Classic quotes from "Tong Pak Fu Po Po" Life is all about eating and pooping! Misery!

1, a thousand gold is easy to get, confidant is hard to find.

2, my heart and sad heart and pain, eight wives such as jackals, wolves and tigers, people when I enjoy all the blessings of the people, in fact, the emptiness and loneliness of who knows who knows!

3, you have to know the beauty of this thing, as with flowers need to have green leaves to set off will show her charm.

4, the original world's most beautiful smile, is full of love smile, I finally found my ideal.

5. I don't even want my life, see how you still compare with me?

6, dead do live like a dog, be scolded can not woof.

7, who when you are a lowly subordinate, we just when you are a dog.

8. Don't pity me because I am a delicate flower!

9, strictly speaking, I am also a thief, but not a lecherous thief, you can think of me as a thief who steals hearts.

10. Why is there so much boring crap in the world?

11, day and night defense, the family thief is difficult to prevent.

12, Tong Pak Fu: life ups and downs too fast, it is too exciting, make me want to pee.

13, this is true? Said words can not not count oh! Good! I am the beauty and wisdom, heroes and chivalry incarnation of Tong Pak Fu!

14, Mr.: I left the blue dragon, right white tiger, the old bull in the waist, the dragon head in the chest, people block kill, Buddha block kill Buddha!

15, Tong Pak Fu: others laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others can not see through. Do not see the tomb of the Wuling heroes, no flowers, no wine hoe for the field.

16, Tong Pak Fu: neighbors, come on, just came out of the filial son of the auction, do not buy to see ah!

18, Tong Pak Fu: you have just been in the most vicious "face of the foot", the situation is very dangerous! Fortunately, I promptly used the long lost mastery "return my floating fist", you back to the original form, now you're okay!

19, Hua An composed a poem to the three incense (spring incense, summer incense, winter incense): a Hua An two eyes, three girls six milk.

20, Mrs. Hua: is really too exciting, I really can not help but praise him ah! No, I can't show it. (Classic quotes) But this feeling really makes people like clouds like ah, his heartfelt confession, actually able to use the playful and light-hearted bamboo board to express, coupled with the rhythm of strong percussion to the end, really listen to my climax wave after wave ah!

21, Wu Shuangyuan: Misery! Misery! Misery! After eating to pull, pull and then spread, spread and then want to eat, life is to eat, pull and spread! Misery!

22, Tong Pak Fu: I can ... play the harmonica, play jade xiao, bubble girls, read a small book, divination astrological view of people's eyebrows, suave, stealing jade to steal incense!

23, Tong Pak Fu: Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what happened to you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can not die ah! I and you rely on each other, the same sweet **** suffering for so many years, has been you as flesh and blood as teach you to raise you, can not imagine today, white hair to send black hair!

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Regardless of how much negative information about Stephen Chow, the audience is very supportive of him, not for anything else, is that every one of his very classic movies captured the hearts of the audience. Which years the cinema is not so well known, we look at the DV of Stephen Chow's movies, giggling and laughing, and will also be set between friends to chat with the movie lines. Favorite is "Tong Pak Fu point Qiu Xiang", although some people say nonsensical, but see a person in pursuit of, in order to change their status quo hard to do everything they can do. Let's review the classic lines of "Tong Pak Fu Point Qiuxiang" to recall those seemingly nonsensical, but y hidden very profound content of the movie screen, but also through the classic lines of "Tong Pak Fu Point Qiuxiang" to thank the star to bring us the classic.

NO.1: Come on, come on, I haven't tried this exciting. ------ This sentence is said by Shihua, which is also considered a classic in the classic, the character portrayal is more graphic, and the expression of the speech is really impressive, used for flirting and teasing are very good.

NO.2: Do not pity me because I am a delicate flower, come on. ------ This sentence is also pomegranate sister said, the first time I met such an open woman, but also really let a lot of people remember this picture, in daily life can also be used a use, between friends to make fun of must be very appropriate.

NO.3: pomegranate: it is my style and splendor of the ten thousand people admire the pomegranate sister; Tong Pak Fu: I have no grudges with you, why do you ------ omit 10,000 words here, for such helplessness can only be omitted, life is also like this, encountered this helpless situation, often do not say it may have a good effect.

NO.4: pomegranate sister, you are mistaken, in fact, I respect you like my old lady. ------ When love comes out of the blue, we can only say we don't want to have to find an excuse, but also to find a more reliable point it, to avoid the other side really have to take this sudden love.

NO.5: Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang what happened to you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! ------ This line has been in my mind for several years, have not forgotten, every time you flirt with your girlfriend can say a little bit, the girls see Xiao Qiang will be afraid of, this is to come up with this line, it must be very good.

