The girl who bit me at the dance last night.
1, the funny version of the search for a person to find the dance when the bite sister Uh uh yes,
I want to find a girl,
The girl I danced with last night,
she bit me twice.
I forgot her name.
2, looking for people notice funny version of the QQ friends
six hair, non-female, formerly known as Li Xifeng, nicknamed washing machine.
Short hair＼ big eyes and small mouth, physical fitness appearance, convergence of the inner, all righteous, not close to the wealth and color.
I was lost in the QQ in January 2003, I was wearing a famous brand of cloth, leather pants inside the set of cotton pants
(Note: Leather pants set of cotton pants, which must be the reason, either the leather pants no hair, or cotton pants are too thin.)
3515 big head shoes, elegant ＼ style ＼ style ＼ style ＼ style ＼ dusty lost,
If someone knows its whereabouts, please promptly notify its guardian: [email?protected].
We wish you the best of luck in your exams and come back to us soon.
3, looking for people funny version of the search for moustache brother
You: tall, brown hair, incredibly thick beard, wearing a blue and green plaid shirt.
Me: Tall, blonde, black jacket, Burberry rain boots.
I got on the C subway line at about 10:50 a.m. Tuesday morning at the 14th Street subway station heading into the city.
You were staring at me with both eyes, looking at me intensely. You're really, really cool looking.
4, looking for people notice funny version of the search for his son
Yesterday lost a son, readers help to find together!
Age: China KFC (KFC introduced into China in 1988)
Appearance: dog nose (very Ling), cherry mouth (very small),
Rudra ears (very big blessing), tiger forehead (tattooed with three horizontal king),
Eyes: Monkey Eyes (Fire Eyes), face: caterpillar (a lot of hair)
Body: Bamboo rod
Height: giraffe
Weight: two adult sows
Hobbies: like magic, often turn people into pigs
Specialty: beating women
Note: my son will be seventy-two changes
Who first find my son I will reward him a daughter, everyone cheer, the game is now officially opened ........
5, find people notice funny version of the Zhu Yiqun
Find people notice name: seems to seem to be called Zhu Yiqun!
Age: about 0 to 80 years old!
Sex: know the male female oh, there may be a siren!
Description: no picture, look like a human,
copy Chinese accent, walking is self-supporting, eating with the right hand,
wearing a dress and pants, height of 1.2 meters to 1.8 meters, ancestry China.
Please have the knowledge of the people to call 110!
Funny marriage announcement phrases
Funny marriage announcement phrases
1, ugly, uneducated, can not speak, looking for objects without pursuit, listen to the arrangement of Mom and Dad, to look beautiful and good shape, improve the next generation, the University of Wenjian RV there, improve the genes of happiness for a long time, love me to be a long time, the husband and wife and a hundred things do not worry.
2, a house and a car is difficult, we are ordinary, although the work is not, the money is not enough to make ends meet, often sleeping on the street, hobby of playing online games, but the character is gentle enough, the lover is always not enough to see the girl on, never let go of the girl for no reason, and I'm good, we must be long-lived.
3, a piece of orchard, annual production, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, do not like to go to school, graduated from junior high school, like nature, stay in the countryside. Life is optimistic, the goal is very far, run a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, usually simple, help each other, not afraid of difficulties.
4, like to sing, favorite travel, no pursuit, around the stamp collection, work in general, specializing in software, wages in general, less than 4,000, immediately run three, no love partner, seek an object, interest can be together, work together, happy tomorrow.
5, the daughter of this year's twenty eight, the wind is in full bloom cardamom years, looks beautiful body slim, more career bath sauna. A year's income is not a matter of words, but also has a caravan bank ticket card, want to find a handsome man married, **** create paradise dashing.
6, more than thirty years of single life, the stormy times they walked through, have put no car, a well-off life, seek an object, simple and ordinary, set up a family, a partner, ordinary, less disaster, less difficult, **** degree of life, the wind Huaxu years.
7, graduated from the university without almost, house no meal emergency, find a job low wages, rent a house quite remote, in urgent need of a woman married couple, support each other to go on, hurry life is a vast road, and then bitter and difficult not to be separated.
8, the guy just out of his early twenties, smart and capable, not afraid of worry, although the graduation can be assigned, but have the ambition to fight. Now sales show their skills, annual salary of 100,000 own building, looking for a gay female partner, *** create a career in the spring and fall.
9, no car no house, fighting spirit; have a father and mother, sincere and kind; not smoke, not wine, not steal, not slippery; a red heart, two-sleeved clean, three lives, only love you, destined to love me I love people.
10, the guy is looking at thirty, so far has not yet become a family, parents can be anxious about it, had to online marriage, the conditions of the woman in general it, simple life style is positive, the appearance of the number of first-class height, who look at the people are happy, married to our family can suffer, sleep late and get up early to do sewing, miss the husband and children, filial piety parents ranked first.
11, the old man this year 53, last year, the old partner on the sky, today to this marriage, just to seek a happy year. I have retired at home idle, salary month after month spend endless, want an old partner to nagging, mutual care and mutual support, as long as the other side is not attached, early to get the documents to the end of the marriage.
12, round face fat, body round barrel thick, tears run old cry, looking for people to love and care, appearance does not care, marriage call loudly: looking for a man of destiny, *** create good family!
13, the body is not big, talent and appearance is not China, not lack of money to spend, the house is not big, the work is general, the ideal is not big, calm life, peace of mind. Seek an object, try to usual, character to be high, usually do not quarrel, living in harmony, life is good.
14, beauty you walk in front, brother I look at the back, not my color pick ugly, you are in my heart is the most cattle, if you are willing to go with me, beautiful life sweet to thick.
15, I am a sentimental man, now twenty-three years old, after graduating from college, so far at home idle. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on this. I'd like to find a wife to accompany me to the lonely, door to door and household to the right, **** degree of happiness years.
16, the daughter of eighteen, the face of peach blossom, a little culture, like horseback riding, figure like Liu Ya, on the two old people, the older the older, the old love to hang on, looking for a good companion, * * * create you and me (he) she (little baby)!
17, bitter ah: so far single. The first thing you need to do is to find out what you want to do, and what you need to do to get it right. I hope ah: is a beautiful woman, read ah: but also hard work. The best thing is to have a lot of money. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it.
18, non-honest do not disturb really good-looking, a twenty-four beauty, I am the legend of the male second, rabbit looks laughable, income look completely sigh, the past is sentimental and silk even, a round of red light flashing bright, there is still one to the end, resolutely leave just for you, grab the red line to hold me.
19, Niu Niu this year 18, from a distance like peony flowers, close to see the image is not bad, like a dog tail flower. People often say: marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, only you look handsome, can earn money and decent, people like a dog, I am your flower!
20, the daughter of eighteen years old, non-woman selling melon, self-promotion, indeed beautiful as a flower, body top crook, better than the sunken fish and geese, Xishi pick flowers, when hanging on, just want to have a good man home!
21, sister this year, thirty-five, is considered a hand of the Virgin Mary, dress up twenty-five, fascinated by countless calves, stable work, the number of money, in order to cheat the husband to the hand, text messages have been sent to the shake.
22, the handsome pot: Auntie me beauty like heavenly fairy Sai Feng sister, hands and feet mouth water drops, dreaming of finding you kicked over the bed, coy dinner spread a table, a smile dumped Sharp brother, an urgent bad smashed a pot, in order to seek the handsome pot of SMS to.
23, the family rich cow, stout, big waist, full of horizontal meat. This is software. BMW Mercedes-Benz, each with two, three villas, covering an area of 100 acres. This is hardware. The heart of a flower, welcome to patronize.
24, marriage: I am a zoo keeper, looks humorous monkey see monkey laugh, neck can be compared with the swan try high, naive belly is better than a panda, have a house and a car, the zoo dormitory plus BMW a horse, you want to get into the park if you still do not contact me.
25, today I opened a second degree, looking for a bunch of good wife, although there are thousands of family, but so far a bare pole. Because the feelings have been fear, so the new wife should be polite, kind-hearted people simple, more to the wind and rain with the degree.
26, the day the lightning and thunder strange people come down, for the lovers of the bitter pursuit, stepped through the nine nine heavenly robberies, crossing thousands of mountains and tens of thousands of water, trailing your breath, the proposal of text messages as expected, and quickly return to my heirloom of love.
27, I am a vulgar man, this marriage without half a bit of experience, although the fall of the world thirty years, but the love affair of half a point is not favorite. I want to find a simple girl as a companion, can pick water and chop firewood down to planting, as long as the sincerity of down-to-earth, I would like to dedicate half of the life savings.
28, text message marriage a: I am free and single, over 30 years since now a person, who is a small girl lending me a, next year for a small one. There are text messages for proof, fake one to compensate for ten (the final interpretation of the right to return to me all).
29, handsome Fanghua, has moved the mortal heart, want to find a girlfriend, to achieve marriage. Specialty is not yet available, but can survive, limbs sound, can also fight. Girlfriend demure, more hard work, have skills better, do not flower pots, know the book, can be a good time.
30, you always call me doctor, doctor, if I am in charge of the horse, you call me horseman; if I am in charge of the car, you call me carman; if I am in charge of the accounts, you should call me what?
4:The tongue is longer than the teeth, and the software is longer than the hardware.
5:Protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
6:I was going to search the dog, but I saw the catfight.
7:You so will disguise so how can I bear to dismantle how can I not love you
8:You say you, no diploma, but also learn people's parents ugly, not smart, but also learn people bald top!
9: If you are a flower, the cattle are afraid to lashi.
10:If you can not tolerate me, that is not your heart is too narrow, or my personality is too great.
13:hoisting his hand, know that the son ugly, tears, son does not go I go
14:piano, chess, calligraphy and painting will not, laundry and cooking is too tired.
15:People don't offend me, I don't offend; if people offend me, courtesy three times; people offend me again, I also a needle; people also offend me, cut off the roots
16:People's life is like in the shit, sometimes you have been working hard can come out of just a fart
17:If you can eat a lot of fish can be made up of the brain so that the people become smarter then, then I have to eat at least a pair of children whale.
18:If you can't put on a wedding dress for your beloved woman, please stop your hand from unbuttoning her coat.
19:Don't cry in front of my grave and dirty my way to reincarnation.
20:At the beginning of the cry not separate now with a smile to release
21:All want to catch the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko
22:The day I had a whim to use your photo as a computer desktop, I shit, actually in the computer virus!
23:Male R3n, if you love your own female R3n, you should believe her,
24:Although the bird is small, it is indeed the whole sky to play.
25:Smile as a child is a mood, grown up smile is an expression.
26:If you want to be noble in front of people, you have to suffer after people.
27:Grandpa are from the grandson over.
28:There are people who look much better than the real person when they do the mask.
29:How I would like to accidentally grow old with you.
30:I will still believe in love, just not believe that love can be forever.
31:I parasitic in your world more than one day even their own shadow to be invisible
Classic Quotes Funny Personality_Funny Classic Quotes
1, stupid and not stupid, depending on whether you will pretend to be stupid.
2, and a MM argument whale is not a fish, and finally I said the Japanese also with a personal word, she only then agreed that the whale is not a fish.
3, the mother must appear in your family account book, not to do your wife as your stepmother.
4, hard work does not lead to death! But I won't prove it with myself.
5, I like people, are in the hard disk.
6. Never lie to someone you trust; never trust someone who lies to you.
7, I most despise four kinds of people: the first is to love to play games, all day obsessed with the game, do not think about progress; the second is to engage in base, simply trying to stop the historical process of human reproduction; the third is cheap, others shouted like a dog to run over, hold the thighs, and the fourth kind of hey hey hey! Sorry, my boyfriend called me to play a game! I'll talk to you later! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!
8. When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
9. It's gold, it's always spent; it's a mirror, it's always reflective.
10, I suggest that everyone on my looks, understand the main, appreciate as a supplement.
11, like I can attack can be subjected to cute can be fierce can be loli can uncle can be obscene can be shy can be unrestrained can be arrogant girl worth you have
12, the upper class, always like to do something nasty.
13, this era can want anything, just can not want face.
14, in love with a person, always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.
15, there are people who do masks look much better than the real thing.
16, do not forget what people say to you when they are angry because that is what you look like in other people's hearts
17, you get me killed, since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of living back.
18, in fact, I'm very home, just home in the question of who's home.
19, thanks to those who know that I am not good but still accompanied by my side
20, dissatisfaction is the suspension of succession, it allows people to produce in the comparison of the desire to climb upward.
21, all said sister beautiful, in fact, are out of makeup.
22, unless you get up early in the morning and feed yourself a pile of poop, there is no guarantee that the whole day will not encounter a more disgusting thing.
23, many years of loli or boiled into a sister-in-law
24, love does not need any reason, let us love in the end.
25, do not seek the door is right, only to feel in place.
26, you were once not loved, you will cherish the future of the person who loves you.
27, I heard that the results of the college entrance examination announced the day happens to be the Dragon Boat Festival, as for eating rice dumplings or jumping into the river, they look at it!
28, smart people are unmarried, married people are difficult to smart up.
29, rose your, chocolate your, diamond your. You, mine! Mouse: I am now in love with bats, and in the future the children will live in the air, not afraid of you cats. The cat sneered and pointed to the owl in the tree and said: see, she is already pregnant with my child!
30, from heaven to hell, brother just passing through the earth.
31, in your penniless, in addition to their own families, you can borrow how much money you are worth
32, out of the mix, sooner or later will be annoying.
33, the chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon pulled the stool, the gibbon gentle and careful to help it scrub clean after they fell in love, others asked how they came together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: ape feces! The chimpanzee said: "Ape feces!
34, no access to the space of this life I will not enter.
35, smart women against men, and stupid women against women.
36, please, take your high profile love out of my sight.
37, rather believe that there are ghosts in the world can not believe that the man's broken mouth
38, over the child, your arm how to break? Auntie, I am writing homework write broken
39, really strange, you sucked in so much courage, spit out are sighs.
40, the network is like a prison, originally stole a wallet to come in, and so out of the time to learn everything.
41, love is cheap, and still once and again cheap. When you don't make a mistake, the woman will come.
42, you have a desire for a person, it is called like, you hold back the desire for a person, it is called love.
43, pumping, is a kind of life art; looking for pumping, is a kind of life attitude.
44, brother is to shed tears together with the people who stay blood. Who moved the old man brother. The old man let him disappear.
45, the world can be your, but you can only be my
46, everything has a price, the price of happiness is pain.
47, usually scold you even if, have to wait for me to beat you, only to know that I am civil and military
48, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I use it to roll my eyes.
49, cough! What should be said, should not be said in a whisper.
50, I came to this world did not intend to live back.
51, you think I will watch you go to death? I will close my eyes!
52, brother smoking, because it hurts the lungs, not sad.
53, those in the past is very profound, but completely insufficient to block the future.
54, either endure, or cruel.
55, pestle and mortar can be sharpened into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be sharpened into a toothpick, the material is not right, and then try hard is useless.
56, the child in the back seat will give birth to an accident, the accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.
57, woke up early in the morning I thought I had grown up, the original is the quilt cover horizontal.
58, the first line: perhaps seems to be probably; the second line: however, not necessarily not see.
59, dreaming that my boyfriend died, I cried, woke up and realized that I have no boyfriend, I cried more.
60, language exams, always feel that they are British, English exams, and feel that they are Chinese, math exams, found that they are aliens.
61, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!
62, the courage to admit mistakes, determined not to change.
63, whenever someone says something bad about you behind your back, there will be a lot of people to follow the uproar, this is because eating shit is destined to unite with the unity and friendship of the shit
64, the pain is not pain only know, change has not changed only understand, do not ask me if I've had a good time, I can only say that I'm still alive.
65, stay up late, because there is no courage to end the day; bed, because there is no courage to start the day.
66, poor Nike, rich Adi, rogue a Armani.
67, success is 3% of the talent plus 97% of not being distracted by the Internet.
68, instead of mixing, instead of simmering, it is better to be two than soar.
69, rose your, chocolate your, diamond your. You, mine!
70, not until the Yellow River, sink to the bottom of the Yellow River to die.
71, youth ah, you are too pox!
72, angels fly because they see themselves as light.
73, even if it is a piece of shit will have to meet the day of shit, so there is no need to be frustrated that you are a piece of shit.
74. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
75 Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
76, love is like ice cream, no matter how to avoid, it will eventually dissolve.
77, the man is a dog, who has the ability to take away.
78, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately in the end he got all the students dead.
79, some of the memories are plain, recalled but better than a thousand words
80, life is short, must be sexy.
81, a certain person, a certain sentence. Certain scenes, a certain song. Always easy to tear your emotions.
82, master is not your small raccoon, play not your joy.
83, we have to face the sun, proud to live
84, I live is to rely on a mouthful of oxygen, oxygen is you.
85, see you even my appetite is gone, but also talk about what sexual desire?
86, lions and bears respectively in the tree next to the poop, a month later, the lion found himself poop next to the trees than the bear's tree grows thick, so said a full of vicissitudes of the philosophy of the lion's shit is better than the bear's poop!
87, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.
88, believe it or not I slap you to the wall, gouge are not down.
89, I do not curse, because I have stronger hands.
90, the so-called surprise is that you wait hard for the rabbit to come, the classic statement followed by the wolf!
91, some things need not lift the bar, surface obedience secretly rebel.
92, you in the office of the old loud farts, colleagues can not help but say you can not make a sound. Then you see you sitting there shaking to shake non-stop, asked you what you are doing, you replied that I adjusted to the vibration!
93, women chasing men, a layer of yarn. Men chasing women, the next layer of mom.
94, I love you, in order to your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you
95, alive and happy, because we are going to die a long time.
96, why should we sleep for a long time when we are alive, we will sleep for a long time when we die.
97, for the girl: out to mix, sooner or later is to be pregnant.
98. Freedom is not dependent on others to dole out, but on their own to pursue.
99, when I have money, I will take my most hated people to the best neurological hospital!
100, the oath is just a momentary lapse of words
101, diamonds are everlasting, one on bankruptcy!
102, love is like a photo, need a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
103, hit you with stars.
104, loneliness is not inherent, but by the moment you fall in love with a person.
105, this moment, we must live proudly.
106, parents mouth always have a group of school bully, they are called other people's children.
107, I hate to know people through me, better than my relationship.
108, the crowd looking for her a thousand degrees, suddenly looked back, that person is still disdainful of me
109, the harmony of the campus, riding a bicycle may be a boomerang, while driving a Mercedes-Benz may be a logistics.
110, the world's most distant distance, not the distance between life and death, not the world, but I'm standing in front of you, you do not know I love you.
111, what men are most afraid of, brother's misunderstanding, daughter-in-law's tears, parents' aggression.
112, don't look back, brother love is only your back.
113, you dare to make my sister sad, I will let you completely heartbreak
114, a moment of impulse, the crisis of the children and grandchildren!
115, Mimi dropped a bowl of big scars, afraid of what ah!
116, the principal is not dead, why do we have to wear mourning clothes.
117, the early bird has a worm to eat, the early worm is eaten by the bird!
118, go your own way, let others take a taxi!