Cai Ming All the lines from the "Spoiler for You" skit:
(Together): start inspiring, 1....2....3....
Yue Yunpeng: stop...stop ........ Press ......
Yue Yunpeng: hammer sister, we are inspiring it. What do you do, and to break up, a moment I call you, 3...
Hua Shao: you live to get married ah
Yue Yunpeng: Well
Hua Shao: so you live to pick?
Dapeng: Ah!
Huashao: Listen up, I'm going to say it for the last time, we live to change the world.
Yue Yunpeng Dapeng: change the world!
Hua Shao: Right, live to embrace the ideal. Ideal is to have a set of their own house, so I often say to you, we recommend for you: authentic good property authentic good property, we recommend to you, the real property leader, we are sitting in the CBD, (roc:oops) forty minutes to Tiananmen .....
Yue Yunpeng: line...line...line...
Hua Shao: have not finished it
Yue Yunpeng: line
Dapeng: brother wait a moment to sell the house, it should be sung our inspirational song
Hua Shao: ah.... Yes, yes, yes...come on, get ready
Yue Yunpeng: Wait, that old lady downstairs won't come looking for us again
Hua Shao: We can't be afraid of her anymore
Yue Yunpeng: Hmmm
Hua Shao: Sing it out loud
Dapeng: Good.... Prepare
(sing together): I believe that I am me, I believe in tomorrow
Yue Yunpeng: sing ah, I believe that reaching out to touch the sky, you play ah, have you by my side ...... My God, when she was by my side
Hua Shao: calm down
Cai? Ming: are alive it
together: ah
Cai? Ming: Today you guys are so rowdy, it's like jumping high in the toilet - over the top (shit)!
Huashao: on
Yue Yunpeng: how is it me again
Huashao: go .... Quick
Yue Yunpeng: old lady...
Cai? Ming: face this flat, look like a manhole cover
Yue Yunpeng: today did not go racing ah?
Cai?
Yue Yunpeng: I'm afraid to press through your face again!
Cai?
Cai Yunpeng: I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on the way.
Yue Yunpeng: Hey.
Cai? Ming: I ask you, you and your girlfriend drill, not broken up ah?
Yue Yunpeng: who called the electric drill ah , how ugly ah, my girlfriend called the hammer.
Cai? Ming: I listen to the two of you every day under the building to call the breakup, you are dying to live, I said you let a person pedal every day, every day let a person pedal, you bike ah ...
Yue Yunpeng: who let a person pedal, we can be good. Last night, I also used 99 meatballs, in their downstairs set a heart it!
Cai? Ming: She was touched?
Yue Yunpeng: She didn't see it, their neighborhood dog did!
Cai? Ming: Oh, I see, your heart let the dog eat!
Yue Yunpeng: squeeze me no use, we can be good, it rains all together in the rain, to the home, I'm okay. Then look at the hammer...
Cai? Ming: rust la
Yue Yunpeng: raw ... sick, I served her. I gave her medicine, pour boiling water for her, scalded myself, and gave her a heartbreaking yell...
Cai?
Yue Yunpeng: I pull your valve core.
Hua Shao: ah ah ah ah, what do ah, Lao San ... on ... on ... on. (Peng: ah hey). On. On
Dapeng: Auntie, what are you doing, make him like this.
Cai? Ming: speak properly.
Dapeng: What do you want!
Cai?
Cai Ming: You are the most noisy among the three, singing that song all day long, can you make some human movement
Beng: No, I was practicing the dolphin sound. You know what dolphin sound is?
Cai? Ming: The sound you made with your hips when you auditioned?
Roc: I'm telling you, don't insult a future superstar, okay?
Cai? Ming: You don't have a future, (Roc: I...) the best you've ever done in the draft, was 5,000 into 4,900, nicknamed Elimination Lang.
Dapeng: No...what elimination Lang ah, who called elimination Lang ah, I have a stage name.
Roc: Do you know Mayday?
Cai? Ming: Uh-huh.
Roc: My name is June Snow.
Cai? Ming: Ouch, wronged you!
Roc: I'm not wrong, I have fans now
Cai? Ming: not just the two of them
Roc: they do not deserve, I have a fan club. I'm a fan of June Snow, and there's a word for snow in my name, Snow.
Cai? Ming: chennai, dog ah.
Cai? Ming: Hey, Jinggai (Yue Yunpeng: hey), your meatballs, so that his fans have eaten?
Yue Yunpeng: you eat so much?
Hua Shao: oops, stop!
Dapeng: who ate your pills, my fans are not called chennai. My fans are called snow (blood) bolts
Cai? Ming: ah!
