1, finally know the school's opinion box for Mao always empty, Ya opposite is monitoring.
2, Goddess of Liberty with a book in one hand and a torch in the other, is to tell us. The power outage is also to study.
3, planting grass does not let people go to lie down, rather than change the cactus!
4, papier-maché love, a tear on the break.
5, I really hope that they become happy, because then the examination will not have to worry about!
6, in China, there is a most pitiful people, named live live, because we also often see or hear: live live was killed, live live was anxious to die, live live was forced to die.
7, in the street to see a handsome man with iphone6, do not go after, he may have no kidney.
8, the monthly examination paper which is strong? I'm not the one who swallows the Xiang.
9, before the examination of sixty, with the death of the father; now the examination of sixty, with the same as when the master.
10, small nurse, you this needle with Rongmu learned it?
11, now call me daughter-in-law, later dare to betray me, I let you call me sister-in-law.
12, I am the kind of a lollipop can be cheated away.
13, our ideological teacher: like Kong Fan Sen such a good cadres, that eat grass, extrusion is a cow ah! At that time, I laughed all pumped.
14, my sister said she was always looking at her god in class today, but the god did not look at himself, after her god inadvertently looked at her, she was digging boogers ...
15, I looked at the homework for a minute, then my phone was jealous, then I coaxed the phone for an hour.
16, my brother took two hawthorn to my eyes shook for a long time to say eat do not eat dates.
17, I often fantasize if I later splendor when you dislike the eyes, but who told me how to get the homework in front of me!
18, why your family one by one is a tycoon ah alas, do not mention is to give up the treatment saved.
19, students, the teacher is your little apple, no wonder I always want to peel you.
20, who can give me more courage than fulfillment.
21, the greatness of math is that the Chinese mixed with English and Greek letters to solve out the last surprisingly Arabic numerals.
22, is not I so radiant, just shake you nonsense?
23, if one day you have an accident, please be sure to call me, I will not buckle word can not give you block knife, but I can come out of the handsome death each other.
24, Qingming Festival, buy a flower, pay tribute to the dead love.
25, in front of a bug flew to the side of my math problems, looked at a few questions, died.
26, ordinary people, do not take your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.
27, you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be the female toad. No need to doubt his level of appreciation, just different environments.
28, every TV series has a male second, the heroine does not love, the audience love.
29, the tiger does not send a cat, you think I am sick ah!
30, called aunt, your mother started earlier than me.
31, sneezing does not necessarily spray saliva but will certainly close the eyes.
32, play a little mahjong, eat a spicy hot. Find a small object, life is like this.
33, don't think I'm staring at you is looking at you, in fact, I that is in the walk.
34, I now feel like I have nothing to lose What are you talking about? You are not sick
35, you have held the hands of the boys arm wrestling Then you have held the arm of the boys over the shoulder wrestling
36. catty people are suitable for grocery shopping, not suitable for love.
37. If loneliness can be drunk, then love is a hangover.
38. I once turned a person's space upside down.
39. When you get old and can't walk, I'll push you in a wheelchair to the square every day so you can watch me dance with other old men.
40. You look so good, except when my daughter-in-law and what is the use.
41. I'm so good a girl you can not see, teenagers, could it be that you like men
42. There was a girl who said that she could change herself for me, that day, when I had the courage to confess to her crush for a long time, she said to me: What do you like about me ah? I'm not going to be able to change it, but I'm going to have to.
43. Unscrew the cap of the bottle are married, screwed open are still in their own screw.
44. said a college when the matter, dormitory has a brother, all day on the computer to play Warcraft, clothes almost a week to wash, every time is a whole lot of all put into the basin, with laundry detergent soaked, ten minutes after the water rushed to get it done, asked him to not have to brush without rubbing it? This animal did not even glance at me back: I use the Omo full-automatic. Omoi automatic? The first time I've seen this, I've seen it in a couple of years.
45. The so-called sleep goods, can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepy, summer fatigue, fall nap, winter sleep.
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2, when you do right, no one will remember; when you do wrong, even breathing is wrong!
3, if you live, sooner or later will die; if you die, you live forever.
4, every person who does not want to fall in love, there is an impossible person living in his heart!
5, there are many ways to end a friendship, the most thorough one is to borrow money and not return it.
6, ask the world what love is, only to call people to take off their clothes.
