A: I love to catch a cold when it's cold or hot, and I don't know how to know when it's raining or cloudy, so I'm going to tell you a story about a good man from Liangshan Mountain who came to do a good deed for the sky. Words .....
B: Stop. What are you doing here in the ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba?
A: Speaking commentary
B: According to you this way to say ah! I'm not going to be able to make it in my life!
A: I do not want to fire
B: Do not want to fire you learn Shan Tianfang, the voice turtle than the waist are thick! If you want to fire you look for me, I'll package it for you for free.
A: Hey, I'm just drooling, and here comes a piece of fried chicken leg - I don't even dare to think about the beautiful thing.
B: I have a new idea, insert some advertisements in your commentary.
A: Stop it. Do you know that there are four main things that audiences hate?
B: What are they?
A: The sidewalk stalls, the nightclubs, the comedians, the TV dramas, and the advertisements!
B: At that time, they were not cleverly inserted, if I inserted an advertisement in your commentary, you will be famous overnight. Tomorrow morning, you'll be on a par with the stars.
A: Synchronize with Dawan.
B: The stars shine brightly. Capture people's ears.
A: Dramatically off-kilter, other-worldly.
B: I dare not say you are the idol of the wonderful girls.
A: I will also become the vomit of middle-aged and old people.
B: What ah! You also said your Wu Sung fights the tiger, I stand behind you, I have shot you you are fixed. In a shot you go on.
A: Good we come back!
A: words.
B: (shoot A)
A: I have not opened the book it you insert ads!
B: Can you be hot without commercials? --Don't go away after the advertisement, who's the most wonderful in the commentary, please see the super marshal! (Beat A)
A: said Wu Sung Wu Er Lang, this day came to Yanggu County, see a small tavern, elevated elevated elevated wine gas floating white, written on the five big words.
B: (beat A) North Country Nightclub, North Country Nightclub superb facilities, first-class service, you enjoy in the red wine and green, you are intoxicated in the light song and dance, welcome to the North Country Nightclub! （
A: I said where to pull
B: five big words
A: Yes, the flag written five big words - North Country Nightclub.
B: Ah! This Wusong also go anywhere!
A: It's three bowls but no post!
B: Yes
A: Wu Song came to the store shouting. Shopkeeper can have any good food to fill my belly. Master guest this is the best beef in the store. Please taste it.
B: (beat A) selected beef, selected chili, selected ingredients. (Beat A)
A: This Wu Sung is joking with Ah Heung Po.
A! This Wu Song also knows Ah Heung Po!
A: Wu Song was eating beef and said, "The shopkeeper brought wine! The shopkeeper quickly brought the wine, and the house was filled with the aroma of wine, and Wu Song picked up the bowl of wine and said, "Dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang.
B: (pat A) Chinese people drink Chinese XO (pat A)
A: This Wusong drank a bowl and to bowl.
B: (shoot A) drink Guiyuan Kidney Bao, he is good and I am also good. （
A: He drank eighteen bowls in a row. Wu Song's face is slightly red.
B: (shoot A) What is wrong buddy called people to cook.
A: Nothing cold fever.
B: cold and fever I have a trick, the whole point is also serving Fen it. （
A: This Wusong!
B: hey! How can I package you without inserting advertisements?
A: I understand your reasoning, but this is art. I beg you on behalf of our whole family, just ask Wu Song to kill the tiger first!
B: No more ads before the tiger!
A: Well, Wu Sung lifted the whistle stick, straight to Jing Yang Gang, about four or five miles, Wu Sung felt the wine on the strong, all the body discomfort.
B: (shoot A) always a few days a month discomfort.
A: What a mess you are. Didn't we run out of ads before we hit the tiger?
B: Oops! Forgot!
A: not far in front of a large green stone, Wu Sung walked past is to fall asleep, suddenly the ears of the evil wind attack. In the woods sprang out a colorful tiger. This tiger, head like white copper eye race copper bell. Open the bloody mouth, revealing sharp teeth.
A: Wu Sung grabbed the tiger's top melon skin is to raise his fist to hit. The tiger! I'm not sure if you want to live or die, but I'll tell you.
B: (shoot a) I let you say it, let you say it. Difficult to say a sticker to know, Rongchang Hyper-Tai, stick navel hemorrhoids, special treatment of hemorrhoids and hemorrhoids mixed hemorrhoids, have a really good fortune, yeah!
A: go to ......