The two big ones asked the little ones to get some vegetables to eat
The little ones said, "I'm not going, if I go, you'll eat my mushroom."
The two big ones said, "No, don't worry, don't worry, go." And so the little rabbits went off.
The other big one said, "Let's wait a little longer."
A year went by and the white rabbit hadn't come back, and the two big ones said, "No, we don't have to wait, let's eat it."
At that moment, the little rabbit jumped out of the jungle next to him and got angry and said, "Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms
2. A lot of things have all sorts of flavors when you cook them... That's why cooking is so important.
But... On the contrary... There's one thing; it's more flavorful when it's iced. What is it?
Electricity.
Because... Refrigerator -> Electricity-ice-(fragrance).........
3. Cars can fly . Guess a drink .... Coffee...
Because... (Car)-(fly)
4. We say a bear without a tail is called a tailless bear, what kind of bear do we call a bear without a penis?
The answer is a female bear, because female bears don't have dicks
5. Once upon a time, there was a bun that ate a meatball and turned into a bun
6. Once upon a time, there was a steak that was cooked medium rare and a steak that was cooked medium rare that met on the street, so why didn't they say hello?
Because they didn't know each other well...
7.Q: One day, a bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei in one hour. But it took 2 hours to come back!
Because it was raining! So it had to fly with one hand to cover the rain.
8. Q: What chicken in the world runs fast? What chicken is slow?
A: Kentucky Chicken Nuggets (fast)
Nicole Kidman (slow)
9. On an airplane, an air hostess asked a little girl, "Why don't airplanes hit the stars when they fly so high?"
The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars 'flash' ah!"
10.May I ask: Who gave the water of forgetfulness?
Answer: aha~~~
Reason: "aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ~~~~"
11.Q:What animal is most likely to be posted on the wall?
A:Seal(newspaper)
12.Q:Who will help you add food when you are full?
A:Flying dragons, because they are in the sky
13.Stars. Moon. Which one is dumb?
The stars, because there is a line in the song "The stars in the sky don't speak"
14. What is the last name of the pencil?
Shaw, because: Sharpen (Shaw) pencil
15. Which cartoon character is always in the dark?
Tinker Bell (Robot Cat) because it can't reach out
16. 4 people were playing mahjong in the house, why did the police come and take away 5 people?
Why did the police come and take 5 people away when 4 people were playing mahjong in the house?
Because the person they were playing was called "mahjong"
17. Xiaoming: "Do you know what the name of Ali's father was?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiaoming: "Idiot! Of course it is called Ali Baba la."
18. Ming: "Do you know what mosquitoes do not bite?" Ruobing: "I do not know ah." Xiaoming: "Of course it is jelly, jelly pudding! Haha!"
19.4. (Raw)'s mother is called peanut rice! （I'll tell you a touching story
Get outta here! (The story of driving people away
21. There was a family... The whole family was very lazy...
Dad asked mom to do the housework, mom didn't want to do it so she asked her sister to do it, she didn't want to do it so she asked her sister to do it...
But the little sister didn't want to do it either, so she asked the little dog to do it...
One day we had a guest in the house... He found the puppy doing the housework...
Surprised... He asked the puppy, "Puppy... You know how to do housework...?!"
The puppy said, "I can't help it... They don't do it, they ask me to do it..."
The guests were even more surprised... : "You can talk...!!!!"
Puppy: "Shh! Keep your voice down... Or they'll know I can talk... And they'll tell me to answer the phone again...!!!"
22. Why do foxes fall down so often!
Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet)
23. A professor of psychology said to the host of a conference, "If you want to get the women at the conference to be quiet all at once, just ask them one question: 'Ladies, which one of you is the oldest? The meeting room will immediately become silent."
24. Woman: "I'd rather marry the devil than you."
Man: "It is impossible, because marriage is forbidden to close relatives."
25. Lele went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys...and threw peanuts to the monkeys to eat...but one of the monkeys would shove the peanuts into his buttocks every time...and then take them out and eat them again...Lele found it very disgusting and went to ask the head of the garden. ...why that monkey acted so strangely... The headmaster explained: because last year, a man threw a big peach to him... and he ate it. As a result, the seeds of the peach could not be discharged smoothly from his buttocks...He was badly hurt...So now he must shove the food into his buttocks to make sure that it can be discharged before he dares to eat it...
26. The Devil King: "No one will come to save you, Princess, if you scream through your throat! No one will come to save you!"
Princess: "Break your throat!"
No one: "Princess! I'm coming to save you!"
Demon King: "Hell no..."
Ghost: "Who found me?"
Who: "What's it to me?"
The Demon King is dead!
27.Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat
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One day
the white cat fell into the water
the black cat saved it
the white cat said something to the black cat
``Q: What was the sentence
...................." Meow"
28. It was said that on a dark and windy night, just down the longest ...... and scariest road ......
the cab driver drove by there... ...
