1, as long as the feelings are good, no matter how much to drink; as long as the feelings are deep, fake is also serious; as long as the feelings are there, anything is wine.
2, this wine ah looks like water, drink to the mouth spicy mouth, drink to the belly haunted, walk to trip legs, get up in the middle of the night to find water, wake up in the morning regret!
3. You can't drink too much in the morning, but there are several tables tonight; you can't get drunk at noon, but the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; you can't drink at night, so that your wife doesn't have to look around.
4, a bottle of wine in one hand, a diploma in the other; outside for a vase of flowers, home to support a bottle of vinegar; to the upper level to be leveled, to the lower level to shovel!
5, one or two or two is not wine, three or two or four rinse mouth, five or six is wine, seven or two or eight to help the wall to go, nine or two or ten wall to go people do not go.
6, a cup of two cups of stride, three cups of four cups of wall walk, five cups of six cups of wall walk I do not go, drink a catty sister to hold me go!
7, want to get drunk, the wine left in the stomach; afraid of getting drunk, white water to run; really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; drunk, sleeping under the table; pretend to be drunk, forget to give tips.
8, modern men: drinking, a bottle of two bottles not drunk. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. Doing the work as much as possible to play sleep!
9, Mr.: drunkenness is not wine. Miss: The wine is not in the weng. Miss: not hanging on a tree. Mr.: Do not let a person hanging tree.
10, people in the world, can not leave the wine; people in the world, that can not drink high.
11, lover's tears, a drop of drunkenness; sentimental heart, a rubbing on the broken; enmity and grudges without right and wrong, who can guess the right, love this cup of wine, who drink have to be drunk.
12, female: you see the man sitting next to you? Male: Well ...... have seen. WOMAN: Since I refused his marriage proposal five years ago, he has been drinking every day so far. M: really confused, he needs to celebrate so long?
13, you are the wine, I am the luminous glass; you are beautiful for me, I am intoxicated for you; you have you to accompany in this life, a big drunken life without regret!
14, can drink beer and white wine, such cadres can not go; can drink two drink half a catty, such cadres are most assured; can drink half a catty drink eight, such cadres to cultivate.
15, two alcoholics met, one said: I bitter ah! Wife spent all my money and ran away. The other said: you count good, my wife spent all my money and refused to go!
16, wine is eating essence, the more you drink, the younger you are; wine is the Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful you look; wine is dichlorvos, you don't get drunk, I don't get drunk, who will sleep on such a wide road!
17, the wine glass up, the certificate policy to relax; chopsticks a mention, can can; wine and rice stop, can not also line; you and I drunk, not also right.
18, today's wine, today's drunk, don't live too tired; good also over, bad also over, just to mood is not bad.
19, drinking five steps: pouring wine when the wind and rain, persuade the sweet words, drink when the words, drink too much nonsense, to the end of the downpour.
20. Drinking wine without getting drunk is the highest, good color is not chaotic is heroic, unjust enrichment of the gentleman do not take, bear the gas to spare people from the elimination of the disaster.