Please give me brain teaser questions and answers or riddle questions and answers (the more the better)

135, a caterpillar (eight feet) walked up a pile of cow dung, after the ground but found only six footprints, why? --Answer: cow dung is very smelly, two feet pinch the nose 136, geese why fly south? --Answer: thought walking too slow, then fly ah 137, there is a bridge can only multiply the weight of 70 kilograms, a man weighing 65 kilograms, he has to take two respectively weighing 2. 6 kilograms of the ball across the bridge, did not borrow anything from the bridge to bring the two balls over, how did he go over? -Answer: throw up a ball, to be it to fall 5 A Ming to the mosquito bites a large and small bag, ask the larger bag, is the male mosquito bites, or female mosquito bites? (Brain teaser) 5 Male mosquitoes don't bite

6 Ah Ming has 10 coins in his pocket***, what is left in his pocket when he misses 10 coins? (Brain teaser) 6 A hole

47 What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Brain Teaser) 47 What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Brain Teaser) 47 Remove the two dots and it becomes the word "water"

49 What is the one thing you don't have to fight with? (Brain teaser) 49 Yawn

51 No matter how much twins look alike, someone will be able to tell them apart. (Brain Teaser) 51 Themselves

79 Chuchu's birthday is on March 30th. (Brain teaser) 79 Every year

89 What do you look for in a dog, and what do you look for in a tiger? (Brain teaser) 89 Look at the guts

91 What do you hit without having to put in any effort? (Riddle me this) 91 What is the one thing you don't want to get? (Brain teaser) 95 Getting sick

105 What does an elephant's left ear look like? (Brain Teaser) 105 The right ear

124 Dongdong's father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital, why? (Brain teaser) 124 He is a dentist

125 Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can be eaten, what melon can not be eaten? (Brain Teaser) 125 Fool

126 In winter, the baby was afraid of the cold and refused to take off his hat when he came inside. But when he saw a man, he took off his hat obediently. (Brain teaser) 126 The barber

129 In the zoo, the elephant has the longest trunk and what has the second longest trunk? (Brain teaser) 129 Baby elephant

138 What is the one thing that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? (Brain teaser) 138 Angles

142 What floor do you start building from? (Brain Teaser) 142 The base

151 What is the reason that two people on a public ****car are having a lively conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word? (Brain teaser) 151 This is a pair of deaf-mutes

166 What color are the teeth of a baby born to a black man and a white man? (Brain teaser) 166 White

167 Why do black people like white chocolate? (Brain teaser) 167 Fear of biting their fingers

168 What are the benefits of black hair? (Brain teaser) 168 No fear of tanning

193 The train takes 6 hours to travel from Beijing to Shanghai, where should it be after 3 hours of exercise? (Brain teaser) 193 On the tracks

194 What are eggshells used for? (Brain teaser) 194 It is used to wrap egg whites and yolks.

213 Mrs. King has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly stammer? (Brain teaser) 213 Mrs. Kim gulps when she eats sugar cane)

229 The old king shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this? (Brain teaser) 229 The old king is a barber

235 What is the fairest way for two people to divide five apples? (Brain Teaser) 235 Squeeze it into juice

236 Two people live in an alley, just a few steps away from each other, and they work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, one of them always goes to the left, and the other one goes to the right, why? (Brain Teaser) 236 They live across the street

247 Two dogs are running in a race, dog A is running fast, dog B is running slow, which dog is sweating more at the end of the race? (Brain Teaser) 247 Dogs don't sweat

253 Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does his mother always ask his father, who can't fix clocks, to do it for him? (Brain Teaser) 253 Mom lets Dad fix Ming

264 Every couple has one absolute **** same point in their life, what is it? (Brain Teaser) 264 Getting married on the same day of the same month in the same year

270 Ming Ming is nearsighted and a notorious glutton, so put a bunch of books in front of him, and an apple behind the books, and what do you think he'll look at first? (Brain Teaser) 270 Can't see anything

271 Ming Ming is nearsighted and a famous glutton, put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the books, what will he look at first? (Brain Teaser) 271 Seeing Glasses

