Liaozhai series: "Liaozhai's Ma Jiefu" "Liaozhai's Guo Xiucai", "Liaozhai's Gong Mengpi", "Liaozhai's Huang Ying", "Liaozhai's Suqiu", "Liaozhai's Xiangqi", "Liaozhai's Princess Yunluo", "Liaozhai's Ruiyun", "Liaozhai's Crow's Head", "Liaozhai's Red Jade", "Liaozhai's Rakshasa Hai Shi", "Liaozhai's Zhang Hongjian", "Liaozhai's Night Fork Country", "Liaozhai's Tian Qi Lang ", "Liaozhai's Shao Maiden", "Liaozhai's Xin XIV Niang", "Liaozhai's Frog God", "Liaozhai's Geng Niang", "Liaozhai's Evening Shade", etc.
The Great Sui and Tang Dynasty, The Three Thieves of the Nine Dragons' Cups, Zhang Guangtai's Return Home, Ma Shou's Appearance, Kangxi's Private Visit to the Moonlight House, and Song Jin Kong's Betting on the Treasure
Yongzheng Swordsmanship, The Legend of the Chivalrous Heroes, The Fighting of the Gentlemen and the Ministers, Red Mansions Riddles", "The Great Story of Three Kingdoms" 1. Yuwen Chengdu looked at the seven vats in the bamboo forest and said:seven......
2. The main villager's surname is blindly called blind nonsense, and the second villager's surname is followed by coaxing ...
3. good guy, in the water area a dunking, this pass said people ....
4. The top of the golden list is the Guo Zhuge Liang from Tianjin ...
5. Shan Xiongxin said to Xiong Guohai: "You're an amateur, but we're a family of amateurs..."
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6. You don't have to worry about me when I die, don't you know how to say <Kang Xi's private visit>
7. Gao Kui's bad reputation in the city of Dengzhou..... However, the twelve godchildren under the king of the mountain Yang Lin, all have to compete for favor, all have to report something with the old king in front of: godfather, I tell you, he can shoot again cut .... This old man said we have to do something about it, or else we have to stop his show....... ----- You can't stop all four of your disciples from talking... The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it.
8. The reason why Li Jing did not come: at noon, a temporary phone call said he could not come ... I am very sympathetic to him really can not come in the afternoon. I am very sympathetic to his afternoon really can not come ... He said to me: Yueh-Po, the director notified me at noon that there were two bed scenes for me in the afternoon, do you think I am talking about books or...? I said, "Go shoot the movie... I told him on the phone: I on behalf of all the Xuannan Bookstore audience to tell you a brother: the day is hot, don't get a prickly heat ....
9. The famous <Kiln theory>Smash Shao Gang: take down the lute, take off the guzheng, then I will play for you: Canghai a laugh, the tide on both sides of the river ...... If you don't like to listen to this, put it away, I'll give you a section of <Xue Dingshan conquer the West>.......
10. also <Kiln theory>: flowery to stand there, sign up for their own: yunshang, yunman, yunwei, yunjin ........ moncler outlet store online: this is all what ah, are cloud character, change the German character generation of the ......
11. The more upscale the brothel opens the later, if you're a general, like Tianqiao that place, 7:15 pm quasi-open ...... They don't go up all at once, they go up two by two. ..... Lastly, their corner, the head of the small class, not tall, up .......
12. The milk powder incident: the medicine to the disease .... The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. These days the people who come here are holding the child to come, the child is not good, when the parents scolded the street ah ...... I don't know how to curse... All the parents of the Ming Dynasty scolded ...
13. The reason for the opening: why I opened the opening today....... I have to catch a show later on... The Dewan Society is short of people these two days, short of two, I'll go to the top of a .... I'm going to have to go for whatever I can get, and I can't mention money anymore. .....
14. On the Wu Yunzhao rebellion: rebellion need not be so troublesome, on the Internet to say on the end... Den a message: I leave XX!
