1. Today's emojis were beaten by my phone again, and it looks like it really needs to sign up for The Strongest Brain in the World!
2. It's so quiet in the group today, has everyone gone on a date? If anyone is still online, could you please send me a "hello"?
3. When I was working out at the gym, the coach asked me, "Have you ever practiced?" I replied, "No, I just always grab the couch in the group."
4. Today on the road I saw a dog, it has been following me, suddenly it said to me, "You look delicious." I smiled and replied, "Thanks for the compliment, but I prefer to be complimented on my cuteness."
5. The group is so quiet today, could it be that everyone has gone on a date? If anyone is still online, please reply, I want to know how your relationship is going.
6. Recently, I've found that I'm getting better at cold humor. For example, I was trying to explain the difference between baked sweet potatoes and baked sweet potatoes, and all I got back was, "What's the difference?" I replied, "Of course there is, one is baked and the other is fried."
7. When I grabbed the sofa in the group today, I suddenly remembered a poem, "The spring breeze is green again on the south bank of the river, when will the group chat send out red packets?"
8. Just after practicing yoga in the gym, the coach came over to me and said, "Your body flexibility is really good." I humbly replied, "That's all because I grabbed the couch in the group too much."
I hope these funny water group texts can help you to be active in the group and bring joy to everyone!