All-purpose phrases for responding to annoying relatives on New Year's Day
The first move:See the move, pre-emptive
1, have an object?
Reply 1:Poor ah, can not afford to talk about, or you send a red envelope to me to talk about an object.
Response 2. No such plan for the time being, now the cause is important.
Reply 3:There are too many suitors, haven't picked one yet!
Reply 4: "It's too hard to find one as good as dad (mom)!"
Reply 5:The book is in the book.
2.When are you getting married?
Reply 1:When I have good news naturally I will tell everyone.
Reply 2:Let me think about it for a few more years and then answer you.
Reply 3:Soon, when I find someone.
Reply 4.You've been married for so many years, when are you getting divorced!
Reply 5:When I have long hair and waist, how about talking about marriage?
3. How's work? How much money do you make?
Reply 1:This is a trade secret, you won't understand if I tell you.
Reply 2:I've been adopted by a rich man!
Reply 3:That is the average level, no problem to support themselves, recently heard that the pension has increased again, how much can you get now?
4. Are you planning to buy a house?
Response 1:I've been looking at several, the location is particularly good, the transportation is particularly convenient
Response 2:I'm not at home for a long time, I still want to live with my parents.
Reply 3:The book has a golden house!
Reply 4:Finances don't allow it, you buy it for me!!!?
Reply 5:That goes without saying, buy it when the price drops!
5. When do you want to have a child (second child)?
Response 1:When I save up enough money for milk powder.
Response 2:No hurry, the crystallization of love needs to be managed slowly.
Reply 3:I'm still a kid~~Reply 4:Still learning how to give birth.
Reply 5:Tonight!
6:Why have you gained weight lately?
Reply 1:Spiritual abundance leads to physical grace.
Reply 2:Because I've been so happy lately!
Reply 3:It's simple! I want to lift barbells now
Reply 4:It means I'm not eating lean protein!
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Response, just do something, you do not dance all day? Why didn't you lose weight, instead of getting fat again?
8, how is the child's performance? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it.
Response:Don't mention it, so that you don't have to beat your little one.
The second move:Counter-defense, pull down the children of relatives
Offense is the best defense, with the same questions back to the other side!
1, ask each other's children talk about the object? Married?
2, ask each other where their children repeat?
3, to the children to prepare the wedding room?
4, blood pressure blood sugar normal?
5, this year's stock situation, how to earn money?
6, when to change the new car?
7, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship is okay?
8, husband and wife relationship harmony?
9, menopause transition smoothly?
10, how much pension, enough?
11, how is the child's academic performance, how many exams?
The third trick: the ultimate secret, go for the best
All the questions you don't want to answer can be answered with "I'm going to get a phone call", "I'm going to go to the bathroom", "I have other important things to do first," as an excuse. I'm going to go to the bathroom," "I have other important things to do first," and "I'm going to go" as an excuse to leave.