Infinite brain hole,
The infinite beauty of longing.
But after all, Brother Bing is a human being,
When I first met or started this marriage,
Ideal shines into reality,
You will find this "yuan" a bit strange!
Those wonderful experiences will be the obstacles in your life,
Will become the eternal "pain" of Bing Ge,
Today, hey, hey, let me show you the bottom,
Let Brother Bing lose money, too! ! ! !
Pa 1
After WeChat adds friends to each other,
Me: Hello, this is * *
24 hours later, Brother Bing: Hello, sorry, I didn't turn it on before.
The other party has started friend verification, and you are not his friend yet.
Please send friend verification first.
Pa 2
In the ktv room,
I said shyly, sing me a song!
Brother Bing nodded shyly: Unity is strength.
Me: A song before dinner. Are you suggesting that I order two dishes for you in the private room?
Pa 3
Me: Why do you never hold my hand?
Brother Bing: This influence is not good, so we should pay attention to the image.
Me: Hey, you never know how to cherish those things that are easy to get!
Pa 4
Me: Where do you work?
Brother Bing: Secret.
Me: What's your specific job?
Brother Bing: Secret.
Me: What's the matter? Do I have to sign up for a blind date first?
Pa 5
After a successful blind date
Me: When will we meet next time?
Bing Ge: I don't know. Please wait later at any time!
Me: If you don't marry in this life, I won't marry?
Pa 6
Me: Why did you soldiers start dating at a young age?
Brother Bing: Because you can get a shuttle bus when you get married!
Me: Give full marks to your honesty and 0 to your motivation!
Pa 7
The blind date dinner is over
I said shyly, where shall we go next?
Brother Bing: Sorry, time is up. I'm going back to work.
Me: Am I Cinderella?
Pa 8
Me: The place to eat here is only 5 kilometers.
Don't take a taxi and take the bus to save money!
Brother Bing: Well, it's so predestined that I thought of it together!
Me: Oh, it's so sincere. I'm lighter than a backpack. It's cheaper to walk 5 kilometers behind my back!
Pa 9
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Me: What would you like to drink, juice, milk tea, coke and coffee?
Brother Bing: Have a beer and save money!
Me: speechless = =, I heard that alcohol is banned now, which is great!
Pa 10
Baked squid as a snack after dinner.
Seller: Is it spicy?
Bing Ge: Normal!
Me: You are normal! Don't be a pervert
Normal northeast dialect means to put some, no more, no less.
Pa 1 1
When you remember!
Alas, the military spouse is getting more and more excited.
As wide as the stars and the sea,
It is said that such a soldier brother is stupid and cute.
The soldier's wife I saw mentioned the scandal of your family,
Don't hide anything, it's bright!