This lady suddenly feels that jumping into a well is not a heroic way to die. I'm going to go back and think of a more heroic way to die and die another day.
3. Sedum, Sedum, Sedum
As long as grandpa says so, I am willing to marry a pig, a dog, a toad and a cockroach.
5. Little bitch around you.
6. Smelly and lazy, I just eat it every day and give it to people after eating. The stupidest thing in the world is the pig.
7. Jing Tian: It's so easy to break that even dogs can't get in.
Xue Jian: It's you.
8. (Si Nuo sees Jing Tian's name) Tortoise, Rogue, Stinky Tofu Pig Head dish tooth has great hatred for Stinky Tofu.
10. (In the poisoning incident) See Snow: Yan told you to die in the third watch, but not in the fifth watch. People are alive, too long is boring, just happy.
1 1. (Xue Jian promised Jing Tian one of his wishes) Xue Jian: Why are you so greedy and want everything?
Jing Tian: Greed is the driving force of my life.
Si Nuo understood that meanness has something to do with your character.
Jing Tian: That's right.
12. Xue Jian: It looks calm here.
Jing Tian: Haven't you heard of the calm before the storm?
13. (Jing Tian was bitten by a poisonous person, fearing that he could not help biting Xue Jian.)
Jing Tian: Get out, you go.
Xue Jian: Why?
Sedum; I'm-I'm afraid you'll flirt with me
Xue Jian: I'm afraid you will harass me.
14. I miss Chia Tang, and I left you at this time. I am a pig woman.
15. (Loyal Mao Mao) If the boss dies, I will kill you first and then commit suicide.
16. (Outside the southeast gate of Sedum alfredii bitten by drug users)
Chang Yin: Are they poisoned?
Evergreen: They are not poisoned, and their eyes are still black.
Xue Jian: So what are you obsessed with?
He Miaomiao: I'm protecting my boss.
Why bother: I'm protecting myself.
17. If it lives in the deep forest, it has seven heads and six arms, and it is very violent. How can you let it help me? How can you let it help me ... (Jing Tian talks funny)
18. (The five poisonous beasts turned into potatoes, everyone marveled) Why did they turn into potatoes again?
19. (Leaking in speech) Jing Tian: Little thing, come out quickly.
(See Evergreen, Xue Jian, etc. (She is very shy. I'll think of something.
(turning to the five poisonous beasts) So many people are looking at me, will you give me a face?
Little guy, don't just save me just because I'm handsome. Have a loving heart and save everyone.
20. (Jing Tian vs Wenxuan)
When I was a child, I always broke the clothes my mother sewed for me. When she hit me, I cried, so she stopped hitting me ... 2 1. It turns out that under the big three yuan is the Thunderbolt Hall. No wonder I lose money by wearing red shorts.
22. Students of Shushan, please have fun here.
23. (Jing Tian laments the five poisonous beasts) She can detoxify and take drugs. She is really a poisonous potato.
24. You bully him, don't you dare bully me.
25. (Jing Tian's speech leaked, and Evergreen was spat. ) the aisle is holding the wall and vomiting blood.
26. (Jing Tian refuses to accept evergreen) Who wants you to fill your teeth? You think wearing white clothes is a dentist.
27. (Mao Mao used mud as Jing Tian's filling material) It's mud, so soft that I can't even bite tofu. You want to starve me.
28. (Jing Tian faces his former opponent) Don't think that you are Niu Wangmo with a pair of horns.
I can't fight, let alone walk upright. I can't even beat Mr. Tang.
30. If I don't fight, you should pay me back if I am killed by you.
3 1. A strong person, if he doesn't realize his dream, how can he play his best? If a person's heart is full of worries and regrets, he is equal to a weak person, which is why I am here.
32. Xu Changqing, don't you think he is very white? His teeth are white, his eyes are white, his clothes are white and even his shoes are white. By the way, in fact, people in Shushan are very white. Now, I am so white. I finally got my clothes dirty. You turned me white with a wave of your hand.
33. Goodness is like water: the best is like water, which benefits everything without asking for anything in return. The water is in a disgusting place, so it is close to the road.
34. Gentlemen and villains are always thinking.
35. Your name is Jian, and you are so cheap. You have to follow me. Can you beat me? Wait until you become a man.
What sword? You didn't come when you should have. I can't beat others now. Come and save me.
36. (Jingtian to Solanum nigrum) Why did you hug me every chance?
37. Jing Tian: Why am I dizzy again?
Snow White sees: Just like a pregnant woman, she is always dizzy.
38. He Miaomiao: Boss, are there many small animals there?
Jing Tian: Nothing, just a sow.
