Write about Su Dongpo's clever remarks

1. In the first year of the reign of Zhezong (1086), Su Dongpo finally abolished the law of green loans altogether.

In Su Dongpo's opinion, this incomplete measure was hardly satisfactory, and its evils were no less than in the past. In the fourth of August, he again to the emperor, the first request will be the complete abolition of the green seedling law, and the second request will be the destitute people's debt, including the principal interest, all forgiveness. "I ambushed to see since Xining, the line of green seedling exemption from the two laws, so far more than twenty years. The law is increasingly bad, the people are increasingly poor, the penalty is increasingly annoying, theft is increasingly blazing ...... and the officials have no symptoms, at the time of giving dispersal, must make the wine business set up drums and music prostitutes and excellent, or shut down the pouncing wine selling license plate. Peasants to have returned unarmed. But every dispersal of green seedlings, that is, the wine class surge, this minister personally saw and for the sniveling."

2. When Su Dongpo was an official, he did something strange:

A merchant was tried for debt. The defendant was a young man, and Su Dongpo asked him to explain his plight.

The defendant said, "My family owns a fan store. Last year my father died, leaving some debts. This spring it was cloudy and rainy and people did not buy fans, not that I am reneging on my debts."

Su Dongpo paused for a moment, his eyes lit up with a plan. He took a look at the pen and inkstone on the table, suddenly felt an itch for skill.

He said to the young man, "Bring me a bundle of your fans, and I will sell them for you."

The man went back and brought twenty fans of plain silk in the twinkling of an eye. Su Dongpo picked up the pen on the table, began to write cursive on the fan, drawing a few winter dead trees, thin bamboo rocks. About an hour's work, the ten fans finished painting, handed the fan to the young man, said: "Take it to pay off the bill."

The young man was overjoyed, could not think of such good luck, to the governor of the old man thanked him a thousand times, and then ran out of the official hall holding the fan, the outside has long been rumored to be the governor of the Lord painted fans for sale. He just walked out of the government office, a lot of people surrounded him, scrambling to take a thousand money to buy him a fan, not a few minutes, the fan sold out, come a step late, only sigh in vain.

3. Once, a scholar from the countryside to the capital to catch the examination, because there is a suspicion of fraud and arrested. The scholar was carrying two large pieces of luggage, written on the top of the handover of Kyoto Jukan Lane Su Squire Ziyu, the bottom of the name Su Dongpo. It was clearly fraud.

Su Dongpo asked him, "What is in the luggage?"

The scholar replied: "I really feel sorry for your honor, I despise the hometown of the people sent students two hundred pi silk, considered to help the student's tray fee. The student knows that these silks will be taxed by the tax collectors along the way, and I am afraid that only half of them will be left by the time I get to Kyoto. The student thought that the most famous and generous literati than you Su two Kunzhong, so I dare to use your two adults name. In case I am arrested, you will be sympathetic and release me. I will not dare to do it again."

Su Dongpo smiled faintly and instructed the clerk to tear off the old note on the luggage and personally write the name and address of the recipient and sender. And he wrote a short letter to Ziyu and gave it to the scholar with trembling hands to take with him. Said to that scholar: "Old senior, this time, you can rest assured, even if the sentry caught you to the emperor, guarantee you safe and sound. Next year in the examination, don't forget me."

The poor old scholar was amazed and grateful. He was indeed successful in the examination. When he returned home, he wrote a letter to Dong Po, the poet, thanking him for his kindness. Su Dongpo was very happy about this strange encounter. He invited him to stay at home for a few days.

4. Hangzhou city has half a million people, but there is no public hospital, Hangzhou is located at the mouth of the Qiantang River, the land and sea travelers spoke Zhen clouds, often have disease epidemic. Some of the prescriptions have been proven to be effective, and he has publicized them. Su Dongpo in Mizhou as an official, once useful prescriptions in large letters copied and pasted in the town square, as the official, so that the general public know.

5. Su Dongpo was most concerned about the water problem of Hangzhou residents, Su Dongpo asked experts for advice, measured the height of the canal, and drew up a plan to prevent silt precipitation in order to keep the canal area clean. This is his first project in Hangzhou, began in October, that is three months after his arrival, completed in April of the following year.