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. A polar bear and a penguin were playing together, the penguin pulled the hairs off one by one, and after pulling them out, said to the polar bear: "It's cold." The polar bear heard this and pulled the hairs off one by one, and turned to the penguin and said: "It's cold! "The polar bear heard, also pulled their own body hair one by one, turned his head to the penguin and said:" really cold! 2, Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg, Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg, and another car accident Xiao Ming lost his other leg, a car accident Xiao Ming lost his leg, and a car accident Xiao Ming lost his leg, and a car accident Xiao Ming. In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.3. One day, cabbage walked on the road, felt very hot, so he took off one after another, and he lost himself.4. There was a bun walking on the road, felt very hungry, so he ate himself.5. Xiaoming was at the same table with Xiaohong, and one day, Xiaoming asked Xiaohong to lend him a pen, and Xiaohong said, "No." "Lend it to me and you'll die!" Then, red said: "Oh, that lend you it" when the small Ming to return the pen to the small red, red really died. 6, once upon a time there is a little sheep, one day he went out to play, the result of the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!!!" Guess what? The big bad wolf ate the lamb.7. Bug: Little Flower, did you use my pencil? Little Flower: No, I didn't use it. Bug: Are you really useless? Little Flower: I'm really useless! Bug: Alas, you are the 17th person to admit that you are useless 8. When will Taiwan want to unify? Buy instant noodles when 9. One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child ah?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" 10. A medium rare steak and a medium rare steak met on the street, why didn't they say hello? (Assuming they can talk)Because ...... they are not cooked ah ~~~~~~~~11.Devil: God, can I be reincarnated? God: Yes. Devil: I don't want to be a devil anymore, I want to be all white like an angel and have a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. God: that's good, you will be reincarnated to do the care of the baby it 12, there is a man one day encountered God God suddenly generous intention to give the man a wish God asked: what do you wish? The man thought about it and said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me nine lives! God said: Your wish has come true! One day, the man was bored and wanted to die, anyway, there are nine lives so lie on the railroad tracks, the result of a train went by, the man is still dead. Why is that? Because the train carriages have 10 sections. 13, Xiaoming owes 200,000 underground money changers, Xiaoming begged him to let a few more days, money changers said: "tomorrow must pay back, or else ......, chopped off 2 fingers; the day after tomorrow, then ......, in the chopping of 4; the third day, then ......" Xiaoming: "tomorrow, then ......, then ......, in the chopping of 4; the third day. Day then ......" Xiao Ming: "is not necessary to return" money man: "NO, by then you will become Tinkerbell. 14. There is a man who has a bad stomach. One day, he came to the gastric hospital to see a doctor, said to the doctor: "I eat what pull what, eat watermelon pull watermelon, eat cucumber pull cucumber!" The doctor thought about it, and said to him: "I think you can only eat shit!" 15, three small animals in the forest chatting, piglet said: now popular with nicknames, you after you call me piglet piglet. Rabbit said: good, then I will be called little rabbit rabbit. Chicken face unhappy said: I still have things to do, first go 16, a person to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said: you have to take a blood test. Urine test. Test stool after a while he came back to the doctor said: I blood also swallowed. Urine also swallowed. But the stool really can not swallow a family of three people, respectively called robbers, choppers, trouble one day, trouble missing. Bandits with kitchen knives to the Public Security Bureau, said to the police: "Hello, I am a bandit, I brought a kitchen knife to find trouble." Hip Hip and Haha were good friends, very good friends. One day, Haha died. Hip was very sad, he went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you're dead." On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but the 1 dollar for the ride. I sat from the beginning to the end of the bus, and I felt calm all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found an extra note in my pants: "A grown man goes out without a penny, shame on you. -- On Tuesday, I carried a broken wallet with 10 cents in it. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note had been slipped into the wallet: "We are not beggars, so please don't insult our profession," -- "On Wednesday, I was still carrying the money in my wallet. --" On Wednesday, I still tucked my wallet, which was filled with $100 in counterfeit bills. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and the wallet was stuffed with a note: "It is illegal to keep large-denomination counterfeit copies, so please consciously go to the relevant departments to turn them in. -- "On Thursday, I took an envelope containing a stack of expired copies of the Straits Times. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there, and when I took out the newspaper, it had been replaced by the latest Straits Times, with a note: "This is the age of counseling, so keep up-to-date with the latest information in order to seize the opportunities and win success! -- On Friday, I put a toy cell phone in my coat pocket. When I arrived at the terminal, the cell phone was still there, with an extra note: "Please do not make this joke to affect the normal work of my company. -- "On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it in my waistband. When I got to the terminal, I realized the gun was gone, and a note had been stuffed in the waist of my pants: "I'm sick of you robbers, you're not even technical! Confiscation of the tools of the trade! -- Sunday, I was about to get on the bus, but it was too crowded. Waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket, found more than 20 fast money, there is a note: "Brother, do our line of work all day wind and sun is not easy, to the 20 dollars, you want to go where to take a taxi to go, please don't fix us" three rats in bragging. One said, "I eat rat poison like candy, and I don't feel comfortable if I don't eat it for a day." Another said, "I love to walk the streets twice a day or I can't sleep well." The third mouse said, "It's late, go home and hug the cat." The couple divorced and fought over the child, the wife said with a straight face: "The child came out of my belly, of course it belongs to me!" Husband said: "Joke! It's nonsense. The money taken out of the cash machine can belong to the cash machine? It belongs to whoever inserted the card! A mom said to her little girl, "If someone touches you, say "no" when you touch the top and "stop" when you touch the bottom." The next day, the little girl came back crying and told her mom. After hearing what the little girl said, her mom said angrily, "Did you say no to that person?" The little girl looked at her mom with innocent eyes, nodded and said, "The man touched me up and down together, so I said, "Don't stop"! Zhuge Liang was a person who was well versed in the eight arts, and one of his specialties was ventriloquism. But this day Zhuge Liang is with Liu Bei in the tent deliberations, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, and afraid of being Liu Bei heard, embarrassed. He had an idea, said: "Lord, in order to regulate the atmosphere, I learn woodpecker call to you how?" Liu Bei nodded. Zhuge Liang imitated the woodpecker calling twice and took the opportunity to fart. Then asked, "How about it Lord? Did I learn like it?" Liu Bei said, "You learn it again, just now you farted too loudly, I didn't hear you." An elementary school student participated in the school's recitation competition for the first time and was particularly nervous. The teacher encouraged her for a long time, but her palms were still sweaty. Finally, it was her turn. The elementary school student gritted her teeth and took a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers, classmates, I recite the title: Red Leaf Madness (Maple) ......" ~~-#￥**...... Or an elementary school student, see the teacher point to read the composition of the classmates, especially envious, always looking forward to the teacher can also let themselves read a time. The opportunity finally came." So-and-so, read your essay to everyone!" The pupil stood up, "My Teacher". Teacher, how much I resemble your mom ......" : (This time it was a poorly trained host of a song and dance troupe. A performance that was rushed onto the stage without proper preparation beforehand. The show went on in order. It was her turn to announce the curtain: "Friends of the audience, please listen to the calf (solo) flute playing ......" (Note: "calf" in the northeastern dialect has the meaning of cursing) the audience dumped a -#￥- my family in the winter often onions planted in pots to keep it fresh. My sister came home for New Year's Eve and saw it, and joyfully said to my mom, "Hey! Mom, this thick real onion ......" My mom and I laughed. There is a neighbor whom I call "Big Aunt" who rides her bicycle to work every day. Early in the morning, I ran into her at the door, I smiled and politely said: "on the aunt ah, Taipan ......". Bah! ...... I was dying to bite my tongue off. A female