Roc: symbolizes my June Snow and their hearts, tightly chained together, so it is called snow (blood) bolt.
Cai? Ming: Aiya, your fans have to plug into what kind of ah
Dapeng: I do not allow you to say this about my fans, they can be good to me. You see, they are giving me gifts.
Cai? Ming: Garlic, (Roc: ah), what do you mean?
Roc: It symbolizes that they like me, like garlic, white in appearance, finished with a fiery typhoon.
Cai? Ming: you think too much, they mean to let you count (garlic) it.
Dapeng: big brother, peeling cloves of garlic to the old lady's mouth disinfection.
Yue Yunpeng: don't... Don't... Don't, Hua Shao: Hey, go, look at me,
Yue Yunpeng: too much temper
Hua Shao: Aiya, huh huh. Old lady, you, have a problem with us, I understand. We, often in your this upstairs inspirational, you feel noisy. But that's because we have a belief. We believe that if you have a dream, you have to say it out loud. We believe: the ideal is life on the guide course, give us the power to move forward, give us instructions to move forward .....
Cai Ming: Stop, stop, stop, can you speak slower? That mouth of yours is rented, in a hurry to return it?
Huashao: I... I .... Good...
Hua Shao: I... Good, just slow down a bit. Old lady, we are all people with ideals. We believe that as long as we aim in the direction of our ideals, with firm confidence and strenuous efforts. We charge... Charge... Charge... Punch... Punch, keep punching we will become.
Cai Ming: The toilet.
Huashao: Successful person! Old lady, you can't have friends if you chat like that.
(Hua Shao got anxious) Old lady, you.... (Hey, Dapeng Yue Yunpeng pulled Huashao)
Cai? Ming: It's not that I won't let you sing, it's OK to sing, but don't make a sound!
Yue Yunpeng (making silent singing gestures): brother, I tried, no!
Hua Shao: You try. Old lady, you're making it too difficult for us.
Cai? Ming: Why don't you just wait until I'm out walking?
Yue Yunpeng: When are you going to walk?
Cai? Ming: I don't walk.
Ai Ruoxi (Huashao)? Aiya (Dapeng). . My God (Xue Yunpeng)? (Peng) I said the old lady ...
Dapeng: Let's not nag her, let's send a big move. Give her a run for her money.
(The three of them said together) OK! (Started singing together) I believe I am who I am, I believe in tomorrow, I believe in reaching for the sky, with you by my side. (Yue Yunpeng took out his cell phone) Stop! Press... Well
Yue Yunpeng: hammer sister, what to do, and want to break up. Break up who give you laundry cooking na, what conditions I promise you, and want money na, point nevus ah, point nevus to more than 10,000 ah?
They are the first to be able to do so!
Cai? This is a nevus grew a face ah!
Xue Yunpeng: Hush. Iron hammer sister, but also plant hair ah. We did not planted once last year? All dead. It's okay, we still have a circle of curly hair, but it's also very attractive.
Cai? Ming: A ring of curls? The sand monk ah? (Cai Ming) into into into into 。。。。 (Xue Yunpeng chucked Cai Ming) Go!
Xue Yunpeng: hammer, no women ah. It's an old lady next door, really, really an old lady. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get the money to pay for it. I let her help me prove it ah.
Yue Yunpeng: You help me to prove that you are not a woman!
Cai? Ming: Hello, I'm his mother-in-law.
Yue Yunpeng: Iron hammer , iron hammer, she is joking with you, iron hammer, really, she this person good joke. I'll ask her to help me prove it. You help me prove it again, it's a big deal, it's not my mother-in-law, okay. I'm begging you!
Cai?
Cai Ming: Dad, where are you going?
(Three people sighed) Hey, (Yue Yunpeng) let me go to hell!
Yue Yunpeng: Iron hammer? Iron hammer 。。。。。。 (Hua Shao) alas also 。。。。 Not! （
Dapeng: You said you always hit him with what ah.
Cai? Ming: Then I'm going to hit hit you. The first thing you need to do is to get rid of the old man, and then you can get rid of the new man. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on the best of the best, and you'll be able to get the best of the best.
Dapeng: No, then you think now the talent show is more than singing?
Cai? Ming: What is that?
Dapeng: than is miserable, ah (Huashao), I'm old miserable. I have a lot of stories.
Hua Shao: Oh, yes, yes, yes, come on, tell the old lady one. This trainee, now comes the most critical time, do you have anything to say to the mentor? Give the mentor miserable one? Come
Roc: judge mentor, I'm sick!
