1) I'm not bad, except for being handsome, I have no shortcomings! I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.
2) The most amazing thing about this magic is that Liu Qian can do magic even without Dong Qing on the stage.
3) Find Leehom! I feel that Liu Qian did it? )
"I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" 1) You are not like a grass root-like a silly root ~
2) Down ~
3) Chen Shimei didn't die, he was crushed to death ~
4) Your mother-in-law's not nodding doesn't affect the two of you having children ~
Jump if you want.
1) Make the face shorter. Are you used to it?
2) The face is wrinkled and cute ~
3) Don't get emotional, I can't cry.
I'll get in your way! I'm in your way. I love you. I love you! ……
5) Your taste is very strong!
6) "I am XXX"-"XXX's disaster!"
7) I think you are like a mouse ~
8) Are you a miniature heart or a wretched person!
9) "Why are you in a wheelchair when you can stand up?" -"Yes, I feel dizzy standing ~ Oh, I feel dizzy ..."
10) "Your old lady is more difficult to serve than Cixi!" -"Have you served Cixi?"
Are you the only one who has a partner? No eyes, right?
12) Seven Snow White, and a dwarf, or a fairy tale!
13) "My stage name is Little Gyro"-"No wonder I want to slap you ~"
This is my place.
This is your territory? You left a mark under the telephone pole?
16) I've been practicing this song for half a year, and I can't climb the high river without a word from you ~
17) I am kind enough to bring a doll to play with you. You two play with me, right? ~
18) opening the door is disgusting-disgusting ~
19) "This old lady is the worst. Do you live alone? " "Aren't you single?" "How do you know?" "Look at looks"
20) Seven Snow White and a Dwarf. That's not a fairy tale. That's a horror movie!
2 1) "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go" "Holy shit ~"
22) "Don't just wave, shake hands, I will stand at the end." "Can I see you again?" "You have to believe that I can stand up first." "It will be a centipede with a thousand hands ~"
23) Oh, my God, that's a potato on a bamboo pole!
24) "Don't look at the tortoise, look at me" "I'd better look at the tortoise ~"
25) "People must be grounded, and grinding-grinding-grinding-grinding-grinding-grinding is healthier?" "Grinding-grinding-grinding-grinding is shorter?"
26) If you want to show off in an ostentatious manner again, you will die!
27) How old are foxes? What are you playing with me?
28) "I'll tell you little pineapple" "Little gyro" "I'll change it from now on" "I'll tell you little slippers" "What's my name?" "I'll call you whatever I remember." "Whatever you say, little camel ~"
29) People who stand up like you didn't stand up have already stood up. I have no reason not to stand up!
30) I'm completely crazy. I ~
Not bad for me.
1) This is really not bad for me ~
2) New Three Obediences, Four Virtues and Three Obediences: Never considerate, never gentle, never considerate; Four virtues: don't say, don't fight, don't scold, don't provoke.
3) "What's wrong with you being a big man and saying you're sorry!" "I'm sorry." "You think saying sorry is enough!"
4) I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen you so ugly-ugly at first glance, but even uglier when you look closely.
5) We women like men with bad looks, but we don't like men with bad looks.
6) Young master never looks beautiful and handsome. Recently, because of various things, I feel unwell and look a little haggard. I owe this to my young master for many years, and I feel melancholy every time I think about it. It coincides with the fact that the queen mother just sent the finest spicy ingredients to pay tribute to the country. The slave thinks selfishly that the master will be excellent after using it! How about a little thought? Is it garlic to eat dregs?
7) At the age of 23, Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty made great achievements, defeated San Francisco and destroyed Ao Bai. How can I not be angry with others? Look, in the Qing Dynasty, the Tongzhi emperor had been dead for four years when he was 23 years old. Hey, I'm balanced!
8) That's not what you want, but what I want is yes!
9) Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why do you ask me about my work experience?
10) the peak time is from 6 am to afternoon 12 ~
1 1) Buy a bus when you buy a car. Someone got on the bus and told him to get off! This private car!
12) The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in the Fifth Ring Road and you are in the Fifth Ring Road ~
13) (gnashing her teeth) This is too expensive!
14) I am so entangled in living!
I rolled up my trouser legs. You know who I am!
16) empty talk will only make the country wrong, but hard work can make the country rich and strong ~
Leave me and love you.
1) buy a flat and get a bottle of soda, buy a set and get a set of pancakes ~
2) You have to see what people need and what you give. ""Oh, it specializes in all kinds of intractable diseases. " "Massage health care, emotional escort. "
3) Does Communication University train people to send small advertisements? They design small advertisements! !
4) "Hey, property, the parking space design in your community is unreasonable. The parking space is so narrow and the car is parked so close that the door can't be opened. It's inconvenient, but I don't have a car . . ""Also, you should correct the questions I will ask you about property in the future. I also want to improve the quality of our whole community. The quality of your community can't go up. How uncomfortable it is for the owner to live. Fortunately, I don't live near your home. . . "
5) What time is it? Look for yourself!
6) My God, my cave!
7) You are all so grown up that you are not afraid of comparison!
8) Your image cleverly avoids the adjectives handsome, handsome, tall, fierce and handsome ~
9) It looks like a joke ~
10) am I one meter eight (or eight)?
1 1) You are not only experienced, but also ignorant ~
12) Come here and I'll measure you to death!
You're in trouble.
1) I am proud ~
2) Everyone in the office building can write ~
3) "You are new here today." "I'm not new here today, I'm new here yesterday. . . "
4) You are in trouble, you are in trouble ~
5) Yo, it looks too complicated ~
6) "I tell you, I'm so bored today!" "I am very happy today ~"
7) Find me a leader! (security monitor) Hey, hey, this person works. ...
