White: Honorable leaders, in the field of not in the field of staff friends!
Combined: Good afternoon, everyone!
White: It's very exciting to stand on the stage of the Coal Processing Company's 2013 Spring Festival Gala
Zhou: Yes
White: There may be those who know us on stage, and those who don't
Zhou: Hmmm
White: Let's start with the self-introductions
Zhou: Good
White: My name is XXX. Often in the company's large and small activities on the host program, can say comedy or the first time, good you all more tolerance!
This is my partner
Zhou: We work together
White: XXX Teacher
Zhou: I can't talk about teacher
White: Many colleagues know you, like your show
Zhou: Well, not bad
White: You're really a good friend of mankind
Zhou: Yes! ...... hey~hey! You this like words you this
White: high visibility ah
Zhou: also general
White: showbiz terminology, called the star wrist
Zhou: there is so say
White: you are wrist!
Zhou: I wouldn't dare!
White: You are a wrist! Wrist! Woof ......
Zhou: uh~ stop stop stop stop ...... are you praising me?
White: high visibility!
Zhou: general
White: our brother and sister are partners on stage, under the stage is a good friend!
Zhou: good relationship
White: good to what extent there is no way to describe it
Zhou: that's great
White: really this is my real friend, (because the two of us feelings that is ......)
Zhou: hey you wait a moment, there is such a speech! I'm not sure if you're a good person or a good person.
White: we have a good relationship
Zhou: then you say that the feelings got it
White: so each other are special understanding
Zhou: that of course
White: XXX's life is very happy,
Zhou: general
White: I'm not as good as him
Zhou: is that so?
White: he is married, married to a big fat daughter-in-law, looks like a beautiful, like people!
Week: Hey, what do you mean, like people?
White: like a god
Zhou: Oh
White: like a god is a fairy
Zhou: You have to be clear
White: very beautiful ah
Zhou: not bad
White: you said to me, it is your lifelong dream, is to marry this girl
Zhou: why is it? ?
White: you say why! He said I like this kind of melon face, big eyes girl
zhou: good-looking
white: results finally did, married a big face, melon eyes!
Zhou: Hey!
What kind of look is this
White: happy life is happy, and every day in front of us to show off, show happiness, sunshine sweet
Zhou: Hey yo
White: what is this called ah
Zhou: hmm?
White: the gold watch wearers love to pat their legs, and the gold teeth wearers love to grin!
Chou: Hey! I'm telling you, we're not showing off, we're really in love!
White: Anyway, it's very happy.
Chou: It's not bad
White: I can't compete with him, my love life has been bad, I can't get a girlfriend, my love life is like a book of tears.
Zhou: How do you explain that?
White: there is blood, there are tears ~~~~ there is history.
Chou: Hey! Well! Scared the hell out of me!
White: never could get a girlfriend.
Zhou: What's so scary about that!
White: I'm tired of it
Zhou: You don't have to be tired of it, you can fall in love.
White: fall in love, it does not work ah.
Week: no, not, you find a girlfriend, what conditions, what criteria?
White: its time I conditions are not high.
Week: you also have to say ah
White: I want to find a healthy body, a wide range of hobbies, can accompany me to chat, know the pain of people, the best long and beautiful a little, the face of the fish and geese, the appearance of the closed moon and shy flowers. Than the flower to understand the language, than the jade jade fragrance. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world,
The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world.
Zhou: It's not high? You're too picky
Bai: I'll lower it a bit, okay? I'm looking for a healthy man
Zhou: Hey, this is very important
Bai: I was introduced to a man who loves sports
Zhou: Well, good
Bai: I like sports too
Zhou: Is that so?
White: but the two of us can't play this sport together
Zhou: Yo, what's going on here?
White: I can't play sports with him
Chou: What does she like?
White: He loves to swim!
Zhou: swimming how you can not come ah?
White: I can't swim ah, since I was a child I can't swim, I'm afraid of water, I see water I shiver!
Zhou: Yo, are you a rabid dog?
White: You're the one with rabies!
Week: No, you are not afraid of water
White: I can not swim, and I do not even have swim trunks
Week: Oh, swim trunks are good, you can go to buy it!
White: buy a pair?
Zhou: Buy!
White: I'm going out on a limb! Buy a pair of swim trunks for love!
