Answer: brushing his false teeth
What door never closes?
Answer: the goal
There is a soft ladder hanging on the side of the ship, 2 meters above the sea, the sea rises half a meter every hour, how many hours can the sea flood the soft ladder?
Answer: the water rises so it never floods the soft ladder.
Which tire does not turn when a car makes a right turn?
Answer: the spare tire
What book are you unlikely to buy in a bookstore?
Answer: suicide note
What water never runs out?
Answer: tears
A man was being chased by a tiger and suddenly there was a big river in front of him, he couldn't swim, but he went over it, why?
Answer: Fainted
Two identical brothers were drafted into the army at the same time, they were related by blood and had the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked them if they were twins. They said no. Why?
Answer: two of triplets
There were two inmates in a prison, and one night the inmates all escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door and there was another inmate inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner was "All".
What can be used to solve all the riddles?
Answer: Answer
What do most of the wealthy self-employed people in today's society depend on for their livelihood?
Answer: Mouth
What should be hidden and used in secret, and then given to others in secret after use?
Answer: negatives
A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there's one thing it can't magnify, what is it?
Answer: angle
Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, so why does his mom always ask his dad, who can't fix clocks, to do it for him?
Answer: because mom lets dad fix Ming properly
When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Open their eyes
A truck driver runs over a motorcycle rider; the truck driver is seriously injured, but the motorcyclist is fine?
Answer: The truck driver wasn't driving at the time
What man became a father-in-law before he became a father in ancient times?
Answer: eunuch
Small Li drinking, bumped his face, went home for fear that his wife would know the blame, went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but the next day was still scolded by his wife, why?
Answer: Band-Aid on the mirror
If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the Earth? What kind of contests do winners get no prizes, but losers get prizes?
Answer: Drinking in a fist fight
Small Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't get the door open even though he tried his best.
Answer: Just push it open
There is a cow with its head facing north, it turns to the right three times in the same place, then turns backward three times in the same place, and then turns to the right again, which way is its tail facing at this time?
Answer: downwards
Why is there a hospital that never treats people?
Answer: veterinary hospital
Two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats and each bought one, but why did they only buy three?
Answer: grandchildren
What melon can't you eat?
Answer: fool
Why do four nines add up to 100?
Answer: 99+9/9 = 100
When does someone knock on the door and you would never say come in?
Answer: when you go to the toilet
When Xiao Wang was on guard duty at his post, he clearly saw an enemy creeping towards him, why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He was aiming at the target
Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why?
Answer: Black chickens are good at laying white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.
Everything in the world melts when heated, except one thing that solidifies when heated.
Answer: Egg
Why did the teacher think that a pair of students at the same table did not cheat in an exam when they handed in identical papers?
Answer: both blank papers
What is a product that has the same date of manufacture and expiration date
Answer: newspaper
What is a person who was born to your parents but is not your sibling?
Answer: self
What word is used all over the world?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he pulled out his pockets, some of the bar matchboxes in the bag, the horse tickets he hadn't won, and the photos of his old lover were scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he covers something with both hands to avoid a fight. May I ask, what would he cover up?
Answer: to cover his wife's eyes
This ice looks like a sheet of aluminum foil (four-character idiom)?
Answer: like walking on thin ice (like aluminum foil ice)
This letter is made of two eggs (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: faithfully (the letter is an egg)
Both of Wheat's packets of noodles were stolen (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: 面面俱到(all stolen)
The mooing cow stopped mooing as soon as she got out of the water for a swim (four-character idiom)?
Answer: courageous but not resourceful (swim without moo)
A turtle that became famous for carrying a cross (four-letter idiom)? Answer: real name (cross famous turtle)
A girl hangs her cell phone on her chest (guess the name of a fruit)?
Answer: lychee (milk machine)
Why do people like to read comics?
Answer: boredom
What is the reason that two people on a public ****car are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word?
Answer: it's a deaf couple?
Consider carefully what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen?
Answer: The shadow of the earth, i.e. every night?
Mrs. King has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly stammer?
