Opening
Prologue: Play the accompaniment of "Du Qing"
Two people (a man and a woman) came up from opposite sides of the stage singing
Singing duet between men and women, slowly walk to the center of the stage and sing halfway.
Female: It’s getting late and the moon is rising in the east. He should be here. Why hasn’t he come yet? Where is he? Is he afraid of seeing me hiding behind the moon?
Male: It’s getting late at night and the moon is rising in the east. Why haven’t I found her yet? She should be waiting for me. Could it be that she was scared and hid behind the clouds.
Yin: Search, search, search. It's deserted and miserable, and it's most difficult to breathe when it's warm but still cold.
"A Thousand Years Later" A person passes by holding a sign
Scene: Two people met while walking (the woman touched the man's face)
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Female: Where did this come from, hot steamed buns? Why is it still warm?
Male: Where did this steamed bun come from? It’s still warm. Could it be Grandma Rong?
Female: Wow, it’s you dear husband
Male: Wow, it’s you darling wife
Scene: Play the accompaniment of "A Thousand Years of Waiting Once Again"
Female: Ah, husband (crying). It's such a coincidence that you're here. It's been a thousand years since you came (no more choking).
Male: Madam (Peking Opera singing), you waited so well in time (si) (Cantonese). Exactly a thousand years have passed since I found you.
Female: Look at the moon, how bright it is (very poetic), I thought you were hiding behind her and made you transparent (a bit malicious).
Male: Ah (affectionate~~), that’s not true (very calm). But I see that the moon is whiter than your feet (said meaningfully, politely)
Female: You (acting angry)
Scene : Play "The Moon Represents My Heart"
Male: You ask me how deeply I love you and how much I love you
Go and think about it and take a look. , The moon represents my heart (affectionate singing)
Female: Your heart?
Male: Yes, my heart is waiting, always waiting, my heart is waiting, waiting - (singing, turning up the tune) You see, people can hardly wait anymore (Coquettish tone, confused smile)
Scene: The woman puts her arms around the man's neck, blinks her big eyes, gives off electric looks, and pretends to kiss. Secretly tying the red rope to the man's neck with his hands from behind.)
Male: Madam darling, what are you doing?
Female: Hehe (bad smile plus silly smile) )
Male: When people are looking for a husband, they are always looking for a good husband. I am also a good husband. I have already sewed clothes for you, washed clothes, wiped the table, swept and mopped the floor, and selected vegetables and cooked for you. Do you still want to treat me as your pet puppy? (Said aggrievedly)
Female: No, dear, this is called "The Tracker's Love", swinging on a rope for a long time
Scene: The woman starts to lead the man to her direction.
Play the accompaniment of "The Tracker's Love":
Then perform a double act (the man sings the female tune, the woman sings the male tune)
Female: Sister I'm sitting on the bow of the boat, and brother, you're walking on the shore, loving each other and hanging on the rope.
Male: Little sister, you are the bow of the boat. Brother, I will walk on the shore. Oh~~~ Our love, our love, is lingering on the rope. You kowtow step by step. Nothing else. beg. I just want to hold my sister’s hand and walk side by side with you, oh~~
Female: I really want to hold you like this for the rest of my life (saying it affectionately and coquettishly)
Male :oh? Really? (Pretends to laugh confusedly)
Female: Walking on the street (the tone becomes stiff)
Male: Ah (surprised)
Female: Why not? (The tone is still stiff)
Male: OK. It's much better than being tied up at the gate and being your house's watchdog. Haha (I feel quite satisfied and proud)
Female: Husband-in-law (in a coquettish tone, shaking the red rope around her neck while speaking, as if he was hesitant to speak)
Male: Yes (still very satisfied)
Female: Do you still remember? Back then you tied my hand with a red rope and said you would hold me like this for the rest of my life.
(Said very coquettishly)
Male; Yes, but now you are using this red rope to pull my neck. (Looking very pitiful and aggrieved)
Female: Seriously (the tone immediately became serious, scaring the man)
Male: Well, how could you not? I remember, I was quite shy at that time and didn't dare to hold your hand, so I could only hold it with a red string. I swear that I will take good care of you all my life.
Female: I have always loved you, and I love you so much that it hurts and makes my heart itch. No matter how bad the storm is, I will stay with you until forever, forever, ah (···) forever (very stretched)
Male: Sing "If you say you love me, then follow me" The previous paragraph
Female: (crying) But tomorrow you will have to do corvee service. Then Qin II has no shortage of people's strength for corvée service. How can I let you go?
Male: Huh? Qin II, you started looking for me when Pangu created the world, right (surprised and ridiculed)
Female: Seriously (she kicked the man as she spoke)
Man: Madam, I have gone to do the corvée service and can no longer be by your side to take good care of you. My husband is sorry for you. (The man cried and said)
Female: You haven’t taken good care of me for a thousand years, so what does it matter if you miss me for a year or two now?