A woman waved to get in by the side of the road ...... Well ...... it was pretty quiet on the way ...... ......
Until the woman spoke ......
She said, "Here's an apple for you to eat ...... It's very tasty! ......" The driver thought it was great ...... so he took it ......
and proceeded to take a bite... ... the woman asked, "Is it good?"
The driver said, "It's delicious!" The woman came back with, "I loved apples when I was alive too ......"
Wow ......&*$#@... ...As soon as the driver heard it, he was so scared that he put on the emergency brake and turned white ......
Only to see the woman slowly tilt her head to the front, ......said to the driver... ...............
Wanna know what she said? .............................. ..............................
"But I didn't like it after I had a baby
29. book11 Unbelievable (book11)
30. a man painted gold with a bang (a golden man)
31. Jade told Ming that her father was sexually impotent and that she couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't)
32. Eat with chopsticks (拿筷子吃)
33. Which song has "Coco Lee" in the lyrics? The moon represents my heart (
How deep do I love you, Coco Lee ....)
34. What color is the best parody? -- Red (Mill) parody
35. jasmine . Sunflower . Which flower is the weakest? Jasmine, because: what a beautiful jasmine flower
36. Moon. Which one is dumb? The stars, because "the stars in the sky don't talk"
37. What will the unicorn become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn)
38. Which flower has no children? Mayflower, because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn child)
39.A mom had Siamese twins, and the sister was named Mary, so what was the sister called?
A: Monroe Because: Marilyn (Siamese) Monroe
40.
Small Ming:Have you ever seen a turtle shake its head?
Kang shook his head)No
Smaller Ming:Then have you ever heard the story of the idiot who said yes
,the idiot who said no,and the retard who didn't say
words
Kang:.............
41. Piglet: "Chick, why don't you even take a bath? It stinks worse than me."
Chick: "Mommy won't let me wash."
Piggy: "Why?"
Chick: "Mommy says it's nasty when I rub myself back and forth in the shower."
42.One day, the three little pigs built three huts to hide from the big bad wolf.
The Big Bad Wolf had no trouble blowing up the straw hut, the wooden hut, and the brick hut, and the three little pigs ran as hard as they could, but the Big Bad Wolf caught up with them.
The three little pigs said in despair, "You're on your own. We give up, do what you want.
At this point, the Big Bad Wolf smiled wickedly and said with a mouthful of saliva:
Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is
43.
Q: What does the chief of the African cannibals eat?
A: People!
Q: So what does the chief eat when he gets sick one day and the doctor tells him he needs to be a vegetarian?
A: Eat vegetarians! ~~
44. Black, White, Yellow, and Red are on an airplane.
The answer is: white
Because: white rabbit (vomit)
45. What letter of the alphabet is the saddest ~!
Answer; F Because FB (sad) I (ai)
46.Wolf, tiger and lion who play the game will definitely be eliminated ------ wolf, Momotaro (eliminated wolf)
47.Why are silkworms rich? Because ..... Silkworms will make cocoons (thrifty)
48.4. (Female guest finished dancing)
Xian: Your dance is really a bare-assed bench with a board ......
49.13. Xian: Don't look at Kang Kang looks like this, Kang Kang is actually a mixed-race child.
He's mixed with an alien planet ......
50.2 China,Japan,USA,which country's soldiers stand the most aligned?
Answer:Japan ...... Japan has a singer called Hamasaki Ayumu (Bing Qi Bu)~~~
51. Sheep call the eagle, the eagle picks up the phone and says Hey 阳奉阴违(羊phone eagle 喂
52. There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen, one squatting in the pigsty Iambic pentameter (a sheep squatting wrong
53... Celery walking, suddenly felt a pain in the stomach, then he "blah" sound, you say he pulled out what ~~? That is the celery dung (diligence)! What color is celery dung?
Answer:Yellow
Because : Qin Shi Huang (celery shit yellow)
54.(2) Which Chinese character is the coolest?
Answer:Thong (cool).
55.Once upon a time there was a eunuch ............................
.........
........ There is no more below
56.Four fingers outstretched in English read: Four...... four fingers outstretched is curved read what Wonderful (curved Four)
57.Two fingers swing a V, what is it? What is it? It's a yippee... What is it? It's a falling leaf! hahaha, laugh me to death
58. Coffee cups and cups of water together across the street, this time it, a grandfather shouted "careful oh, now is a red light". But after a while, the coffee cup crossed the road smoothly, but the water cup was hit by a truck and the water flowed into the water, may I ask why
key: because the coffee cup has "ears", the water cup does not have 5555555555555555555555 ^^
59. Why do most of the Buddhist live in the northern hemisphere? Namo Amitabha Buddha
60.Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming race? The frog fouls with breaststroke
61.Xiao Ming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. The teeth he brushes are false teeth
62.A mother mouse suspects that her husband is having an affair and she follows him to the grass. A moment later a hedgehog came out. The mother mouse dragged the hedgehog: dead ghost, still say there is no affair, rubbing so much mousse to seduce who ah?