15. Han Touhu and Wu Yunzhao Nanyang Pass dialog: Yunzhao, you should not ah .... Why do you need to vomit this gas...? This is not all can talk about it, less money is it .... You against, but also pull me down ----- against a small, but also with an old .....
16. "Liaozhai Crow's Head" Nizi and crow's head of the conversation: Crow's head, not to mention you ah, change sister me, also have to elope with him. You see Wang Wen this look, this look, very white, but also chubby, small eyes, hair is not long, quite good 。。。。。
17. Liu Bei heard, why, take words to test me? I said: the national situation is such a drop 。。。。。 Cao Cao must be thinking: how, this is holding back to rebel ah, to insert the pheasant plume ah --- do not intend to do with me here, to be posted on the Internet message?
18. Cao Cao: the world's heroes, just a few in front of me, just a little bit of land ------Tianqiao a copy of the Dongcheng a copy of the ... Chongwen has a .....
19. Cao Cao heard: Little King - the joy of it! He is the name of his father, not a hero ......
20. Liu Bei: Zhang Xiu, Zhang Lu, Han Sui and other generations can be called heroes? ------ Cao Cao: Xuan De brother, you are confused, the three together with a piece of out, even a single mouth can not make, this is still hero ah .........
21. Zhuge Liang's "Longzhong Pairing" said: "Three parts of the world --- sooner or later you get Liu Zhang this piece of land, you occupy this south 。。。。 East, east city, you do not need to care 。。。。
22. keep home to stay in the ground have father and mother, I do not say the book is also okay, outsiders can not ---- Tianjin to Beijing, he does not sell the effort to say the comedy well line. Not only do they have enough to eat, the bottom of this more than a hundred people still have to feed, so the comedy is not enough to eat, but also have to sell some fake drugs 。。。。。。。 The recording of all the deleted this ah, our brother and sister good, we do not say behind the back of people 。。。。。。
23. all poor in a piece of comedy, all good it ----- how, this does not have online resignation class?
24. 。。。。 "Li Tianshi tube we asked for 200 taels of silver, we all give you got." ---- "I don't like this, he is also weirdly not easy, usually singing fast and not much to do 。。。。 Or give it to Li Tianshi 。。。。"
25. literature no first, martial arts no second ---- I do not place gas 。。。。 I say two books a week, get some line 。。。。。 The first thing you need to do is to get rid of all the stuff you've been doing, and you'll be able to get rid of it. An old comedian Wang Shichen said to me: Yue Bo, I want to think about the time when I had a big horse, I was redder than small mushrooms and Hou Bao Lin.----- Then you say I'm alive now.。。。。 The first thing you need to do is to get your head around the fact that you've got a lot of money to spend on your business.
26. smashing hosts Wu Di and Liang Yan (Qingping guest): 30 yuan ticket money and hosts have nothing to do with, when this ticket price becomes 32, up that two dollars is their two ......
27. continue to smash Liang Yan (Qingping guest): do not look at me as a storyteller, but I do not have a book spirit, unlike our junior brother Liang Yan, a look at the book gas --------- play mahjong never won ....
28. <Crow's Head> Bustard and Crow's Head dialogue smash Mr. Lian: talk to my mother you don't want to rush to make me angry, uncharacteristic ---- talk to my godmother and still polite it ..... You look at your words choked me, but I can not say this if I have not practiced storytelling .......
29. The close to the vermilion is red, the close to the ink is black, people make friends with long eyes, three or five confidantes together you have to see what they talk about......
Really?
These are the most important things that you can do to help your family and friends.
Have you been to Xuannan lately?
Busy with business, I went up to Chongwen twice.....
Well, yaxing, yaxing....
----- such a person can not be wrong, you hand over the cut ..... I'm not trying to flatter you, there are no bad people... I'm not trying to flatter you, there are no bad people... What are you doing there? Who are you listening to? ----- Just one is good, but also went to Xuannan to tell the book ------- In the Tianqiao save the bottom, in Xuannan opening ..........
