1. What kind of road can't be traveled? (Answer: circuit) 2.Little Bobby's every move can not be separated from the rope, why? (Answer: Little Bobby is a puppet) 3. Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly feel toward him, why he turned a blind eye? (Answer: He was aiming) 4. A student tossed a coin into the air: heads up it goes to the movies, tails up it goes to billiards, and if the coin stands up, it goes to fucking study. (Answer: to study) 5. two dogs racing, dog A ran fast, dog B ran slow, run to the end, which dog sweats more? (Answer: the dog does not sweat) 6. There is an animal, the size of a cat, looks like a tiger, what kind of animal is this? (Answer: a small tiger) 7 7. A monkey can break one corn every minute. How many corn can a monkey break in 5 minutes in an orchard? (Answer: did not break one) 8. a slip (Hint: pay attention to the harmonic) three trees, to tie 10 horses, can only be tied to a single can not be tied to a double? (Answer: Please ask how to bolt) 9. What in the world is higher than the sky? (Answer: the heart is higher than the sky) 10. What valuable things are most likely to disappear? (Answer: Sputnik) 11. three Jin Xin, three water called River, three people called the crowd, then three ghosts should be called what? (Answer: call for help) 12. fat girl sick, the most afraid of others to visit the sick say what? (Answer: Take care of your health) 13. What is more annoying than a crow? (Answer: Crow's beak) 14. Confucius is the greatest what home in China? (Answer: the old man) 15. Sleeping Beauty is most afraid of what? (Answer: insomnia) 16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where did he sit? (Answer: Siu Wah's body) 17. No matter how much the twins look like each other, someone will be able to tell them apart, who is this person? (Answer: themselves) 18. What is the longest train in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam) 19. There is a person only one day a year on the job and not afraid of being fired who is he? (Answer: Santa Claus) 20. Why don't eggs break when you hit them against rocks? (Answer: The egg won't be rotten if you hit it with a rock.) 21. Which race is running backwards? (Answer: Tug of war) 22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (Answer: kinship) 23. What does a dentist eat? (Answer: mouth) 24. Ming Ming is a nearsighted, but also a famous greedy boy, in front of him put a pile of books, books, put an apple, what do you think he will look at first? (Answer: nothing can be seen) 25. a person who can not swim fell into the water but did not drown, why? (Answer: wearing a life jacket) 26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: the bottom of the mystery) 27. two dogs race, dog A ran fast, dog B ran slow, run to the end, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs do not sweat) 28. Chu Chu's birthday is on March 30, which year is March 30? (Answer: March 30 of every year) 29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Rhetoric) 30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: the black night, which is the shadow of the earth) 31. There is a natural black marble, on the day of September 7, throw it into the Qiantang River what phenomenon will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river) 32. what is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: remove which two points of the word ice) 33. Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly see the enemy quietly touched to him, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he was aiming) 34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Answer: yourself) 35. What climbs higher the hotter it gets? (Answer: Diffusometer) 36.What will increase by half after being upside down? (Answer: Number 6) 37. Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market can't come) 38. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Answer: Trees can't jump) 39. A certain order is written on a piece of paper. However, the person who reads this writing can never read the order. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: the level is written, do not read out this text) 40. an air conditioner from the building will fall down into what ware? (Answer: murder weapon) 41. Why are modern people more and more words are not trustworthy? (Answer: phone calls are certainly more convenient than writing letters) 42. two people live in a hutong, only a few steps away, they work in the same factory, but every day out to work, but always a left, a right, why? (Answer: They live across the street.) 43. When does the net need to be able to carry water? (Answer: When the water turns into ice, the net can be lifted) 44. Where is the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: in bed) 6-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always let his father, who can't repair clocks, do it for him? (Answer: Because mom lets dad fix it properly.) When does the clock in Times Square ring 13 times? Answer: What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes. A truck driver runs over a motorcyclist, and the truck driver is seriously injured, but the motorcyclist is fine? Answer: The truck driver wasn't driving at the time. In ancient times, what kind of people became eunuchs before they became fathers? Answer: The eunuch Xiao Li drinking, hit the face, home for fear that his wife will know the blame, go to the restroom to the mirror to put a band-aid, but the next day or by the wife scolded, why? Answer: The band-aid is on the mirror. If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Answer: Is this the Earth? In