8) I don't know, miss ~
9) She is arrogant!
10) These can win a corrupt official, but they can't win a clean security guard!
1 1) control your emotions! I can't stand your excitement!
12) She hung up, she hung up ~ She hung up again ~
13) Her hit rate is quite high ~
14) He is cheating ~
15) absconding also requires funds ~
16) Calm down, I'm used to it ~
17) From now on, she is a certified woman ~
18) female hooligans are even worse ~
19) "Say it, then say it" "I won't say it" "Why" and "I'm tired"
20) Anti-corruption starts from safety ~ "I tell you, rumors and slanders are legally responsible." "I'm not afraid, see who we advanced to find, who do you think you are, do you think you can't pay your debts if you have money, do you think you have the right to be greedy for national money? Do you think that opening four hukou books can control the housing supply? You think you can exercise sovereignty by buying an island? Send you two words: it's over. " 2 1) If you are not tired, your salary will be doubled. I accidentally stepped into a well-off society ~
22) Go away.
Happy Today 2
1) this heart is for you to fuck, fuck fine ~
2) "You doubt me ~" "I don't doubt you" "Okay" "I doubt you both ~"
3) Is this a low probability?
4) You are talking about the Big Bang!
5) Why do you always talk against the wind?
6) "I'm not afraid of shadows!" -"I'm not afraid of shadows when I'm finished ~"
7) "Are they all new?" "Otherwise, what should I use? If I don't let you move away when I get divorced, this room will be left with me and the load-bearing wall ~"
8) Your heartless kick kicked me from memory to reality ~
9) As long as you say no-that won't do either ~
10) Take a picture, baby!
1 1) "There is a meeting over there", "What meeting" and "misunderstanding ~"
12) oh, my god, grandpa ~
13) ex-husband, you have a hat on your head ~
14) I really can't stay here ~
15) dad, hey hey ~ | I love you ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The snow in the north of Saibei ~
16) What's the matter? Hurry up, I'm afraid there's not much time ~
17) You see, this long one is also scum ~
18) You see which of your five senses can pass! Finally, a melon face has grown!
19) "I was completely defeated by your innocence ~" "What defeated you was not innocence, but no shoes ~"
20) Hao Jian's wife ~ ~ wife!
2 1) Trust between husband and wife comes first ~
22) Not Li, but Apple Orange and Plum Pear Orange!
black sheep
1) "I hope" "which hospital?"
2) Your IQ balance is obviously insufficient, please recharge it ~
3) Three hobbies of teachers ~ ~ ~
4) I am on the road to happiness ~
5) No Band-Aids when sleeping ~
6) Counting sheep in case of insomnia: a sheep Zzzzzzzzz
7) You are all people with ID cards ~
8) Pirates: "Robbery! Bring 500,000! " Juwan: "I'll give you 1 10,000, and you can write me an invoice of 2 million ~"
9) I put three eggs in the egg pie. When I feel avenged, I'll tell him I laundered money!
10) Braised beef, stewed chicken with mushrooms, and spareribs with scallion-which set meal do you suggest I make?
1 1) It's not as convenient as meeting people ~
12) Bring it up and I'll fucking smell it ~
13) I not only buy watches, but also dare to wear them. I not only wear a watch, but also dare to take it out. I not only watch, but also dare to play.
14) in order to wear a watch, my suit is half-sleeved ~
15) Three-door refrigerator, with upper freezing, middle refrigeration and lower dust removal ~
16). Degang Guo: "Buy TV sets, buy forty TV sets. Tune one channel to another, make room for a wall, set it all up, and sit in the house like sitting in an electric city. On the New Year's Eve, I was transferred to the Central No.1 Middle School, and there will be Degang Guo tonight. "
17) by the way, I have to marry a wife. Hey, who do you think I should marry?
18) Half-sister ~
19) When a princess marries a commoner, it is called marriage. Do you know what it means to take off the shelf? Just don't let it sell!
20) You practice your sword here ~
2 1) Four floors, three floors underground ~
22) I have antiques, a set of five Zheng Banqiao Fuwa ~ Gan Long's handwriting: Don't drive, don't drive ~
23) Why are there 200 tables in the hotel next door? I went there to have a look, and I was convinced at first sight. Damn it, he's public money ~!
Helping is not alone.
1) Please get out of the way, you are blocking my signal ~
2) Little frog strolling around the street-green travel ~
3) This unlucky child ~
4) "Why are you going?" "She called her master." "The Tang Priest didn't touch your second brother, why did you go!"
5) You bring out her beauty ~
6) "People say I look like Marek Yili ~" "You are more like her sister Mary, and most like his third child, Ma Lisan ~"
7) Wu Dalang jumps on horseback. Do you think you are uncle bird?
8) "How much do you earn in January?" "less than 10 thousand", "how much less than 10 thousand" and "4 thousand"
9) Oh, I see ~
10) Give a hand, it's not lonely ~
1 1) The world is full of love ~
12) "My eyes are like lights", "Your eyes are like Dong Qing", "My face is like a washbasin", "Your face is like CoCo Lee", "My nose is like bean curd" and "My mouth is like a city gate". My mouth is like Sebrina, and Sebrina's mouth is not much smaller than the city gate. . . "
13) "Why don't you help me!" "I haven't pulled you. If you were me, your mother would have called! "
14) As far as I'm concerned, it's only two stops to Babaoshan ~
15) Holding it is like returning to the master's place, Mo Yan is writing on the chopping board, and the urban management is standing on the stall ~