classmate, one day to look at the shadow of self-pity, suddenly turned his head to the person behind him and said, "Is my chest hair beautiful?" Startled, she added, "Oh, I meant to ask if my eyebrows are fierce." All rise! Play the flag, raise the national anthem... There was also a line in a text taken from a novel by a Russian author that said: "All the houses here belong to the lords (meaning the rich). As a result, one of my male classmates read aloud: "All the houses here belong to the lords". As soon as the words left his mouth, our language teacher asked him suspiciously: Where do all the old ladies live? Electrical appliances held a joke-telling contest, with the rule that each appliance had to tell a joke and make everyone in the audience laugh, or be taken to Aruba. First up was the washing machine, and as soon as he finished his joke, the whole audience laughed. Suddenly, he heard the rice cooker say, "It's cold," so the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next up was the smartest computer, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances laughed. The rice cooker was heard to say, "It's cold~~~" so! The computer was also taken to Aruba. The third one is the most humorous table lamp. After the lamp told the joke confidently, everyone laughed until they were rolling on the floor. The rice cooker said again, "It's so cold oh~~~" Just as the lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I've had enough of this, just laugh, don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold ugh!" Appliance supplies held a joke telling contest, with the rule that each appliance had to tell a joke and make everyone in the audience laugh, or be taken to Aruba. First up was the washing machine, and when he finished his joke, the whole audience laughed. Suddenly, he heard the rice cooker say, "It's cold," so the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next up was the smartest computer, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances laughed. The rice cooker was heard to say, "It's cold~~~" so! The computer was also taken to Aruba. The third one is the most humorous table lamp. After the lamp told the joke confidently, everyone laughed until they were rolling on the floor. The rice cooker said again, "It's so cold oh~~~" Just as the lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I've had enough of this, just laugh, don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold ugh!" Appliance supplies held a joke telling contest, with the rule that each appliance had to tell a joke and make everyone in the audience laugh, or be taken to Aruba. First up was the washing machine, and when he finished his joke, the whole audience laughed. Suddenly, he heard the rice cooker say, "It's cold," so the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next up was the smartest computer, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances laughed. The rice cooker was heard to say, "It's cold~~~" so! The computer was also taken to Aruba. The third one is the most humorous table lamp. After the lamp told the joke confidently, everyone laughed until they were rolling on the floor. The rice cooker said again, "It's cold~~~" Just as the lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I've had enough of this, just laugh, don't open your mouth so wide, it's very cold ugh!" Ugly Child A woman was holding a child in her arms as she got into a public ****ing car. The driver took one look at the child and suddenly said, "I've never seen such an ugly child in my life!" The exasperated woman went to the last row, sat down, and said to a man next to her, "This driver just insulted me!" The man replied, "You hurry to settle the score with him, I'll hold this ugly monkey for you! ...... "Jokes about speaking bad Mandarin 1. The fish seller shouted at the top of his voice, "Fish, fish." Next to a date seller is also not willing to show weakness, followed by yelling: "bad (jujube), bad (jujube)."" Fish." Fish." Fish." Fish." Fish sellers listen more and more wrong, think sell jujube as if intentionally against him, so the two quarreled.2, a township enterprise's factory director will go to Kobe, Japan, to visit, he can't even speak Mandarin, usually only speak dialect. So he asked his subordinates to find an interpreter, the subordinates came back to report: "Japanese interpreters do not understand the factory director of the vernacular". The factory manager said: "This is good, we will bring another teacher from the town, then ask him to translate our native language into Mandarin." Subordinates said: "Not yet ah, to Japan still have to ask a person to Japan's 'Mandarin' translated into Kobe's vernacular." 