which kind of competition, the winner doesn't get a prize but the loser does? Answer: Drinking in a fistfightSmall Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't pull the door open even though he tried his best. Answer: Push the door open. A cow with its head facing north turns to the right three times, then backward three times, and then to the right again, where does its tail face? Answer: down Why is there a hospital that never treats people? Answer: Veterinary Hospital Two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats, each bought one, but why did they buy only three? Answer: grandchildren What kind of melon can't you eat? Answer: fool Why do four 9s add up to 100? Answer: 99+9/9 = 100When someone knocks on the door, you will never say please come in? Answer: when you go to the toiletWhen Xiao Wang was standing guard at the post, he clearly saw an enemy quietly feeling toward him, why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He was aiming at the target. Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why? Answer. Answer: Black chickens are good at laying white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs. Everything in the world melts when heated, but only one thing solidifies when heated, what is it? Answer: EggsOn one exam, a pair of deskmates turned in identical papers, but the teacher thought they must not have cheated, why is that? Answer: Both blank papersWhat is a product whose manufacture date and expiration date are the same Answer: NewspaperThere is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? Answer: yourself What word is commonly used all over the world? Answer: Arabic numerals Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he pulled out his pockets, some of the bar matchboxes in the bags, the horse tickets he hadn't won, and the photos of his old lover were scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he covers something with both hands to avoid a fight. What did he cover up? Answer: to cover his wife's eyes. The ice looked like a sheet of aluminum foil (four-character idiom)? 答案：如履薄冰（如铝箔冰）This letter is made of two eggs（四字成语）? Answer：信誓旦旦(信是蛋蛋)小麦的两包面都被偷了(四字成语)? Answer：all(all stolen)The mooing cow stopped mooing as soon as she got out of the water for a swim (四字成语)? Answer：With courage but no strategy (游泳无哞)A turtle is famous for carrying a cross (四字成语)? Answer：实到名归（十字名龟）A girl hangs her cell phone on her chest (guess the name of a fruit)? Answer: Lychee (milk machine) Why do people like to read comics? ANSWER: boring public **** car, two people are talking enthusiastically, but the onlookers can not hear a word, this is because what? Answer: it's a pair of deaf-mutes? Think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? Answer: The shadow of the earth, i.e. every night? What made Mrs. Kim stammer when she was eating a candy cane? Answer: Mrs. King stammers when she eats sugar cane? There is a kind of medicine that you can't buy at the drugstore if you want to take it, what kind of medicine is it? Answer: Regret Pill Someone often jumps from a height of ten meters without any safety device, why? Answer: high diveWhat kind of rain can drench people to death? Answer: gunfire Why do people like to sit down to watch a movie? Answer: because feet get sore if you stand and watch itWhat is the effect of abolishing early morning study hall? Answer: half an hour less sleep Why is there a hole in the ground after Dr. J does 10 pushups? Answer: Because he did pushups with one hand. The tortoise and the hare were asked to race and the pig was asked to be the referee, who would win? Answer: I can't say! What is the similarity between what two women say and what a thousand ducks say? Answer: Why do some people like to take a shower after taking a bath? Answer: Because it's gross to pee in a bath. How do men sort their laundry? Answer: [Dirty] and [Dirty but still wearable] After going to the bathroom, is it better to wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand? Answer: Toilet paper is better...What is the most important thing to remember when taking the JEE, besides the pass? Answer: Remember to get up. What is a man and a woman? Answer: What is the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog? Answer: A new dog is still excited to see you a year laterBoBo man accidentally swallowed a dollar, BoDad patted him upside down, but spit out 10 dollars, what should BoDad do then? Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar Which number is the hardest working? Which number is the laziest? Answer: A bear without a tail is a tail bear, what kind of bear is a bear without a penis? What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safety Island. Answer: waterfallsSeptember 28th is the birthday of Confucius, so what is October 28th? Answer: Confucius' full moon. Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape) What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek was still alive? Answer: One more person... There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-letter idiom)? Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)Why can tofu hurt people? Answer: Frozen TofuAn ant crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo, is it possible? ANSWER: map to climb a bus had an accident, all the people were injured, why is Xiao Ming all right? Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus. There is a place where you can go in but not out, what is it? Answer: The grave of the chicken and goose 100 meters race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why after the terminal? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction. A ball and an iron ball fell from a high building, who landed on the ground first? Answer: The bell rang, but none of the students were in the classroom. Answer: The class is a physical education class Why can Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a cab What kind of person's work is busy all day long? Answer: ballet dancer Ling Ling did not learn arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math is one of the best, why? Answer: counting from one to twoWhat did Columbus do when he put one foot in the New World? Answer: put one foot in the New World, what did Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World? Answer: airWhat is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes? ANSWER: upside down What is the one thing everyone must never forget before going to bed? ANSWER: close your eyes Some people say that eating fish prevents you from getting nearsightedness, why? Answer: Why? Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes? There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator? Answer: because he lives on the first floor of the other: 1. How did Lin Daiyu die? Answer: She fell to her death. There is a song for proof: the world fell down a sister Lin 2. public **** car, two people are talking enthusiastically, but the onlookers can not hear a word, this is why? Answer: it's a pair of deaf-mutes 3. what kind of chicken doesn't have wings? Answer: field fowl 4. which kind of snake has many mouths? Answer: seven mouths 5. what is the place where people can never see? Answer: one's own back 6. what do you think of when you think of seven men and seven women? Answer: snow white and seven dwarfs7. 23456789. play an idiom. Answer: lack of clothes, lack of food {lack of one, lack of ten}8. what do you see most on a boat? Answer: water9. what is it that heaven doesn't know and you don't know that I know? Answer: a big hole in the sole of your shoe 10. what won't you be fined for throwing on the street? Answer: banknotes What if the pig in the pen runs out? Wang Leehom What if the pig runs out again? Han Hong 1) penguin meat Q: A male scientist recalls that he and his wife went on an expedition to the Antarctic, but he went snow blind midway and couldn't see anything. So they wandered around Antarctica and ended up having to eat penguins raw to stay alive. But his wife didn't make it in the end and ended up dying. He continued walking alone for a day and was finally rescued. The next day he made a special trip to the penguin store to eat penguins, but when he came back he actually killed himself. Why? 2) Jumping on a train Q: A man took the train to Linn Town to see a doctor, and after the visit he was all better. On the way back the train passed through a tunnel and the man committed suicide by jumping off the train. Why? 3) Watercress Q: A boy went for a walk by the river with his girlfriend. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy jumped into the water to look for her, but he couldn't find her and left the place sadly. After a few years, he revisited his hometown and saw an old man fishing, but the old man caught fish with no water plants, he asked the old man why the fish did not get a little bit of water plants, the old man said: the river has never grown water plants. At this point, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and killed himself. Why? 4) The story of the funeral Q: There were three mothers and three daughters, and when their mother died, the sisters went to the funeral. The sister met a very stylish man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. When they would arrive home, the sister killed her sister. Why? 5) Half a Match Q: A man died in the desert, head down, with several suitcases scattered around him, and the man was clutching half a match in his hand. Reason how did this man die? 6) Woodchips all over the floor Q: There are two midgets in a circus, and the blind midget is shorter than the other midget. The circus only needs one midget, and the shorter the circus midget, the better. The two midgets decide to compete to see who is shorter, and the taller one will kill himself. However, the day before the agreement, the blind midget, the short midget, had already killed himself in his house. All that was found in his house was furniture made of wood and wood shavings all over the floor. Why did he commit suicide? 7) Knocking at the door at midnight Q: A man living in a hut on top of a hill heard a knock at the door in the middle of the night, he opened the door but there was no one there, so he went to bed. After waiting for a while there was a knock on the door again, and went to open it, but there was still no one there, and so on for several times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain, and the police came and took the man at the top away. Why? 8) Cows Eat Grass Q: There was a young man whose house was separated from the neighboring couple's house by a lawn. Late one night the man was awakened by a quarrel next door, after which he heard the sound of things being dropped, an axe being chopped, and a cow eating grass, and after a while he heard the sound of someone banging on the door of his house, but he ignored all of it and went back to sleep. The next day he found the mistress of the house next door tragically dead at his door. Reason about its course. 