Week: spend money
White: I see that the street is sold, that poor quality big red swim trunks! They're cheap, three bucks for a truckload
Chou: I'll go
White: Have a pair! This big red swim trunks this auspicious~
Zhou: Well that's true
White: after buying the swim to go ~ but to where a look! （
Chou: What's wrong
White: Not swimming
Chou: Then why?
White: hot springs!
Zhou: Hot springs are better
White: Hot springs are good! But he's not the same as swimming!
Zhou: What's different?
White: Swimming is cool, but hot springs are hot water!
Chou: Right!
White: I this inferior big red swimming trunks! This next to go to him to lose color ah! A pool of red soup ah!
Zhou: Oh my god
White: my girlfriend is stupid!
Zhou: Eh ah
White: I said, you are hemorrhaging?
Zhou: ooh ~ (shaking hands) ouch huh
White: people think I'm unhealthy ~
Zhou: what do you call this thing ah
White: you say that this can not break up?
Chou: Hey, it's a score
White: I'll change it, I'll find a different kind!
Week: Oh, change a girlfriend
White: I look for a hobby extensive, looking for an introduction!
Zhou: You've got it?
White: I really found one!
Zhou: I found one!
White: Hobbies are wide-ranging, and you're good at all kinds of things
Week: Well, that's fine
White: And yeah, it's the biggest hobby of all! The biggest hobby! Love to drink!
Zhou: Oh~
White: the girl proposed
Zhou: proposed what?
White: said my boyfriend must be able to drink with me!
Week: Well
White: I thought, I'm not a bad drinker!
Zhou: You're okay with that?
White: but we have to ask
Zhou: ask what?
White: you ask people can drink how much ah
Zhou: Oh ~
White: back to drink but people!
Zhou: OK, understand
White: right! I said girl you, you, how much can you drink ah?
Zhou: Well
White: the girl is very shy
Zhou: Yes
White: (twisting his waist to gesture "1" gesture) with me a finger
Zhou: Oh
White: one to one ah, the most and hit and, drink it! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world,
What you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world!
Zhou: Well
White: I went to him, I said girl you can drink too much, I really can not accompany you, I want to ask you just now with me to gesture this "1" (gesture) what does it mean?
Chou: Ah?
White: you can have a drink
Zhou: this? "1" (gesture)
White: no! --You en able to drink a bottle?
Chou: uh "1" (gesture)
White: no, you can drink a case? No! Then what does the "1" mean?
Chou: Yeah!
White: drink it all the time
Chou: ooh!
White: You can say that earlier next time! What? Did you come here to kill someone?
Zhou: Heh heh
White: Then I for my life safety! I'd better separate from her!
Chou: Ho~well! You see you met this person!
White: I'll find another one!
Chou: Oh, another one!
White: I'm looking for someone who can talk to me
Zhou: Oh, talk to me
White: I can talk to you! That's my criteria
Chou: Good!
White: someone else really introduced me to another one
Zhou: hmmm
White: the girl is especially talkative
Zhou: hmmm, can talk!
White: but it's also too much trouble
Week: what's wrong?
White: too talkative! That mouth doesn't stop all day long! It's a lot of talk,
White: It's a lot of talk,
White: It's a lot of talk,
Chou: Yeah?
White: and always to the sky scratch scratch scratch scratch ......
Week: Hey ~
White: endless with here
Week: huh
White: night asleep still with this dream talk it!
Week: Yes
White: scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch annoyed me are dying
Week: Well
White: Oops! How can there be a chance for me to stop for two days!
Zhou: Oh, two days off
White: It's not easy to get a chance
Zhou: What chance?
White: this is not the organization of the unit travel, go to the beach vacation
Week: is it!
White: I said you can hurry to go ah!
Week: Well
White: a week later, back on the plane, I look, ho!
Chou: Huh?
White: this mouth is not idle at the beach!
Chou: What's going on?
White: teeth are tanned!
What's going on here is the fact that you're not going to be able to get a good deal on the way to a good deal on the way to a good deal on the way to a good deal!
White: too much to say huh? You're not even at the beach!
Zhou: It's not like that!
White: I have to be quiet!
Chou: Yes!
White: I need to find a different type of person
Zhou: Well, this is not suitable
White: Then I found someone else
Zhou: Oh, another one
White: I was introduced to a person who knows how to love people
Zhou: Hey, that's pretty good
White: It's the most important thing for the two of them to get together
White: This is the most important thing for the two of them to get together
This is the most important thing for the two of them to get together.