3, a very heavy dialect of the native accent of the outsiders, lost in the city, see a gentleman lady came over, they greeted and asked: "rabbit (comrade), kiss (please) ......" The words are not finished, the lady will be angry red. 4, a southerner came to a snack bar in Beijing, said to the waitress: "sleep a night (dumplings a bowl) how much?" The waitress heard, changed color, shrill: "rascal!" The southerner heard, said: "only 60 cents, cheap, to a night (bowl)." 5, there is a pair of farmers brother and sister with a crate pulling wheat to the market to sell, a southerner came to their brother and sister, asked: "Big brother, your little sister (wheat) how to sell ah?" The older brother was so angry that his veins popped out on his forehead.6. The old man Ox was hawking loudly, "Sell mooncakes, four dollars for ten." Many people are gathered to buy this "cheap" moon cakes, to pay, only to understand that the old man's moon cakes are ten dollars four. 7, the old people in the home for the elderly in the Mid-Autumn Festival night party, the host of the old lady Wang said: "Everyone, the performance of the damned (began), everyone please be quiet." 8, a northerner in a park in Guangzhou inquiring about "cable car" where, according to the answer to find to go, find the "men's toilet". 9, a pair of newlyweds after the first morning of marriage, the family got up to wash their faces, the bride respectfully to her mother-in-law, said: "Granny, please you first die (wash)." After saying this, the bride then said to the groom, "If your mother-in-law dies, will you die?" After a pause she added, "When both the mother-in-law and you die, I will die last." When the mother-in-law heard this, her face turned blue and she could not say a word. The bride said again, "Granny, why don't you die?" 10, a Putian old lady selling sugar cane on the side of the road, a bus stopped, the car a foreigner came to the old lady stall to buy sugar cane, just weighed sugar cane, not yet paid, the car started. The old woman urged, "Hurry up, you money to me, I married (cane) to you." The foreigner was so scared that he didn't even take the sugar cane, and got into the car quickly.11. A country girl came to the supermarket, and the attendant greeted her warmly: "Miss, what do you want?" The girl said, "I want your life (noodles), pigsun (bamboo shoots)." 12, spring flowers met a friend with his son shopping, busy to greet, and praised: "This little wolf boy (boy) looks really cute." 13, a rural elementary school class, the teacher walked into the classroom: "stand (on) class." The students said in unison: "old dead (teacher) good!" The teacher said: "Spit blood (students), early death (on) good!" 14, two country girls back to the city, it was late, see a truck driving, they waved to the truck, the driver poked his head out, a girl said: "Comrade, we can do (sit) your wife (car) child?" The driver said in a bad humor, "Who wants you to be my wives." The other girl hurriedly said, "It doesn't matter, we are very close (轻)." The driver was so angry that he drove the car away, thinking: "Who and you kiss to go." 15、The village headman said at the villagers' meeting, "Rabbits, shrimps, pickles are too expensive, don't want pickled melon, want pig's feet." Translating his dialect into Mandarin was: comrades, villagers, now meeting, do not speak, pay attention. When my friend and I first moved, we didn't have a TV at home, and the two of us were bored. We pretended that there was a TV on the table, and then the two pretended that there was a remote control in our hands and that we could change the channel. This son of a bitch kept changing the channel, I told him and he didn't listen, then we fought. The teacher asked Xiao Ming a question in class. Xiao Ming stood up but didn't say anything. Teacher: Xiao Ming? Teacher: Xiao Ming Teacher: Xiao Ming! What's wrong with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least say something! Siu Ming: Squeak~ The first of the three rabbits pooped in a long strip. The second was a ball. The third one is a triangle. Asked, it answered: I pinched it with my hand. Piggy is on the moon and Chang'e make out, suddenly a black shadow swept past, Piggy hurriedly with a nail rake to chase out, after a while back, said: Damn, Yang Liwei ...... A man raised a parrot, very powerful, and it is locked together with the other birds were killed by it. Then the owner got back an eagle and it rested in a piece, and when the owner in to see, the outside of the cage hanging parrot's hair. The master said, "This time not **** it." But in a closer look, is the eagle died, parrot naked said, "This grandson is really powerful, not take off the bare bladder but also really can not beat the yatting." "Have you ever heard the big pig said there, the little pig said there is no" joke General will answer no today in the Internet cafe to play CS, not far away from the two non-mainstream in the play Jin 5, the open RiPaLa press the