2, it's time to get married, want to ask everyone, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, the object is they will send or have to bring their own ah?
3, a friend described his reasons for leaving: my work ah, cheap, and the amount of sufficient.
4, the exam, ready to write on the paper full of Baidu, you know the gas marking teacher.
5, I even the name and face of the new classmates are not right, others have been engaged in the object.
6, who dares to bully me in the future, will write your name on the pants, fart Boom death you girl.
7, now the heart of the flower, because the first than anyone else with heart.
8. If there is no moon, I can not miss you. If there is no sun, I can not hang on to you. Even if the sun and the moon, years and years, how can I forget you.
9, I thought that life is a cat eating fish, dog eating meat, Ultraman playing small monsters. The reality is that the mouse whole cat, sheep play wolf, two bears play dead bald strong.
10, I see you are too much road, lost it.
11, the explanation is to cover up, cover up is not honest, not honest is not clean up!
12, finally know why eat Oreo will first lick, because then no one and you will grab.
13, happy and sad to pass, why not happy.
14, you are the largest capacity I've seen the pencil box, load so many pens you are not tired?
15, I love you, love a whole once.
16, you have to believe, believe that we will be like a fairy tale, frogs and dinosaurs is the end.
17, if one day you want to cry, you call me, let me know you also have today.
18, who dares to bully me in the future, write your names on the insoles, and step on you every day.
19, this person has been someone else's prey, thank you not to seduce.
20, a few months ago, I found the wife put the money place, after I always reach out to touch one or two out of pocket every month. Until yesterday I reached inside and grabbed a small cactus, I know I should stop.
21, you do not misunderstand, I am not eating, just on the way to eat.
22, there is a friend's birthday today, did not have the ability to give him what to buy, when I have the ability to later, I will re-exchange a friend.
23, no matter what you encounter never bow your head, because you have a double chin.
24, don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law, and beautiful and will cook, that is the beauty of the rice cooker!
25, I think you are not a qualified friend, or change to do my wife!
26, some people say that cats are the world's most adorable creatures, I do not agree, they must not have seen me.
27, know why the sky is jealous of talent? Because no one cares how long the fool lives.
28, when you are thin in my heart, and then fat, stuck in it can not come out.
29, seventeen or eighteen years old fire, thrown into the water, the water can boil.
30, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your heart is too narrow, or my personality is too great.
31, in the mosquito bite on the bag pinch cross is to tell Jesus: cure it.
32, if the world does not want you, remember to come to me, I know several traffickers.
33, I hope that the right, and like to bump into a full embrace.
34, never joke on the beach, or it will cause the sea to laugh.
35, if escape can not face, please send me a pair of skates, let me run faster.
36, when arguing with people, take a step back and the sea is wide open; when chasing girlfriends, take a step back and people go away.
37, although I have not met you, but I will love you.
38, don't ask me how much I love you, spring dream object are you.
39, it is said that the study of accounting and medical science is a perfect match, one seeks to make money, a harmful life.
40, I can think of the most romantic thing is to eat with you, and then you pay.
41, those who can not unscrew the bottle cap of the girls are actually loaded, you let her demolition of a courier try, scissors are not used.
42, vacation, weekend, you do not go, in fact, I love you.
43, it is said that companionship is the longest confession, in fact, good-looking is companionship, ugly is entangled, solid heart.
44, I would rather green you can not afford to break up with you, you still say I do not love you?
45, throw a coin, heads to the Internet, tails to sleep, stand up to go to class.
46, to my age, will sing softly in your ear, like your flesh, will also send you bags, there are only mosquitoes left.
47, I have applied for personal bankruptcy, you debtors do not miss.
48, a long time did not receive your message, I am very heartbroken. I think of death, I have cut my veins with potato chips; hit my head with tofu; jumped with a parachute; hanged with noodles.
49, people inherently have a death, or starvation or brace.
50, between the girls do not play mind games, anyway, after a few decades are going to square dance together.
51, are you in, in on good, recently someone stole a pig, I'm afraid you have an accident.
52. If I had known that I would grow up to be so successful, I would not have read so many books when I was a child.
53, full of wisdom, hard to hold up my face.
54, computer, you stop, let me go, I am a person with homework.
55, sleep is a medium of art, no one want to block my pursuit of art.
56, if a man does not help you wear a wedding dress, you send him a robe.
57, to their boyfriend better, after all, he is the world's best vision.
58, just had a person sitting next to me, I went over is a slap, how can I squeeze my invisible wings.
59, if you are pursuing freshness, I'm sorry, you have been very difficult to survive in this world.
60, sorry, disappeared can not come back, I have my pride.
61, every time you do your homework, a touch of cell phone, like eating Hyun Mai chewing gum, simply can not stop.
62, you should be at ease fat down, thin is someone else's business.
63, good-looking collarbones are all the same, interesting belly popping to and fro.
64, practiced into the iron head of the big brother just down the mountain, was a big crane with electromagnetic suction cups sucked away.
65, why should I put you in my eyes, you are not my pupil.
66, each of us is a dreamer, when the dream is gone, there is only homesickness.
67, can not bear to let you go, have to first beat.
68, I want to be fat into a sea, drowning all the show off dead thin.
69, women are the world's most troublesome animals, while men are the world's most love to find trouble to worry about animals.
70, why some boys tease tease suddenly ignore you, a large area to spread the net, selective fishing, you were released.
71, they said in front of the favorite will become stupid, do I like the homework? Impossible ah.
72, as long as you live better than me, I can not stand.
73, the brain is a good thing, but if you have big boobs, it's okay if you don't.
74, don't be lazier than me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
75, women chasing men across the veil, unless the man was on you have a good feeling, or else separated from the basic are barbed wire, or the kind with electricity.
76, in fact, every time you quarrel with you on the mouth, I heart are particularly regret, really, then really should hands hit you!
77, if I'm not wrong, see this circle of friends are open eyes!
78, I like to eat with learned people, as long as I put forward a problem they are good at, and then, the next two bells, the dishes are to me.
79, when young, we often punch the mirror to make a face; when old, the mirror is considered even.
80, God closed a door for you, and then went to wash up.
81, today's weather is good, is a good day to go out to release handsome.