7, sister is not afraid to kick you, sister is just afraid of dirty sister feet on the Nike.
8, is not the implementation of equality between men and women, why brother can not go to the women's restroom?
9, boss, there is no Coke? Give me a bottle of Sprite ...
10, in the street to see beautiful women, a little higher is to appreciate ... A little lower is hooliganism.
11, if one day I become very crazy, please tell others, sister lady.
12, there are people alive, he has died; there are people alive, he should have died.
13, the world's men thousands of millions, sister to be upset every day to change.
14, brother if hung, please give brother burn a sister.
15, when you are born, you do not need to sleep for a long time, and you will sleep for a long time after you die.
16, big brother, I heard that the second brother's meat, more expensive than the master's are.
17, heavenly spirit, earthly spirit, and then an ice cream.
18, do not wash it, if not these mud, this broken car has long been broken.
19, the university is probably learning!
20, ask the world what is love? A thing down a thing.
21, Zhu Geliang did not lead the troops before the mountain ah, why do you want me to have work experience!
22, and then bull b Chopin, can not play the old man's grief!
23, the spring garden can not be closed, I entice the red apricot out of the wall.
24, rather than fight with the understanding of a fight, do not say a word to sb!
25, the hair goes without a trace, dandruff is more outstanding!
26, I'm always hovering between cow a and cow c.
27, the terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.
28, people and not smart, but also learn others bald!
29, live well, because we will die a long time.
30, take out the bird man I am an angel!
31, "hang up" insurance company to provide you with a huge amount of insurance, so that you across the world, no worries. Really do a person killed, the whole family benefit.
32, the woman who pleases herself, the man who pleases himself poor!
33, other people's money is outside my body.
34, don't be lazier than me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
35, to mix in the jungle, it is best to be a bachelor!
36, as long as the hoe dance well, that there is a wall digging not down?
37, rich people will be married.
38, the greatness of life, death under the flowers!
39, life is not dead, which poop does not use paper.
40, despise me so many people, you count how old?
41, Handsome is useless! The first thing you need to do is to get the pawn to eat it.
42. What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and finding a wife? The first one is a 25-select 7, and the other one is a 250-select wife.
43, no one to hold my hand, I will put in the pocket.
44, no bikini beauty of the pool is not a complete pool.
45, beauty is like pepper, where the popularity is not strong on the sprinkle a little.
46, what to take the whole you, my love.
47, to be able to say the grievance, it is not a grievance; to be able to snatch the lover, it is not a lover.
48. If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.
49, you save enough four dollars and five, I also save enough four dollars and five, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.
50, if a woman is not sexy, she has to be sensual; if there is no sensuality, she has to be rational; if there is no rationality, she has to be self-aware; if she doesn't even have this, she is only unfortunate.
51, women have seven products: the little girl is a half-finished product, the young girl is a finished product, the virgin is the very best, the young woman is the top product, their wives are daily necessities, other people's wives are supplements, the old maid is a souvenir.
52, at least let 500 years after the people know, "package two milk" is not the second grandmother of the family name package.
53, a row in class all sleep, anti-terrorism as intoxicated, the legend of fatigue, text messages sent to the arrears, smoking and rubbing all will, two bottles of white wine is not drunk, skipping classes into a group, college life long live!
54, the biggest benefit of getting older is: young people can not get things, now you do not want.
55, the stone book tells us: all sincere love in the end are scattered, all mixed up in the end are reunited.
56, sighing is the most waste of time, crying is the most waste of energy line.
57, the road to success is always under construction.
58, foreign language failed to prove my patriotism; all day long, no wife; long a small stomach, partial pretend Maitreya Buddha; everywhere chirping, like a big grasshopper.
59, my father expressed his views on the face of my fat: no Han Hong's life, but also got Han Hong's disease.
60, I do not go to hell, who loves to go who.
61, I want to be the emperor, afraid of nagging; want to be an official, afraid of things; want to eat, afraid of brushing the pot; really want to beat you a meal, but also afraid of trouble.
62, I thought "invisible" others can not find me, it is useless, like me, wherever I am like a firefly in the dark night, enough distinct enough to stand out.
63, I do not know this person music, so sometimes not reliable, sometimes not tune.
64, I never hold a grudge, generally have a grudge on the spot I reported.