275 What is the one ceremony that a priest can't perform no matter what? (Brain Teaser) 275 Your own funeral

276 Why doesn't an egg break when you hit it against a rock? (276 Of course stones don't break

277 Where is the sea that doesn't produce fish? (Riddle Me This) 277 The Sea of Words

278 Which race is run backwards? (278 Tug of war

279 In which month are there twenty-eight days? (Riddle) 279 Every month has 28 days

280 Which tooth comes out last? (Riddle me this) 280 Dentures

281 Which type of bamboo does not grow in the soil? (Brain Teaser) 281 Firecrackers

285 What is the relationship between your dad's sister's cousin's cousin's dad and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (Brain Teaser) 285 Relation

286 Can you turn ice into water, as fast as you can? (Brain teaser) 286 Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

287 Can you write in red with a blue pen? (Brain teaser) 287 How hard is it to write the word "red"

288 You can do it, I can do it, everyone does it; one person can do it, but two people can't do it together. What is this? (Brain Teaser) 288 Dreaming

290 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? (Brain Teaser) 290 It's not as good as a bed

291 What is the one thing that you can destroy by calling its name? (Brain Teaser) 291 Silence

296 When do a cow's tongue and tail meet? (Brain Teaser) 296 At the dinner table

298 What is the fat girl's biggest fear of what people say when they come to visit her when she is sick? (Brain Teaser) 298 Take care of yourself

299 When the fat girl was sick, what did she fear most when people came to visit? (Brain teaser) 299 Take care of yourself

300 Chubby was a famous diver, but one day he stood on the diving platform and didn't dare to jump. Why? (Brain Teaser) 300 There is no water below

303 There are 6 buns in the basin, 6 children each get 1, but there is still 1 left in the basin, why? (Brain teaser) 303 The last child took the basin with him

312 What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Brain teaser) 312 In the dark, that's the shadow of the earth

313 When a car makes a right turn, which tire doesn't turn? (Brain teaser) 313 The spare tire

327 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Brain Teaser) 327 Because trees can't jump

332 Valentine's card, birthday card, big and small cards, what card should I send to a woman to win her heart the most? (Brain Teaser) 332 Credit Cards

334 Think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? (Brain Teaser) 334 The shadow of the Earth, i.e., every night

337 Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Brain teaser) 337 In bed

338 By whom is a boxing champion easily knocked out? (Brain teaser) 338 Sleepyhead

340 What is the one thing that people willingly buy fake? (Brain teaser) 340 Wigs, false teeth

345 It takes three children three minutes to eat three pies, how long does it take ninety children ninety pies? (Brain teaser) 345 Three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time

346 Three Jinxins, three waters are called rivers, three people are called congregations, so what should three ghosts be called? (Brain teaser) 346 Call for help

350 Sasha claims to be an expert in recognizing the age of hens, and his best trick is to use his teeth, why? (Brain Teaser) 350 You can tell when a chicken is old or tender

401 The disillusioned TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown, why? (Brain Teaser) 401 The River of Love

403 What car can't move an inch? (Brain Teaser) 403 Windmills,

404 What kind of egg can't be beaten, boiled, or even eaten? (Brain Teaser) 404 Zero Eggs on a Test

405 Where do you have to pay to talk? (Brain teaser) 405 Making a phone call

406 What is more annoying than a crow? (Brain teaser) 406 Ravens

407 What can't you eat? (Brain teaser) 407 Direction of "stuff"

408 What is something that people don't like to eat? (Brain Teaser) 408 "Going for a loss"

409 What is something that doesn't touch when you say father, but touches twice when you call it father? (Brain teaser) 409 Upper and lower lips

410 What climbs higher the hotter it gets? (Brain Teaser) 410 Thermometer

411 What gives birth to its tail at night? (Brain Teaser) 411 Meteorites

412 What can't be lifted by a hundred men at the same time, but can be lifted by a woman with one hand? (412 Eggs: 100 men can't hold an egg at the same time

413 What has five heads but people don't think it's weird? (413 Toes

414 What gets bigger the more angry it gets? (Brain teaser) 414 Temper

415 What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (Brain Teaser) 415 Water

416 What gets half as big when you turn it upside down? (Brain Teaser) 416 Number Word 6

417 What is the hardest thing? Girls love it the most, especially married women. (Brain Teaser) 417 Diamonds

418 What animal did you beat to death but shed your blood? (Brain Teaser) 418 Mosquito

419 What official not only doesn't receive a salary, but also pays out of his own pocket? (Brain Teaser) 419 Groomer

420 What valuable thing is most likely to go missing? (Brain Teaser) 420 Sputnik

421 What kind of chicken doesn't have wings? (Brain Teaser) 421 Field Chicken

422 What kind of wine can't you drink? (Brain Teaser) 422 Iodine

423 What is the narrowest road? (Brain teaser) 423 Narrow road for an enemy

424 What hat can't you wear? (Brain teaser) 424 Nut

425 What door never closes? (Brain teaser) 425 Soccer goal

426 What is a situation where there is room for two tigers in one mountain? (Brain teaser) 426 A male and a female situation

