don't take it seriously, he didn't say anything about you... You're an Alzheimer's person, did you forget to take your medicine when you went out? Cui, let's continue chatting about literature, ah To save him from interrupting, why is it so annoying? Tell me
Cui: Then aunt, let’s talk about your book. I heard that your book "Confinement 2" is currently being written
Bai: Well, there are still more than 100,000 words left to finish the manuscript
Hei: Oh my god
Bai: What's the matter?
Black: Stomachache
White: Bear with it, you ask
Cui: Oops
White: Ask, Cui
Cui: I heard that the reader is really looking forward to it
Bai: How do I say that I'm really looking forward to it? It's... I'm... looking forward to it. That guy, after watching Yuezi 1, I just want to Look at Yuezi 2, I’m holding it all in there
Hei: Then this is true, and holding it in is quite… it’s… uncomfortable. The village chief was blocked even when he came to my house. I'll tell you right now, don't let your wife run away, write "Confinement 2" quickly, the toilet in the village is out of paper
Bai: Xiao Cui, I beg you, CCTV, to ban me, let's go. No more, no more recording
Cui: What’s wrong? You’re gone again?
Bai: What are you talking about? You said I wanted to make this show more popular. A handful, this guy asked you to pick it up, you said it, it was broadcast live, everyone watched it
Cui: It’s okay, the ratings of this show are low
Bai: Low That’s not possible. I, Baiyun, am also a famous person, so I’m leaving
Hei: Are you leaving? ! What the hell is wrong with you?
Bai: What’s wrong?
Hei: What kind of celebrity are you Baiyun? That's a personal name! You said, why are you like this? You said this, after recording "Tell the Truth", why did you do this to cause such trouble? We are little old men and women from the countryside. What kind of book should we write? Writing a book before you graduate from elementary school? You see, I couldn't hold back six words in seven days, and I don't even want to talk about you, so you just have to be honest? How tiring is your life? You do this. Just float away, maybe one day the wind will be strong and your cloud will float away.
Bai: What's wrong? Are you black soil capable but also floating?
Hei: I float like a sandstorm.
Let's go, Cui, I'm sorry
Cui: It's okay
Hei: Your aunt is no longer the aunt you were six years ago, your uncle will always be your uncle
Cui: I feel so uncomfortable?
Hei: Don’t be awkward. I’m not going to leave the last sentence. I’ll record it for you, okay? You sit down and I say
Bai: I have thought about this last sentence and haven’t said it yet, so I also said, what’s the matter?
Cui: Look, the ratings of this show are already low. If you say you want to broadcast this program, the ratings will be quite... when... it will be... high. Hey, uncle and aunt, we This show has been changed. At the end, each person does not say a word. It is a talent show. You see, I have prepared this fan for you, one for each of you.
Bai: I don’t want it anymore. Give it to them all. He
Black: Writer! You can't have this thing
Cui: Is this a talent show? Look at me leading the way and two people spinning handkerchiefs.
Hei: Is this a talent show? Cleaning the glass? This thing shouldn't be like that. It should be like this. Just catch it? Look at this thing, throw it out and bring it back
Cui: Hey, we welcome uncle to give us a two-person role, okay?
Hei: How to fix it? Every time I take someone with me?
Cui: Is there still aunt here?
Hei: She can’t sing?
White: No one invites me
Cui: Please
Black: Wife
White: Little boy
Hei: What are you doing?
Bai: Change clothes
The music starts~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Bai: In the first month Come to welcome the spring and the flowers are blooming
Hei: Baiyun Heitu came to the TV station
Bai: Talking about the past
Hei: We can’t talk about it Er
Bai: He said black and I said white
Hei: She was pretending to be a show-off and I tried to undermine her
Bai: I can’t stand it in front of Xiao Cui
Hei: I don’t dare to tell the truth
He: Oops, hey
Cui: I’m quite honest at first
He: Why you If you are a little famous, it will float up, oh ah ah hey
White: The boiling water does not sound
Black: The sound of the water does not boil ah ah
Cui : Poke through the window paper to make Nai Nao understand
White: Duty is divided
Black: Really
White: Black is black
Black: White is white
Cui: Black and white are not the other way around
He: If you are surrounded, go to sleep quickly. When you are done sleeping, wake up. I wish you all a happy life. Relax, have fun, be healthy, have fun, and rush to the big stage of life, um ah ah ah ah ah