65, a day without reading, no one can see; a week without reading, the beginning will be bold; January without reading, IQ lost to the pig.
66, the hero is difficult to pass the beauty pass, I am not a hero, beauty let me pass the pass.
67, some people are as smart as the weather, change; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, change the day it can not see.
68, the fish said: I always open my eyes, is to let you always in my eyes. The water said: I always flow ceaselessly, is in order to be able to embrace you forever. The pot said: are almost cooked, but also so poor.
69, and then mess with me, on the economic blockade you, politically isolate you, mentally torture you, physically destroy you, abandon you in life, mobilize the whole country to condemn you! See you still arrogant.
70, in the workplace should be like Conan, there is a kind of where I go to let others die to where the domineering.
71, once thought I was a flower on the cliff, and then realized that it is a slag in the sea of people.
72, can not find my favorite umbrella, I would rather get wet.
73, philosophers are not statutory, when you think of the same thing for more than 5 minutes and 30 seconds, you have become a philosopher.
74, the girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us, and secondly, you do not have cleavage, you say, how else can we communicate?
75, he chose 45 ° to look up to others, you should not blame others 135 ° looking down on you.
76, it's like this Mr. Zhang, you pressed CTRL + C on your home computer, and then press CTRL + V on the company's computer is definitely not. Even the same article won't work. No, no, not on a more expensive computer.
77, has been the entire youth are used to review the youth, but also the entire life are used to doubt life.
78, don't cry at my grave. Dirty my reincarnation of the road.
79, the smoke does not listen, so we "smoke".
80, the road to see a roar, roar after continue to go forward.
01. The world is left with you a male I will not choose you on me a male I do not pick well also choose you, I stupid ah.
02. table you see my watch look good, do not paint it, you have painted an arm.
03. Yesterday, I changed the auto-reply to then, and then the same table and it talked all afternoon, the next day I was beaten.
04. Our class a tease does not remember how to read the cucumber in English an anxious said yellow melon.
05. I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran over and said to the boy paper: brother, this sister today is not as beautiful as the one yesterday.
06. When you feel lonely and helpless, think of the billions of cells living for you, this is the warmest words I have ever heard.
07. I went through the Snow White, Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty picture books and found something unbelievable, Prince, you scum.
08. I realized that your nicknames are all so cool when you don't have notes in your space.
09. When I lose weight, you have to come to me, because when I see you, I don't feel like eating.
10. Classes are like Nanfu batteries - one is longer than six, and when you run out of math, you can still use them in English.
11. Sometimes I think I'm getting ugly, but then I take out my ID card and see that I've been overthinking it.
12. Don't underestimate the curiosity of women, she can turn your space dynamics from today to the day you apply for QQ.
13. Now the Tencent level is simply soap to eat more than turn a sayings and show what is the phone, which makes us these poor people how to embarrass !
14. Now there are a lot of non-mainstream girls like to write me in the chat as this curcuma, in fact, this is implying what
15. exam exam so many years, how not to engage in an anniversary celebration, such as the test forty to send twenty, over two subjects to send a subject, any two subjects exempted from the examination.
16. Now elementary school students have been to Valentine's Day, secondary school students have been bachelor's day, leaving a group of lack of brain high school students all day yelling children's day!
17. The cafeteria aunts every time they hear the school bell, the heart will read: the enemy still has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.
18. If I were a zombie, I would not eat you, so why not?
19. The highest efficiency of writing homework is to secretly write in class, and the lowest efficiency is to write at home with the cell phone.
20. Some people say as long as and their favorite people look at a glance immediately after the head down do I like the class teacher is not.
21. If Spider-Man were in China, the spider silk he launches would gouge down a large piece of wallpaper, and then drop dead.
22. I heard a kindergarten boy who just attended the graduation ceremony said cheerfully: graduation! I'm not going to have to study anymore!
23. There was a young man who went on a diet, and the doctor said he could only eat two slices of bread per meal.
24. A person asked what many people self-timer are in the toilet to shoot ah a certain answer to think that the toilet light is good ah.
25. Yesterday, my friend got married, I raised my glass to the groom and said: "The bride is very beautiful, I'll drink first, you feel free to..."
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26. I guess all kids have tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the light inside went out.
27. In this weather, in the dormitory is steamed, in bed is dry-roasted, in the mat is teppan-yaki, out is barbecued, swimming is boiled, and in the evening you have to go back to the pot.