427 What kind of person never goes to the doctor when they are sick? (Riddle Me This) 427 A blind man

428 What kind of person is always afraid to take a bath? (Riddle) 428 Mudman

429 When does four minus one equal five? (Brain Teaser) 429 Something with four corners cuts off one corner

430 When does the sun come out of the west? (Riddle) 430 When is it better to swear

431 When is it better to hold your hands up high? (Riddle me this) 431 When you're being held at gunpoint

432 What is the one thing that every person must do every day? (Brain Teaser) 432 Going to bed

433 What is something you are punished for that you obviously didn't do? (Brain Teaser) 433 Homework

434 What is something that God doesn't know and you don't know and I don't know? (Brain teaser) 434 Torn soles

435 What book has no one ever seen? (Riddle) 435 The Book of Heaven

436 What kind of wheel only turns but doesn't go? (Brain teaser) 436 The wheel of a windmill

437 What letter of the alphabet is the most popular? (Brain teaser) 437 CD

438 What letter of the alphabet do most people like to hear? (Brain Teaser) 438 CD

439 What word is used all over the world? (Brain Teaser) 439 Arabic Numerals

440 When does the clock not go? (Brain teaser) 440 Clocks never go in the first place

441 When do clocks never go? (441 Clocks don't go in the first place

443 What is the longest car in the world except for a train? (Quiz) 443 Traffic jam

445 What in the world is higher than the sky? (Riddle me this) 445 A heart is higher than the sky

449 What book can't you buy in a bookstore? (Brain teaser) 449 A suicide note

450 What book can't you buy in a bookstore? (Brain teaser) 450 A suicide note or a secretary

452 What is the number 0 to 1 that is added to make the number greater than 0 and less than 1? (Brain teaser) 452 Add a . Becomes 0.1

459 What was Sleeping Beauty's greatest fear? (Brain teaser) 459 Insomnia

490 Iron rusts when it's put outside, but what about gold? (Riddle me this) 490 It will be stolen

534 When does the net have to be ready to carry water? (Brain teaser) 534 When the water freezes

535 How much time does it take to finish Peking University? (Riddle me this) 535 One banknote is enough

538 Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? (538 Namo Amitabha Buddha

539 Why do geese fly to the south in the fall? (Brain Teaser) 539 If you walk, it's too slow

541 Why does a woman wearing high heels mean she wants to get married? (Brain Teaser) 541 It's easier to catch up if you run slower

542 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Brain teaser) 542 Because trees can't jump

543 Why do people go to the market? (Brain teaser) 543 Markets don't come by themselves

544 Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang say that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk the first time they met? (544 Zhuang Zhuang is a goat

545 Why are modern people becoming more and more faithless? (Brain teaser) 545 It's faster to use the phone

546 Why do you pay 60 dollars for one and 20 dollars for two of the same item? (Brain Teaser) 546 Getting change for a forty-dollar purchase with a hundred-dollar bill

547 Why is there a hospital that never treats anyone? (Brain Teaser) 547 Veterinary Hospital

551 Wenwen was washing her clothes, but after half a day, her clothes were still dirty, why? (Brain Teaser) 551 Washing Other People's Clothes

552 A snail traveled from Shanghai to Beijing in one minute, why? (Brain Teaser) 552 What is the difference between chess and Go on a map

570 What is the difference between chess and Go? (Brain Teaser) 570 The less you play Xiangqi, the more you play Go

579 Little Bobby can't move without a rope, why? (Brain Teaser) 579 Little Bobby is a puppet

589 Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street. They always go to school together, but every day when they leave the house, one of them walks to the left and the other one walks to the right, what's wrong with them? (Brain Teaser) 589 Their doors are opposite to each other

591 Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? (Brain Teaser) 591 Himself

595 How come Xiao Liu, a very ordinary person, can go for ten hours at a time without blinking his eyes? (Brain Teaser) 595 He's Sleeping

596 Xiaoming never studied, but he was a model student. (Brain teaser) 596 Xiao Ming is a deaf student

597 Xiao Ming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where does he sit? (Brain Teaser) 597 On Xiaohua's body