Male: Uh! ! (The man was a little speechless)
Female: I can’t bear to leave you either!
Male: I can’t let you go either. I also want to stay together forever, but what can I do? We have to face Qin II’s corvee~~
Interpretation: Start playing the accompaniment of "Butterfly Lovers" (sad)
Female: Husband-in-law
Male: Lady
Female: (Singing Butterfly Lovers): Speechless In front of you, share a glass of water with you~~~~··
Male: (singing Butterfly Lovers): Silent Come in front of me, share a glass of water with you~~~~··
Scene: The two sang and danced
Female: You should take good care of yourself when you are doing corvee service.
Male: I will take care of myself for you. (The accompaniment of Butterfly Lovers is still there)
Scene: The accompaniment stops and the police officer comes up.
Female: Mr. sir, you see the official is here.
Male: Don’t be afraid, they are not Fahai.
Scene: The two hugged each other tightly, and two detectives came up and separated the two hugging people.
A policeman said: Come on, follow me (Shandong dialect). We will set off tonight and must arrive in Xianyang tomorrow morning, otherwise we will be punished by death.
Male: Please let me say the last few words to my wife. I beg you two official servants. Come, this is the money I sold off when I lost all my fortune, and give it to the two official servants.
Scene: At this time, the official took the money and said: Kid, it’s not bad.
Then let him go.
Play the accompaniment of "Heart Lake Rain and Wind"
Female; husband-in-law
Male: Lady
Scene: Two people at this time Hug him again.
Female: My husband, you have to leave, my heart aches
It took us a thousand years to see each other again
When did we meet this time?
Look forward to it every day
Who can pity my love
Dream and dream every night just for you
Weak Just take a ladle of water to drink
Looking at each other and looking sad
How can you be in love without resenting each other?
Male: I miss you so much that the years are far away
It’s just that the marriage is shallow
My wishes are not fulfilled every year
Looking forward to the spring breeze in the heart of the green lake
Every year I am so crazy that my clothes get wet
My heart is calm but my tears are hard to stop
Speech: Finished singing, But the accompaniment couldn't stop, and the two of them talked.
Female: husband-in-law
Male: Madam, if I can’t come back~~~
Female: Then I will wait for you for a thousand years~
Male: What if I die?
Female: (covering the man’s mouth with her hand) No, although life is glorious and death is great, you must come back, I will wait for you.
Even if you ask me to wait for you for another two thousand years, I am willing~~
Male: We were destined to be husband and wife in the previous life
We are still husband and wife in this life
We will still be husband and wife in the next life Husband and wife
Female: They are like mandarin ducks in the sky
They are both Lianlizhi on the ground
Male: They are like mandarin ducks in the sky
Both were Lian Lizhi on the ground
Scene: At this time, the police came up and pulled the two of them apart
The two men held their hands tightly
Female: Husband-in-law (the two held hands tightly but still didn’t let go)
Male: Wife (the two held hands tightly but still didn’t let go)
Captain: Let’s go, Go quickly (serious)
Female: husband-in-law (reluctant to give up, tears)
Male: wife (reluctant to give up, tears)
Scene: The man was arrested They were almost pulled away, leaving only the woman watching from a distance on the stage
The new version of "The Legend of White Snake" (script)
End! ~
(Qing and Bai appear to support each other)
Qing (singing): The sun is out and the wind is blowing. The sisters got up early. My sister and I took Mr. Xu, does he know< Do you know?
Bai (singing): And with a frantic heart, where do you stop wandering?
Qing (Bai): Sister, this sea of ??people is huge , where should we go to find Xianggong Xu? When we come to such a beautiful West Lake, why don’t we just stop looking and let’s enjoy the West Lake?
Bai: Xiaoqing, (singing): Bai Suzhen, the thousand-year-old snake demon, I came down to earth to repay my kindness, ah... ah...
Guanyin came to guide me. We are destined to meet at the West Lake.
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey, we are destined to meet at the West Lake. Bian
Qing (Bai): Oh, who is calling (singing) You are my sister, you are my BABY, no matter how far apart we are, you are my sister, you are me BABY, oh yeah, cherish this feeling
Qing (Bai): Let’s go over there and look for it. You see there is a boat over there. Let’s go there by boat (to the boatman) Shouting) "Boatman, row the boat over quickly"
Shao Gong rows the boat
Shao Gong (singing): Eighty-year-old father-in-law rows the boat in the West Lake...