Don't be afraid, there is plenty of ammunition (continue to play with bananas in your hand)
Don't touch my head, it won't grow tall.
4 1. It smells safe, but it smells unsafe.
42. Snow meets fox demon: No matter what spices you use, you can't hide your stink, because your heart stinks worse than bedbugs and toilet poop.
43. Jing Tian: As for me, I am the most famous boxing champion in Yuzhou, with a weight of eight pounds.
Fox demon: I am also an ong bak diva who is full of wine and talent, and has no fist and no joy.
44. Zhao: I am thirty years old. Can't you see it?
Jing Tian (with a helpless face): I can't see it. I really can't tell.
45. Our young couple came here for their honeymoon (sweat! ! )
46. Jing Tian meets Xue Jian: I see, you want to covet my beauty while I am asleep.
47. The stage, like life, has only one chance.
48. (Jing Tian said to Xue Jian in despair)
Don't you still have sorbus? You still have so many good friends. You still have me.-I'm not going. ......
49. There is a feeling called love at first sight and a fate called wonder.
50. Whether it's a person or a demon, as long as it's a woman, it's troublesome.
5 1. We should live in the present, don't look back on the past, don't look forward to the future.
52. I got drunk last night. Did you leave any famous words?
In fact, you can't always see the clouds, but you can always see the sky.
54. Snow White saw it: dish tooth, I must have found it. ...
Jing Tian: It's God, it's me.
Xue Jian: You?
Jing Tian: I like you. I really like you.
(Very affectionate and touching, but ...)
Xue Jian: So how much do you like me?
Jing Tian: It keeps running, just like my nose.
55. I am so scared. I'm afraid I can't sleep at night because I killed too many people.
56. (Jing Tian to Changqing) Wait a minute, can you make me look handsome in front of the woman I love?
57. Jing Tian: Today I will save my rival in love with my own hands.
58. Jing Tian (to Changqing): You love Zi Xuan.
He Miaomiao: I like chicken butt.
Jing Tian (to Changqing): Zi Xuan loves you.
He Miaomiao: Chicken butt loves me.
6 1. (Battle between Jing Tian and Paris) Jing Tian said to Xue Jian: Shut up, pig woman, you are humiliating your man.
Xue Jian: Brother Paris, you are so handsome.
Jing Tian: Ah, I'm jealous.
62. (Jing Tian stung Paris) I I didn't mean to. Do you want me to pull it out for you?
Jing Tian: Don't flatter me. To tell the truth, I have always relied on him (evergreen). Who made him so handsome?
64. Just now, I said it was westward, and by surprise, I besieged Wei to save Zhao, and by surprise.
65. (Jing Tian outsmarted the evil sword fairy)
He Miaomiao: Boss, you are tired too. I prepared a chicken for you. The head of a chicken is your favorite, and I kept it specially.
Jing Tian: How about the meat in the middle?
He Miaomiao: Give them all to me.
Jing Tian: That's still called chicken.
He Miaomiao: (with a serious face) This is called evil sword chicken.
66. Wei Qing: In three days, anything is possible.
67. There is always a choice in life, and it is often more difficult and heavier to have a choice than not to have one.
68. Evergreen: Qing Er, Qing Er, I'm dad, I'm dad.
69. Taoist: Brother Jing, it's time for Miss Tang. Get ready.
Jing Tian: Always be ready.
70. I don't want to worry, I just want to share my brother's worries.
7 1. It turns out that the most important thing for a person is to have courage and self-confidence. Even if there is nothing, you can suppress each other and control everything.
I really don't want to lose to such an ugly guy.
73. Evil Sword Fairy: If you lose the bet, don't lose your character.
Jing Tian: You don't deserve to talk to me about character.
74. Luo Rulie lamented Mao Mao: You have a pure soul, and you will have such a pure body. Your meat is the best.
75. Only if you believe in miracles can you have a chance to get its care.
77. Li Xiaoyao: It is difficult to explain the so-called Dao.
Li Xiaoyao: Because I used to be a punk.
Jing Tian: What?
Li Xiaoyao: What, what, that was a long time ago. I'm leaving.
Jing Tian: Who the hell are you?
Li Xiaoyao: (smiling back) Li Xiaoyao ~ ~ ~
8 1. Live in the moment.
82. (Paris's understanding of Taoist Wei Qing's words) It's better not to see each other, but it's heartless to make out. I just want to know if she's safe.
84. Sorry, there is no proper discipline.
85. The snow is fluttering. Look, it's interesting to watch the snow.
86. Jingtian: Pride goes before a fall.
Jing Tian: I finally understand. ..