keyboard! I'm not happy! So, I also began to press the keyboard! I pressed hard! Harder! Faster than them! Louder than they were! They couldn't help but look over, and I glanced at them with contempt! They turned pale and glared at me! I glared right back! They continued to play Power 5 with a grimace, but the sound was louder than mine! How could I be so happy? So, I just slapped the keyboard with my palm! Slap it hard! Slap it hard! Those two guys stopped playing Power 5 and started slapping the keyboard! And the sound is more than I can handle! How could I stop? I hit the keyboard with my fist! Harder! Harder! The two men looked at each other and started hitting the keyboard too! The sound of the keyboards surpasses mine! I won't give up! I ripped off the keyboard! I threw it to the ground! I stomped on it! I stomped on it! The whole cafe applauded me! The two non-mainstreamers were dumbfounded, they didn't know what to do! But, under my provocative gaze, they got angry! They tore off their keyboards! They threw it on the ground and stomped on it! Then they looked at me provocatively! At this time, the Internet cafe administrators surrounded them! A network administrator took a look at the keyboard that was trampled by them, and slapped them in the face! And then the Internet managers swarmed around them! They beat them up! In the end, they were lying on the ground, and one of them pointed at me and asked weakly: "You guys... How... Why don't you hit him?" A network administrator kicked over: "People are playing CS, they bring their own keyboard!" One day in the public **** bus, a woman in order to buy a ticket to leave the seat, when she came back to find that their seats were occupied by another woman, so very reluctant, said aloud: laying eggs can not, occupy the nest is quite fast. The woman sitting on the seat heard that, and quickly stood up, with a smile on her face, and said: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for delaying you laying eggs! A man had a parrot that was so powerful that it killed all the other birds it was locked up with. Then the owner brought back an eagle and shelved it, and when the owner came to look at it, the parrot's feathers were hanging outside the cage. The master said, "This time not **** it." But in a closer look, is the eagle died, parrot naked said: "This grandson is really powerful, not take off the bare bladder but also really can not beat the Ya Ting." A driver driving a van full of hens, driving while teasing his parrot, a beautiful woman hitchhiking, the driver will put the parrot into the cargo box with the hens together, please beautiful woman sitting in the cab. After driving for a while, the driver tentatively asked the beauty: "Kiss it okay?" The beauty very shyly shook her head and said, "No." After a while, the driver asked again, "Can I have a hug?" The beauty still shook her head and said, "No." The driver said angrily, "If you can't, go down." After a while, the driver felt that his approach is very ungentlemanly, so he returned to the beautiful woman on the car, but after a while, the driver did not give up and asked: "Kiss it okay?" The beauty still shook her head, "Hug it okay?" The beauty still shook her head, "No, just go down." So repeated three times, finally arrived at the chicken farm, the driver opened the trunk, see the hens have been mu few, only to see the parrot lifted a hen and asked, "Beauty kiss it okay?" The hen desperately shook her head, and the parrot asked again, "Can a beautiful woman give you a hug?" The hen still shook her head. The parrot said, "If you can't, go down." Hen thrown out of car ...... Little white rabbit walking in the forest, met the big gray wolf came up, up "snap" to the little white rabbit two big ear stick, said "I let you do not wear a hat". The white rabbit is very aggrieved withdrew. The next day, she wore a hat jumping out of the door, and met the big bad wolf, he came up "pop" and gave the white rabbit two big mouth, said "I let you wear a hat." The rabbit was depressed. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, the tiger. After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "Okay, I know, I'll take care of it, trust the organization. On the same day, the tiger approached his buddy, the Big Bad Wolf. "You do not do it right ah, let the old me very difficult to do it." Said wiped the table floating down the cigarette ash: "Do you think this is okay huh? You can say, rabbit come here, find me a piece of meat to go! When she finds a fat one, you say you want a thin one. If she finds a thin one, you say you want a fat one. That way you can beat her up. Of course, you can say that too. Bunny, come here. Find me a woman. She finds a plump one, you say you like a slim one. If she finds a slim one, you say you like a plump one. You can beat her up in a