63. I wanted to ask my sister on MSN if she had a CD, but I only typed "I have a C" and accidentally pressed Enter to send it out.
Schoolmates: "You hate it, but I don't think I have just one, right?"
I sweated profusely and hurriedly added the second half of the sentence, "......D?"
Schoolgirl: "Well, almost, Crooked Hi Hi! :p"
I swoon!!!!
64. young girl prostitution - playing the name of a university Tongji!
65. My younger brother disliked the food cooked by my mom and preferred instant noodles. Mom then scolded him: "You will not go out to buy bento ah? Eating instant noodles is not nutritious!!!"
Brother talked back and said, "I just like it, so what!"
"Alas~ Mom told you, instant noodles are really not a good thing, there is a young lady in your father's company, in order to all save the money and send it home, so she eats instant noodles in the morning, instant noodles at noon, and instant noodles at night. Eating instant noodles every day, and as a result she died three months later!"
- Brother (alarmed): "Really?"
- How could mom lie to you?"
- Really oh, then how did she die?"
-This ah ...... car accident while buying instant noodles ......"
66. A man went to take his friend to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating the peanuts that were sitting on the coffee table and finished them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts," and she responded, "Wow! Uh-huh! LOL! Ever since I lost all my teeth, all I can do is suck off their outer layer of chocolate. Getting old, ahem.
67. The oldest and the youngest were on an airplane, and the youngest got airsick and kept vomiting. A bag full of vomit, the boss had to go to get the bag, and when he came back, he found that the whole plane people are constantly vomiting. The oldest asked why, and the second said, "I saw that this bag was also full of vomit, so I had to drink in half a bag, and then they all vomited."
68. 7-year-old niece had to take a bath with me, while washing also said: "Auntie, why are your breasts so small?" I sweat wildly: "Which small, how small!" Little niece pitifully looked at me to comfort: "Nothing, mine is also very small ~
69.I: I ask you are the legendary Iron Fan Princess?
Female: What makes you say that?
I: Because...because...because I think your looks are matched only by the Bull Demon King!
Female: -_-!!!!
70. Blind date, GG: "The last question I want to ask - are you a virgin?"
mm heard on fire: "I am not a virgin is very critical? Why are all men like this nowadays!!!"
After a burst of bombardment, GG was aggrieved: "Actually, I mean if you are a virgin and I am a scorpion, then it would be a good match~"
71.A Japanese man had worked hard for most of the month, and finally paddled from the Japanese island to the Diaoyu Islands. When he shed tears, with trembling hands pulled out his cell phone ready to declare the Guinness Book of World Records, the results of an open cell phone above the display: China Mobile does not welcome you
72. accompanied his friend to play to see a netizen, almost to the time, my friend pointed not far away from a strangely ugly girl to the driver, said: "See that woman? "
"See, stop there?"
"No, run her over!!!"
73. texted a boy: there is something I have been trying to find an opportunity to ask you solemnly, can you promise to tell me the truth?
He (very serious): Say, what is it?
I: Do you regret molesting Chang'e in Heaven?
He: ￥#%-......%#￥%￥#!
74. Why are modern people becoming more and more faithless?
The telephone is more convenient, so write less letters
75. How much do the stars in the sky weigh
Eight grams (starbucks Starbucks)
76. I have asked the trouble, it doesn't love you at all, and it says that it will never care about you, and asks me to pass on the message that you should not make a fool of yourself! Also, Health asked me to bring you a love letter: it's had a crush on you for a long time and will never change! Happy New Year!
As the New Year approaches, I hope you're always as happy as a kettle on the stove, and that you're still whistling with joy and bubbling with snotty happiness even when your asses are burning red!
Wish all of you here popularity beyond the Virgin Mary, wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, British than Saddam, handsome catch up with Beckham, Happy New Year
77.I went to a friend's house to play, but because he had just moved home there is no TV, we were very bored, so we pretended that there was a TV on top of the cabinet, and there was a remote control in our hands, and then we used the remote control to constantly We changed the channel.
Then he just kept changing it, and he wouldn't listen when I told him, so we fought.
78. A girl's name was Phoenix Seven, and when the teacher asked her why, she said, "My mom said the phoenix screamed seven times when she gave birth to me.
The teacher asked her: What if the chicken crowed eight times when she gave birth to you?
79. Once in the cafeteria to eat while eating and chatting, suddenly found himself a piece of rice dropped outside, secretly feel sorry for the waste of food farmers uncle, picked up and ate. But then realized that rice, as if it is not my ...