599 Xiao Ming's house is on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken, and he didn't take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor to get back to his house, is that possible? (Brain Teaser) 599 Mom carried him up the stairs

601 Xiao Ming knew the answers to the test paper, why did he still look at his classmates' frequently? (Brain Teaser) 601 He's an invigilator

602 Why does Ming look at his classmates' frequently when he knows the answers to the test paper? (Brain Teaser) 602 Xiao Ming is a teacher

613 Xiao Wang is a good soldier, one day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching towards him, but he squinted his eyes, why? (Brain teaser) 613 He was aiming

614 Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier, one day when he was standing guard duty, he obviously saw an enemy quietly feeling toward him, but why did he turn a blind eye? (Brain teaser) 614 Because he was aiming

615 How did Xiao Wang brush his teeth while whistling at a leisurely pace? (Brain Teaser) 615 Brushing his false teeth

616 Little King never walks without his feet touching the ground, why is that? (Brain Teaser) 616 Wearing shoes

636 Xiao Zhang drove his car and accidentally hit a utility pole in a car accident, when the police arrived there was a dead man in the car, Xiao Zhang said that it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed him, why? (Brain Teaser) 636 Xiao Zhang drove a hearse

648 What does a dentist eat? (Brain Teaser) 648 Teeth

650 What was Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married? (Brain teaser) 650 No one came to the wedding reception

657 What would be the first thing we would do to make a dream a reality? (Brain teaser) 657 Wake up

658 Why are there only three people in a ****? (Brain teaser) 658 Three generations

673 Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with no eyes? (Riddle me this) 673 A chicken lays an egg

677 Why did a man who couldn't swim fall into the water but didn't drown? (Brain Teaser) 677 Because he was wearing a life preserver

686 Where is the one place that can be big or small? (Brain teaser) 686 The toilet

692 Why didn't a man die when he fell out of an airplane? (Brain teaser) 692 The airplane stopped on the ground

693 A man fell into a river and struggled a few times, it climbed up out of the river, its clothes were all wet, but its hair was not wet, why? (Brain teaser) 693 Because he was bald

694 A man was walking on the beach, but no footprints were found behind him, why? (Brain teaser) 694 He's walking backwards

695 A man is walking on the beach, but when he looks back why can't he see his footprints? (Brain teaser) 695 Walking backwards

696 Under what circumstances is a person at the point of being truly at the mercy of others? (Brain teaser) 696 While on the operating table

702 Why is a student often late for school even though he lives in the school? (Brain Teaser) 702 The school where his family lives is not the school he goes to

703 A man with a heart condition jumped to his death from a 50-meter-high building, and landed on the ground, so why didn't he die? (Brain teaser) 703 In the middle of it, he was scared to death

712 An air-conditioner falls from a building and turns into what? (Brain Teaser) 712 A murder weapon

714 Two prisoners were locked up in a cell, one for a year for stealing, and the other, a robber and murderer, for only two weeks, why? (Brain teaser) 714 Because the murderer had to be dragged off to fill his life

720 What is the flower that blooms all year round? (Brain teaser) 720 Plastic flowers

737 A truck driver runs over a motorcyclist. The truck driver is seriously injured, but the motorcyclist is fine. (Brain teaser) 737 The truck driver was not driving at the time

749 How many corners are left in a square table when one corner is removed? (Brain teaser) 749 5 corners

753 A chicken and a goose are in the freezer, the chicken freezes to death, but the goose lives, why? (Brain Teaser) 753 Penguin

755 A fierce, hungry cat, when it sees a mouse, why does it pull out its legs and run away? (Brain Teaser) 755 It was chasing a mouse

763 What is used to determine the age of a chicken? (Brain teaser) 763 With teeth

765 Why can't you break an egg with a hammer? (Brain teaser) 765 Of course the hammer won't break

766 Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon? (Brain teaser) 766 The head hurts more

779 They say a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? (Brain teaser) 779 A bound book

786 Who is the person who was born to your parents but is not your sibling? (Brain Teaser) 786 Yourself

787 There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Brain Teaser) 787 Yourself

788 There is a person who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired who is he? (Brain Teaser) 788 Santa Claus

789 There's a word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it. What is it? (Brain Teaser) 789 Wrong

790 There is a word that everyone pronounces wrong. What is this word? (Brain Teaser) 790 This is the word "wrong"

791 There is a piece of natural black marble, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7? (Brain Teaser) 791 Sink to the bottom of the river