Zhou: Well, the most basic
Bai: Women know how to love their own men
Zhou: I like this kind of
Bai: Hey! I'm especially good to me
Zhou: Well
White: I know I'm tired from work, and I write late every day
Zhou: Well
White: I have to eat a good breakfast, so he comes to our house every morning, and cooks breakfast for me
Zhou: Hey, I'm not sure what to say!
White: make me white rice porridge
Chou: ehhh
White: make all sorts of small pickles
Chou: really detailed ah~
White: make all sorts of eggs, boil the hot white rice porridge, okay?
Week: good good good!
White: good is good, just a little temper!
Zhou: That's nothing to be afraid of!
White: call two times you do not get up!
What's more, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it!
Zhou: ooh~! (ducking)
White: I'll scald you to death! Drink it or not! (Ducking)
Chou: Ho! This is too violent this too
White: I put up with it at home, and outside too! Too much temper!
Zhou: What's wrong with the outside?
White: two words do not deal with, rounded up to hit people!
Zhou: Aigoo, this beating should not be!
White: that day in Wangfujing where is shopping
Week: ah!
White: Wangfujing ah! How many people!
Zhou: That's right!
White: because of a little thing in a hurry! Wheel round the pop on a big mouth! Beat me round three times and still ask it! You hit me?
Zhou: Aigoo this is not light! All hit silly
White: two eyes straight out of the stars ah! The business district is full of people! They're all coming over to see that! I am at least a man!
Zhou: Yeah!
White: I also have face! I have to turn my face back! I have a temper too!
Chou: That's it
White: I was in a hurry! "You're crazy, aren't you? You're sick! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Try hitting me below again?" Without saying a word, the wheel rounded up to snap another big mouth
Chou: Hey yo!
White: guess what we said?
Chou: What did you say?
White: I'll spare you since you're so obedient!
Chou: Hi!
White: we have to come back to some face!
Zhou: Okay, you've lost all your face!
White: Why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm in pretty good shape! They all praised me for my four main advantages! I'm a good person, I have a sweet mouth, I'm good-looking and I'm rich!
Zhou: Hey, you're still on a roll!
White: I have these four advantages, why do you think I can't get a girlfriend?
Zhou: (shaking his head)
White: I was in a particularly irritable mood at that moment! I felt like I was the most miserable person in the world!
Chou: Really?
White: Medicine categorizes pain into 12 levels! The most elementary pain, being bitten by a mosquito (gesturing)!
Chou: Oh
White: the 12th level of pain, the pain women suffer during childbirth!
Chou: That's how it's divided
White: I think I've reached level 13 pain in that bout!
Chou: And that was?
White: mosquito bites during labor!
Chou: Hey! That really hurts to hear!
White: How do you think I can't get a girlfriend!
Zhou: Yes, yes, yes
White: I thought about it over and over again
Zhou: Ah
White: I think it's because I'm not a very good person
Zhou: It doesn't have anything to do with destiny
White: It definitely has something to do with it! So I got a guru to give me a reading!
Zhou: Fortune-telling? That's called feudal superstition, you can't believe in it, you know?
White: If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense here! The masters of the others found the problem in one calculation!
Zhou: What problem?
White: The master said to me after the calculation, "Young man ah! You have a bad life! You belong to the five elements lack of five elements!"
Zhou: You wait a moment! What do you mean by "lack of five elements"?
Bai: The five elements are gold, wood, water, fire and earth! Everyone lacks it differently! I'm missing all five elements!
Week: ooh!
White: That's why it's called the five missing elements!
Zhou: Then how much do you need to be deficient!
White: what should I do then? You help me out! Does it mean I won't have a beloved woman by my side in this life?
Zhou: Uh-huh!
White: The master told me, "Young man, don't get excited! Young man, I see according to your face! The first half of your life is destined to be without a woman."
Zhou: Aigoo!
White: what about the second half of life!
Zhou: That's it!
White: "The rest of your life, you get used to it!"
Chou: Ah! What master ah this is!
White: I am looking for your help to come not gas me to come!
Week: heh heh
White: you have to help me out to see how I can crack it!
Chou: Yeah
White: Crack is not cracked! But I can teach you how to chase girls! There are two main points: first, boldness, and second, a careful heart! I have two words for you here!
