If time is money and time is life, he may be the most protracted murder of money in the history of KTV.
In fact, KTV is a hundred (qun) flowers (mo) Qi (luan) release (wu) occasions, it really does not matter especially hate. But there is a groove that stretches over a decade that keeps me from spitting it out.
So Kick wrote this answer:
This is an interesting question, but it's hard to generalize.
Some people, for example, love to order "Youth Training Manual" and "My Skateboarding Shoes" but obviously sing them with a playful mindset, and you can't say he/she hates it.
For example, some people love to order "Sea of Tears", "Listening to the Sea", "Coral Sea", quite good love songs, but when they open their mouths, their voices whimpered, such as sobbing, such as complaints, such as adoration, listening to a song that feels really deep love, but listening to a lot of it is a little bit creepy, it's hard to say that they don't hate it.
Ranjan, there's a song with one person involved that I'd be anxious to hear if someone ordered it in a karaoke bar.
This guy looks like this:
His name is Gertrude Chow.
If you still don't know who he is, let me briefly introduce him.
He's a famous music video director, and many KTV hit songs come from him.
On the bright side, many say he's the "master of dramatic music videos", having pioneered the use of music videos to tell a love story with twists and turns.
To put it in human terms, his music videos are extra - extra - long.
If you remember Fish Leong's "Courage" and "Warmth".
If you remember Kwang Leung's "First Time" and "Fairytale".
Let's take an example of "The First Time".
At 5 minutes and 41 seconds into the music video, the intro doesn't start until 38 seconds in. Before that, is a segment that is Kwang Leung's confession to Siu Suk Sin.
The confession goes like this:
Siu's reaction goes like this:
We are here to sing or to enjoy your pompous acting ah please.
Then at 3:26, before the melody stops, the plot lines come back. I don't know what the singers in the thick of it think, but I wanted to lift the table anyway.
At 4:41, the singing part ends. The whole MV has 1 minute left. The famous shout-out passage in the history of Chinese pop music videos arrives.
May I ask if this 1 minute is to cut the song, or to let the students who haven't seen it watch the whole thing? Anyway, to be honest, I have to watch it every time a small-voiced boy sings "The First Time". I haven't watched it much before or after, probably just a couple hundred times.
Let's talk briefly about Warm Up again.
The intro comes out right at the beginning, and it's almost as if I wonder what irritated Chogtay. As it turns out, after the intro is out, it's still drama.
The male lead is on the toilet mmmmm. Then the cell phone ringing, did not hold steady, fell into the toilet. This kind of plot you ask us how to sing. Mr. Zhou Gertai said, "Take it easy. Anyway, the music video is 5 minutes 44 seconds, 1 minute 36 seconds to start singing, you still have enough time to brew.
When you brew back, and then sing, 4 minutes 36 seconds is over. It picks up at 1:08. Keep watching the episode. Let's do some more simple math. A **** 5 minutes and 44 seconds, 2 minutes and 44 seconds for the plot and accompaniment. 3 minutes for the singing.
I think the fact that pop music is green has a lot to do with the fact that Mr. Chogtay invariably takes away everyone's practice time.
You can probably recall that when the music video directed by Gertai Zhou started and the similar and boring plot went on, everyone would put down their bottles of wine and dice in their hands, stop chatting, and silently look at those who took over the microphone. The singers, ready to open their voices, also adjusted their sitting position and played with the microphone, with a complex expression between their eyebrows, a thousand words converging into one sentence: how come the intro TM isn't over yet!
If time is money, Zhou Getai is the biggest robber in the history of KTV.
If time is money, Zhou Gertai's music video is the biggest heist in the history of KTV.
Everyone active in the KTV wild singer ah, in order to have more opportunities to show your singing skills, in order to not let the cold field dilution of interpersonal relations, cherish life, away from Zhou Gertai.
The above is, of course, tongue-in-cheek. Please detour your 360 moral guards who are prone to take it seriously.
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