1. What kind of road cannot be walked?... (Answer: I won’t tell you the answer).
2. Little Bobby’s every move is inseparable from the rope. Why? ?(Answer: Little Bobby is a puppet, (I don’t understand this))
3. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. , why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)
4. A student throws a coin into the air: if it lands on heads, go to the movies, if it lands on tails, go play billiards, if the coin stands up, go to study. .
(Answer: Go study)
5. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dog doesn’t. Sweating)
6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What animal is it? (Answer: Little tiger) 7
7. Monkeys per minute Can a monkey break a corn? How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes? (Answer: not one)
8. Three trees in a row (note: pay attention to the homophony) must be tied 10 horses, can only be tied individually but not both? (Answer: How to tie them)
9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (Answer: The heart is higher than the sky)
10. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: artificial satellite)
11. Three Jinxin, three water are called Miao, and three people are called the crowd, then the three ghosts should be called What? (Answer: Call for help)
12. When a fat girl is sick, what is she most afraid of when others come to visit her? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
13. What is it? More annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's beak)
14. Who is the greatest family in our country? (Answer: old man)
15. What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? ? (Answer: Insomnia)
16. Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)
17. No matter how similar the twins are, someone will always be able to tell them apart. Who is this person? (Answer: themselves)
18. Which train is the longest in the world besides trains? (Answer: Traffic jam)
19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus) )
20. Why doesn’t the egg break when you hit it against a stone? (Answer: Of course it doesn’t break when you hit an egg against a stone)
21. Which game is played backwards? (Answer: Tug of War)
22. What is the relationship between your father’s sister’s cousin’s cousin’s father and your uncle’s son’s sister-in-law? (Answer: Relative relationship)
23. What does a dentist rely on for food? (Answer: Mouth)
24. He is obviously myopic, but he is also a famous greedy boy. If you put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the book, what do you think? What will you look at first? (Answer: Can’t see anything)
25. A person who can’t swim fell into the water but didn’t drown. Why? (Answer: Wearing a life jacket)
26. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)
27. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. When they reach the finish line , which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs don’t sweat)
28. Chu Chu’s birthday is on March 30th. In which year is it March 30th? (Answer: March 30th every year)
29. Which sea does not produce fish? (Answer: Cihai)
30. The biggest shadow you have seen so far is What? (Answer: Dark night, which is the shadow of the earth)
31. There is a natural black marble. On September 7th, if you throw it into the Qiantang River, what will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)
32. What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? (Answer: Which two points of the word ice are removed)
33. Xiao Wang is An excellent soldier, when he was on guard duty one day, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he is aiming)
34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)
35. What thing climbs higher when the weather gets hotter? (Answer: Dimension meter)
36. What will increase by half after being inverted? (Answer: Number 6)
37. Why do people want
Go to the market? (Answer: Because the market cannot come)
38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees cannot jump)
39. There is a certain order written on the paper. However, those who understand this text must not read the order.
So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: It is written above, do not read this article)
40. What will an air conditioner become if it falls from the building? (Answer: murder weapon)
41. Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words? (Answer: Of course it is more convenient to make phone calls than to write letters)
42. Two people live in the same house In the alley, they are only a few steps apart. They work in the same factory, but when they go to work every day, one always turns to the left and the other to the right. Why? (Answer: They live across the street)
43.Net When can you lift water? (Answer: When the water turns to ice, of course you can lift it with a net)
44. Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: In bed)
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45 What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:
Safety island on the road
46 If you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why did the chicken die but not the goose? Answer:
Penguin
47 Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (no one else was watching). Then the police came and all four people ran away, but The police arrived at the house and arrested another person. Why? Answer:
Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him
48 Who is the King of Beasts? Answer:
Zoo Director
49 What can be used to solve all the mysteries? Answer:
Answer
50 What kind of person will appear after death? Answer:
People in the movie
1: What thing climbs higher the hotter the weather?
Thermometer
2: What animal did you kill but bleed your blood?
Mosquitoes
3: Who goes to see a doctor every day?
Doctor
4: In which photo can’t you tell who the photo is?
X-ray photos
5: Why would a healthy couple give birth to an offspring without eyes?
The eggs laid by the rooster and the hen couple have no eyes
6: Mrs. Wang chatters all day long, but there is a month when she talks the least. Which month is it?
February
7: What cloth keeps cutting?
Waterfall
8: Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn’t open the door even with all his strength. What happened? thing?
Just open the door
9: In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the exact same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn’t cheat. Why?
They all turned in blanks
10: What is something that solidifies when heated?
Egg
11: There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right and makes three circles on the same spot, then turns back and makes three circles on the same spot, and then turns right again. Where is its tail facing at this time?
Chaodi
12: Why is there a hospital that never treats people?
Veterinary Hospital
13: What are the products whose manufacturing date and expiry date are on the same day?
Newspaper
14: Which one is more painful to hit the head with coconut or watermelon?
My head hurts
15: Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?
Brush dentures
16: An old lady got on the bus, why didn’t anyone give up their seat?
There is room in the car
17: There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?
Yourself
18: Which one is longer, the water snake, the python, or the green bamboo snake?
Green Bamboo Snake
19: What book is not available in bookstores?
Secretary
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Saliva
21: A major earthquake occurred in a certain place, causing heavy casualties. The radio continued to broadcast the disaster situation and missing persons notices. An old man had been paying attention to the reports on the radio. . Someone asked him: Has the news of your grandson been played on the radio? He replied: No. Then he added: But I know my grandson is definitely safe. How did he know this?
His grandson is the announcer on the radio
22: Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?
He is aiming
23: Xiao Ming set the alarm clock to six o'clock in the morning. He woke up at about five o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was. , can you help?
Wouldn’t it be possible to find it when the alarm goes off at six o’clock?
24: What door can never be closed?
Football Goal
25: Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn?
If you walk, it’s too slow
26: What can you hit effortlessly?
Dozing
27: A ladder is hung on the side of the boat, 2 meters above the sea. The sea water rises half a meter every hour. How many hours will it take for the sea water to submerge the ladder?
A rising tide lifts all boats. Water will not flood the ladder.
28: Two people were going north and south, one carrying a load and the other a backpack. They did not argue or quarrel, and no one gave way, but they passed the single-plank bridge smoothly. Why?
South to north is the same direction, and of course you can pass the single-plank bridge smoothly
29: Have there been aliens on the moon?
Astronauts from Earth have landed on the moon
30: At which level should you start building a building?
It starts from the foundation
31: Xiao Ming is always careless. He wrote ten letters at the same time. After filling the envelope, he checked it and found that one letter was incorrectly packaged. Dad said he was careless again. Why?
If you install it wrong, you have to make two mistakes at the same time. It is impossible to make a mistake on only one. Xiao Ming was sloppy again during the inspection
32: Dongdong’s father has very good teeth, but he Do you often go to the dental hospital? Why?
Because he is a dentist
33: Where do you have to pay to speak?
Call on the phone
34: I don’t know how to do Qinggong. If I put one foot on an egg, the egg won’t break. Why is that?
The other foot stands on the ground
35: Xiao Wang never walks without his feet touching the ground. Why is this?
Because I’m wearing shoes
36: Valentine’s card, birthday card, big and small cards, what kind of card should you send to a woman to win her favor the most?
Credit Card
37: Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon, why didn’t he see even half a person?
There is no half shadow.
38: Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours?
While sleeping
39: When eating an apple, it feels disgusting to eat a worm. How many worms do you feel the most disgusting about?
Half a Bug
40: What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?
Two points of water without ice
41: In today’s society, what do most self-employed people do for food?
mouth
42: Two people came to the river at the same time. They both wanted to cross the river, but they only had one small boat, and the small boat could carry one person. Can they both Cross the river?
Yes, the two of them were on both sides of the river
43: There is a kind of bacteria, after 1 minute, it split into 2, and after another 1 minute, another ** happened *, becomes 4. In this way, it took an hour to put a bacterium in the bottle until it was full.
If 2 of these bacteria are put into the bottle at the beginning, how long will it take to fill the bottle?
59 minutes
44: Put eggs in a basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket doubles every minute, so that after 12 minutes, the basket is full.
So, when is the egg in the basket half full?
11 minutes
45: Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?
Blind Man
46: You will destroy it just by calling its name. What is it?
Silence
47: What often comes but never really comes?
Tomorrow
48: How can I write red letters with a blue pen?
Write a red letter
49: When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate?
Spare Tire
50: There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th?
Sinking to the bottom of the river
51: Under what circumstances does a person become smokey?
Cremation
52: Vixens are best at bewitching men, so what kind of spirit can bewitch both men and women?
Alcohol
53: Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up?
No one dares to break up the fight
54: There is something that you can only hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. What is this?
Right hand
55: There is a sheep that eats half of the grass in the meadow in one year. How many years will it take for it to eat all the grass?
It will never eat up the grass, because the grass will continue to grow.
56: How can you drink the drink at the bottom of a glass full of drinks?
Suck with a straw
57: Jack should have sailed the yacht to the Red Sea, but it ended up in the Black Sea. Why?
He suffers from color blindness
58: What does it mean if a good horse never turns back to eat grass?
There is no grass to eat in the back
59: Who is the king of beasts?
Zoo Director
60: What is something that can only be done by one person?
Dreaming
61: What animal stays up late every day?
Panda, don’t you see the circles under its eyes are black?
62: The beautiful princess stopped hanging the mosquito net after she got married. Why?
She married the Frog Prince
63: Every couple has one absolute thing in common in life. What is it?
That’s getting married on the same day in the same year and the same month
64: What was the biggest regret of Adam and Eve after they got married?
No one comes to the wedding
65: What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Open your eyes
66: When can children meet and be side by side?
Good
67: There is a kind of medicine that you can take without going to the pharmacy. What is it?
Regret Medicine
68: What kind of gun can beat people away but not hurt them?
Water gun, starting gun
69: Why did Xiao Gao buy two books with the same content at the same time?
Giving it away
70: What thing has five heads, but people don’t think it’s weird?
Hands, feet
71: What thing grows a tail at night?
Meteor
72: Which English letter do most people like to hear?
CD
73: The plane was flying in the sky and suddenly ran out of fuel. What fell first?
Fuel gauge pointer
74: The angrier something is, the bigger it becomes?
Temper
75: What flower blooms all year round?
Plastic Flower
76: Where is the narrowest road?
Enemies on a narrow road
77: When does someone knock on the door and you never say please come in?
In the toilet
78: A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat remain indifferent and continue walking without even looking at the mouse?
A blind cat encounters a dead mouse
79: There is half a bottle of wine, and the mouth of the bottle is plugged with a cork. It is not allowed to remove the cork without breaking the bottle. It is not allowed. How do you drink from a bottle without drilling holes in the stopper?
Push the stopper into the bottle
80: There are two people, one facing south and one facing north. They are not allowed to look back, move, or Look in the mirror and ask them if they can see each other's face?
Of course, they are standing face to face.
81: Lin Laosheng received an artificial heart after major surgery.
After she recovered from the illness, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why was this?
I don’t really love her
82: If someone asks you for directions, what words are you most afraid of hearing?
Is this the earth?
83: Is the black chicken more powerful or the white chicken? Why?
Black chickens, black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs
84: I came home in the middle of the night and found that I forgot to bring the key, and there was no one else at home. , what is your biggest wish at this time?
The door was forgotten
85: What are the benefits of black hair?
Not afraid of tanning
86: If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today?
Go to heaven and take a seat
87: When will four minus one equal five?
Cut off one corner of something with four corners
88: Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to humans?
As long as you don’t drink it
89: There is something that people who buy it know, people who sell it know it, but only people who use it don’t know, what is it?
Coffin
90: Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what kind of book does a fat woman look like?
Bound volume
91: What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark?
No one knows
92: When will the clock stop running?
The clock never runs
93: Innateness refers to the inheritance of parents, but what is nurture?
The day after tomorrow
94: What are the main causes of divorce?
Marriage
95: 9 oranges are divided among 13 children. How to divide them fairly?
Squeeze it into juice
96: Put a pencil on the ground so that no one can step over it. What should you do?
Put it against the wall
97: Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor?
She can’t sit
98: What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn’t have children after getting married for fear of losing her figure?
Peerless Beauty
99: Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?
Afraid of eating one’s own fingers
100: What is a ceremony that a priest cannot preside over no matter what?
My own funeral
Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car is a taxi
Who has a busy job all day long?
Answer: Ballerina
What method can be used to make eyebrows grow under the eyes?
Answer: Handstand
What is the thing that everyone will never forget before going to bed?
Answer: Close your eyes
There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator?
Answer: Because he lives on the first floor
A policeman ran away when he saw a thief. Why?
Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly
Xiaoming eats chewing gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: Because he was standing on the tree and jumping.
Xiao Wang was whistling leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?
Answer: Brushing dentures
What door can never be closed?
Answer: Goal
A ladder is hung on the side of the boat. 2 meters away from the sea surface, the sea water rises half a meter per hour. How many hours can the sea water submerge the ladder?
Answer: The water rises, so the ladder will never be submerged.
When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate?
Answer: Spare Tire
What book can’t you buy in a bookstore?
Answer: Secretary
Looking alike The two were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same birth date and parents' names. The company commander asked them if they were twins. They said no. May I ask why?
Answer: Two of the triplets
There were two prisoners in the prison. One night all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guard opened the cell door and saw that Is there another prisoner inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "Quanquan".
What can be used to solve all the mysteries?
Answer: Answer
In today's society, what do most self-employed people who make a fortune do for a living?
Answer: Mouth
What should be hidden? Use it secretly, and then give it to others secretly after use?
Answer: Film
A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is it?
Answer: Angle
Six-year-old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who cannot repair clocks, to repair it for him?
Answer: Because mom asked dad to repair Xiao Ming
When will the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: When it’s time to repair
What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Open your eyes
A truck driver hit a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?
Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time
Xiao Li was drinking and hurt his face. When he went home, he was afraid that his wife would scold him if he found out, so he went to the bathroom and put on a band-aid in front of the mirror. The next day I was still scolded by my wife, why?
Answer: Band-Aid on the mirror
If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the earth?
What kind of game does the winner get no prize, but the loser does?
Answer: Boxing and drinking
p>Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door even with all his strength. Why?
Answer: Just push it away
There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right and makes three circles on the same spot, then turns back and makes three circles on the same spot, and then again. Turn right, where is its tail facing at this time?
Answer: Downward
Why does a hospital never treat people?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Each of them bought one hat, but why did they only buy three hats?
Answer: Three generations of grandparents
What kind of melon can’t be eaten?
Answer: Fool
Why do four 9s add up to 100?
Answer: 99 9/9 = 100
When did you never say come in when someone knocked on the door?
Answer: When going to the toilet
When Xiao Wang was standing guard at the outpost, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly, but why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: Aiming at the target
Which is more powerful, the black chicken or the white chicken? Why?
Answer: The black chicken is more powerful, it can lay white eggs, and the white chicken can lay No black eggs.
Everything in the world melts when heated, but one thing solidifies when heated. What is it?
Answer: Egg
An exam In the exam, a pair of deskmates handed in identical test papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn’t cheat. Why?
Answer: They were all blank papers
The manufacturing date and the expiry date are What is the product on the same day?
Answer: Newspaper
There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?
Answer: Myself
The ice looks like aluminum foil (a four-character idiom)?
Answer: Walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
Both bags of wheat bread were stolen (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Everything is stolen (both stolen)
The mooing cow swam in the water. Stop barking (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Brave but not wise (swimming without moo)
A turtle is famous for carrying a cross (four-character idiom) )?
Answer: Well deserved (cross name turtle)
On the bus ***, two people were having a lively conversation, but the onlookers didn’t listen to a word. No, why is this?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf-mute people
Please think carefully, what is the largest shadow you have ever seen?
Answer: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night.
Mrs. Jin has always been outspoken, but what happened to make her suddenly hesitant?
Answer: Mrs. Jin hesitated when eating sugar cane.
There is a kind of medicine that you want to take but can’t buy it in the drugstore. What kind of medicine is it?
Answer: Regret Medicine
Some people often jump from a height of ten meters without any safety devices. Why?
Answer: High diving
What kind of rain can kill people?
Answer: Rain of bullets
Why do everyone like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because standing and watching will make your feet sore.
What will be the impact of abolishing morning self-study?
Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.
Invite the tortoise and the hare to race, and invite the pig to be the referee. Who will win, the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: Can’t say! The person you are talking about is a pig...
When taking the joint entrance examination, besides the admission ticket, what is the most important thing?
Answer: Remember to get up
Little Ma’s father is in the municipal library (four-character idiom)
Answer: Know the way (老马) Horse)
What is the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog?
Answer: A new dog will still be excited to see you a year later
Bobo man accidentally swallowed 1 yuan. Bobo's father turned him upside down and patted him, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo's father do at this time?
Answer: Continue to feed him one dollar
Which number is the most diligent? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: If you don’t do one, you will never stop.
What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: Safety Island
Why does the cloth keep cutting?
Answer: Waterfall
September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what day is October 28?
Answer: Confucius Full Moon
The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Star fruit (sheep flee)
There are carps under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Polite and polite (there are carps on the ice) )
Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it is frozen tofu
A leather ball and an iron ball fall from a tall building, who comes first? Landed?
Answer: Iron Ball
The class bell rang, but no classmates were in the classroom. What happened? <
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Answer: I am in physical education class
Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car is a taxi
Who has a busy job all day long?
Answer: Ballerina
When Columbus stepped into the New World with one foot, what did he do next?
Answer: The other foot
What is it that people keep eating and never get enough of.
Answer: Air
What method can be used to make eyebrows grow under the eyes?
Answer: Handstand
What is the thing that everyone will never forget before going to bed?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can prevent myopia. Why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes?
What can be added or subtracted?
Answer: Age
What kind of mountains and seas can move
Answer: A sea of ??people
What has no tongue in its mouth
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Answer: Teapot Spout
A policeman ran away after seeing a thief. Why?
Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly
Xiaoming eats chewing gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: Because he was standing on the tree and jumping.
Die is riding on the big cow, why doesn’t the big cow eat grass?
Answer: Because Daniel is a human being
Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but it still felt dirty. Why?
Answer: Because Lao Wang’s reading glasses are dirty
“Natural” is the physical constitution inherited from parents, so what is “nurture”?
Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow’s tomorrow
What do people not like to eat?
Answer: Of course it is a loss
Why do swallows fly south to spend the winter?
Answer: Because he walked too slowly
What is the death method that the prisoner is most willing to choose?
Answer: Old age and death
Who is the most frequent person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?
Answer: Pedestrian
Who does the male barber dislike the most?
Answer: Bald Man
Polar bears eat meat, why doesn’t it eat penguins?
Answer: Can’t eat it
How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately?
Answer: Go barefoot
Lao Zhan has a dog and never bathes the dog. Why doesn’t the dog get fleas?
Answer: Because dogs will only give birth to puppies...
Scissors. Stone. cloth! Miss City produced cloth and Miss Going produced stone. Why did Miss Going win?
Answer: Because Going punched Miss City in the face.
How can we have the best of both worlds?
Answer: Raise a bear that can catch fish
What should you do if you accidentally drown if there is no one else nearby?
Answer: Drink all the water
What will make the people above happy and the people below happy?
Answer: Concert