Clear your throat and continue (singing) The girl across from you, look here, look here, look here, don’t let me I look so frightened that I'm actually very cute
Who understands the sadness of the lonely old man? Please come over and coax me with a wink and make me happy
Captain (Bai): Hey ladies, it’s going to rain today. Get on the boat quickly, otherwise your beautiful clothes will get wet
Qingbai gets on the boat. Shaogong looked at the bow of the boat as if searching
Qing (White): Why hasn’t the boatman sailed the boat yet?
Shaogong (White): Haha, girl, I can’t think of this boat if it’s not an old man. If it were opened, our play would not be able to continue
Xu Xian appeared, walked slowly, (singing): Xu Xian, a young boy with Chinese characters, will come to visit the grave on March 3rd
Heartbroken Walking on a heartbreaking road, it is going to rain.
When it rains, Xu Xian runs around with his head in his hands, singing: Hua la la la la la, it’s raining, Xu Xian, I am I forgot to bring an umbrella when I went out
It's raining, it's raining, God, what do you want me to do
(White) Oh... I had no choice but to (sing).. Sigh and shake my head
Qing Baishao and the other two were dancing together at the bow of the boat, so they wanted to sing.
Bai Da shouted: Wow, Xiaoqing, not only does he He can sing Yue opera and rock music! Ask him to get on the boat quickly!
Qing: (White) Mr. Xu, my lady invites you to come on the boat.
Xu: Bow (Bai) Thank you Miss!
Shao Gong helped Xu onto the boat, and Xu added: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Bai shouted excitedly: Xiao Qing
, Xiaoqing, he can also speak English, quickly ask him who his last name is, (singing) Don’t say love is your first and last name. You don’t want to get close to anything but feelings. A broken heart can’t fill up yesterday’s infatuated love. So I will forget your back
Qing (Bai): Mr. Xu, my lady asked you what your surname is\
Shao Gong (Bai): Haha, no need to ask Now, my surname is Xu
Bai Xinxi (Bai): Ah, is your surname really Xu?
Xu (Bai): A real man won’t change his name in business, and he won’t change his surname in office. Just say Xu. Surname Xu
Bai (白): Sure enough? Xu (Bai): Sure enough
Bai (白): Of course? Xu (Bai): Of course.
Bai was extremely excited and held Xu's hand (Bai): Comrade, I have found you.
Bai (singing): Oh, I want to find you, no matter north, south, east or west, open the box of happiness
I want to find you. From that moment on, I will be able to recognize you at first sight.
Xu (singing): Miss, I don’t dare to think about it, I shouldn’t thank you again Your love
I have to exist, like a piece of dust
It will still bring you harm
I dare not think about it, I should not thank you for your love anymore
I have to exist in your future
I am most afraid that this will cause you the greatest harm,
Bai (singing) : Thank God and thank fate for letting us meet
Since I had you, my life has been a miracle
How much pain and laughter are intertwined into a brilliant memory
Since I had you, the world has become so beautiful
The years of wandering together are full of intoxicating sweetness
The sea can dry up, the rocks can rot, the sky can collapse, and the earth can crack
We stand side by side, holding hands
The sea can dry up, rocks can rot, the sky can collapse, and the earth can crack
We stand side by side, holding hands, holding hands... ..
Xu: (Bai): Since the young lady is so affectionate to Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng, I swear that my love for the young lady is like the endless stream of the river, and for the young lady. Love is like the Yellow River flooding out of control! (Singing): I decide to love you for ten thousand years!!
Xu Bai holds hands and is intoxicated
Shaogong Disdain (white): Old-fashioned!
Xiaoqing is so moved (white)! (Singing): I miss you so much now
Just show your smiling face next to me
But I can’t figure it out
Are you near or far from me
But I still believe
You and I must have been together in our previous lives Destined
So I let you look at me
My passionate eyes
The book says that a lover who travels thousands of miles can fall in love with Chan Juan
But now I just want to hold your hand
I have heard of many performances of eternal vows
Suddenly I want to see your innocent smiling face
Shao Gong (Bai): Miss Xiao Qing, you see how loving she is, why are you joining in the fun?
Everyone was happy to find that the rain had stopped
Qing (pushed away from Xu Xiang) Bai (supported by Bai): Sister, sister, the rain has stopped and it’s getting dark. Let’s go home quickly! Otherwise dad (with a Taiwanese accent) will be angry.
Bai (comes to his senses): Ah, Qing'er, do we have a father (Taiwanese accent)?
Qing (Bai): Oh, no matter, the script requires it, we should go home. Mr. Xu will come to propose marriage tomorrow.