9) Unexplained Suicide Q: One rainy night． A man was driving his car and listening to the radio in his car． At that time the radio was broadcasting． Due to strong winds and heavy rain that night． The man was listening attentively to the news that an airplane had crashed. While the man is listening attentively, there is a sudden clap of thunder and lightning in the distance. The radio paused for a few seconds due to the disturbance． Just as the broadcast was about to return to normal, the man suddenly jumped out of the car and killed himself． Why? 10) Crashed Airplanes Q: A building manager． A building manager．The searchlight on the roof of the building was turned off that night due to negligence． The next day． He saw a newspaper report that an airplane crashed into a building last night． The building that was hit happened to be his company building． When he saw the news, he ran as fast as he could to the top of the building and then jumped to his death． The male scientist actually ate his friend's meat to stay alive, and when he went to eat real penguin meat he found out the truth (penguin meat is not the same as the one he had eaten), so he committed suicide; 2. The second man entered the tunnel with the train in total darkness, and he thought that his blindness which had just been cured had come back, and could not bear the sudden blow, so he committed suicide; 3. The boy realized that there was no algae in the river. When the boy knew that the river had no algae, he realized that the "algae" that had wrapped around his feet and kicked away by himself was actually his girlfriend's hair, and he committed suicide due to self-blame.... 4. The sister killed her sister because she thought she could have another funeral and see the handsome man again... 5. this person is due and friends do hot air balloon fulfillment through the desert, because the fuel is not enough to require must reduce the weight, threw the suitcase and so on is not enough, but also to reduce the weight, so take the matches to draw straws have a whole and half a root, who drew a half of a root to jump, the main character is very unfortunate to win the bid .... 6. The non-blind gnome secretly went to the blind gnome's house to saw off a piece of furniture in the blind gnome's house. The blind gnome didn't know the situation because he was blind and didn't know what was going on because he had to physically touch all that furniture. When he suddenly realized that all his furniture had gotten shorter, he thought he had grown taller, so he killed himself .... 7. because that man's home was built on top of a hill and the door opened outward, and every time that unfortunate fallen man climbed to the door and knocked on the door to call for help, as soon as the owner of the house opened the door that man was naturally knocked down by the door so the owner couldn't see the person who was asking for help... Week after week, the unfortunate man fell to his death. 8. The neighboring couple was quarreling (sound of quarreling), then the wife started to drop things (sound of dropping things), the husband got angry and picked up an axe and chopped his wife's arms, and then chopped his wife's legs and cut her tongue (sound of chopping the axe). The husband wanted to dispose of the body the next day, but he didn't want his wife to die. The wife took advantage of the fact that her husband had gone back to his room to rest to call for help from the man who lived next door, but since she had lost her legs, arms and tongue, she could only bite the grass on the lawn and slowly crawl over to the door (sound of a cow eating grass). When she reached the door, she hit her head against the door of the man's house (the sound of banging on the door) and died of blood loss. ...... 9. The man, a news anchor at a radio station, orchestrated a murder by killing his wife. He utilized a pre-recorded tape and played it while he anchored, while at the same time, he went back and killed his wife then drove back and listened to it in his car as he had pre-recorded it. However, the radio was interfered with and paused for a few seconds, whereas his recording was not paused for that reason, thus immediately nullifying his alibi, so he jumped out of the car and killed himself. 10. He was trying to get to the top floor to turn on the searchlight to avoid responsibility. But the building had already been hit by an airplane, and it collapsed at the same time he went up to the roof BTW: 1. Why does a bat often hang upside down? Because it has a prolapsed stomach. 2.A train takes 6 hours to travel the whole distance from A to B. Now that it has traveled for 3 hours, where should the train be now? On the railroad tracks. 3. ah brother ate breakfast and went to squat toilet with a big bun, why was only half of the bun left when he came out? He forgot to bring toilet paper. 4. Why do people say that Hairy eats human flesh without spitting out bones? Because he ate a kneaded noodle man. 5. Why does Ah-Di never stop when he meets a crossroad in a military vehicle? He used to drive a train. 6. Under what circumstances does one plus one never equal two? A large cup of water added to a pound of flour will only equal one piece of dough. 7. Why do vampires never drink fruit or vegetable juice? Fear of the cross in the juice. 