reasonable and forceful manner." The big bad wolf nodded frequently, clapped his hands, and his respect for the tiger again rushed to a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance was heard by the white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. The white rabbit hated this in his heart. The next day, the white rabbit went out again, how so coincidentally, the big gray wolf walked on his face. The Big Bad Wolf said, "Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat." The rabbit said, "Well, do you want a fat one, or a thin one?" When the Big Bad Wolf heard this, his heart sank, and then he rejoiced, and said, "Luckily, there is an Option B. He added, "Rabbit, get me a woman neatly." The rabbit asked, "Well, do you like plump or slim?" The Big Bad Wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and gave Rabbit two big ear posts even harder. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat." The white rabbit hopped over to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry, there aren't that many" "So." The white rabbit hung his head and left. The next day, the white rabbit hopped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "I'm sorry, I don't have any." "That's right." The white rabbit went away again. On the third day, the white rabbit hopped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The owner said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today!" The white rabbit took out his money, "Great, I'll buy two!" An elementary school student, confessed his love to his long-time crush on his teacher, who said it was wrong, but he wouldn't listen. Finally, the teacher can't stand it and says: I don't want a small child. The elementary school student says, "I'll be careful!" . A psychiatric hospital heard that the leader is coming to the hospital to inspect the situation, so the director called the patients of the meeting at the meeting, the director said: "This afternoon, there is a very important leader to visit, all the people have to go to the door to welcome. In the welcome, all the patients stand in the hospital on both sides of the entrance, to stand neatly, when I cough, everyone applauded together, the more enthusiastic the better; I stomped my feet must all stop, there can not be a mistake. To all do well, tonight you can give everyone meat buns; as long as one person messes up, all of them will have no buns to eat, remember?" The patients on stage shouted together, "Remember!" That afternoon, the leader arrived on time, when he stepped into the door, the welcome of the patients have stood in the doorway at this time, with the director of a cough, all the patients applauded together to welcome, the atmosphere is very warm. Come to visit the leadership by the warm atmosphere of infection, with a smile, and everyone applauded together into the hospital. See the leader has walked into the hospital, the dean of a stomp, all the applause stopped, very neat. Only the leader is still smiling while clapping a forward, the dean felt very satisfied. Suddenly, from the welcoming crowd sprang out of a patient as strong as Schwarzenegger, stride rushed to the front of the leader, swung round and gave him a big slap, angry and unusual roar - "You Ya don't want to eat buns?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" There were three men, who were competing together in a marksmanship contest, with a black man holding something over his head as a target. The first man puts an apple on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 10 meters, raises his hand and breaks the apple with a single shot, he blows the muzzle of his gun and says: I'm Zorro! The second man put a cherry on the black man's head, then at a distance of 50 meters, raised his hand and with one shot broke the cherry, he blew out his muzzle and said, I'm 007 The third man put a sesame seed on the black man's head, then at a distance of 100 meters, raised his hand and with one shot broke the black man's head, he also blew out his muzzle and said, I'm sorry ...... A scientist went to Antarctica and came across a group of penguins. He asked one of them, "What do you do every day?" The penguin said, "Eat, sleep, and play beanbag." Then he came across a little penguin, which was very cute, so he asked it, "Little friend, what do you do every day?" The little penguin said, "Eat and sleep." The scientist was stunned and then asked, "Why don't you play beanbag?" The little penguin said, "Because I am Doudou." The Nation's Most Hilarious Names ~~ No Laughing Allowed! Liu production Lai Yuejing (or a man) Fan Jian Ji from Liang Fan Tong Xia Jianren Zhu Yiqun Qin Shousheng (loss of his parents think of) Pang Guang Du Qiyan Wei Shengjin Jiao Hougen Shen Jingbing Du Ziteng ranked first: Shi Zhenxiang

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