Cai? Ming: I can see that.
Roc: I've been in a really bad car accident and have powder fractures all over my body.
Cai Ming: Powder? Then you are a scum.
Peng: I am a person ...... hey hey, how this also with the back and forth? Let's listen to another story.
Hua Shao: (Hua Shao turned Cai Ming's wheelchair back) Let's give the mentor another chance!
Roc: Mr. Judge, do you think I'm healthy.
Cai Ming: No!
Roc: That's right. I've been weak since I was a kid because I was a premature baby, born more than nine months early.
Cai Ming: Boy, you didn't get pregnant there!
Dapeng: I'm not ......... Hey, Mr. Judge, don't spin it, I still have a lot of diseases. I'll make up another one for you.
Hua Shao: Hush, you always say disease can be selected? You see mine.
Hua Shao: Mr. Judge! I'm not sick!
Cai Ming: I don't believe it! (Haha) Roc burst out laughing
Huashao: Mr. Judge, don't keep hitting me. Because of the sale of the house, I always have a large series of keys in my waist, I was wondering when I could have one of my own!
Cai Ming: You've got one.
Hua Shao: I can't swallow this breath.
Cai Ming: When are you going to swallow your breath?
Huashao: you you you ...... I will succeed sooner or later, humph. When I have money, I buy a big house of eighty square meters. We three brothers live together, each thirty square meters, huh.
Cai Ming: This is not enough to share na.
Hua Shao: A right right right, is out of the extra ten square meters, that time will be filial piety to you live, ah!
Cai Ming: Where is the extra?
Hua Shao: Why not? You think ah, the house is not eighty square meters, the three of us each 30 square meters, not ninety square meters? Ninety minus eighty, ten square meters more? For you to live, well, ah, huh.
Cai Ming: child, your education is a fetus, right.
Hua Shao: Huh, how is the fetus, you listen to me to you count ah ..... You see...
Yue Yunpeng: Forget it! Be your junior, bye! ...... Being stomped ...... all right, the sky is the limit, why single love a hammer.
Cai Ming: you are not an umbrella, don't hold on to it.
Yue Yunpeng: Iron hammer! Oops, Lao San... Lao San ..... Get up... Get up ....
Yue Yunpeng: I have been chasing the hammer for ten years, ten years na ......
Cai Ming: Alas, it is really ten years to sharpen a sword (cheap) people.
Yue Yunpeng: old lady, why do you always pour salt on our wounds?
Cai Ming: Do you want to add some cumin?
Yue Yunpeng: My goodness, big brother, let's remove her wheelchair.
Hua Shao: What are you doing, we are not afraid of failure. She can't break us. You're not just being stirred up. It's okay, we'll get you another one.
Dapeng: Yes, let's find one that doesn't ask you for money.
Huaoshao: He likes to do housework.
Dapeng: Good figure.
Huashao: hairy.
Yue Yunpeng: Is it good to find one like that?
Cai Ming: good looking, chicken feather duster.
Hua Shao: penis, (Dapeng ah), insist on singing, ah! (Roc um), remember! You'll always have two snow (blood) bolts.
Yue Yunpeng: Yes, snow (blood) bolts with you forever.
Cai Ming: Oops, this story is the worst.
Dapeng: Big brother, you will definitely have a house of your own.
Yue Yunpeng: One set is not enough, two sets!
Dapeng: three sets!
Yue Yunpeng: four sets!
Dapeng: five sets!
Cai Ming: five sets! Sports Channel! (The three brothers said loudly together) Good brothers!
Huashao: Well, it's about time, go on, go get your luggage out, go on...
Cai Ming: Get your luggage? Where are you going?
Huashao: To be honest with you, old lady, we are leaving today.
Cai Ming: Where are you going?
Dapeng: The rent has gone up, several times this year, and we can't afford to go back home.
Yue Yunpeng: these two years to your trouble, sorry...
Hua Shao: in fact, today is our brother and sister, the last time in a piece of inspiration. Noisy you, sorry...
Dapeng: sorry...
Yue Yunpeng: sorry...
Sunzi: well...well...well...well...well... The moving company has been waiting for half a day, why don't they leave? The landlord is here, packed and ready to go. Ah
Cai Ming: grandson, you dare to raise the rent. (three people) boo, don't scold the street ah, this is ...
Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, how do you come up, Grandma ...
Dapeng: hey? He is really a grandson ah.
Cai Ming: You want to raise the rent, you lack of money?
Mu Xuefeng: This is not recently encountered something
Cai Ming: What have you caused trouble?
