The classic funny signature quotes that make people giddy
1, look at you guys that look, how to grow up with a joke like ah!
2, simple life, why not a gorgeous adventure.
3, men, like the cafeteria dishes, although difficult to eat, but go late actually have not!
4, spring sleep, yawn door to find, can not sleep at night, can not wake up during the day.
5, acne, more than seven hundred million a year, pimples can be linked up around the earth two circles
6, said the cheap can not set off the essence of your cheap, you have been cheap can not be used to describe the cheap
7, your looks, affecting the healthy growth of my drops, I see you `. The mood is more tangled than the grave.
8, married, not necessarily is your favorite person, but must be the most suitable for you.
9, parents fooling children called education; children fooling parents called deception; fooling each other called generation gap.
10, sometimes your anger does not represent your care, and distrust.
11, if it is not the teacher said can not litter, or Russia threw you out
12, the world is ours, but also the sons of the sons, but ultimately the grandchildren of the gang.
13, you only have a face and an expression, but there are 365 masks.
14, do not ask me where I came from, my hometown is the morgue
15, after the breakup, you when I sacrificed me when you avalanche, finished
16, said we are the flowers of the motherland, why is the injured are me
17, my memory is not to live at the end of a long street, and my years are dead at this end of the long street.
18, eat, I want, thin, also I want, the two can not get both, I have a go also.
19, the left side of the head is flour, the right side of the head is water, a think about the problem, it is full of brain glue.
20, not that I do not know, I just want to see how you act to me.
21, I want to be thin into a lightning bolt to illuminate all the obscene dead fat.
22, the homework is not finished, I am in a mess, I am in a big mess!
23, life has always been very simple, but we have always been unable to resist to make it very complicated.
24. It is said that the tears you shed are the water that comes into your head.
25. Spring sleep is not sleep, hanging Q Mo harassment. I'm not sure how much I've heard of QQ.
26, this is a popular leave the world, but we are not good at goodbye.
27, if money is also a kind of mistake, then I would rather be wrong again and again.
28, the tortoise can race over the rabbit, in fact, just each go their own way
29, memories tied up our time, time to rip off our memories.
30, wake up is one thing, get up is another thing
31, why I looked so long can not read your heart? Because I am nearsighted.
32, Look at the moon in the sky, it's so full. By the way, you have myopia, you look at the water well.
33, those memories, in the evolution of the passing of the years in depression can not speak of the pain.
34, I want to have someone to understand me, even if I did not say anything.
35, wolves line the world, eat meat dog line the world: eat shit
36, don't take me to be a joke in order to please others
37, love is like a joke, laugh at the death of other people, laugh at the pain of their own
38, the youth of the pain of the passing of the years, the death of entanglement of the death of the death of the memories of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the death of the youth.
39, since a love affair, waist does not hurt, headache does not hurt, the heart does not beat.
40, your looks, affecting my drops of healthy growth, I see you `. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.
41, cry out in order to solve the sadness, laugh out in order to ease the mood.
42, posturing is a symbol of vitality, vanity is a sign of youth.
43, counting the memory of the quicksand, those lost years, washed out my dust and sand.
44, now more and more billionaires, and I only have a billion, or memories
45, women are not everything, but no woman is everything
46, you also learn people Tencent a line call me dear
47, Bao adults, why do you have a moon on the forehead, because the daytime does not understand the master of the black
48, when memories of the old traces of mottled, that's just because the sadness will never have an answer.
49, many people aspire to crystal love, crystal clear without flaws. But more people have a glassy love.
50, the world is too dark, the heart is too dark, we are too false, love is too stupid
Let people laugh and cry super funny QQ signature
Let people laugh and cry super funny QQ signature
1, the teacher always told us to learn honesty do not lie, can be one to the above leaders to check when we teach us to lie.
2, if in the next life I can choose their own reincarnation, I would like to do a bed cover, press all the world.
3. I hate two kinds of people in this world! One is racist, the other is black, and the third is illiterate!
4, the night gave me a pair of sexy black eyes, but I only use it to roll my eyes.