28. It is said that all over the country nowadays are memorializing a guy called hot hot dead!
29. Use a phrase to illustrate your loneliness. The sentence you just said has 82 strokes in a ****.
30. wife, have a vegetarian photo? Send me one. I'm not going to be able to do that. I can't stop hiccuping
31. I'm going to eat a lollipop, let's split it in half, okay? I'll eat the candy and you eat the lollipop.
32. To ask how long a minute is, it depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside.
33. Wake up in the morning, see the mirror in the person exclaimed: wow, this who beauty, long as a flower.
34. Dreamed of eating spaghetti, woke up in the morning and found that the shoelace was gone!
35. When we are young, we often make faces at the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is considered to be even
36. I am silent in the world, you are upside down in the vegetable market.
37. Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I also feel that life is playing me.
38. Follow me to shout: money to, money to, the results of the money really fall from the sky, hey, so it is dreaming.
39. Whenever the war started, I would hide in the trench, because, I was undercover.
40. Modern people's state of life: work today's shift, sleep yesterday's sleep, spend tomorrow's money.
41. I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling and eating, which is called connotation.
42. To tell you a story: a pig is telling a story! The other pig laughed!
43. There are so many brainwashed people in the world, but you are the best of them.
44. When I have money, I'll buy a billion bicycles and give one to each of the Chinese people. I'll take the bus by myself?
45. Who is not good to me, I will write who phone on the wall, followed by: marriage, conditions are not limited, men and women can.
46. Banknotes are not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.
47. Playing with the mind's eye of the person's hair white so fast, so I have a head of black hair.
48. I wanted a paper airplane to take me into your heart, but I didn't expect it to crash halfway.
49. Reckless to do things is my style, after the incident is not regret is my style.
50. Commitment, for the capital, really fucking force is floating clouds!
51. Women are used to pain, men are used to support the family!
52. What is the end of the world, what to death. All just icing on the cake.
53. Explanation is to cover up, cover up is not honest, not honest is not clean up!
qq space funny saying phrases1, take out the panda, I am a national treasure!
2, handsome people talk in half, for example.
3, other people's money is outside my body.
4, this person is very lazy, nothing left.
5, a penny for a penny, thin rice to eat not through hunger.
6, to be old Na long hair and waist, and then go to school, okay?
7, take a kitchen knife to cut the wire, all the way sparks with lightning.
8, you come here, I have a love to talk to you.
9, the heart to lose weight, the mouth but desperately eat.
10, the live fish will swim against the current, the dead fish with the current.
11, the last days of winter vacation, home almost lights.
12, who can minute not shoot the Chinese national soccer team
13, blew a day of cold wind, seems to become much higher cold.
14, a walk and a stop, really stylish, a second and a card, so dashing.
15, don't be too good to me, lest I take the body and you don't want.
16, no health insurance and life insurance after dark do not see justice.
17, if money is also a kind of mistake, then I would rather be wrong again and again.
18, everyone says I am very obedient, in fact, I only listen to their own words
19, since you do not look for me to chat, my Internet speed is much faster.
20, now the heart of the flower, because the first than anyone else with heart.
21, if you are well, is sunny, if you are happy, is the end.
22, as long as the thin, what are all match, if fat, what are white.
23, shameless this thing, if you do a good job, called psychological quality.
24, take advantage of the young to do all the bad things, no more years.
25, I licked my fingers and cried.
26, if I fall in love with your smile, how to collect how to have.
27, know that you do not love me, but the thoughts are like a tide can not be stopped.
28, only to realize that the bride means to take over his mother to take care of his son.
29, those years, the math teacher tapped the blackboard shouting: about it? About not about?
30, no matter how old members of the human race, in front of money, all young.
31, the woman is a tool to make human beings, men are human beings who use tools.
32, I can not stand typing, encounter homophones in the first place is his name.
33, the Fourth of July went too fast like a tornado, and even homework is still too late to write.
34, the world's furthest distance, just fucking Monday to Friday.
35, look, the rainbow on the other side of the sky despises me, because I am more brilliant than it.
36, don't make your avatar your own, or how unlucky you are when you're offline.
37, last year, even the gurus are fried stocks, this year, fried stocks fried into the gurus.