Mu Xuefeng: I've got a girlfriend
Cai Ming: What's it got to do with you?
Mu Xuefeng: mine.
Cai Ming: Can you not be so helpful?
Cai Ming: Let me ask you, who are you going to rent this house to?
Mu Xuefeng: Rent to a collector. Just put some walnuts here, sun some gourd ah what, special clean.
Cai Ming: Gourd? The first thing I'd like to say is that I don't know what to do. You say you do not come back to see me a year. These three children live here, although a bit of noise. But I can come up every now and then and have a friendly conversation with them .......it's kind of like having someone to talk to, but you can't do that, you want to give me a room full of gourds, you think I'm a snake charmer ah! Do you think I'm a snake spirit? Are you trying to make them leave? You're coming at me, so try to blow them away.
Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, I am your own grandson. Why are you so oriented to the three of them ah
Cai Ming: Look at you, and look at others. Why did he work so hard to sell his house, not just to have a home of his own? He, why try to sing, not just want to let mom and dad live a good life? He... Why does he like the hammer so much? Why? (YUE Yunpeng crying) You're all about the same age. You are a grandson, others are also grandsons, the same are grandsons, you this grandson how so grandson ah!
Mu Xuefeng: Grandma, don't be angry. I know it's wrong. I now let the moving company go, you do not be angry. (Yue Yunpeng) old lady ... (Peng) what old lady, called grandmother! Together: grandmother, thank you.
Cai Ming: No need to thank, the three of you will be down to earth to live here. When the rent is available, when to give.
Hua Shao: Grandma, we will give it when we realize our ideal.
Cai Ming: Then don't give it.
Hua Shao: Huh?
Cai Ming: I'm just kidding, your ideals will be realized. Why are you waiting, hurry up and continue to motivate it. Hey! (Three people together)
Roc: Fly up to the sky, and the sun shoulder to shoulder, the world is waiting for me to change.
Huashao: I want to do the dream, never afraid of others to see, here I can realize.
Yue Yunpeng: Loud laughter makes you and me shoulder-to-shoulder, where can't joy unlimited.
Cai Ming: Put aside your worries, bravely stride forward, I'm sitting in the middle of the stage. (Chorus) I believe that I am me, I believe that tomorrow, I believe that I can reach out and touch the sky, with you by my side, let life be more fresh, every moment is wonderful, I do believe
Cai Ming, born in Beijing on October 21, 1961, is a famous performing artist and a national-level actor.
In 1973, she was selected by director Xie Tieli to play the role of childhood Haixia in the movie Haixia.
In 1980, she acted in the movie "The Handcuffed Passenger".
Cai Ming's first sketch, "Pranit's Long Hair," co-starred with Chen Peis and Zhu Shimao, appeared on Beijing TV in 1990.
Cai Ming performed the skit "Strangers" with Gong Hanlin at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 1991.
In 2000, she played the role of Ma Da Sister in the TV series "The Idler Ma Da Sister", and was awarded the honorary title of "China Popular Television" People's Favorite Movie and TV Star and other honorary titles.
From 1991 to 2017, Cai Ming*** counted 26 times on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala to perform skits; from 2012 to 2014, Cai Ming has been on the CCTV Lantern Festival Gala for three consecutive times to sing songs.?
In 2014, Cai Ming served as a judge of "Colorful Chinese", shaking the flag for Chinese children who realize the Chinese dream.
In February 2018, she appeared in the 2018 CCTV Spring Festival Gala skit "Learning to Drive".
Disturbing You is a skit starring Cai Ming, Dapeng, Yue Yunpeng, Huashao and Mu Xuefeng in the 2014 CCTV Spring Festival Gala. The skit takes the nuisance of young tenants as a starting point to reflect the problem of empty nesters in modern society.
Performer
Cai Ming
Cai Ming, female, Hui ethnicity, born on October 21, 1961, is a famous Chinese sketch actress, film and television actress, and a national-level actor. She was a performer in the CCTV Galaxy Youth Choir in her early childhood. After graduating from junior high school, Cai Ming entered the Actor's Drama Troupe of the North Film Studio.
In 1973, she was chosen by director Xie Tieli to play the role of childhood Haixia in the film Haixia, and was loved by the audience for her authentic and natural performance. Cai Ming is a sketch actress who has participated in CCTV's Spring Festival Gala more times, and was awarded the honorary title of "China's Popular Television" People's Favorite Movie and TV Star in 2000, among other honors.
Dong Chengpeng
Dong Chengpeng, also known as Dapeng, is an actor, host and musician, and the 53rd disciple of Zhao Benshan. He graduated from Jilin Architecture University. He is the host of the talk show "Dapeng de la de de", and the director and star of Sohu Video's self-produced drama "Losers Men".
