1. House Jiale, house Jiale, students at home online class. The teacher's screen writes the board, and the parents sit beside each other.
2. Being a teacher is a kind of practice! The results of the practice of each teacher are different! Don't be anxious, don't be impatient, enjoy yourself, be generous, be disciplined, don't forget the beginning, and live to the sun!
3. If the quilt is the tomb of youth, then I would rather die in it.
4. Every day I eat, every day I am tired, every day I sleep I am proud.
5. What brand of toothpaste I use depends entirely on which brand's promoter my mom meets first when she goes to the supermarket.
6. My heart is a tomb, fear of death can not be the protagonist.
7. "Say, what else would you do besides eat" "I would be hungry."
8. Can not go out of the N day, began to the balcony to eat, look at the outside world.
9. Friends invited to refuse, the next day to lift the bottle of wine.
10. Someone asked what is the first beauty in my hometown? I answered: it's me.
11. Elementary school consumes pencils, middle school consumes books, high school consumes brains, and college consumes traffic.
12. Short pavilion short, red dust rolling, I put the Xiao again sigh.
13. From now on, don't live the life you should live, go to the life you want to live!
14. Every day every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Also self.
15. Fat people can never realize the hard work of thin people.
16. Life is a glass slag to find sugar to eat, may be sweet, may be fishy sweet.
17. Too tired to draw a lucky netizen to carry all for me.
18. To be a sweet girl, to be able to nestle in your arms, pampered to kiss the kind of Zuo ~
19. Math teacher led us in the sea of learning to swim, he went ashore, we drowned.
20. Flowers bloom into the sea, thoughts become disaster. If you don't come, I'm going to grow old.
21. Life is like a news broadcast, not to change the station can escape.
22. When I was young, the teacher asked me to explain the words: handsome? I was puzzled, suddenly, the table took a mirror in front of me, I realized!
23. In no one's heart, you must live like a man.
24. The best feeling is when you look over towards him and he is already gazing at you.
Self-indulgent humor sentences for relaxation between jobs Part II25. Typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows, in case I am blown to your home, I will not go.
26. Whether now or in the future, I hope you will be treated well. The difficulties or problems you meet can always be solved, the things you like will not be missed, and the people you like happen to be around, the green shade and cool breeze accompany you in summer, and the warm sun gives you warmth in winter.
27. Ugly-looking children have to run hard, run faster, because the speed is fast with heavy shadow others can not see that ugly face.
28. Remember that self is a woman, and then struggle like a man.
29. Do not fall in love with me, because I am the Ultraman of outer space.
30. God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, but you used to roll your eyes, what a waste of resources.
31. The best state is to have seen the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.
32. At the moment we thought that we could not get past the threshold, after a period of time to look back in fact, has long been easy to jump over; at the moment we thought that we could not get past the moment, in fact, endured to stay on the natural past. All the things that did not defeat you, will make you stronger. Time is also, it did not defeat you, will give you redemption.
33. winter, do not want to go to class so that the roommate to help leave, the next day I heatstroke news spread all over the campus.
34. If you have been busy lately, don't panic, after this period, you can then busy next period.
35. The country and the people are in peace, the society is peaceful, the public gardening, enjoying themselves, being there, quite emotional, China's heyday, a hundred years have not.
36. Two days off, are self-indulgent.
37. Lesson time is like a Nanfu battery, one more than six long
38. Young people, at the moment, no money is nothing, after the days of no money is still more!
39. I am now single, please bless my friends are also single.
40. You don't move, not mine, you also give me to put that.
41. Mutual greetings are as sweet as honey, and it is safest to stay at home.
42. There is no such thing as a free-for-all, just a quiet mood!
43. I'm sorry, I can't control my temper, and I don't care about everyone's feelings.
44. In fact, I do not have nothing, I am full of conceit and pretense, and disease.
45. Self-pleasure, self-reliance, no matter what others say today and tomorrow, today's flowers in tears, tomorrow's sunrise smile.
46. Think about your own mistakes, and forget about others.
47. You really do not look down on fat people, thin down a piece of a piece of death.
48. You can not prevent anyone from making a poor evaluation of you, and you, to give yourself a little more warmth.
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1. To be a sweet girl, to be able to nestle in your arms, pampered to kiss the kind of Zuo ~
2. Now things, now the heart, can be with the fate of the future things, the future of the heart, why need to work hard.
3. It's okay to be fat, at least you're ugly
4. Remember that I'm a woman, and then fight like a man.
5. Some people will come and go in your life, but as long as there are those who are willing to stay is enough.
6. I hope that everyone is sensible to follow the star, do not boil bad body for me.
7. Square dance, tai chi, smile and walk in the spring. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
8. The meaning of getting up early is to have a nap.
9. A person's character determines his chance. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your encounters.
10. There are so many couples outside, I don't dare to go out, I'm afraid they regret having a date.
11. If I'm riding a horse you can call me horseman, if I'm driving you can call me car driver, then if I'm in charge of the accounts you should call me what ah.
