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1, with his wife to invite a few buddies family gatherings. Chatting about who is in charge at home, my wife said: "Our family is the husband's management of money." Look at a few buddies quietly thumbs up to me, I secretly sighed: a warehouse keeper, what can be envied!

2, hair small wedding let me go do bridesmaid. The first time to do, not much experience, feel that should be a good pouring pouring, spent more than a thousand to buy a tuxedo, do the modeling. I feel great. When I got there, I was so dumbfounded that my hair was too damn casual. Then everyone thought I was the bride

3, one day, my wife in one of my old books inside a beautiful picture, so I asked, I calmly said: "Oh, this is my junior high school classmates, we once did?" Wife a burst of punches and kicks, half a minute later, I was on the ground dying to spit out two words "table ~ ~ ~ ~" Alas, looking for a wife can not find acute!

4, perhaps you have seen the grandfather with children cultivated Buddhist health baby, know that the grandmother with children cultivated "square dance king", but if you let the father with children, not only will produce the game of the little prince, but also a variety of oddball play. Perhaps some people will say, if the child is not to play, it will be meaningless.

5, open wholesale clothing a leftover girlfriends. Today go to dinner together! Suddenly received a young man often in her take goods of five thousand two hundred dollars money red envelope! BFF a happy! Today is May 20th, oh, no! Girlfriend pretend belt hold! Back: money back, people may have a favorite person! The other side back: like a hair line! A few days ago poor your payment! Poof! I held back, is the rice did not hold back! Sprayed

6, I and my girlfriends shopping, opposite came over a person wearing sunglasses, hand holding a cane. He said: beautiful, I have not eaten all day, give some! So I took out five dollars and gave him. After finishing, I regretted: I was cheated, he was pretending to be blind, otherwise how do you know standing in front of a man or a woman girlfriends: be satisfied, five dollars to buy a beautiful woman, but also very worth it. You give me 20, I can't even open my mouth, open-eyed talk nonsense!

7, today, science class, the teacher is talking about insects, and then asked us: "Classmates, aphids natural enemy is what" we class answer: "toothbrush!" Teacher on the spot tears?

8, a female tour guide is very greedy. Once a tourist said to her, "I want to give her a gift as a souvenir, I do not know what she likes," she said: "I hope to get something on the neck or ears can be used." The tourist gave her a small box and she was filled with joy thinking it was a gift like a necklace or earrings, but she opened it to see a bar of soap!

9, high school on the night study, we a few boys often go out over the wall to the Internet. One of the special wit, each time to sit in the door of the Internet cafe that position, no matter how high play, as long as the school teacher appeared in the Internet cafe near him, he can find, we slipped away from the back door. Until one day we were all caught, only to remember that he was sick these days, did not come to class?

10, along with a buddy to participate in the village feast, sitting next to the grandfather feet coiled a field dog. Each new dish he was careful to clip a piece to the dog's bowl, and so the dog finished eating, looked up at him, he dared to start eating. The dog was so scared that we all stopped our chopsticks and couldn't help but secretly ask him, "Could it be that the food is poisonous". moncler outlet store Laughing loudly, he said, "My old lady also went with the share of money, today's waist disease, sent it to be a representative."