38, the life of the scum of the school is so: the test is good to be skeptical, the test is not good to be scolded.
39, you must admit, there are always some friends around the laughter than the joke is good to laugh
40, in fact, I don't like loneliness, why loneliness always come to me?
41, because like you, through your light, see the world never foreseen.
42, looking forward to one day to lead me into the marriage hall is that I love the teenager.
43, when people say hello mother, you can say hello son.
44, ancient Simon Qing, today there is Chen Guanxi; Xiao Xi see Xiao Xi, light up the camera.
45, on the spur of the moment, take your photo as a desktop, TMD actually hit the computer virus.
46, life does not care about the length, but seek to live a brilliant, eat light with light, healthy!
47, people say that the strong twisted melon is not sweet, if not strong twisted, not sweet are not.
48, pro: you have to know that this summer, you will not leave you only mosquitoes.
49. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a group of small monsters who are silently beaten.
50, if the world I am a farmer, the next Bill Gates will certainly be me.
51, we all pretend to understand, but there are so individual fools still do not pretend to understand.
52, the world is ours and those children's, but sooner or later is the gang of grandchildren!
53, the monster is a good boy, he will say to Ultraman; you do not feel bad, you hit me.
54, when I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious matter, no matter whether it hurts or not, cry first.
55, eyes astringent, because of the turbidity of tears love astringent, because of the persistence of deception.
56, since mom knows that I have a boyfriend, my family account book from the cabinet moved to the safe.
57, earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but the technology is very high.
58, darling, dead or not? If you're dead, hold on to me so that the corpse knows that we are a couple!
59, scolding the most painful but in the words of others with you back to scold you, the weight will also surge a lot.
60, Mrs. teacher, you from the old line! A long, long time later, Mrs. Master, you will spare the old line!
61, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately in the end he got all the students dead.
62, wear what pants will show young? I don't think there is anything more youthful than wearing diapers
63, if possible, stronger, rather strong enough to be envied, not weak enough to be pitied!
64, in the workplace should be like Conan, there is a kind of I go where let others die to where the domineering.
65, life is more painful than experiencing a super storm, not only did not see the rainbow, the result is also a cold.
66, I would like to think of you, sent to the scattered stars; I wish the starlight into your window, accompanied by good sleep.
67, the pig has a pig's mind, people have a human mind. If a pig has a human mind, then it is not a pig - it is the eight rings!
68, find a girlfriend must be a little better for her, do not hurt her, bullying her, negative to her, after all, she has been blind.
69, no matter in the wedding invitation or in the tombstone of the funeral, I hope that my name and your name for life can always be written together.
70, love you is so inexplicable, is so righteous, I know I will not be the only one in your life, but you are my favorite life!
71, there are difficulties to help, there are no difficulties to create difficulties to help. In front of the beauty is amended to: there is a danger to save, there is no danger to create danger to save.
72, why others come to my home, I am like a grandson busy waiting, and I go to someone else's home, but constrained like a grandson, in the end, where is the problem?
73, husband, I accidentally broke your iphone6, if you are well, is the sunny day really? I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get it to work, but I'm sure you're going to be able to!
74, every time I buy a drink are thank you patronize, one day I exam suddenly Hui word will not write, I will be next to the drink open, then I was crazy actually hit: another bottle.
75, reincarnation of how many centuries, we met; accumulated how much marriage, we love each other. My dear, it is good to have you, let us love each other sweetly, happy to keep each other, until old age!
76, the evening let colleagues wait for me to eat together, he did not wait for me, he went to eat. So I calmly walked to the cafeteria, locked his bike and mine together, and the phone is off!
77, once a parent called to ask the teacher, how is my son's history performance, before I read when history has been bad, the teacher replied that history is repeating itself.
78, the teacher in the classroom to Xiaoming questions, Xiaoming stood up but did not say a word. Teacher: Xiao Ming! What's wrong with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least squeak ah! Xiaoming: Zee ~
79, junior high school when the fan of martial arts novels, classes are looking at a class to see Jin Yong, "Dragon 8" was found by the teacher, confiscated, and then yelled: the other seven books to me out.
80, the moon is round, the sea is salty, made a net friend is to stay in the ocean, the mouth is sweet, the legs are long, reach out to the little hand is sheer, the pockets are empty, the heart is itchy, want to touch that little hand is to spend money.