8. The male crab drank because he was afraid that his wife would blame him, he sprayed cologne on his body and rinsed his mouth before going home, but before he entered his house, his wife, who was waiting at the door, found that he was drunk again, why? Because he was walking straight back. 9. Abi was going to take an English test tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva at Fo Guang Shan would answer his prayers, so he rushed to the mountain to burn incense and worship the Buddha to ask the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the test tomorrow, but he still failed the test the next day. The next day, he failed his English exam! 10. A man encounters 10 lions on his way home, what does he turn into? Ten piles of lion poop. 11. What do you do when your girlfriend is always pestering you for the stars in the sky? Give her a hard punch, then ask her if she wants the moon 12.What came first, the dentist, or the toothache? Toothworms 13. Cosmetics make a woman's face beautiful, but they make which man's face ugly? The man who pays 14.Wang Jing is a polite man, but when does he not invite people in when they knock on the door? He is in the toilet 15.What is the most painful thing for birds? Not being able to ascend to heaven after death 16.Wang Jing brought 100 yuan to the store and bought 75 yuan of things, but the boss only found 5 yuan, why? He only gave the boss 80 yuan 17.Which kind of people want to have as many children as possible? A manufacturer of children's products 18.What is the last thing a person does before he dies? Take his last breath 19.How big a boat does it take to carry a 5-ton log from upstream to downstream? No boat, float 20.A full passenger plane falls from a high altitude and no one is hurt. Why? All dead 21.Wang Jing, a junior high school graduate, taught himself high school courses and college courses. Self-exaltation 22.What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog? One is a prince and the other is a dog's son 23.What is the difference between a flea and a lion? Ever seen a flea on a lion? 24. On January 1, 2000, everyone was doing a very important thing, do you remember what it was? Breathe 25.Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky? Who knows how many stars there are in the sky? God knows. Also: [Brain Teaser] What gets bigger with more air? Balloon [脑筋急转弯]What is a balloon that makes people sad when it is not broken, but happy when it is broken? World Record [脑筋急转弯]Which one can't be bought in a bookstore? Posthumous letters, secretaries [脑筋急转题]What would be the difference between how you feel after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? Different teeth marks [brain teaser] What is the absolute ****ing same thing in a couple's life? The exact same wedding date [脑筋急转曲]What is the narrowest road? The narrowest road [脑筋急转曲]离婚的主要起因是什么? Marriage [Riddle me this] What comes often, but never really comes? Tomorrow [Riddle me this] On a dark and windy night, Li meets a ghost, and the ghost runs away, why? I met a coward [脑筋急转弯]换心手术失败，病人唱了首歌给医生做为临终遗言，请猜歌名 Actually you don't understand my heart呵呵O(∩_∩)O~快采纳吧~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
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1 What in the world gets old all at once? Answer: Brides. Because a bride today is a wife tomorrow. 2 How much is a heart worth? Answer: 100 million. Because of the single-mindedness! 3 How much money do you need to bring to go out in a typhoon? Answer: 40 million dollars. Because you can't go out in a typhoon without ten million dollars. 4 What kind of books can't you read when it's time to take a test? Answer:Encyclopedia. 5 If the world is going to end tomorrow, why do people want to commit suicide today? [Answer] To take their place in heaven. 6 Q: What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: Cloth is afraid of 10,000 and paper is afraid of 1,000. Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of one thousand. 7 Q: What is the last name of the pencil? Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpening (Xiao) pencils. 8 Q: What will the unicorn become at the North Pole? Answer: Ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (ice unicorn). 9 Q: Which number from 1 to 9 is the hardest worker and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking Reason: one (1) does not do two (2) does not rest. 10 Q: How do you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it a little. Reason: The crow is silent (压雀无声). 11 Q: Which man was the fastest runner in history? Answer:Cao Cao Reason: Speak of Cao Cao 12 Q: Which number from 30-50 is more powerful than a bear's poop! Answer:40 Reason: Facts speak louder than bears. 13 Q: What if a pig in a pen runs out? Answer: Wang Lihong Reason: To coax the pig inside. 14 Q: What should we do if the pig comes out again? Answer: Han Hong Reason: still coaxing 15 September 28th is the birthday of Confucius, so what is October 28th? Answer: Confucius' full moon 16 What is the wolf? Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep escape) 17 What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek was still alive? Answer: One more person... 18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice. Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤) 19 Why can bean curd hurt people? Answer: Frozen tofu. 20 A bus had an accident and all the people were hurt, but why was Xiao Ming all right? Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus. 21 There is a place where you can go in but not out. Answer: The grave 22 Chicken and goose 100 meters race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why after the terminal? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction. 23 What happened when the bell rang but none of the students were in the classroom? Answer: The class is a physical education class. 24 Lingling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her math is one of the best, why? Answer: Counting from one to two 25 What did Columbus do when he put one foot in the New World? Answer: put the other foot
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