2. When you want to eat fried chicken wings while dieting . You must be patient, only patience, wait until you eat up more fragrant
3. People wear a Rolex green water ghost. You say that people have money, I wear a small genius phone watch, you say I have a disease, you know how convenient for my mom to find me
4. Every day after being woken up by the alarm clock. My brain will appear two little people fight, one of them said: still early, sleep a little longer! The other rushes up and punches him: what you say is not nonsense!
5. There are some circles you don't need to deliberately blend in. Just wait, you will be accepted naturally. Square dancing, for example.
6. When I was a kid, my mom taught me how to use chopsticks, and she beat me when I couldn't learn, and now that I'm older, I'm teaching my mom how to use a cell phone, and she still beats me when she can't learn.
7. Thick hair: the thicker the fat accumulates, the thinner the hair.
8. Even if you fail
nine
nineteen times, you have to try one more time to make a whole number.
9. If you are not happy then go to work at a gas station, there will be a lot of people to say gas to you, will also give you money.10. There are two kinds of people, a kind of beautiful, a kind of ugly, you are sandwiched in the middle, belong to the ugly.11. Straight to the point, do not ask me if I'm in the, unsurprisingly words in recent decades
decade has been in.
12. It was very windy today, and I was going to go home, but the wind blew me to the milk tea store.
13. I wanted to read some good books. Who knows that the belly is big, sorry child, I do not know your father is hot pot or milk tea
14. Just ordered takeout. Suddenly remembered that I was 100 pounds, I slapped myself hard, how can I be distracted when ordering food!
15. Yesterday I spent a million dollars to buy myself a Mercedes. Signing the contract and swiping the card went smoothly, it was during the time of the license plate that I woke up from urine