How to answer humorously after people say you are fat

1. I am sure in the Tang Dynasty is a popular beauty;

2. Anyway, in a few decades or square dancing together;

3. This is because the skinny body can not accommodate the great soul;

4. According to the principle of thermal expansion and contraction, I am called the hot;

5. Women like me, there is not a little bit of weight can be pressed to hold the beauty;

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6. I am just fat for fun, afraid of losing weight and attracting attention.

7. Life in the world, the eat the drink, no matter how fat you are more thin, a hundred years after the ashes are the same weight, there is a need to compare?

8. Hey, there is no way ah, fat on fat, I also want to be as thin as a monkey, but the economic strength it does not allow ah.

9. This is called the heart wide body fat, no heart, only so, which like you, every day counting this counting that, which have time to grow meat?

10. My heart is in the world, ten thousand people in the mouth of the heart, eat so much, not fat is also difficult.

11. The good-looking skin is the same, the interesting soul is one in a million, I'm trying to make a difference with others.

Male: Haha, so I have more weight in your heart ah.

Women: I want to praise my fullness to say straight, why so euphemistic?