30. This kind of person is always against, can't work long in any place, the Internet a resignation to quit ----- probably is the manifestation of the anti- bone ..... He also dragged a person who did not have a bone of contrariness along with him .....
31. <Crow's Head> the original more than 2500 words, I said 6 and a half, <Ma Jiefu> more than 6000 words ---------- you understand what I mean...
32. There is also a movie called <The Lion's Roar of Hedong>, but this movie is not known where you can still buy, because of the protagonist and the crown of the West to have a little problem, the film is not much broadcast ..... I also quite love to see this protagonist, and then not how and the crown West out of the photo of this file thing, I went online to see a time to scold a time to see a time to scold a time to see this film I scolded more than 40 times ----- still love to see .......
33. Yuwen Chengdu monk masters and disciples in the chase Wu Yunzhao when the conversation:
Yuwen Chengdu: bah, what Zhou Cang show saint ah, all to my gas Hoodoo .... What dynasty is Zhou Cang from?
Shang Shidu: Zhou Cang is from the Han Dynasty...
Yuwen Chengdu: What dynasty am I from?
Shang's disciple: You are from Sui Dynasty...
Yu Wen Chengdu: How did he come to Sui Dynasty from Han Dynasty?
Shang Shidu: You don't know <Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong> ah .......
Yuwen Chengdu: You don't listen to comedy!
34. Listening to books can be much more expensive than buying books, buy a set of Sui and Tang spent 30 are finished ..... Listening to the Sui Tang 30 a time, 30 a time, listening to the end of the more than 10,000 yuan ----- There are also car expenses, water expenses, food ...... Anyway, your family does not take advantage of a 30,000 or 50,000 you can not afford to listen to the Sui and Tang -------- can not I alone have earned .......
35. Why do you want to worship this godfather? ---- Just for the sake of getting promoted and getting rich ....... The most important thing to remember is that all of them have some purpose,------, not all of them. Some of them are really to learn the art ...... There are also those who do it to find a way out for themselves ------- in case they can't do it anymore on Tianqiao in the next day ......
36. Qin Qiong thought: "I've never put on makeup before, so what's the point of doing it?"... I... I draw a Qiu Xiang? ---- can not, sorry for the audience... Let him pretend to be Chou-heung, and delay our book. .......
37. About his and Li Ching's birthday gift: a few days is Li Ching's birthday, I'm afraid there are still people want to send something, we can not stop, send the more the better ----- But who wants to send more expensive than me, you are my enemy .....
38. hand holding the head of the nest
39. I heard that there are men on their knees rubbing boards, my daughter-in-law let me kneel on the keyboard, but also have to use their knees to type out I love you ......
40. son does not talk about the strange force of God, son he just does not talk about him is not disbelief.
*Raising a dog to take the rats, raising a rabbit to catch the eagle, raising a mule to get off the horse, raising a civet cat to be afraid of the rats, raising a long worm to be afraid of the frogs, raising a yellow finch to learn the crows, raising a child not to play well on the boards, rashly want to learn to speak in the commentaries, he recognized the godmother.
Li Jing: Wang Yuebo do not put mouth boast, my godmother is also your godmother.
Wang Yuebo: Li Jing don't be angry, please go backstage to rest.
(Rated as the only counterpart of the Xuannan Bookstore's definitive poem since the opening of the book)
*Frequent phrases in book-telling
Comrades ......
Saying a literary phrase ......
I recruited you me?
* A day away from home is a day deep, like a lonely goose landing in a cold forest. I'm not sure how much I'm going to miss it, but I'm going to miss it.
* Everyone, no matter how big the storyteller is, if you leave the five words of "no coincidence, no book", you will be starved to death!
* I know how to draw in ink. I can draw on a piece of white paper, splash the ink, and write a small line on the side: "Wang Yuebo did - the morning of the coal store" (the audience laughed), and splash the other: "The crows flew by in the darkness of the night" (the audience laughed), and they all said that I was good at drawing. Good ......