5, seriously, now this society I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, I'm afraid of winning the lottery open cover and drink, and then a bottle.
6, I said I am a filter, what words to my mouth to bleach! You understand?
7, buy Kangshifu instant noodles is inside six packets of seasoning packets, two forks, and, again, a bucket.
8, the teacher is the most narcissistic, always like to say in class: students, please look at me.
9, if the rain is pouring down who is beside me to hold up an umbrella for me I think I will be very calm when he is Xu Xian.
10, have to admire the female friends, so cold days, still wearing shorts with stockings.
11, all when the world no one wants you to be sure to come to me I will tell you I do not want you.
12, in front of the child of the aunt, please do not comb hair in front of me, I straight want to sing Jay Chou's hair like snow.
13, some boys always mistakenly think that girls violence, in fact, they do not know that they are owed.
14, the man's commitment is like a woman said to lose weight as often say but it is difficult to do everything is false words.
15, every to the end of my wallet is like an onion, every time I open called me tears.
16, since drinking Sanlu milk powder, the waist is not sore, legs do not hurt, and even the heart does not beat yeah!
17, Confucius said: noon does not nap, the afternoon will collapse. Mencius said: Confucius is right.
18, Wukong apprentice, to the teacher to bring the purple gold bowl and chopsticks, Wujing, go to the kitchen to see if the eight rings steamed?
19, do not always ask me why I like you, Baidu absolutely satisfied.
20, Cialis said not to marry for the purpose of love, are in someone else's wife.
21, the bad thing about angularity is that it is very convenient to be chewed up by others.
22, the end of the world is here, there is something I have been hiding from you, in fact, I am the Ultraman to fight monsters.
23, from now on decided to die with yesterday, and tomorrow hand in hand with the end of days.
24. Do you know what you are like to me? You are like my great aunt, see more annoying, not see the emergency.
25, I think everyone has a dream, just dream in a different way.
26, I am willing to donate all the school teachers to the anti-Japanese, learning is trivial, patriotism is the most important.
27, I'm not going to bother with idiots, or people will not be able to tell who is an idiot.
28, sister, remember, after who said love you, go up to shoot a mouth, he did not return he is really love you.
29, adults say that early birds have worms to eat, I just want to get up at noon to have food.
30, in fact, happiness is very simple, like: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Au Bomberman fight small monsters!
31, you love, or do not love me. I'll be right behind you, stalking you to death.
32, it is said that this is the state of the eaters eat wildly: the mouth to eat super enjoyment, but the heart hate themselves not thin.
33, Grandpa said: news broadcast watched a few decades, did not see the grand finale.
34, Buddha said, color is empty, empty is color. Tonight, I would like to empty a little bit.
35, I wanted to take the midterm exam to a salty fish turned big, who knows the last completely sticky pot Hu.
36, the world's most distant distance is not life and death, but I am invisible you online, you online me but invisible.
37, no longer find all over the world, still marveling at the year that small waist. The empty remaining hate, a body of five flowers fat.
38, before I met you, my world is black and white, after I met you, wow, all black.
Let people burst out laughing at the classic funny sentences
1. The way out of the way, is to go out before the road!
2. Only the closest people, will be mouth to mouth damage you, at the same time in your most critical time, fishing you ashore - please cherish their best friends - good friends, for life!
3. A successful man is to earn more money than his wife spends; a successful woman is to find such a man.
4. Don't mess with me! Do you believe that I slap you on the wall, gouge can not be gouged down.
5. The three major tragedies of the meal: want to invite people did not come, come to the people have nothing to do with you, when the checkout only left you a sober.
6. The pride of the bucket: when a bucket is better than a toilet, at least no one in the head of the shit and urine.
7. Is it that once a person has no money, even 10086 is also lazy, the book mountain has a road first dry for the respect, the sea of learning eight treasure do porridge.
8. To the platform when the car has started. So I had to chase and shout: master, wait for me! Master, wait for me ah! At this time a passenger from the car window poked his head out and said: Wukong, you don't chase.
