Retirement Sentence Humor:
1, anyway, already retired, don't always be bored at home; take advantage of the legs and feet, go out earlier.
2, anyway, already retired, don't pull the tendon system elbow; while the heart is still in the air, to find some happiness and freedom.
3. Today, Li finally retired, bless you! You can enjoy your old age at home and live happily.
4, life is blessed to retirement, unrestrained freedom, retirement, no beauty and ugliness, their favorite is to enjoy.
5, anyway, has retired, can not give up the pursuit; while the experience is rich, keep up with the trend of the times.
6, anyway, has been retired, spend money do not too stingy; while the green hills are still there, early to see through the enlightenment.
7, retired at home, nothing to do, around the children and grandchildren to play around, back to the passbook to see, the balance is only enough to buy a head of garlic.
8. Retirement is fun, retirement is fun, a little money to play.
9, retired home, we have to dance, play chess, live a little old life.
10, the bell of retirement rang, I packed up my bags, to another world, where there is only happiness! There is full of laughter there.
11, life sooner or later have to retire, today I am very proud, in the age of the struggle I fought, in the years of struggle I struggled; today's harvest, would have belonged to me.
12, life but 30,000 days, live to retirement left eight thousand, rich and powerful also so, since ancient times who over forty thousand days.
13, tired of a lifetime of labor, although it is not addictive, but the rest on the rest, turn your head, and a piece of heaven, perhaps there will be more colorful.
14, life without worrying about anything eaten, only high hopes for longevity increase, so happy in old age, comparable to the gods get away.
15, you finally have an iron rice bowl, do not have to work and sleep can earn money, envy envy.
16, the children and grandchildren will be blessed, the property left after the old man, laugh a smile to ten years less, open-minded party young.
17. There is no aging body in the world, so don't worry about getting into your old age, family affairs are graded and children and grandchildren's affairs are not added.
18, hey, from now on will no longer be afraid, because the monthly pension can be taken, no need to go as hard as chickens like planing food.
19, bored at home to find a job, tired and angry, quit, and then bored, and then look for work, so the retirement life is quite good.
20, finally do not have to listen to the leadership of the teachings, from today onwards, I do my own congratulations!