He loves music, and has formed the "and frame band" and "sky band" and served as the guitarist and vocalist, published "autumn is the season to break up", "rotten love song" (《屌丝男士》插曲) and other singles, and created songs for artists, such as Zhou Penchang, and has hosted the show 《Dapeng de de de de》. He has also written songs for artists such as Zhou Penchang and hosted "Star Online". on December 16, 2013, he officially released his new book: "Laughing Out Loud on a Difficult Day".
Yue Yunpeng
Yue Yunpeng, who loves the art of comedy, studied with Guo Degang in 2004, majoring in comedy, Taiping lyrics, and bamboo slate. He can sing dozens of songs, and is one of the few performers who have sung the lyrics. 2011, he appeared in the comedy movie "Just for Fun".
Hua Shao
Hua Shao, formerly known as Hu Qiaohua, is the host of Zhejiang TV, and is known as the "First Brother of Zhejiang TV". His personal hosting style is witty and humorous, and his on-site adaptability is strong.
Hosted by the "Voice of China", "China Dream Show", "I love to remember the lyrics", "Boys and Girls", "Entertainment Star", "I'm a big judge", "Mai Bao Heroes Hui", "love to sing to win", "cool food line the world", etc., as a producer and hosted the program "Ace Spy Spy", "Oscar for all", "Huashao love reading", the joint Internet portal hosts He also co-hosts the Internet portal to create a high-end celebrity talk show, "Big Brand Driving".
Mu Xuefeng
Mu Xuefeng is the director, scriptwriter and actor of CCTV's intelligent cultural program "Thank God You're Here". His works include the play "I'm Waiting for You in Heaven", the movie "Father That Flag", and the sketches "Jump if You Want to" and "Spoiler for You", etc.?
The theme song of the skit "I Believe":
"I Believe" was composed and arranged by Chen Guohua, lyrics by Liu Yurui, and sung by Yang Peian, and was included in Yang Peian's debut solo album "Yang Peian - Me at Two Thirty Midnight", which was released on May 26th, 2006.
In 2006, "I Believe" was broadcast on TV as a commercial song for Taiwan Beer, making Yang Pei-an's name officially appear in the singing world. Because of the youthful and inspirational theme of "I Believe", the song has been chosen as the ending song of the Taiwanese MinTV drama "Diary of a Recruit", the CCTV 8 military youthful and inspirational idol drama "The Fifth Dimension" and the theme song of the CCTV 8 youthful and inspirational drama "The Moment of Graduation" ?
Lyrics
I want to fly up to the sky and be shoulder to shoulder with the sun
The world is waiting for me to change
The dreams I want to dream are never afraid of being seen by other people
Here I can realize all of them
Laughing out loud and being shoulder to shoulder with you
Where can't we have unlimited joy
To throw off the worries and bravely stride forward
I'm standing on the stage, I'm going to be the first to be able to see the world.
I'm standing right in the middle of the stage
I believe that I am who I am, I believe in tomorrow
I believe that there is no horizon in my youth
The sunset on the beach, the bustling streets
are the most beautiful paradise in my heart
I believe in freedom, I believe in hope
I believe that I can reach for the sky
With you at my side, life is more refreshing. I do believe
I want to fly up to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun
The world is waiting for me to change it
The dreams I want to have are never afraid to be seen by others
I can make them all come true here
Laughing out loud and standing shoulder to shoulder with you
Where can't we have more fun?
Leaving my worries behind and striding forward
I'm standing right in the middle of the stage
I believe that I am who I am and I believe in tomorrow
I believe that there is no horizon in my youth
The seaside at sunset and the bustling streets are the most beautiful paradise in my heart
I believe in freedom, I believe in hope
I believe in reaching for the sky, I believe in the sky, I believe in the sky. I believe in reaching for the sky
With you by my side, it makes life more refreshing
Every moment is wonderful I do believe
I do believe
I do believe (I am who I am)
I do believe (I'm free)
I do believe (I do believe, I do)
I do believe
I do believe
I do believe
I do believe that I am who I am, and I do believe that I will be tomorrow. I do believe that I am who I am I do believe in tomorrow
I do believe that there is no horizon in youth
The beach at sunset and the bustling streets
are the most beautiful paradise in my heart
I do believe in freedom I do believe in hope
I do believe that the sky is just a hand's reach away
I do believe that having you beside me makes life fresher and more enjoyable
Every moment is a moment to be remembered. I do believe?
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