9. I hate Qin Shi Huang, he burned the book, actually did not burn.
10. Big sister will soon have a child, because I do not know the boy or girl, so for the time being I do not know whether I am an uncle or an aunt!
11. Yo, leader, you personally come to the toilet.
12. intend to get a haircut, fling bangs fling my neck is broken.
13. My principle is: people do not offend me, I do not offend; if people offend me, I will be angry!
14. The two shitshell roaches discuss welfare lottery, A said: I want to win the grand prize will be 50 miles around the toilet to buy down, every day to eat a enough! B said: You are too vulgar! If I hit the jackpot, I will pack a living person, eat fresh every day!
15. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me, the other is not you.
16. Life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking play me.
17. Love is cheap, and still once and for all cheap. When you don't make a mistake, the woman will come!
18. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I use it to roll my eyes.
19. The network is like a prison, originally stole a wallet to come in, and so out of the time to learn everything.
20. Remember what to remember, forget what to forget. Change what can be changed, accept what can not be changed.
21. The existence of tears is to prove that grief is not an illusion.
22. It only takes a minute to run into someone, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love with someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
23. As long as people do not lose their direction, they will not lose themselves! The important thing in life is not the position you are standing in, but the direction you are facing.
24. There are chicks do not bubble, treason; encounter chick is bubble, for heaven.
25. You splash me with cold water, I will boil it and splash you back, don't believe me, wait and see.
26. Men can not be spoiled, the more spoiled the more asshole. Women have to be spoiled, the more they are spoiled, the more they have balls.
27. Young do not do anything wrong, to the old take what words to say that year.
28. I do not want to know that you have a disease, do not show so obvious.
29. Businesswomen do not know the hatred of the country, prostitutes do not understand extramarital affairs.
30. Carry two dollars, chest five million!
31. The monk said, "You think I'm a vegetarian?" The nun said, "What have I not seen!"
32. I lie down is the day the earth, lying down is the day the universe!
33. The man's most painful three things: being a lover bumped into accompanying his wife to buy groceries; being a wife bumped into sympathizers shopping; being a wife and lover at the same time blocked in the alley.
34. There is no bird during the day, and the bird is fine at night.
35. I'm sorry, miss, could you please remove your breasts from my hands?
36. I've been busy being bored!
37. I have and have only one wish every day - to be alive tomorrow!
38. There are two kinds of men, one is horny and the other is very horny; there are also two kinds of women, one pretends to be innocent and the other pretends not to be innocent.
Let people burst out laughing classic funny sentence (two)
1. Occasionally you will feel very cool, but the life of a life of a silence you on the miserable
2. Brother described his dormitory hygiene Back to the dormitory, I do not want to open my eyes!
3. Or: go the way of others, so that others have no way to go.
4. Love is the effort to put all the body, and then a hundred turns to pull out!
5. Just went to college, we watched "Struggle" with longing, and when we hesitated, we watched "My Youth Who Makes The Difference", and when we were about to be enlightened, a "Snail House" shot us all to death. In despair, we watched "20xx" and were instantly tranquilized. What kind of house to buy, sooner or later it will collapse!
6. You can't please everyone, because not all people are human!
7. Our goal: look to the money, to the thick earn.
8. I just want someone to understand me, even if I don't say anything.
9. Some things in themselves we can not control, have to control themselves.
10. Discouragement begets disappointment, disappointment begets faltering, and faltering begets failure.
11. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.
12. After seeing me, you will suddenly realize that the original handsome can also be so specific ah! The first thing you need to do is to get the job done, and then you can get the job done.
13. No book in the world can bring you good luck, but they can let you quietly become yourself.
14. The first line: open the door of convenience, the second line: solve the worries of the back stock. Crossword: the place of all the shit.
15. Will pay more than pay to think about, forget it, do not want to live.
16. You bear children! Monkey child! The wild child!
17. I am very careful, I found that the swimming pool, especially female compatriots, the angle of this swimming trunks on average five years to go up twenty degrees.