NO.6: Gongzi, you really know the goods, so many boats, you picked me this boat, I am notoriously fast ah. ------ here may not feel this sentence is how classic, when we see the picture of the boat sinking, we can be happy out. It also tells us that in real life there are really a lot of people who fall off the chain at critical moments, and the choice is really important.

NO.7: Kid, from today onwards, you are the lowly underling of Washington, 9527 is your lifetime code name, start doing things! ------ wu shu yuan said a sentence, think of this to think of his condescending look, a little hateful, a little funny, occasionally this sentence will be adapted, but also can be all girls happy oh.

NO.8: Qiu Xiang sister! What do you think of Huaan my character? ------ The answer here should be remembered, silly look! Indeed, by the Tong Pak Fu's as always shamelessly impressed, has been bumping into the wall, has been insisting, ask life you can do it?

NO.9: Qiu Xiang, you are too impulsive, but no wonder, you are still young, but I like! ------ the most lewd sentence there is no, that lewd expression, used to poke fun at his girlfriend to regulate the atmosphere of life is also good Oh.

NO.10: Fortunately, desperate to protect the face, my handsome appearance to be saved, tonight to her to confess, to see her autumn incense moving not to love. ------ words and phrases lines are expressed in the form of rap, we should be able to appreciate the frankness and fearlessness of Tong Pak Fu.

Classic quotes: life is the past is not love, the future does not welcome

Classic quotes: life is the past is not love, the future does not welcome

1, do not go to wait for the perfect moment, grasp the present, you can make this moment become perfect. The first thing that you need to do is to get a good understanding of what you are doing and how you are doing it. You have to accept the world to bring you all the harm, and then no fear of growing up. A little give and take, a lot of give and take, no give and take, the more you give, the more you get. The more you give up, the more you'll be able to pursue.

2, I want to understand, there are still busy in the world can not forget things, I am busy with life, busy learning, at least idle busy watching drama, but I still want to hold you.

3, a woman's life, the most important is nothing more than two things: make a living, make love. No love, torture soul, no money, aggrieved flesh.

4, break up when there is no retention is not because I do not like you, but know that you do not like me, or do not like me, so separate, so the sound and color, and each peaceful end of the world.

5, when you want to find someone to talk to, only to find that some things can not be told to others, some things are not necessary to tell others, some things are simply no way to tell others, and some things even if you tell someone else, but also immediately regret. Then the best way is to be quiet, the only one who can really calm himself!

6, life, although we are ordinary, but can not be ashamed of themselves because they are not excellent, even if it is a multitude of people even though we can not stand out, however, as long as we remain diligent. I believe that if there has not been the spring flowers of the fragrance, then the autumn leaves must have the splendor of the flowers.

7, the most simple like is, even if you rejected me, I have no grudges against you, but I will not come closer, if you have a request for me, I will still bow and scrape, from now on I will like to hide, I will try to live a good life, and I hope that you are also.

8, people do not have far-flung worries, there will be near worries, people do not have near worries, there will be far worries!

9, boys only reason, girls only look at the attitude, there is no way to unify.

10, growth is a transaction, we are all with the simple childish and unpersonnel white exchange grown up courage.

11, you live beautifully, the world will treat you gently.

12, the life of stubbornness, to the life of the burden of creating a deviation, increasing the heaviness of life, the world of clamor and disturbance, the need for inner clarity and see through, those who have been congenial trouble, but also the wind traces of the shadow of the moon. Living in the past, life has become a realization.

13, life is like a consumption, may you be able to spend the good time in their favorite people and things

14, full of people, never lack of love, because you know, know how to love yourself, others will come to love you.

15, this feeling is really bad, because of a sentence on the happy half a day, found a thing on the heart of the cold half, like can not be too obvious, or not worth it.

16, rare sunny, rare rain, rare life with you.

17, I really do not want to kidnap anyone in the name of feelings, if no one is willing to stay down willingly, then I also turn off the lights.

18, single is not the best, comfortable and rich is.

19, not afraid of making mistakes, afraid of repeating mistakes, not afraid of living a bad life, afraid of never believe that they can live a good life.

20, life is the past is not love, the future is not welcome.

2. Not because of a leaf blind, but do not know Shenxiu Dai Zong; not for a dynasty of wind and moon, but not understand the ancient sky. The infinite amount of heaven and earth, more than hidden in the desire to fight; the world's mind wisdom, often in the warmth and humility. It is said that the elephant is invisible, and the great sound is loud. Not to be wild, not to be without will. Not show, is tolerant.

3. Never seen such a beautiful female lawyer, do your client will be very happy.

4. But I think there are many first, may be with the experience of life slowly slowly will have, as long as you want, you will never stop.