793 An old lady got on a bus, why did no one give up her seat? (Brain Teaser) 793 There are seats on the bus

794 What is the one thing that you can only hold with your left hand, but not with your right? (Brain Teaser) 794 Your own right hand

795 There is an animal that is the size of a cat, but looks like a tiger, what kind of animal is it? (Brain teaser) 795 A tiger cub

817 At what point does 1+2 not equal 3? (Brain teaser) 817 A case of miscalculation

819 In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. What was the reason that the examiner noticed but did not consider them cheating? (Brain Teaser) 819 Both papers were handed in blank

820 In a house, there is an oil lamp, a stove and a fireplace. Now, you want to light all three appliances, but you have only one match. (Brain Teaser) 820 Matches

821 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Brain Teaser) 821 Open your eyes

822 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Brain teaser) 822 Open your eyes

826 A certain order is written on a piece of paper. However, the person who reads this writing can never read the order. So, what is written on the paper? (Brain teaser) 826 It is written on the paper, do not read out this text

827 Ancient Chinese people used to immerse an orchid-colored coat in the Yellow River, what kind of phenomenon would be produced? (Brain teaser) 827 Wet clothes

844 Who is the most disobedient? (脑筋急转弯) 844 deaf

1、Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can be eaten, what melon can not be eaten? --Answer: fool 2. There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, 6 children got 1 each, but there is still 1 left in the basin, why? --Answer: The last child took the pot with him 3. Can you turn ice into water as fast as you can? --Answer: Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water". 6. There is a word that everyone can mispronounce. What is it? --Answer: It is the word "wrong". 7. Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? --Answer: Himself. 8. What is the use of egg shells? --Answer: To cover the egg white and egg yolk. 9、What is something that you don't have to spend effort to beat? --Answer: yawning 10, You can do it, I can do it, everyone does it; one can do it, two can't do it together. What is this? --Answer: dreaming 11, what each person must do seriously every day? --Answer: sleep 12. What man is always afraid to take a bath? --Answer: Mudman 13、Small Ming never studied but got a model student, why? --Answer: Ming is a deaf and dumb student 14. What kind of car is hard to move? --Answer: windmill, 15. Which month has twenty-eight days? --Answer: There are 28 days in every month. 16. Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? --Answer: not as comfortable as the bed 17, what wine can not drink? --Answer: iodine 18, what eggs can not be broken, boiled, more can not eat? --Answer: exams get zero eggs "0" 19, the train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours, exercise 3 hours later, the train should be in what place? --Answer: on the track 20, when the clock will not go? --Answer: the clock would not have gone 21、What books can't be bought in the bookstore? --Answer: suicide note or secretary 22、What is the narrowest road? --Answer: the narrow road of injustice 23、What can't you eat? --Answer: the direction of "something" 24. Why didn't a man die when he fell from an airplane? --Answer: The plane stopped on the ground. 25. What is the flower that blooms all year round? --Answer: plastic flowers 26, what English letters most people like to hear? --Answer: CD 27、What kind of person never sees a doctor when he is sick? --Answer: blind people 28、Small Ming knows the answers to the test paper, why do you still look at your classmates' frequently? --Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher 29、What is used to judge the age of a chicken? --Answer: with teeth 30、Why can't you break an egg with a hammer? --Answer: Of course the hammer won't break 31、Who is the boxing champion easily knocked down? --Answer: Sleepyheads 32: What is it that God doesn't know, but you don't know and I don't know? --Answer: a broken sole 33、A man was walking on the beach, but no footprints were found behind him, why? --Answer: He was walking backwards 34、A truck driver knocked down a motorcycle rider, the truck driver was seriously injured but the motorcycle rider was fine, why? --Answer: the truck driver was not driving at the time 35、What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? --Answer: Open your eyes 36、Can you write in red with a blue pen? --Answer: How hard is it to write the word "red" 37. Which tire does not turn when a car turns right? --Answer: The spare tire. 38: What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? --Answer: the son of Confucius is on the left and the son of Mencius is on the top 39、Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third year? --Answer: It's not bad to learn a lesson in two days from the first to the third year! 40、How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? --Answer: One. Because it's not an empty stomach after eating one 41, when Columbus stepped on one foot on the New World, what did he do immediately afterward? --Answer: step on the other foot 42, the caterpillar returned home, said a word to the father, the father fainted on the spot, what did the caterpillar say? --Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes." 43: Why was not one of the airplanes hurt when they fell from