12. One day you will calm down and look at the story of self like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.
13. Self-pleasure, self-pleasure, they do not heartache no one heartache, now the mentality is to earn money on the happy.
14. You give me a drop of tears, I see all the ocean in your heart
15. You can not prevent anyone from making a poor evaluation of you, and you, to give yourself a little more warmth.
16. I'm only in my twenties, love can arrive later, but express and takeout, a little bit late can not.
17. Self-pleasure, self-reliance, no matter what others say ancient and modern, today's flowers in tears, tomorrow's sunrise smile.
18. Class time is like a Nanfu battery, one more than six long
19. I am a little bird how to fly can not fly high, because the cage is so high!
20. I do not want someone to understand, all proud.
21. I'm no longer the one who spends fifty dollars to consider a long time cutie, I now five dollars have to think long and hard.
22. He married loneliness as a companion, and then there is a child, called memory.
23. You have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.
24. Rough tea doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if your friends fall apart, it doesn't matter if the soldiers are in a state of chaos, as long as you have a steaming soul, the days won't be bad.
Relaxation of self enrichment of life self-indulgent sentences part II25. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook its head for the rest of the night.
26. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the person you love.
27. There is no room, so you do not have a mother-in-law.
28. I really don't understand why I am so poor and still able to eat so fat.
29. As long as there is a bag of salt, do not go to the bank to get money.
30. Life is a glass slag to find sugar to eat, may be sweet, may be fishy sweet.
31. A bite to eat a drawer of steamed dumplings, the key is not to sell half a drawer Well, I feel that I have to wake up the flood of power in my body!
32. In fact, confession may not be a good thing, confession will appear to be particularly black hand.
33. What makes me tired at the moment, I want to put down what, do not reason.
34. There are things but a long time, it is impossible to understand. There are things to wait to understand, and it is too late.
35. When I was a child, I didn't love to eat, which led to my shortness now; now I love to eat, which led to my fatness and shortness.
36. killed me also do not say, you have not made the beauty plan!
37. Life is like a news broadcast, not to change the station can escape.
38. The earth is not worth it if you are worth it.
39. Put the value of the body low, so that they live a little easier, happy to spend every day.
40. The most recent wish is: to sleep with eyes closed, and to have you with eyes open.
41. A person who has survived all the suffering, is not looking forward to having to be with anyone.
42. We gave the best time to the school, but the school used the examination to make things difficult for us.
43. Every time you take a shower, look in the mirror and you'll feel like you're unusually good-looking, so maybe it's just your head in the water.
44. I'm a kind and lovely person, but if you have to talk to me, I suggest you go to hell.
45. The inner self is full of strong, self enjoyment. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new one.
46. Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
47. The people who are invulnerable to poison have been incorrigible.
1. Don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, I'm the most important person in your class of words, silly child, I'm your father.
2. Single dogs do not go out in winter when the roads are icy, because the fall will be frozen into a woof broken ice ice.
3. When you feel ugly and poor and useless, do not despair, because at least your judgment is right.
4. The phone at the end of you always laugh so crazy when you are happy, the phone at the end of me listening to so crazy.
5. Ancient really good, bear too much pressure will become a demon, become a demon, become a god. And modern, bear too much will become a psychosis.
6. Flowers bloom into the sea, thoughts become disaster. If you don't come, I'm going to grow old.
7. Both born Yu He Shengliang, both born food He Sheng fat, both born Liu Hai He Sheng gust of wind, both born me He not born my object.
8. Look at the Korean drama inside the heroine's head leaning on the glass of the bus, really beautiful to burst, I also tried, almost did not shock into a concussion.
9. That day, I cried and asked the boss why he had to work overtime on the weekends today, and the boss said, "Today is the day, there can be no vacation.
10. You do not want to plant flowers, you said, I do not want to see it a little faded. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoid the beginning of everything.
11. Fat does not matter, at least you look ugly
12. Time will one day separate us, but. Even so, let's stay together until that day comes.
13. Time is the devil, it fades everything including love and youth
14. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course is the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play the game, do not dare to play the daughter-in-law.
15. They are too strong, with a smile to cover up all the sadness, so in the end will be so sad and collapse.
16. My character is lazy, my interest is to play, my specialty is to eat, and my skill is to sleep
17. Please don't be playful with me when I call you by your full name, because this is the time I am serious.
18. I'm no longer that spend fifty dollars also have to consider a long time cutie, I now five dollars have to think y.
19. Now I can understand that as long as there are people I want to see, I am no longer alone.
20. A bite to eat a drawer of steamed dumplings, the key is not to sell half a drawer well, the feeling is to wake up the flood force in my body!