18. Do not blow the bull B, please give the bull B back to the cow, because the cow also needs sex!
19. Now looking for objects must look more carefully, because now there are too many people who are not male or female!
20. Protect yourself, love others, please do not come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
21. (Walking general time) You guys are just like that!
22. The more people are pleased with things, the more they love to hide, the more painful things the more they love to make a fuss.
23. Knowledge gives weight to people, achievement gives glory, most people just see the glory, but not to weigh the weight.
24. I might as well say that my innocence stems from my incompetence, except that I am at peace with my incompetence in this regard.
25. (Speaking of piling molds haha) At this time, there was a new industry in Shanghai, which has been going on until now, called piling molds.
26. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign, and before I resign, I'll send him two more Chinese, and smoke him to death.
27. Brother is a civilized person, all dirty words have been sterilized using saliva.
28. I don't see you face like the moon, outline everything; but love your hair like snow, drunken heartstrings.
29. A woman said to a man: come to my house, I'll give you the following to eat.
30. Don't blame me for being too frank! It is too much of a child's play to take my life with these few abusive sweet potatoes and stinking bird eggs of yours!
31. You should know that keeping love in your heart is the worst way to save money, it can't hold its value and can't generate interest, so why don't you send it to me to warm me up?
32. Crisis two words, one means danger, the other means opportunity, do not give up any one time to try.
33. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
34. Instructor to a student: come over! The student smiled and walked, the instructor said: you come over smiling like this, I'm fucking really fucking overwhelmed!
35. If individuality is a kind of mistake, then I have a mistake in the wrong. If handsome is a kind of sin, then I have sinned a lot. If smart to be punished, then I am not the thousand cuts of ten thousand widows if modesty to be scolded, how can I escape the mouth of jealousy.
36. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix with kindergarten!
37. Handsome has a butt! In the end, it is not eaten by the pawn!
38. I've been laughing at the sky since I crossed my sword, and I'm going to sleep after that.
39. I thought you were just a number in the middle of 1 and 3, but I didn't realize that you were still a combination of 2 and 8.
40. Women such as clothes, but sister is not out of the temperament you wear.
41. There is no health insurance and life insurance, do not be brave after dark
42. I think there must be a lot of people secretly in love with me, because for so many years, there is no one to confess to me!
gleeful sentences1. In the fall, the grass on the lawn gradually withered and yellowed, and the geese in the sky gleefully sang their songs and flew to the south. Environmental workers sweep the fallen leaves out of the lawn to keep it clean and quiet.
2. In the blink of an eye, fall has arrived, and we are happy to go to school to start a new study. When the autumn wind swept, the leaves have fallen, some like butterflies fluttering in the air, some like a yellow warbler wings flying, and some in the air lightly rotating, and fluttering down.
3. She ran to and fro to work, her hands and feet were light and healthy, and she was giddy and strong.
4. I walked cheerfully to the supermarket, which was full of all kinds of goods. I walked and looked, my eyes should be overwhelmed, dazzled.
5. The long-awaited Mid-Autumn Festival has finally arrived, and people are happy to celebrate this traditional festival with various programs. This day happens to be my uncle's birthday, we all get together in the hotel to celebrate the birthday and **** the festival.
6, "He, a good man, stabbed ...... with the butt of his rifle aimed at his teeth," said a soldier who had tucked his army coat up high, waving his arms vigorously and gleefully.
7, gleeful: the celebration of "June 1" in the garden activities, the students gleefully played a lot of games.
8, when you are happy, you have to sell; when you cry, you have to buy.
9. At today's Christmas party, all the students played with great joy.
10, the light was clinging to the side of the lonely child, seemingly exuberant because of such a playmate, until her mother was almost ready to step into the magic circle of light.
11, June 1 Children's Day is finally here, students are happy to come to the school playground, to watch the show. Although the weather is not good, in a little rain, but this does not affect the good mood of the students over the festival. There are many programs, there are chorus let the world be full of love, there is a dance little tax promoter ......
