Zhang Zhuang's Prose of Knowing People

In Zhangzhuang, when Zhang Zhu is mentioned, everyone knows that he is a wise man in Zhangzhuang. Zhang Zhu is a farmer of medium height. Although he is dark, five big and three thick, and his education level is not high, he is flexible and eloquent. In addition, he is proficient in writing and calculation. He used to be an economic agent in the animal husbandry industry, selling cattle and sheep, going to Inner Mongolia to make sheepskin, and living well at home. Zhang Zhu is good at sizing up the situation, always ahead of others, trying to make money, repair the roof, buy hair, lead a considerable number of people in Zhangzhuang to become rich, and become the richest man in Zhangzhuang himself. What makes the villagers even more envious is that his two precious sons have been admitted to universities, which greatly glorifies the lintel.

Zhang Zhu has two unique skills. First, Zhang Zhu is proficient in rural etiquette. Every time Zhangzhuang has a wedding, he will ask Zhang Zhu to help his host. In the melodious suona instrumental music, only Zhang unhurriedly shouted a set, which was loud and powerful, with the rhythm of the music, full of rhythmic beauty, and did not forget to miss words. Zhang Zhu, in particular, enjoyed her mother-in-law's funeral. He led his relatives and friends to make 48 obeisances to his mother-in-law. I saw him, lifting his legs, swinging his sleeves and patting his chest. In the music, he danced like an actor, and his movements stretched beautifully, winning applause from onlookers. Zhangzhuang understands that people's tuba is louder in three townships and five miles. After a big gift, Zhang Zhu is not so good. He stole a cotton pad under his knee, but he suffered from the pain of his relatives and friends behind him. His knee was so painful that he couldn't get up for a week. The second best thing about Zhang Zhu is that he is good at drinking, and his capacity for alcohol is amazing. Every time a couple gets married, Zhang Zhu will be invited to accompany them; Whenever a new son-in-law goes to her husband's house to pay a New Year call after the first year, Zhang Zhu often gives someone a basket. On the wine table, Zhang Zhu is eloquent, spits lotus flowers, makes love to each other, and comes to everyone. Often drunk people dizzy, but completely innocent, and handle things properly, make it clear to the host's family. He never misses anything. Several young people in the village refused to accept Zhang Zhu's capacity for liquor, and fought with him several times, all of them were defeated one by one, obedient. All of a sudden, Zhang Zhu became a white man in Zhangzhuang and a guest of all families.

Zhang Zhu has troubles. Zhang Zhu's two precious sons graduated from college, and the favored son suddenly became a small clerk, which slowly brought pressure and burden to the family. As soon as the eldest son graduated, he was admitted to a small civil servant in the city. His salary is not high, he eats and drinks, and with his usual expenses, he doesn't earn much money. He never gave the old man a penny, which really depressed Zhang Zhu. What is even more unbearable is that the eldest son talked about an object in the city and the woman asked for a building. Looking at his son's dry eyes, Zhang Zhu gritted his teeth and arranged a marriage for his son. It took nearly 500 thousand to buy a building for decoration, which hollowed out Zhang Zhu's financial resources at once The bride price and wedding expenses of the woman made Zhang Zhu heavily in debt. The young couple lived a happy life in the city, but Zhang Zhu's face gradually lost its former glory and became silent. Zhang Zhu's daughter-in-law, who didn't work hard all her life, had to work in a board factory to make money and pay off her debts. Her chubby face was tanned for nothing. The most worrying thing is the second child. After graduation, he is ambitious to earn a lot of money. He wants to give Zhang Zhu tens of thousands of dollars to start a business in a big city and make a fortune. Unexpectedly, he joined a pyramid scheme gang and went bankrupt outside. Finally, he was hungry and got a pumpkin in the field to prolong his life. The second child is stubborn and has strong self-esteem. He tried to catch people at sea. His foot was injured, wet and infected. Seeing that his life was in danger, he called his family and asked Zhang Zhu to pick it up from thousands of miles away. After several years of hard work, my age has increased by several years, and I will be 30 years old soon. I haven't married a wife. The second child is ambitious, his eyes are above the top, he can't do great things, he doesn't even bother to earn small money, and he stays at home all day. I've been married several times, but I'm too old to be high or too low. Zhang Zhu looked in her eyes, anxious in her heart, sad day and night, telling relatives and friends everywhere to ask for a matchmaker, but the second child was not in a hurry, playing mobile phone and watching computer every day, still handsome.

Zhang Zhu became clumsy. At a wedding, he actually called the wrong wedding, asking the husband and wife to worship first, and then the two old churches, which caused everyone to be startled and the family unhappy. Zhang Zhu was also annoyed for a long time. Another time, a boy got engaged. For the first time, he led Zhang Zhu, who had never been drunk, to be drunk. What's more, the little boy is not sensible and has no guidance. When he is happy, he takes the initiative to drink. As soon as he left the restaurant, he vomited, which made the woman swear and ruined his marriage.

Now most villagers don't call Zhang Zhu anything.