Jing Tian: Stop nagging and let bygones be bygones. The most important thing is to live today. If anyone says you are wrong and I am wrong, I will fart at once.
Jing Tian: What can I do? I can't beat them and I can't beat them. Then I have to be sick.
They are absolutely right. I am a layman.
Jing Tian: Love means being together. How can two people love each other when they are not together?
Jing Tian: I, I am a layman. When I finished my chivalrous addiction, I found that besides eating, drinking and sleeping, I only like to bicker with people and make a lot of money. So, I'd better go back to Yongan Dang and continue to study my antiques.
Jing Tian: I'm afraid I can't see the wordy truth in it, and I'll forget you.
Jing Tian: He Miaomiao, we're home (heartache)
Jing Tian: I think of a way to make money. If we borrow a hen from an old woman who sells meat buns and promise to return her not only one hen but also ten chickens within three months, will she be very happy? Then, we will feed the chicken and let it lay thirty eggs in three months. Then, thirty eggs will become thirty chickens, and I will give them back to her. ..
Jing Tian: Pig, I want to ask for leave tomorrow.
Jing Tian: If you want to learn to be a man, can you choose a better role model? Can you learn from me? I tell you, life is alive, everything is fake, so good posture, so detached, who do you show it to? Finally, it is not a lonely pillow. I said, it's most practical to have someone in your arms to warm your feet in cold weather …
Jing Tian: Sorry, there is no proper discipline.
Jing Tian: OK, OK, the immortal is still flattering ...
Jing Tian: Well, I'll trade my life (God, you are so great).
Jing Tian: Whatever you think. It's wordy to say that there is no class (very good, to a great extent, "there is no class")
Snow See: It's snowing, it's snowing, dish tooth, come out and look, it's snowing.
Jing Tian: (Ah) It's really snowing.
Xue Jian: Well, yes.
Jing Tian: It hasn't snowed in Yuzhou for many years. Hey, hey, snowflakes are fluttering. Look, it's fun to see snow. Hey hey hey.
Xue Jian: You are a dead tooth. You can still write poetry.
Jing Tian: You just know.
Xue Jian: Dieya, I still can't figure out one thing.
Jing Tian: Why are you so ugly?
Snow White sees: Oh, no.
Jing Tian: (Oh, dear) Don't bother me.
Xue Jian: Tell me, Sister Zi Xuan, I am alive because of the care of the elders. Where are the heroes of Changqing?
Jing Tian: God knows (looking up at the sky)
Xue Jian: Then I still despise you.
Jing Tian: Will you be happy without me by your side?
Xue Jian: Who do you think you are? You are so beautiful, shameless.
Jing Tian: What beautiful snow!
Snow White saw it: Yes, it's really beautiful. It's a pity that the snow will melt soon when it falls to the ground.
Xue Jian: What are you looking at me for?
Jing Tian: I'm talking about you.
Xue Jian: You are disgusting.
Jing Tian: I've always been sick.
Snow White saw: Bah!
Jing Tian: I hate it.
Snow See: (Hehe) Go away.
Jing Tian: I'm not leaving.
Xue Jian: You go ahead.
Jing Tian: I'm not leaving.
Xue Jian: Go away.
Jing Tian: I don't want to go.
Jing Tian: I don't want to go.
Jing Tian: Fool, who let you go?
Ecclesiastes 4: No matter how deep the feelings and sincere concern are, there will still be a day of separation ... In the end, how can you compare with Where to Go? Han Lingsha
Maybe the fate between people is predestined ... When God wants to take it back, he won't even wait a day ... —— Liu
To be really nice to a person is to make her happy every day, even if that person doesn't like herself or even know herself at all. -It's sunny.
If possible, I will marry you two, and the three of us will play around together and find something together in the future! -Yun Tianhe
Taoshan blocked the Qin Emperor's boat, and the Han Palace held a golden plate all night. Jade muscle is born in vain. It is better to wave a sword and shout than to be cold in the water. Jed? Yun Tianqing?
God abandoned me, I would rather be a demon! ! Small Inn
It was not until I met you that I understood ... what is caring for a person, worrying about a person, and ... liking a person ...-Liu.
Actually, those are just excuses. He is much more sensible than before. It's me ... I can't live without him ... Han Lingsha.
It doesn't matter whether it is good or bad. Life is an illusory dream, but it is fleeting. -Murong Ziying
If you keep this promise, you will keep it all your life. -Murong Ziying
My life is up to me, not the sky! -Yun Tianhe
Live happily and die without regret. -Yun Tianqing, Han Lingsha