5. All the tears many years ago, has been in today's heart condensed into snow-white salt crystals. Touching with the tip of the tongue, you can still taste a faint bitterness. Then slowly, there will be a hint of sweetness. Stand up again, not only the city, but also the human soul. For all those who left and those who stayed behind, light a candle to dispel the darkness tonight. For all those who are coming home, light up the path beneath your feet.

6. The rule of law is power.

7. Parents seem to let me wander off to follow their own path in fact their eyes have been staring at my back.

8. Opportunity is a thief, he came to the one-time to catch him, a white!

9. I was surprised to hear that the good news fell from nine days, the good time and auspicious place are ready. The only thing is that the owner is in the dark, and everyone knows that I'm the only one who's confused. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this. The first thing I'd like to say is that I don't think I'm going to be able to do this, but I think I'm going to be able to do it," he said. It was even too late to cast a farewell glance, but already ran away, leaving the shouts behind the wind. I don't worry, because these days will come again. In the passing time, we have carefully carved our marks and soaked in each other's scent. These days will come again, as they did the last time we met in spring. Do you remember the way you came? The first time I saw this, it was a very good time for me to go back to the old days.

11. The process of practicing dance, each experience is engraved in the heart, blood and tears, bruises and bones, too many to mention!

12. You want to be a successful host, there are only two words, that is, insist.

13. Do you know why they go to college not to fall in love? Because they had them in high school.

14. In fact, today Tao Jingying's opening speech, I have been listening carefully to her every word, listen to every question asked by you young people, I can tell you, we have this show, absolutely not tell the young people, that today's society, the looks are not so outstanding children, will definitely be able to succeed in standing at the center of the stage, I absolutely will not tell you this one, because rest assured that it must be the good-looking The young people who are good looking will have more opportunities than you, that's a fact. If you've seen this issue of the open talk There is a possibility that the child whose appearance is not particularly outstanding, sitting in front of the TV, said to himself, "Well, I will be as successful as Tao Jingying, because she is not so beautiful, wrong, I want to tell you, you should say to yourself, I will be as successful as Tao Jingying, because she loves herself, she is full of self-confidence, she never give up on herself, never give up hard work, you have to do this, you have to do this, you have to do this. She never gives up on herself, she never gives up on her efforts, you have to do all this, cultivate your inner self, let the charm radiate out, you can say and she is the same, stand in the middle of the stage.

15. In fact, in private, I am a special person.

16. Don't believe in what life don't lose at the starting line such words, only 100 meters sprint, only care about the starting line. Life is a marathon, marathon start you have seen who stands on the starting line, everyone is a bunch of departure, who can stick to the end is the most critical.

17. The road of life is long, but the key is only a few steps. If not for my father's timely guidance and education, my development will not be so smooth.

18. Life needs and it is necessary to experience some bumps and failures. Because after you experience these setbacks, you will realize that life is not as smooth and scenic as it is in the eyes of ordinary people, and only through these, your potential ability will be stimulated in the difficulties.

19. If fate is the world's worst scriptwriter, you have to fight to do your own life the best actor.

20. There is no small thing in life, every thing is a big thing worth thinking about. Life needs serious thinking, and also worth serious thinking.

21. The so-called friend is to see you become a better person.

22. I am not a good running horse. But you said, the sky is far and wide, run happily. As long as you recognize the direction, step by step on the ground. I'm not a worrying seedling. You worry, but you don't get angry, you constrain, but you don't bind. Just patiently, in those days I didn't realize, artfully trimming away the rebellious and twisted branches. I can't thank them all because there are too many names. I must thank them all because they are all benefactors.

23. I never rejected the importance of material life, you can not always take mom and dad's money to pay for their own dreams. But a person with a dream is not easy to be starved to death, as long as you every day for the things you really love to do, must be happier than others. I'm not leaving now not because I'm sticking around, it's because I'm having a great time here every day.

24. I came out of school to contact is the legal program, 10 years grinding a sword ah! If you completely transform, you can never go back to the legal program.

25. My fans can be called Saqima.

26. Always passionate, believe that the first place is mine!

27. Humor is not a skill, but an attitude to life.

28. There is a reason, there is a fair solution to the matter of the possibility of letting reason regulate life, at the same time, do not give up the opportunity to solve things through the law, which is the essence of the rule of law.

29. Have you so wrinkled newcomers? Is it walnut skin?

30. Straight on the road is never as exciting as the curved road, life most let you feel happy may not necessarily be straight through the sky, but the curved but full of scenery. Since the realization that it is impossible to be a big road to Rome, then can not change the things why to get entangled. Choose every bend, accept every bend, and turn every bend into a landscape in life and a treasure to be treasured.

31. Even though the fog is misty, I still believe there will be beautiful scenery. Because, I have seen its appearance in those days of the net Lang. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it. The most important thing to remember is that you have to be able to get the best out of your life, and you have to be able to get the best out of your life.