12, the good news came, the capital city of Beijing million people, people cheerfully took to the streets, held in the square to celebrate the parade.
13, on the way back from the shooting range, the guys talked cheerfully about the target shooting competition.
14. He returned home in high spirits after scoring full marks in the exam.
15. The pear put on a golden-colored tutu and went to the ball cheerfully.
16. The students were ecstatic and all cheered cheerfully.
17, heard the senior brother said to alchemy, Lin Xiaoqing originally depressed lax fly away, suddenly giddy, for the magic of the elixir, but she has a deep understanding of the last PeiYuanDan, so that her power steeply increased, the stimulation is incomparable.
18, unprecedented, solemn ceremony, a generous invitation, giddy, smiling face, drums and gongs, singing and dancing, happy, *** with the celebration.
19, spring in March, we happily participated in the spring tour organized by the school.
20, today is the New Year's Eve. In the morning, the golden sunshine spread over the earth. My mother and I cheerfully go to the street to buy things, the streets seem to have changed overnight, the streets are decorated with lights, bustling, every family posted "pouring blessings".
21, Lu Jingling back against the cherry tree, squinting, watching Kuraki Mai excitedly pestered the sixth master to learn erhu.
22, when you're lucky, everyone is giddy. But happiness is not the result of luck; it is often a virtue, a heroic virtue.
23, New Year's Eve, the streets are full of lights and colors, and everyone is happy.
24, autumn is coming, the teacher organized students to pick, the activities of the students in high spirits, you help me, I help you, the harvested fruit into their own small backpack!
25, we heard that the General Administration Song and Dance Troupe is coming to perform in our area, all of them are happy, running around.
26, thanks to the implementation of Project Hope, the children of these mountain farmers can happily sit in a bright classroom to read.
27. People celebrated this traditional festival with all kinds of programs. It happened to be my uncle's birthday, and we all got together in a hotel to celebrate the birthday and **** the festival.
28, at the gala, everyone was happy and smiling.
29, a happy crowd gathered around the Globetrotter and the 60-year-old pilot to witness the feat in the world record books. For Fawcett, this has become almost routine in recent years.
30, while the old man and the young man were cursing the Buddha, Hui Xian's disciple Long Shu ran into the meditation hall and said cheerfully, "Patriarch, my master's demonic spirit has been removed, and the soul of the life that is imprisoned in the black statue has also returned to itself".
31, the wedding guests are all happy, and smiling to the host family congratulations.
32. Therefore, he gleefully grabbed the treasure and threw it into the Seine. Thus, his troubles sank to the bottom of the river once and for all.
33. He went to school every day with his backpack in high spirits.
34, childhood is a piece of mud can be excited to play on the afternoon of the last dirty pair of small hands, childhood is the spring wind from the field to take away the scampering and partners running silver bells of laughter.
35, rosebuds gleefully bloomed a smile.
36, I heard that tomorrow we will go to Fragrant Hill, everyone cheered gleefully.
37, happy and joyful, happy and joyful.
38, the tourists climbed to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise over the sea, all of them cheerful.
39, one night, she came home in high spirits.
40, he said cheerfully, "Thank God, my sister's life is saved!" .
41, Today my father and I went to the zoo cheerfully, and we had a great time.
42, on the occasion of your victory, never show any expression of giddy arrogance and rudeness, but should sincerely and politely relieve your opponent in a polite way, so that he will not be too harsh on himself.
43, the night of the killing, he was happy to pull the brigade to the hotel to celebrate, leaving the slightly drunken he was in full view of the public openly take women, and let a bold woman sitting across the body.
44, the celebration of "June 1" in the garden activities, students happily played a lot of games.
45, he looked happy and reassured me that his severance package was quite substantial and it would be a loss to the company to fire him.
46, a face, all gleefully red.
47, In the class meeting, some students talked about the problem cheerfully, some asked questions, some answered excitedly, the classroom was really lively.
48, However, he acted gleefully, in contrast to the screen image in the grumpy.