Kuo: Thanks to this big brother! The bottom of the barrel is full of energy.
Yu: Is he a man?
Kuo: Yes. This is my son.
Yu: Yes. I'm sorry, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that.
Kuo: (gesturing with his hand to the right) This is my son. That one over there doesn't count.
Yu: That's my son.
Kuo: (looking at the background) does not look like ah!
Yu: It's just like his mom.
Kuo: His mom is shabby.
You're not going to be able to get the best out of this. New Year's Eve, Beijing De Yun She closed the box. In fact, to be honest, this is what they say in the theater troupe,
Yu: people's rules.
Guo: Seal the box. All the boxes of singing costumes are sealed, so that this year's performance is over. If there's anything else, we'll open the boxes again after the Spring Festival. We followed this name, backstage we don't have any boxes, just one person a bag, carry on the go, very simple. said sealing the box is just to say that the performance of the year of Cixu is over,
Yu: this form.
Kuo: It's already past 12:00, Mr. Yu is the actor who stayed with you overnight.
Yu: You could say that.
Kuo: It's so late and the guys haven't left, good. It's fun to hear more comedy.
Yu: Yes.
Kuo: I don't dare to say that the comedy can teach, but at least it can persuade people to be good, and teach them to be good. I just love this art form ah, singing and dancing and practicing, all love. Because I am a cultural person.
Yu: You're welcome, a man of culture?
Guo: Yes, I'm a cultural person.
Yu: Calligraphy
Kuo: Painting, arithmetic, astronomy and geography, divination
Yu: I've studied quite a lot.
Kuo: Well, I've studied them all. I love to paint, study at home, plum orchids, bamboo and chrysanthemums, landscape figures,
Yu: all paintings.
Kuo: My favorite is a great painter in the Northern Song Dynasty,
Yu: Who is it?
Kuo: Zhang Zeduan.
Yu: Ouch, famous!
Kuo: You know ah.
Yu: Yes.
Kuo: The painting is called "Qingming Grave Drawing".
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: He is depicting the Northern Song Dynasty, the Qingming Festival, these people, the widows, which, going to the graves to cry, mourning this happy scene.
Yu: Oh, what?
Kuo: I'm most proud of this.
Yu: What are you watching? What about "The Little Widow Goes to Her Grave"?
Kuo: It's a picture of a grave at the end of the Qingming Festival.
Yu: no. The "Qingming Shanghe Tu".
Kwok: the monks there figure to go?
Yu: What's that?
Kuo: What is there to draw?
Yu: That's right, go to the river.
Kuo: The river map. Drawing, looking for people that learn.
Yu: copy ah.
Kuo: really we can not see ah, in the Forbidden City side of the shelves it.
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: We buy that painting. Look at the painting, it's like the real thing.
Yu: Oh, that's it?
Kuo: Learn it. After painting the old, sent to Panjiayuan are hanging there ah, sold to foreigners.
Yu: You're making fake paintings.
Kuo: art, foreigners recognize the head ah, good-looking, this is a long time, yellow charcoal, he liked,
Yu: Yes, yes.
Kuo: home also hang, some days to find me, why buy back to the rain, the house is very bashful?
Yu: you pee do old ah you?
Kuo: to promote the national essence of it.
Yu: Where is the national culture?
Kuo: painting ah, practicing brushstrokes, nothing to practice at home, hey, the license. This.
Yu: the license? The first thing you need to do is to get a license to do it!
Kuo: Or write a "demolition" and then draw a circle. I love to write this.
Yu: Can you write something useful?
Kuo: I'm good at this,
Yu: good at getting a license.
Kuo: Because I myself, hobbies are very broad, astronomy, geography, divination and astrology there is nothing I do not know,
Yu: all learn?
Kuo: Hey, one day I'll study some science or something, I'll get a spacecraft which is possible.
Yu: You're going to build a spaceship yourself?
Kuo: Sell some white iron, dangdang, smash it.
Yu: Smoking pipe, right?
Kuo: A spaceship,
Yu: Really?
Kuo: Weaving in and out of the time tunnel.
Yu: Heh.
Kuo: put the ship in the space-time tunnel, sit down, close the door, put inside the plug,
Yu: eh? There are still pins?
Kuo: twist the key, a give oil, get, in the time and space tunnel shuttle, both sides of the pole, swish, swish, swish, love this.
Yu: you are not in the time tunnel shuttle, you this black hutong driving motorcycle it.
Kuo: research science, tell you this you do not understand.
Knowing that the computer is the earliest thing I've ever touched,
Yu: Is that right?
Kuo: just out of the moment, some people do not know it, we have been at home to play the computer ah, to start ah, (do hit people action).
Yu: you smash the computer, not the computer.
Kuo: playing computer.
Yu: hit the yangqin you this is.
Kuo: chatting, chatting on the Internet, typing,
Yu: this can be compared.
Kuo: with the netizens, we chat on SM.
Yu: What?
Kuo: As hard as you can.
Yu: Okay, okay,
Kuo: Don't stop me.
Yu: you still go to the beatings yes, SM on the chat?
Kuo: SM, chatting about it.
Yu: Okay, don't talk about it, MSN, you know?
Kuo: I remember there is a SM.
Yu: No.
Yu: No.
Yu: No, I don't know.
Kuo: chatting, download that blockbuster to see, see that foreign director to make that movie, I love to see that,
Yu: who ah?
Kuo: Spear's arm.
Yu: ah? There are thighs no ah this inside?
Kuo: (recalling) Yes there is.
Yu: What have have? Spielberg.
Kuo: I said?
Yu: You said Spielberg arms.
Kuo: You have to tune in and read the foreigner's name.
Yu: This has already been transferred this. I don't know why I'm doing this again.
Kuo: What about that arm?
Yu: It's not the arm, it's called Spielberg.
Kuo: I love to watch him, they make that movie really good, they speak foreign language in there really like a foreign language. I really don't understand, I'm not talking nonsense.
Yu: Yes, you definitely don't understand.
Kuo: They use images well. It's called Spiel
Yu: Berg!
Kuo: Berg made that blockbuster movie, what's it called, "A Pig's Tale", ideological, artistic.
Yu: Really?
Kuo: He made a sequel called "The Story of Another Pig".
Yu: Two pigs before and after.
Kuo: Did you see that sequel of his this spring?
Yu: no.
Kuo: The Story of a Pot of Braised Pork.
Yu: Slaughter the pig this is.
Kuo: Good, good, I like that one. That's what I like.
Yu: Eat the meat?
Kuo: Spielberg. I'd like to play it, I'd like to live for myself, don't be like Mr. Yu,
Yu: What's wrong with me?
Kuo: I look at all the pain.
Yu: What's wrong?
Kuo: Mr. Yu has money he can't afford to spend, he can't afford to go out and take a taxi, wait for the public **** car, stand there and hold his shoulders, wait for the public **** car, I said what are you doing? "Waiting for the car."
Yu: wait for the car.
Kuo: I said this does not come, 819 or something, "No, I wait for the special 2, I have to special 2, I special 2."
Yu: you only special 2 it! You can't do this,
Kuo: Look, you car.
Yu: your car!
Kuo: you sit in the special 2 that car ah,
Yu: oops, you said understand ah.
Kuo: If it is not Beijing people do not know this.
Yu: It is the Beijing people who scolded you.
Kuo: you sit in the special 2 of the public **** car.
Yu: Yes. You better say that.
Kuo: Let's just say you have a miserable life.
Yu: What's so miserable about it?
Kuo: Look at us, traveling, watching movies, copying ancient paintings, S..
Yu: MSN!
Kuo: chat, this life is not in vain.
Yu: This is not a wasted life.
Kuo: the world cloud travel,
Yu: also travel,
Kuo: I go everywhere to play,
Yu: play, don't take the big rut,
Kuo: play, play finished.
Yu: Soon.
Kuo: What do you mean by "finished"?
Yu: you said ah,
Kuo: everywhere to go to the mountains to play water, the domestic everywhere good place to go, the east three provinces, I like the east three provinces,
Yu: the east three provinces?
Kuo: the east three provinces out of the beautiful!
Yu: the east three provinces out of beautiful women?
Kuo: Yes, the three provinces out of the beautiful, ah, I met in the country where the beautiful basically are the three provinces.
Yu: did not go to any good place.
Kuo: the three provinces out of beauty, Suzhou and Hangzhou two states,
Yu: that is out of beauty.
Kuo: Since ancient times, Suzhou and Hangzhou have produced beautiful women, and Shengfang in Hebei Province, that's Shengfang in Bazhou, Shengfang has produced beautiful women and crabs.
Yu: Yes, is this close?
Kuo: Sichuan, Sichuan girls are very affectionate, I like Sichuan.
Yu: You have nothing to do out there, right?
This is the only thing that you have to do.
Kuo: Hunan, I love Hunan, Hunan beautiful women. I like to go everywhere, the more remote the better, not at home, far away, Yunnan.
Yu: Yunnan?
Kuo: beautiful scenery, the majority of ethnic minorities.
Yu: Right, right.
Kuo: Walking down the street in Yunnan, heh, "Deng Deng Deng Di Deng," (humming the tune of Piggyback's daughter-in-law)
Yu: "Journey to the West" was filmed there. The pigs and everything were walking there.
Kuo: I don't want to chat with you tomorrow.
Yu: I have to go there to get beaten up even if I talk to you.
Kuo: traveling in Yunnan, walking on the street, opposite to the two women: "Brother, look at the dance it!" What dance? "Folk dance." Oops, Beijing has. "Have you ever seen one without clothes?" I don't know if I've ever seen one.
Yu: ah,
Guo: not wearing clothes I know what nationality you are?
Yu: the tribe ah?
Kuo: one by one
Yu: Okay, okay, there are no more people left in this tribe, right?
Kuo: Look!
Yu: What do you mean by "catching the tribe"?
Kuo: The tribe has been caught.
Yu: Dai.
Kuo: Dai is not the same as the Dai?
Yu: It's not generic.
Kuo: Is caught not the same as caught?
Yu: It's not the same here.
Kuo: Let's say the Dai, the Dai of their tribe.
Yu: Dai.
Kuo: Dai people, did not slip ah, this clan did not slip.
Yu: How did not slip ah?
Kuo: get water on me to splash "wow", get me all over, I opened my mouth on the street ah,
Yu: why ah you this? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at this.
Kuo: all with boiling water to throw? I've got a face full of prairie blisters, you know?
Yu: You're preparing for the "Story of a Pot of Braised Pork".
Kuo: You tell me your number, I'll add you tonight. I like to go, I love to travel, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan I went,
Yu: Really?
Kuo: Hong Kong, I love Hong Kong,
Yu: Hong Kong is lively,
Kuo: Hong Kong got a new big park, on the imitation of the United States of America those animation, cartoon characters,
Yu: there is such a,
Kuo: that, "Bikini Park". I can not go on the bikini to go ah, this time I have to be good, I pay for the ticket, I go on the bikini inside I have to take a good look at go,
Yu: you first wait a moment, yes, it is inside the tightly controlled it. Bikini Park?
Kuo: are Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck well.
Yu: There's no such thing. You're talking about Disney Parks.
Kuo: translated? Bikini, Disney almost.
Yu: Not even close.
Kuo: Yes, I went to the park to play, Taiwan or Sun Moon Lake,
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: I get a box of cough syrup I went there to sell.
Yu: Why?
Kuo: If you drink this, you'll have no more phlegm.
Yu: You went there to dissolve the phlegm?
Kuo: There is a place called Penghu Bay you know?
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: I have to go there. I remember there was an actor called Liu Wenzheng,
Yu: Ah,
Kuo: Liu Wenzheng, Zhang Wenshun, Li Wenshan, Wei Wenliang, which are all text children. The old artist, he sang that song, I still remember it.
Yu: what?
Kuo: The evening breeze gently brushed Penghu Bay, white waves by the beach, no coconut grove chasing the sun, ah, just this Hailanlan. Favorite this!
Yu: Liu Wenzheng began to sing a duet? You sing this tune is not right. Macau,
Kuo: Macau, I went there to gamble,
Yu: Casino?
Kuo: Hey, Macau has the most casinos,
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: I went there to gamble. The casino was bigger than this house, the lamps, all lamps,
Yu: Where are those lamps?
Kuo: light bulbs, bright as day, in the middle of a table, standing a big sister there to deal cards, I have to Hong Kong triad us gambling cards,
Yu: with them?
Kwok: the luxury of gambling, I stood this side, he stood that side, 40 people behind him, 40 people behind me,
Yu: all with bodyguards.
Kuo: all black suit ah, white coat, wearing a tie, sunglasses ah,
Yu: heh,
Kuo: the two people face to face to stand, that once said start we started,
Yu: the two triad play a hopscotch,
Kuo: the big gamble,
Yu: a little bit of you also,
Who told you ah,
The two triads are not the only ones who can do it. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
Kwok: The big bets, a handful of 5 cents it.
Yu: Oh, you've seen the money.
Kuo: This domestic will not count, it is better to go abroad,
Yu: foreign travel.
Kuo: I like to go abroad, because I myself I like to eat Western food,
Yu: that's just right.
Kuo: one hand knife, one hand fork,
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: people hit the plate for you to come up, small cake, cut, cut inside the egg, rolled lettuce smeared with sauce, and that intestines, eat.
Yu: take a knife and fork to eat the egg pancake to go is not it?
Kuo: I can have four. And a bowl of noodle soup, I love that.
Yu: Chinese breakfast.
Kuo: foreign, travel, the United States you have been?
Yu: I have not been there.
Kuo: you on the 2, you special,
Yu: don't mention this, okay?
Kuo: the big plane, the United States travel,
Yu: Ao,
Kuo: the United States has a what is called, the woman, the Goddess of Liberty, what is it?
Yu: nerve?
Kuo: hold up the torch that.
Yu: Statue of Liberty.
Kuo: Yes, yes, good, this point I admire the Americans, good to learn.
Yu: right,
Kuo: goddess of this hand holding a torch, here to take a book, people told you, "blackout also have to class!"
Yu: There is no such thing.
Kuo: America, I love to go there. Italy I'm so close.
Yu: Don't love to go? And then there's the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Yu: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is good,
Kuo: The Leaning Tower is not interesting, I'm in Beijing, I'm tired of seeing,
Yu: Where in Beijing ah?
Kuo: Oops, I stayed with Zhang Wenshun for some years. The old gentleman's shoulders are high and low.
Yu: now see the crooked are dizzy is not it?
Kuo: Yes, yes, yes. Italy doesn't go.
Yu: O.
Kuo: Spain isn't much fun either,
Yu: Bullfighting.
Kuo: Yes, Spain is bullfighting ah, the field inside the running bull, holding the cloth, "Deng Deng Deng Deng," (also humming the pig pig back daughter-in-law song)
Yu: the bull is not run chaos can not be.
Kuo: There is someone here who is fighting the bull with a cloth, and he is not alone,
Yu: There are several people.
Kuo: Huang Jianxiang spoke, he is not alone!
Yu: you say that again you're almost a person.
Kuo: Well, you can still fire me? This deal is mine. Take the cloth, I remember the help,
Yu: Of course.
Kuo: a whole lot of help guys ah, see a shake cloth, guys are shouting, "boss, look at this, and then let the loss!"
Yu: This is a comedian who goes everywhere, and also works in the bullring.
Kuo: Just say this meaning, there is a place, they invited me I did not go, Egypt,
Yu: yo, that is an ancient country ah.
Kuo: I have preconceived notions about them, he has that sphinx.
Yu: Yeah,
Kuo: Discrimination against women,
Yu: What's that got to do with anything?
Kuo: It shouldn't ah, she's lost her virginity, you still call people face, it's not appropriate. She just didn't run you know? If she ran, she didn't lose her virginity.
Yu: this this hooligan mentality you know very well. What did not run ah? The lion's body human face.
Kuo: I'm not going to go, whatever that went! I heard that there is that mummy,
Yu: that pharaoh,
Kuo: the dead take the white cloth wrapped around the good shelves there, which if resisted out of the two to get to Panjiayuan children to go, this is a fortune this.
Yu: you old hold this, last time you carry two Xi'an terracotta warriors know?
Kuo: Did I say that?
Yu: Yes.
Kuo: Really? I'll carry the two out, how nice.
Yu: They also have a number,
Kuo: They also have a number?
Yu: Just like the Terracotta Warriors.
Kuo: night also points where? It's too high-tech. The night points children, a bunch of mummies lying down, to an administrator, 64, to! 65, to! 67, yo, 67 no one promised ah, (turned to Yu) you idle it?
Yu: What do you want to do ah?
Kuo: I'm going to wrap you in a white cloth and leave you there,
Yu: No,
Kuo: Huh?
Yu: I'm standing with my dad at the Terra Cotta Warriors.
Kuo: If you don't tell me, I'll forget.
Yu: What kind of memory do you have?
Kuo: Then you let your father can not go?
Yu: Both of them are standing.
Kuo: A father and a father are standing, you two dads,
Yu: I have never heard of it.
Kuo: don't look for things, don't go to Egypt. I'm not going to Thailand anyway.
Yu: What's wrong?
Kuo: They all go to Thailand, I don't go,
Yu: What's wrong with you?
Kuo: We have a comic called Fan Zhenyu,
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: go to Thailand to play to go,
Yu: Ao
Kuo: just get off the car caught up with the mutiny, and has not yet been released back.
Yu: what's the relationship with him ah?
Kuo: Said to make him a maiden, it seems.
Yu: Delusional about this stuff.
Kuo: No, no. France is okay.
Yu: Yeah.
Kuo: Everyone is praising France,
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: France is a very wave city. I thought this place is just for us.
Yu: Romantic.
Kuo: Slow down.
Yu: That's fast enough for you. Romantic country.
Kuo: I like France, my favorite France,
Yu: Really?
Kuo: Especially that one called the Arc de Triomphe that's called?
Yu: That's the symbol.
Kuo: I'm looking for his administrator, I'll rent it to him,
Yu: Why?
Kuo: I put that end of the dead I burned bricks.
Yu: change the brick kiln?
Kuo: small Jingdezhen.
Yu: where ah small Jingdezhen?
Kuo: in France, you have to go to Paris, good-looking clothes are said to be the rise of Paris,
Yu: famous ah,
Kuo: the Parisian beauty of the world.
Yu: You can't get away from this.
Kuo: to Paris, you know where to buy clothes in Paris?
Yu: Where do I know?
Kuo: You're an amateur, remember, where to buy clothes in Paris,
Yu: You said.
Kuo: There is a zoo in Paris, the zoo across the ah, that sells clothes, you have to go early, you have to be able to say, you say you "take goods!"
Yu: you say that is the Beijing Zoo, across the wholesale clothing market.
Kuo: Just remember, I'm right.
Yu: looking for blind.
Kuo: There is a Notre Dame heard?
Yu: Notre Dame de Paris.
Kuo: a big cross in ah, set a bare ass old man, this is the loss of ah, so that other men blocked.
Yu: Don't talk nonsense, okay? Jesus that is.
Kuo: Nailed on the Jesus. How many birds can I scare by stealing it back and putting it in the crop field?
Yu: Your father is standing there.
Kuo: I like to paint, I have to go to France that specializes in paintings, the Palace of Halogen.
Yu: How bashful is it here?
Kuo: cultural atmosphere ah,
Yu: Louvre!
Kuo: The Louvre is full of Qi Baishi's paintings, radish, cabbage, good paintings, you say people paint a cabbage, hundreds of thousands of dollars, this is a painting of Xinfadi, ah,
Yu: painting the market for what ah,
Yu: paintings of the market for what ah?
Kuo: It would be great. It's all painted by Qi Baishi, radish, cabbage, eggplant, egg and leek, mutton and cabbage, beef and onion, chicken and mushrooms,
Yu: Qi Baishi's net paintings of stuffing ah how?
Kuo: good painting, this is the artistic flavor.
You can learn from me,
You can learn what?
Kuo: nothing to travel abroad,
Yu: I also love to play,
Kuo: don't net with the bus station there difficult,
Yu: has not been waiting for the special 2 is how?
Kuo: That's right!
Yu: Don't be surprised.
Kuo: I often go out ah, the other day just went out, I went on that Russia,
Yu: Russia,
Kuo: Have you ever been?
Yu: I've never been,
Kuo: That's good.
Yu: Why?
Kuo: I like Russia, the Russian beauty, the Russian song, the Moscow suburb, have you heard of it?
Yu: I have not heard of it,
Kuo: Russia, a good scenery, play my favorite soil pipa,
Yu: Well, you went to Russia to pick up the train, right?
Kuo: This is a Russian song I translated for you.
Yu: Do I need you to translate it?
Kuo: I went to Russia I just came back,
Yu: Really?
Kuo: oops, buy tickets, buy first class,
Yu: airplane.
Kuo: I always fly first class,
Yu: Good,
Kuo: Unless he blew me out of the ah,
Yu: not once.
Kuo: sat, how I did not sit, buy a ticket when written, you see if you are happy to spend more money, people write first class, economy class, business class, standing tickets,
Yu: standing tickets? There are still standing tickets on the airplane?
Kuo: save money to buy standing tickets, hold up well.
Yu: the plane is really shaky,
Kuo: vomit, this can be,
Yu: where to vomit ah?
Kuo: spit after the framed hang Louvre to go.
Yu: spit with the filling?
Kuo: yes. You are too disgusting you,
Yu: nonsense, you eat too mixed you know?
Kuo: nasty, I will not follow you. The first thing you need to do is to take the ticket and run to the airport, the big plane, you have to go through the security check, the security check, sitting there, the buttons are unbuttoned,
You: all lit up?
Kuo: No, you have to bring something, you bring a gun, this can not go through ah, you say you want to bring a square sky painting halberd, wolf tooth stick, this are not allowed to pass ah.
Yu: take the past for what use ah?
Kuo: scratching an itch. Unbuttoned, they have security staff (do pants action)
Yu: Huo! What are you doing?
Kuo: Nothing, put it on, go!
Yu: What's wrong with this one?
Kuo: I hate it! You are very vulgar ah!
Yu: security check with pants off?
Kuo: I'm afraid that you hide a wolfsbane.
Yu: You're the only one who came up with this idea.
Kuo: You want to enjoy out ah, that's what I mean, through the security check, people have to maintain order, the security guards, "go inside, do not crowd, all have a seat ah, the head of the big seat."
Yu: big sit? The small public ****.
Kuo: through security, on the plane, first class, the most elaborate is first class, first class wide, stools are also large, just a few rows,
Yu: Yes,
Kuo: sit down, stewardesses to give you water ah, the first hot feet, people to take the drinks that list "Mr., drink what ah?"
Yu: with the hijacker a taste is how?
Kuoh: It's still hooked inside?
Yu: nonsense
Kuo: take the comedy as a continuous drama so dry ah, translated into Mandarin is what to drink it, there is coffee, black tea, green tea, drinks, beer, well pulled cool water.
Yu: There is also a well drawn cool water?
Kuo: open a hole to get water.
Yu: Huo!
Kuo: the town of green carrots underneath it.
Yu: casserole radish on the plane town,
Kuo: Yes, said terrific, point menu, what all ah, you order food, there now for you to do,
Yu: stewardesses fried,
Yu: stewardesses fried,
Kuo: hey, baked buns, have,
Yu: this much smoke it this have,
Kuo: it above have
Kuo: It has a pipe on the top, and there is a semi-circular curtain here in the corner, and there is a small pipe inside the curtain when you lift it up.
Yu: What is it for?
Kuo: to pee,
Yu: pee inside the curtain?
Kuo: who relieved himself on there to urinate, after urinating open the window to the outside a pour,
Yu: Huo!
Kuo: all splashed across the plane.
Yu: Oops! This big miscellaneous
Kuo: first class! With here to sit, a moment of effort people told you to fasten the seat belt, you can not fasten ah,
Yu: of course,
Kuo: you do not fasten you than the plane to the airport first.
Yu: This is rou out of it is how?
Kuo: wait for it, in a moment they flight attendants over, "a few, tired to go down to give a push, not with." The group went down to push, "Deng Deng Deng Di Deng," (also humming the song of the back of the daughter-in-law of a pig)
Yu: a group of pigs here to push the plane.
Kuo: nasty! "Day!" Gone, what do we do? It's annoying, you know? I've had a lot of trouble with this.
Yu: The plane wasn't wearing a seatbelt and it got to the airport first.
Kuo: What do we do? Go back and wait for it, sit in the waiting room, wait for it, eat the instant noodles, eat the peanuts, a moment loudspeaker shouted, "have picked up the K1546 aircraft please contact the front desk."
Yu: lost the plane?
Kuo: This is a common thing. A moment to come ah, I'm very angry, I'm a minute late you do not wait for me, you have a problem waiting for a day with the play like, go, get on the plane, run to Russia, the heart of the Holy Land, Russia out of the beauty of it. "
Yu: line, and not by train,
Kuo: love this, to Russia, happy, see, you have to learn, local, where fun,
Yu: tourism,
Kuo: what to eat, what to wear, buy it that big coat
You can buy the coat and drink the white wine,
You can buy the white wine,
Kuo can buy the white wine,
You can buy the white wine,
You can buy the white wine,
The gasoline is not that high! The gasoline is not that high,
Kuo: I love to drink it that,
You can go to the police station to make trouble,
Yu: you?
Kuo: the door to the vomit, the police are very good to me, he has a wooden cage, give me rest in the cage to stand,
Yu: that's called standing cage.
Kuo: Yeah, yeah, I especially liked that. All the people who go there are not as good as me, I have one more attraction than them.
Yu: You take the cage as an attraction?
Kuo: very cola, can not move ah, closed enough, put out, in the street to sneak it, well, look at Russia, silver general, everywhere is white snow, "a good north country scenery hey. Russia on, good scenery, play my beloved soil lute,"
Yu: line, how you always forget the point of Shandong Zaozhuang ah?
Kuo: hate, I'm giving you a lesson, you're like this, you're abroad in a bit of trouble no one to save you, I'm so spiritual I'm still lost with there,
Yu: lost?
Kuo: Nonsense, the forest is big, which country is not lost? I was in Russia, I was drunk, I was lost, I couldn't find where I was staying, but there was a police officer, I said, "Excuse me, I want to talk to you about something," and the police officer said politely, "Ah, sir, what's the matter?"
Yu: You're going to Xi'an?
Kuo: I'm confused, I want to go back to wherever, you tell me, "Oh, are you listening to the real thing or the fake thing?" How do you say really, how do you say fake? "Give me 100 dollars for the real one and 50 cents for the fake one." I thought, "Who wouldn't listen to the real one? Give me 100 dollars, tell me, I listen to the real.
Yu: En.
Kuo: "Listen to the real? I also do not recognize."