If the mocking and provocative sentence on the cover of the grand finale of "Tomb Raider" didn't float in my mind from time to time, I probably wouldn't have been able to finish watching it:
If it weren't for the ringing name of "Tomb Raider," maybe this movie would have felt okay, at least the movie was stacked with elements and a lot of effort.
But it always felt like a stew.
There's a dish in the northeast called stew, and it's a famous dish.
Kidney beans, potatoes, tomatoes, chili peppers, pork ribs and so on are the raw materials. In addition to the traditional oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar, you can also put some soybean sauce, first fried and then stewed, out of the pot after the flavor of fresh and mellow, people love.
The movie is pretty much about that.
A mysterious house, a mysterious person, a mysterious object, a mysterious thing.
The magical natural landscape, or "omen," is pretty cool, too.
The big, poorly crafted coffins are a breath of fresh air.
A handsome man is also a must.
Beauty and boobs, nope, and fresh meat have to be on there too.
High-tech can not be absent
This sub-golden positioning of the mnemonic, grinding, inevitably reminiscent of the "Ghost Blowing Lamp"
Look closely, unlike the Western style sculpture ah? But it is a little bit of Han Dynasty style, and a little bit like the Western Xia Dangshang people look, three uncle you say I judge right?
Wooden figurines of ten thousand crossbows, and reminds people of "ghost blowing lamp of the angry eyes Xiangxi" in a plot
"Narnia" crossing?
The efficacy of blowing a Xiao (flute) isn't bad either, "The Rat Repeller"?
What is this? Maggots? Snakes? Silkworms? The insect?
Is that a flower? A corpse-scented konjac? Or is that the plant version of Alien?
You're square dancing in a crypt?
To be honest, despite all the elements, and also the top of the "Tomb Raider" name, this movie is really not like the Northeast dish "stew", so real, delicious, and inviting people rare.
In fact, the highlights are not absent:
A shopping site, a financial instrument, what "strip".
The shape of the grille of this model is still very recognizable.
I'd love to get one, but I don't have the money.
And, of course, there's that cigarette that pushes around and gives way and so on.
Compared to the previously mentioned messy assortment of elements, these implanted ads are much more exciting.
As the saying goes, you can't help but be impressed!
Uncle Sam's "Tomb Raider" has been written for five years, which is not easy. Just to see the "Grand Finale" finally published, I still can't help but laugh bitterly: a good work of passion, turned into a practice of money-sucking method!
To this day, the book, online games, comics, movies, TV series, web series and so on out of a large series of peripheral products, and even the Changbai Mountain tourism are borrowed on the light, according to the original interpretation of the book is endless, what "Hidden Sea Flower", "Sand and Sea", "Old Nine Doors" of a series of children are still not the end of the pit (in fact, a single thesis pen to grasp the ability), "Tomb Raider", "Tomb Raider" is the most important thing. "Tomb Raider" than "Ghost Blowing Lamp" is still a gap). Uncle San also opened a "pan-entertainment" company. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of it.
So in terms of absorbing money, I admire "Tomb Raider Notes" the most.
There is a popular saying: "Caught a toad can clutch out the urine".
There is a popular saying: "Catch a toad and you'll be able to clutch the piss out of it".
So I thought: "When will the big toad "Tomb Raider" be considered to be able to clutch the last drop of urine?