Qing drags Bai Bai away who is reluctant to leave
Xu watches Bai go away (singing): Goodbye, beloved dream girl, say treasure to your shadow, if I am forever Never come back again
Just let the moon stay outside your window
Xu Dai looked at it, Mr. Shao (Bai) said: Mr. Xu, everyone has gone far away, don’t look at it. Go home and propose marriage tomorrow. (Young Master seemed to think of something and slapped his thigh.) Oh, Mr. Xu, the girl didn’t leave a business card. First, she didn’t have a phone address. Second, she didn’t leave any mobile phone, CALL machine, or E-MAIL. Tomorrow You come up
Are you going to propose marriage?
Xu came to his senses: Yes, girl, (singing) sister, wait for me, brother has something to say to you.
Shao Gong (Bai): Dear readers, the story of the White Snake is well-known to every household, but you can also see that what we took today is different from the past. You want to know whether Xianggong Xu has found the White Snake’s home. Did you go to propose marriage in the next day? Please listen to the analysis next time (JIA) Exit
Music sounds, exit
Xu: (begging) Madam, don’t leave!
Bai: Oops, you stepped on my snake’s tail~ Can I catch up if I paddle so slowly? Huh
Xu: Don’t go, madam!
Bai: If you don’t want to leave, then give me a reason first!
Xu: (Singing) If you really need a reason, ten thousand is not enough~~ Madam, we have only been married for three days, if you leave like this, others will say that I abuse animals
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Bai: (Innocent) Isn’t three days enough? (Envision) Back then you said you had a car and a house without smuggling sulfur, and your savings alone were eight figures. Think of me as a thousand-year-old snake demon, and I will marry you in a hurry. But what about now?
Xu: Isn’t it?
Bai: Yes, there are cars. The two-wheeled ones are not motorized. I bought a second-hand bus on Wenyi Road, buddy?
Xu: Didn’t I spend thirty yuan on a new lock?
Bai: Thirty yuan is not a big deal. What about that room? It's a small medicine shop with only four square meters, but it doesn't even treat people's illnesses.
Xu: Aren’t you making a lot of money by treating animals? Besides, why don’t I have to give it to you, a thousand-year-old monster?
Bai: What about the savings? It was only three digits, and everyone went to Zhongda International and Century Golden Flower. I had no choice but to go to Lijiacun Fuxing Road, which was demolished. How can you calm my thousand-year-old demon heart?
Xu: (sentiment) Confucius said, it is difficult to raise women and villains in the world, and it turns out that even banshees are no exception. Damn it! (deeply) I was wrong, wrong from the beginning.
Bai: Hum, (singing) a tiger and a mouse can’t tell the difference. If I don’t show off my power, you will think of me as HELLO KITTY. I have decided to leave today, and I have applied for my visa
Xu: Where are you going?
Bai: AMERICA (proud)
Xu: (confused) Madam, why are you going to that corner? You should go to a bigger city, such as Baoji.
Bai: Baoji? What kind of chicken is it? Is it delicious? (Dawu) There is bird flu, so don’t go.
Xu: Then think about it again (thinking)
Bai: No need, I want to be the Statue of Liberty. (As the Statue of Liberty)
Xu: Statue of Liberty? Can your delicate snake skin bear the wind and sun?
Bai: Then I can learn from my sister Xiaoqing? First go to Harvard to get an MBA, then go to Korea to get a facelift, and then go straight to Hollywood to get a job with Julia Roberts. How about it?
Xu: Yes, yes, yes, please take me with you, as well as our mules, horses, pigs, and cows~~
Bai: Why?
p>Xu: (Flattery) And my Audi A6, Bank of China, Bank of Communications, CCB, Agricultural Bank of China ID IC IP IQ card all for your safekeeping
Bai: (Surprise) What? Audi A6? You have? (change of tone) How come I didn’t know?
Xu: I also have a BMW and a Rolls-Royce. (Holds head)
Bai: (Turns around quietly) I think he, a scholar, wouldn’t dare to fool me. ah. . . . . . Officials, where are they?
Xu: Yes, it’s in my uncle’s will
Bai: I’ve long heard that he has another uncle named Li working in Hong Kong Business, could it be the legendary Li Ka-shing. Oh, official~~
Xu: (Ignore)
Bai: Ignore me, hum, let me do something first, oh my heart~~~
< p>Xu: Madam, what's the matter with you?Bai: I'm fine, you have a Rolls-Royce, what can I do? I'm excited. (Turns to the audience) Oh, the ups and downs of life come so fast
It’s so exciting that it makes me want to go to self-study~~ (runs to the official) Official, let’s go~~
Xu: Madam, did you promise to take me to the United States?
Bai: What, you already have Uncle Li Jiacheng, why are you going to that corner?
I won’t go, I won’t go~~
Xu: Seriously?
Bai: Seriously.
Xu: Really?
Bai: Sure enough.
Xu: So what is this?
Bai: Go to self-study. It’s time to look at this numerical analysis too.
Xu: And c++.
Bai: Have you read it today? (for the audience)