Answer: Mrs. Kim stammers while eating sugar cane?
What's a medicine you can't get at the drugstore if you want it?
Answer: regret pills
Some people often jump from ten meters high without any safety devices, why?
Answer: high diving
What kind of rain can drench a person to death?
Answer: gunfire
Why do people like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: because your feet get sore from standing
What would be the effect of abolishing morning study?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why is there an extra hole in the ground after Dr. J does 10 pushups?
Answer: Because he did pushups with one hand
The tortoise and the hare were invited to race, and a pig was asked to be the referee.
Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...
What is the similarity between what two women say and what a thousand ducks say?
Answer: nonsense
Why do some people like to take a shower after a bath?
Answer: Because it's too gross to pee in a bath
How do men sort their clothes when organizing?
Answer: [soiled] and [soiled but still wearable]
After going to the bathroom, is it better to wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand?
Answer: It's better to use toilet paper...
What's the most important thing to remember when taking the JEE, other than your pass?
Answer: Remember to get up
What does a man plus a woman make?
Answer: two men
Small horse's dad is in the city library (four-letter idiom)
Answer: Knowing the way to the old horse (市图老马)
What's the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog?
Answer: A new dog is still excited to see you a year later
Bobo man accidentally swallowed $1. Bobo's dad patted him upside down, but he spit out $10.
Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar
Which number is the hardest worker? Which number is the laziest? Answer: One doesn't do it, two don't do it
A bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a penis is what kind of bear?
Answer: mother bear
What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: Safe Island
What buche keeps going?
Answer: waterfall
September 28th is the birthday of Confucius,so what is October 28th?
Answer: Full moon of Confucius
Wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape)
What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?
Answer: one more person...
There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: because it's frozen tofu
Is it possible that an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo?
Answer: Crawling on a map
A bus had an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming fine?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
There's a place where you can go in but not out, what is it?
Answer: The grave
The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the end of the race?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
Who landed first, a leather ball or an iron ball dropped from a high building?
Answer: iron ball
The class bell rang east but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's gym class
Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car was a cab
What kind of person's job is busy all day long?
Answer: ballerina
Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her for being one of the best at math, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
What did Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?
Answer: put the other foot
What is the one thing that people keep eating but never get enough of.
Answer: air
What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes?
Answer: upside down
What is the one thing that everyone must never forget before going to bed?
Answer: close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish prevents you from getting nearsightedness, why? Answer: You've seen cats wearing eyes
There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator?
Answer: Because he lives on the first floor
Which animal do you hit but bleed your own blood?
Answer: mosquito?
What can be added but not subtracted?
Answer: age
Yo has always been first in his class for his schoolwork, so why did he drop to third this time?
Answer: Because two people scored more points than him
What kind of mountains and seas can move
Answer: mountains of people
What kind of books don't normal people read
Answer: blind books
What kind of things don't have tongues in their mouths
Answer: teapot beaks
What kind of officials cannot give orders and has to smile at others all the time?
Answer: Xinlang
Why did a policeman run away from a thief?
Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly
Why does a young man have bad breath when he eats gum every day?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: Because he jumps while standing on the tree.
Why is Ming's eye y nearsighted, but still blurry even though he wears glasses?
Answer: Because he wears eyes without lenses
Dale rides on a big bull, why doesn't the bull eat grass?
Answer: Because the bull is human
Daoming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it, why?
Answer: foreigners don't understand English
What's the best way to keep from getting carsick?
Answer: Walking
Small Ming is only 4 years old, but he is already a "father", is it possible?
Answer: Playing house
Why does the old king feel dirty after wiping the table?
Answer: Because Wang's glasses are dirty
What is "innate", that is, the physique inherited from parents?
Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow's tomorrow
What is something that people don't like to eat?
Answer: Losses, of course
Why do swallows fly south for the winter?
Answer: Because it travels too slowly
Of the two bottles of flowers, one is a fresh flower and one is a paper flower, name which one is a fresh flower?
