Narcissus doesn't blossom - pretending to be a garlic
Dummy eats Yellow Lotus - has the bitterness to know himself (or "have bitterness can not say")
Nephew playing lantern - as usual (uncle)
Confucius moving - net loss (book)
Fire burning flagpole -long sigh (charcoal)
Fifteen buckets of water - seven up, eight down
Monk with an umbrella - lawlessness (no hair, no sky)
Weather in the waxing moon - moving hands and feet (freezing hands and feet)
Father kowtowing to his son - outrageous (outrageous rite)
Public **** toilet throwing stones- -cause public anger (cause public feces)
Grandmother died son - no help (no uncle)
Husband beat the fan - bleak (wife cool)
Showman's empty coffin out of the burial ---- ------目中无人(木中无人)
王八中解元----------规矩（龟举）
花生--------------非吵不可（非炒不可）
皮匠不带锥子--------真行（针行）
何家姑娘嫁给郑家----正适适（郑何氏 )
The monk's house---------- wonderful (temple)
Washing yellow lotus by the river----------How bitter (river bitter)
Dreaming to become a butterfly----------Thinking to get into non-existent (thinking to get into FeifeiFei)
Monkeys learning to walk----------Fake sympathy (fake gorillas)
Fine-mounted Maotai- ---------- for a long time (good wine)
Spider pulling web ------------ selfish (self-silk)
Blind man carrying blind man ---------- busy on busy (blind on blind)
Walking in the watermelon field -------- left and right (left and right meet round)
Take off the old shoes and change to the new shoes ------ Reformed (改邪归正)
麻布袋草布袋--------一代不如一代（一袋不如一袋）
碗底的豆子----------历历在目（粒粒在目）
卖布不带尺----------存心不良（存心不量）
穷木匠开张--------- -only one sentence (only one saw)
Fire in the brick kiln ---------- rumor (kiln smoke)
Lamps without oil ------------ trouble (fee wick)
Bell Kui marrying a sister ------------ ghostly (ghost marriage)
Dung boat across the river ------------ play dead (play shit)
Sticky nests laced with yellow lotus -------- year after year (a sticky, sticky bitter)
Pharmacies open drawers -------- looking for fun (looking for pills)
Toad jumping into a well -------- don't get it (puh-dong)
Singing opera rider on horseback ---------- can't do it (on foot)
Frying savory without soy sauce---. --- have words in the first place (have salt in the first place)
From Henan to Hunan -------- difficult to add to the difficulty (south on the south)
Lighting lanterns to move stones -------- do as they are told (copy)
The great water washed away the land temple ------ stayed in the spirit (flow of the gods)
The plowing field flung the whip -------- blowing cattle (urge cattle)
Children's spine ---------- villainous (villainous back)
Airmen tumbled -------- upside down (upside down test flight)
Rats fell into the tank ------ fashionable (wet hair)
Old monks live in caves -------- all right (no temple)
Cargo ships out to sea -------- -Outbound (outbound voyage)
The weasel drills the chicken coop-------- speculation (stealing chickens)
The stone soaks in the saucepan-------- a word (a salt is hard to come by)
The firecracker is set off in the well---------- there's a reason (there's a round sound)
The old hen hugs the empty nest-------- is not simple (not seeing the egg)
< p>Eating ginseng ----------waiting for a complement (after the complement)Pi emperor's mother --------Skin too thick (skin too queen)
The stone Buddha statue of a thousand years --------Honest man (old stone man)
Leading a sheep into the photographic studio ------out of the ordinary (out of the sheep's face)
Planting vegetables on the wall ------------ No garden
Talking with a fan --------Crazy talk
Ten taels of silver ------------Certainly (one ingot)
Sleeping in the toilet --------Not far from death
The Tang Monk's book ------------A book of the seriousness of the true book
Small bowl to eat ---------- rely on the sky (rely on Tim)
Meat pot thrown into the river ---------- drowsy (meat and meat drowning)
Wang Bastard belly inserted in the chicken feathers ------ return to the heart of the arrow (turtle heart like an arrow)
There is a hole behind the temple ---------- wonderful through (temple through)
Longevity star Qi Immortal crane ---------- no road (no deer)
Eighteen money put two ------ long heard (nine text nine text)
Dyeing room girls do not wear white shoes - natural (self-dyeing)
Tie pigtails in the back ------ illegal and chaotic (end of the hair chaotic tie)
Stove turn over ------------ unlucky (pouring coal) )
The rice pot smokes------------ confused (rice paste)
Nephews playing lanterns - as usual (uncle)
Confucius moving - all lose (book)
Cesspit Guanjiao --Wen (Wen) can't, and Wu (Dance) can't.
Small onions mixed with tofu -- one clear (green) two white
The following are some commonly used hysterical phrases:
Dumb to eat Huanglian -- there is no way to speak of the bitter
Showman meets soldier
The bachelor teaches his son not to be greedy
The wealth comes to the bachelor's hand - there is no turning back
The blind man eats the soup ball
The monk with two feet - can't make sense of it
Ritual, righteousness and honesty - shameless
The mudbug opens the door.
Throwing a bomb in a latrine provokes the people's feces
Marrying a daughter in Yama's house - the ghost wants it
The following is a common Cantonese hiatus:
The cowhide lantern - the point is not very clear
Splitting firewood under the bed - the point is to get into trouble.
The wife's wife - a poor man
The husband's wife - a poor man
The wife's wife - a poor man
The wife of a one-eyed man - a poor man
The wife of a one-eyed man - a poor man
The wife of a one-eyed man - a poor man
One-eyed man's wife - a look at the sunWinter money wax duck - get a look at the word
Overnight fried ghosts - no fire
Potato Falling down from the stove - should be braised
Wet olives - both ends of the stick
Watermelon beating a dog - don't see it so easily
No cover for the chicken cage
The eel on the beach - if you don't die, you're dead
Flame on the flagpole - there's a long line of charcoal
The music of Chiu Chow - taking care of yourself
The music of Chiu Chow - taking care of yourself
Knot he wireless (wet cotton) - no play, i.e. impeccable
African monks - beggars hate (black monks), i.e. annoying monk), i.e., repulsive
Fish seller's shower/fish seller's body wash - no raw (fishy) breath
Boat's bow ruler - degree of water
Aran marrying Yarui -
The eunuch divides the pork - everyone gets a share
The year-end frying piles - everyone gets one, I get one Fifteen buckets of water - seven up, eight down.
Half a tael of cotton - no need to talk about it
Wang Xifeng killed Sister You - ruthless and poisonous
The short man flies a kite - higher and higher
The short man flies a kite - higher and higher
The short man is a good man.
The tortoise touches the stone - hard and fast
The master of Liangshanbo - Wu (Wu) Yu
Concealed locks plus open locks - layers of defense.
Adou as emperor - weak and incompetent
Short man sitting on a high stool - up and down
Covertly playing boxing - a blind fist fight - a blind fight
Arabic numeral 8 - zero to zero
The short man sitting on a high stool - can't reach it
An 80-year-old actor pretending to be a child
August osmanthus blossoms - fragrance everywhere
Not planting fruit trees and eating peaches - sitting on the fence
Cabbage leaves fried with scallions
Hanging pockets in mid-air - pretending to be crazy
April glacier - open (freezing)
Small onions mixed with tofu -- a clean slate
Yama is not at home -- the world of the little ghosts
The thermos on the airplane -- a high level
Driving pigs in the hutongs --Straight to the cesspit Guan Dao --Wen (smell) nor can, martial arts (dance) also can not.