the sky? --Answer: all dead 44、What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? --Answer: it's the word flat 45、What is the smallest island in the world? --Answer: A safety island on the road. 46. Why did the goose not die when the chicken and the goose were put in the refrigerator at the same time? --Answer: Penguin Well 47, four people in a small house to play mahjong (no one else is watching), then the police came, four people ran away, but the police came to the house and caught a person, why? --Answer: Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught him. 48: Who is the king of beasts? --Answer: The director of the zoo. 49: What can solve all the riddles? --What kind of people will appear after death? --Answer: people in movies 51、Who is the person who specializes in prying into other people's affairs? --Answer: journalists 52、Who speaks with the voice that carries the furthest? --Answer: the person on the phone 53、What has the same manufacturing date and expiration date? --Answer: daily newspaper 54、Mimi spent the whole night on her history textbook last night, but the next day her mom still scolded her for not working hard, why? --Answer: she slept with her history textbook as a pillow 55、Can you cover the sky with leaves? --Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves 56、A cow, walks 10 meters to the north, then 10 meters to the west, then 10 meters to the south, backs up and turns to the right, ask where the cow's tail is facing? --Answer: toward the ground 57: Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? --Answer: fear of biting their hands 58、Dividing 8 into two halves, what is it? --Answer: 0. 59、What is the most disadvantageous thing for a person who stutters? --Answer: making international calls 60, what makes people cry and laugh? --Answer: mask 61, ID card dropped how to do? --Answer: pick it up 62, there is a person walking on a one-wood bridge, in front of a tiger, behind a bear, how did the person pass? --Answer: fainted 63, the prison held two prisoners, one night the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the cell door to see, there is a prisoner inside? --Answer: The escaped prisoner's name is "Du". 64. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and the third son is called what? --Answer: Of course it's called Xiaoming. 65: Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? --Answer: to catch mice 66, what does the left ear of an elephant look like? --Answer: the right ear 67, the needle fell into the sea how to do? --Answer: buy another one 69, a migratory bird from the south to the north in an hour, and from the north to the south in two and a half hours, why? --Answer: two and a half hours is not an hour 70, what people cheat others also cheat themselves? --Answer: cheaters 71, Mr. Lee went to the 16th floor to talk business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor, and then climbed the stairs up on foot, why? --Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor 72, a child and an adult walking in the dark night, the child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father, may I ask why? --Answer: Because they are mother and son 73、What word is common all over the world? --Answer: Arabic numerals 74, a man has a big, thick and wide book placed in front of him, and he wants to cross it but he can't, do you know what is the reason for this? --Do you know why? - - Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner of the wall. 75: What is the secret of human longevity? --Answer: Keep breathing, don't cut off the breath. 76. When do you see the biggest moon? --Answer: when you go to the moon 77. What man works only one day in a year? --Answer: Santa Claus 78, What is better to keep one eye open and one eye shut? --Answer: Shooting 79. Why does a newborn child have only one left eye? --Answer: People have only one left eye. 80、Which tooth grows out last? --Answer: dentures 81、The room was on fire, how can Xiao Ming not pull open the door, ask how he went out later? --Answer: pushed the door open 82、Lanlan wasn't sick, but she had her mouth open and closed all night? --Answer: She ate melon seeds 83、What is the best at making false statements? --Answer: magician 84, Is there a box with two sides? --Answer: there are! Inside and Outside 85, Iron left outside the house in the open air will rust, what about gold? --Answer: It will be stolen 86、Take an egg and throw it at a stone, why didn't the egg break? --Answer: If you take an egg with your left hand and throw a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break? 87, "Xinhua dictionary" has how many words? --Answer: four

Newton discovered gravity when he was hit by an apple under an apple tree; if you sit under a coconut tree and wait to be hit by a coconut, what will you find?

Answer: Would find the behavior stupid...

Year after year, why can't you save money?

Answer: Because they get fired every year...

Why does a turtle suddenly have two big heads?

Answer: Because the turtle is thinking about it...

Why do babies cry at birth?

Answer: Because he saw how pretty the nurse was and thought about how small he was...

What country was Jesus from?

Answer: The Kingdom of Heaven

What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth

Answer: A teapot's beak

What kind of official can't give orders, and has to smile at people all the time?

Answer: Xinlang Official

Why did a policeman run away from a thief?

Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly.