Jokes, the funnier the better!

Here is a collection of 10 jokes:

1. The rich man said in an interview, You can hardly imagine how much I suffered when I was young, working as a scalper, a porter and a smuggler. Remember: We all saw that these experiences led you to success. The rich man said, no, then I finally married a rich wife.

Comments: rich wife must also have something to do, the rich man is a flash point, perhaps high emotional intelligence, or other reasons. In the financial circle, high emotional intelligence is an extremely important skill

2. financial workers recently on time at 6 o'clock from work, to the square to get ready, open the easy to set up a stall, it is written, open an account free of charge, the square dance starts at seven o'clock, every day with the big mother to exchange an hour of feelings, this month's pinnacle.

Comments: Finance is dependent on other industries, need to deal with all walks of life, all kinds of people. This young man is talented.

3. Invite financial folk to research, send a text message at the end of the sentence must be added, "the organizers provide us with a free lunch", otherwise the financial folk do not come.

Comments: Finance is not all high, there are many people are grounded.

4. A friend asked me if I needed to take a CFA to work in a financial institution, and he said that a public fund, in addition to the fund manager, everyone else is a CFA.

Commentary: CFA is still popular in the public fund, and when this old fund manager retired, the new generation of fund managers is CFA.

5. There was once a second-tier dog, deep in the essence of Warren Buffett, that is, other people's fear I am greedy, other people's greed I am cautious. He insisted on intellectual independence, insisted on reverse investment, and finally lost his money.

Comment: Reverse investment and smooth investment should be done, both are only correct at a certain stage. Mr. Soros's principle of inversion is said to be trend trading.

6. Truth is often in the hands of a few (rich) people.

Comment: it is true in the financial world that the rich tend to be cognizant enough to make so much money.

7. Starting tomorrow, be a happy person, feed horses, chop wood, and travel the world. Starting tomorrow, care for food and vegetables, I have a house, facing the sea, spring flowers. There is a house, there is a house, there is a house .....

Comment: it is a pity that houses were not so important in Haizi's time. Real estate is also a part of finance, real estate belongs to the broader sense of finance.

8. China's financial industry is the most capable of realizing the Chinese dream. As long as you are willing to work hard, diligent, no matter how low birth, how ordinary education, can change their fate in a short period of time, to achieve a significant leap in social class. If you believe these words, you will lose at the starting line.

Comments: the words are not rough, but still should be sunny and positive and beautiful some. The dream is to have, in case it is realized, the financial industry is indeed a lot of examples of reverse.

9. There are many financial workers also like a little fresh, watching plays, listening to music, entrepreneurship, public service, travel. But the deep-seated reason they didn't become literary youth is that they love to speculate on A-shares.

Comment: the regulation is not allowed to brokerage firms public employees to speculate in the stock market, which is a kind of love.

10. I used to think that people who rely on relationships must be very incompetent, and after contacting them, I found that they are better than you

Comments: This is a common phenomenon in the financial circle, and it's better than you, but also better than you want to work hard and have a relationship with them, all three of which are there.