* Birds fly far away with luan and phoenix, and people have high character with virtuous people.
* Riding on the Great Wall and cursing the Tartars, I don't go with the south, I don't go with the north.
* Qin Qiong stroked his beard, "Alas, ashamed", "Oh, silkworm retreat? The pharmacy sells them."
* Wang Bodang sank his face, how? The funeral is also a piece of the burial?
* The car, the boat, the store, the foot, the government office, the secret service, the old police.
* Color, color, color, hard to get away from a scourge, up the will of the villain, extinguish the virtue of the gentleman, how many heroes were annihilated, the big heroes are also difficult to put this .... The first thing you need to do is to get rid of it.
* We this storyteller is hard to Kan real chiseling, not even a measure of live.
* The horse has a drooping rein of righteousness, the dog has the grace of wet grass, the lamb kneeling milk to repay the mother, apes and monkeys offer fruit since the excitement, the spider weaves a web to protect the body, the rat steals the remaining food to prevent the body, the elk to get food and so on into a group, that the unrighteous person .... hate!
* It is said: wine red people face, wealth white moving people.
* The set was very lively. There are selling rice, selling noodles, selling tea, selling eggs. The first one is the one selling tea and eggs.
* There is a book is long without a book is short, all the way is: hunger, thirst, dawn and night. The first time I saw this was when I was a student at the University of California at Berkeley.
* We're here every Saturday afternoon, and you're welcome to come and listen to the book. If you don't come, you're welcome to come every Saturday afternoon! You know what happens if you don't come? Guys, I'm not bluffing ..... You save 120 bucks a month ......
* I'm a member of the clan, under the control of the clan's government, and if you talk like this, you'll be guilty at that time, come over to a few people, take out their weapons, poof, poof, poof ...... I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at this!
*Liaosai
Suqiu Huangying dance, Ruiyun on the owl bird soaring
There are Shao female Xin fourteen niang, the night fork of the country mirror to listen to the king of Yan
Gengniang busy a embroidered Hunan dress, crow head of the carnelian light
Come to the Rakshasa sea market, looking for Tongke to cure oxalis
And who knows that the serpent people are not happy, visit out Zhao City tiger wolf
Wu Xiaolian
Wu Xiaolian came to exorcise the monster, really born Mao Dafu long
Who thought to open Zhang Hongjian, Ma Jiefu bragged into a chapter
Nie Xiaoqian is a concubine to hit the thief, the king accomplished the Palace of Dreams Pilxiang
Feng Sanniang Yunluo Princess, promised to marry that Yutian Qilang
Liaolai within the thirty-three paragraphs, the public Minggong and slow to examine the details
* put the wrong way to put in the trolley, push the (too) wrong way!
* The old man ate a piece of cold white potato and drank a mouthful of herbal tea. The first one is a cold burp and the second one is a cold fart. * When I watched the TV series, what is called Huo Yuanjia ah, what is called Detective Hunt ah (laughs), that bitch is called "buy leaner". (Laughter) .... * Starting from a small soldier! There is a saying: the tailor who does not want to be a cook is not a good driver. * Qin Qiong Qin Er Master in Shanxi Luzhou Tiantian County fell forced (sound: flood beat three sound), only to end up as a mace selling horses... * Today brother to take you to play tea surround (on the meaning of the opera house) * withered vine old trees and crows, small bridges and flowing homes, the old road west wind thin horse, the setting sun, broken hearted people in ...... Spain! * Yama told you to die on the third night, who dares to keep you until the fifth night! * The horse buyer must meet the horse seller... I'm sorry, I'm sorry! * A young man's body is wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, which is called a whip in Beijing dialect. * Unlucky to go to the gossip stand, colorful to look like a film. (* Eleven people standing in two rows, one person in five, one person in six. * Play the strings and sing something for the children. (Octagonal drums, quartets, zidi shu) * A plate goes down, and a blood purlin rises from the buttocks, which is called lu chun in Beijing * How many come out? What time is it? I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do with this.