Answer: The flower with butterflies flying on it is a fresh flower
Which organization is the most feared by thieves? Answer: Public Security
What is the most popular way for a prisoner to die?
Answer: die of old age
How many birds were left in the tree when 8 birds stood in it and one was shot?
1. What kind of road can't you walk on?... (Answer: circuits) 2.Little Bobby can't move a muscle without a rope,why? (Answer: Little Bobby is a puppet, (which do not understand)) 3. Xiao Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly touched to him, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He was aiming) 4. A student tossed a coin into the air: heads up, go to the movies, tails up, go play pool, if the coin stands up, go fucking study. (Answer: to study) 5. two dogs race, dog A ran fast, dog B ran slow, run to the end, which dog sweats more? (Answer: the dog does not sweat) 6. There is an animal, the size of a cat, looks like a tiger, what kind of animal is this? (Answer: a small tiger) 7 7. A monkey can break one corn every minute. How many corn can a monkey break in 5 minutes in an orchard? (Answer: did not break one) 8. a slip (Hint: pay attention to the harmonic) three trees, to tie 10 horses, can only be tied to a single can not be tied to a double? (Answer: Please ask how to bolt) 9. What in the world is higher than the sky? (Answer: the heart is higher than the sky) 10. What valuable things are most likely to disappear? (Answer: Sputnik) 11. three Jin Xin, three water called River, three people called the crowd, then three ghosts should be called what? (Answer: call for help) 12. fat girl sick, the most afraid of others to visit the sick say what? (Answer: Take care of your health) 13. What is more annoying than a crow? (Answer: Crow's beak) 14. Confucius is the greatest what home in China? (Answer: the old man) 15. Sleeping Beauty is most afraid of what? (Answer: insomnia) 16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where did he sit? (Answer: Siu Wah's body) 17. No matter how much the twins look like each other, someone will be able to tell them apart, who is this person? (Answer: themselves) 18. What is the longest train in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam) 19. There is a person only one day a year on the job and not afraid of being fired who is he? (Answer: Santa Claus) 20. Why don't eggs break when you hit them against rocks? (Answer: The egg won't be rotten if you hit it against a rock.) 21. Which race is running backwards? (Answer: Tug of war) 22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (Answer: kinship) 23. What does a dentist eat? (Answer: mouth) 24. Ming Ming is a nearsighted, but also a famous greedy boy, in front of him put a pile of books, books, put an apple, what do you think he will look at first? (Answer: nothing can be seen) 25. a person who can not swim fell into the water but did not drown, why? (Answer: wearing a life jacket) 26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: the bottom of the mystery) 27. two dogs race, dog A ran fast, dog B ran slow, run to the end, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs do not sweat) 28. Chu Chu's birthday is on March 30, which year is March 30? (Answer: March 30 of every year) 29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Rhetoric) 30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: the black night, which is the shadow of the earth) 31. There is a natural black marble, on the day of September 7, throw it into the Qiantang River what phenomenon will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river) 32. what is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: remove which two points of the word ice) 33. Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly touching him, why he turned a blind eye? (Answer: Because he was aiming) 34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Answer: yourself) 35. What climbs higher the hotter it gets? (Answer: Diffusometer) 36.What will increase by half after being upside down? (Answer: Number 6) 37. Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market can't come) 38. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Answer: Trees can't jump) 39. A certain order is written on a piece of paper. However, the person who reads this writing can never read the order. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: the level is written, do not read out this text) 40. an air conditioner from the building will fall down into what ware? (Answer: murder weapon) 41. Why are modern people more and more faithless? (Answer: phone calls are certainly more convenient than writing letters) 42. two people live in a hutong, only a few steps away, they work in the same factory, but every day out to work, but always a left, a right, why? (Answer: They live across the street.) 43. When does the net need to be able to carry water? (Answer: When the water turns into ice, the net can be used to lift it.) 44. Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: in bed) You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, two people can't do it together. What is this? (Answer: Dreaming) How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described? (Answer: Ex-mercenary.) How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described? (Answer: the previous work, all abandoned) When the clock will not go Answer The clock was not going to go