1. My female dog was in heat, and a girl joked, "Would throwing a stick to her relieve it?" Another girl replied, "There are some things, please don't look at it from your own point of view, okay?"
2. sitting in a friend's car drinking and chatting about life, drinking and drinking I cried: "Why, why can't I control my own little brother
3. sister paper chest small, last night with her boyfriend lying flat on the bed, he looked at my breasts, said to give me a massage, and then began to touch, and suddenly put his ear to my breasts, bitchy to the I said, your breasts are singing, I was very curious to ask him, singing what? Speak to hear, boyfriend a look of innocence expression sing 。。。。。 I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up 。。。。。。 Nima! Decisively kicked out of bed!
4. male and female blind date, sitting opposite each other in the teahouse, the male initiative to provoke the topic: "How do you see the housing market?" The woman looked down in silence for a while and said: "As long as the posture is not too odd, I will try to cooperate, but be sure to let me shout out..."
5. Today, I accompanied my husband to the hospital to see the otorhinolaryngology, happened to pass the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department, I will be my husband's hand flung and said: "Do not, the child I do not want to get rid of! The child I do not want to abort!" All of a sudden all kinds of contemptuous eyes toward him, heart all kinds of complacency. Who knows that this bastard came a sentence: "Not my of course, to abort!"
6. My girlfriend asked me: "My birthday this year, you bought me a gift?" I smiled and pointed to the opposite side: "See that pink Mercedes over there?" "See it!" She replied happily. "I got you a toothbrush in the same color.
7. A schoolboy's father warned him that if he didn't get more than 60 marks in his exams, someone would be slapped! When he got to school, the pupil approached his teacher worriedly and said, "I'm not trying to scare you! My father said, if I fail again quasi someone to be slapped!"
8. face acne, go to the hospital to see a doctor, hung up the number I realized that dermatology venereal disease is a section, which is to be mistaken for me there is a problem can be a shame! I thought about it, and I took off my pants and proudly walked into the clinic in front of everyone.
9. I: "Master, help me calculate my marriage with my girlfriend." Master: "Tell me your two birthdays." I: "I am May 9, you wait a moment I sent a tweet to ask about her." Maestro: "No need to count, surely divided."
10. In the cafeteria, the neighboring table has a pair of young men and women, I vaguely heard is the boy in the girl to break up. The girl was so excited that she picked up a glass of water, which looked like it was going to be thrown at the boy. In this moment, the girl tried to restrain, slowly bring the cup to the mouth, gulping, tears overflowed from the corners of the eyes. I was secretly admiring the girl's sanity. Suddenly, I heard the girl shouted: waiter, a cup of white water, to just boiled!