Chou: What did it say?
White: Trees have no skin and must die, people have no face and the world is invincible!
Chou: Hey! This what unlucky master ah!
White: The other masters have a point!
Week: line line line, you do not with him a piece of crazy know! You can't be good at picking and choosing! You can't get a girlfriend for the rest of your life!
White: That's what you think! You think I can't get a girlfriend! I'll find one later and I'll have a girlfriend!
Zhou: That's what you look like!
White: didn't like me much at first, people thought I was ugly!
Zhou: Right!
White: But I can explain! I'm ugly, but I'm not pretty!
Chou: Hey! Doesn't that mean the same thing!
White: No, I'm ugly, but I'm gentle and funny! In addition, there is an old saying that "men are not bad, women do not love" right! You do not like this kind of long bad bad man!
Week: Oh~~
White: Yes, I do like this kind of long bad bad man, but I do not like long bad man!
Chou: hahaha, spot on
White: It's okay if you don't like me! I can launch a fierce offensive ah! Tell jokes, go shopping, eat, watch movies!
Chou: Well, launch an offensive!
White: I'll tell her jokes!
Chou: What jokes?
White: Just one I heard the other day!
Weekly: Tell us about it
White: Let's say you have a second master
Weekly: Well
White: Older people have back-ears
Weekly: Older people are always like that
White: He also has a fourth master, who has a back-ear
Weekly: How come I don't know about it all
White: That day, the second master carried a small bucket with a fish, and he had to go to the hospital for the first time.
What's more, I'm not sure if you're going to be the one to do it, but I'm not sure if you're going to be the one to do it, and I'm not sure if I'm going to be the one to do it.
Chou: Well, what did my second master say?
White: "No! I'm going fishing!"
Chou: Huh? That's more than just memorizing!
White: the most interesting guess what your fourth master said?
Zhou: What did it say?
White: "Ah, I thought you were going fishing."
Week: Hey! Good one!
White: nothing to take her out to dinner! What's good to eat!
Week: Well what do you guys eat?
White: You haven't even eaten! Western food! Rare food ah! Nothing dry at all!
Chou: Yo! Here goes the porridge!
White: Western food, ah, serious Western food, what burger fries, that is not called Western food!
Chou: Oh! That doesn't even count!
White: It's called German-French! We eat steak everywhere we go! Steak have you ever eaten a steak? Have you ever seen a steak ah? Steak we have cows crawling on the ground here!
Week: Hey hey hey cattle did not stand up!
White: you do not know how to order! Take the menu, it's all in English! Take the menu and order! "Waiter come here!"
Chou: Hmmm
White: runners come over, nodding their heads! "What would you like, sir?" - "Black pepper steak~ Covered rice!"
Chou: Ah? Covered rice?
White: Italian Bridge Rice Noodles! 12 Village's Sesame Cake!
Chou: Aigoo! How are you going to serve it up!
White: after coming up green spoon red spoon sculls eat!
Week: or fast food!
White: Well, I invited him to dinner! Have some drinks! "Sir, what would you like to drink?" - "Red wine!
White: Well, I'll buy him a drink! MUST BE OHYE!"
Chou: What a mess this is!
White: "What brand do you drink?" - "Lafite! - "Lafite! It has to be Lafite!"
White: "What brand do you drink?" - "Lafite! - "Give me a bottle of this year's!"
Chou: Huh? You don't know anything about this!
White: I was fooled by an expired bottle! Under my fierce offense!
White: the two of us are ready to enter into marriage
White: I believe in love again
White: we're ready to get married
White: I'm so happy for you!
White: I'm worried about getting married!
Zhou: What's there to worry about?
White: this marriage is popular to go abroad for honeymoon
Zhou: Yes, that's good
White: I'm a person living fine ah! I don't want to spend a lot of money," he said!
Zhou: Yes
White: What can we do? Hey I came up with an idea!
Chou: What idea?
White: I see the TV station have that marriage program, as long as the male and female guests hand in hand successfully will be able to receive the travel prize!
Week: Yes, yes, yes
White: I discussed with my girlfriend! Decided to break up and sign up separately! The result is something happened
Zhou: What happened?
White: she was one period ahead of me and traveled with someone else!
Week: this time to see you still stingy!
(Bowed off the stage)