21. Because of you, I want to become a better person, do not want to be a burden to you, and so I am trying to prove that I am good enough to match you.
22. There are fish that can never be shut up because they belong to the sky
23. Where there are people who miss you, that is where you return.
2. The stump that was blown by the wind, put into the vial, two days, self-indulgence, still open that happy.
3. If you dislike my temper, then you still find a leaky bar
4. Always say that my mouth is hard not to taste a mouth how to know the soft is not soft.
5. Some of the road, is to use the feet to walk. Some of the road, to go with the heart. Tripping feet, often not thorns and stones, but the heart. So, it looks like the road is spread out in front of us, in fact, is the heart fluttering on the road. One foot deeper, one foot shallower, joy is on the way, sorrow is on the way. But as long as the heart does not walk on the road, life will not give you the road to go.
6. Life is like a news broadcast, not to change the station can escape.
7. Your shortness is lifelong, my fat is temporary.
8. I'm an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my money yet.
9. Time, not necessarily prove many things, but will certainly see through many things.
10. I hope that everyone is sensible to chase the star, do not boil bad body for me.
11. Sorry is just a reason for betrayal, okay is just an excuse for disappointment.
12. The ugly duckling into a white swan, not just how hard it is, but its parents are white swans.
13. Happiness is when you are bored to a realm, there are people with giggles.
14. The best state is to have seen the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.
15. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you still come up with so many ways to save money?
16. You give me a drop of tears, I see all the ocean in your heart
17. The more you care about people, the more you can not guess.
18. The cell phone is looked at a thousand times, snail indoor look out, outside the sun is quite bright, stand firm and do not add to the chaos.
19. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a horseman, if I am driving you can call me a car driver, then if I am managing the account you should call me what ah.
20. Never be fat, or later poor to beg, no one believe you are beggars.
21. In fact, confession may not be a good thing, confession will appear to be particularly black hand.
22. Since the body in the distance, then do not ask the way back, because, any journey, there will be the end. The change of light, the seasons flow, just walk through a round, you can steer a horse to return to the journey. At that time, the horizontal slant of the plum branch, has explored the wall courtyard, the first for you to bring the news of spring
23. I bashful eyes, as I squeeze the eyes to come.
24. Bored shit, sleeping in bed at home, not enough to sleep in school to stimulate!
25. As long as there is a grain of rice, not to crowded places.
26. I have insomnia, but my world sleeps peacefully.
27. I don't know how to chat, but when you're bored, I'll stay with you when you're bored.
28. If I had known it was like this, like a dream, then I would not have slept.
29. He married loneliness as a companion, and then there is a child, called memory.
30. Love you love to the end of the sea! Your face is looking forward to every day and night! I want to have you with me all my life! I will never regret it! The first word of each sentence is read together!
31. It doesn't matter if it's a rough meal, it doesn't matter if your friends fall apart, it doesn't matter if you're in a mess, as long as you have a steaming soul, the days won't be bad.
32. Whether now or in the future, I hope you can be treated well. The difficulties or problems you meet can always be solved, the things you like will not be missed, the people you like also happen to be around, the green shade and cool wind accompany you in summer, and the warm sun gives you warmth in winter.
33. Send you a compass, lest you be spoiled by me to find the north.
34. Do not say that others have a sick brain, the premise of a sick brain is that there must be a brain.
35. To where I will take you, after all, you live in my heart.
36. Pull black to delete is to make the temper tantrum, really leave is polite.
37. When we are young, we love each other to death, but as the years get longer, you will realize that love is not all of life. Being kind, working hard, reading, working out, and getting better is the most important thing in life.
38. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleep again.
39. There is no princess life to have a queen's heart, no one will always see you as a treasure.
40. Intelligence and wisdom are two different things. Intelligence is a survival ability; and wisdom is a realm of survival. There are not many smart people in the world, it is estimated that there is one in ten; and the wise man is even rarer, it is estimated that there is no one in a hundred miles. In real life, it is the smart people who do not suffer; and it is the wise people who can suffer. Smart people know what they can do, and wise people understand what they can't do.
41. Finally lived the life of a pig, feel that the pig is not easy to live.
42. As long as it is a comedy ending, the process you let me how to cry.
43. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.
44. There is no such thing as good and evil, but good and evil exist in your heart.
45. The biggest biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my own sweet face.
46. Life is a glass slag to find sugar to eat, may be sweet, may be fishy sweet.
47. My character is lazy, my interest is to play, my specialty is to eat, and my skill is to sleep
48. You have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.