Little Red Riding Hood's English skit is funny...

Little Red Riding Hood

Scene 1: Little Red Riding Hood's house

Mum: (Mummy holds a basket and puts the fruits on the table in the basket)

Little Red Riding Hood: (Singing a song, and running in happily) Hi, mummy, what are you doing?

Little Red Riding Hood: (singing a song and running in happily) Hi, mummy, what are you doing?

Mum: (putting the fruits on the table and putting them in the basket, and saying with a heavy heart) Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood: (nodding as he lifts the basket) Ok!

Mum: (looking kindly at Little Red Riding Hood) Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy. Goodbye, mummy.

Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.

Scene 2: On the Road

(A light music comes from far away, and Little Red Riding Hood jumps to the flowers with a basket)

Little Red Riding Hood: Wow! Hood: Wow! Flowers, how beautiful! (Putting down the basket to pick flowers.) One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf: (With a low music, Wolf strides up to the stage) I am wolf. Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (makes a sly face and says hello to Little Red Riding Hood)

Little Red Riding Hood: (touches his braid with his hand)

Little Red Riding Hood: (touches his braid with his hand)

Wolf: (with a low music beat) I am wolf. : (Running his hand through his braid and answering innocently) To Grandma's. Grandma is ill.

Wolf: (Muttering to himself) I'll eat Grandma. But ...... (to Little Red Riding Hood) Hey, you're not going to eat Grandma, are you? Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood: (dances with the 6 ducks to the music)

Wolf: (quietly hides behind the tree)

Little Red Riding Hood: (stops dancing) Hello! Baby ducks, how are you?

Six Ducks: We're fine. Thank you. Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood: To Grandma's. Oh, I must be a good friend.

Six Ducks: Goodbye.

Scene 3: Grandma's house

Grandma: (gasps for breath, walks shakily to the bed, sits on the edge of the bed, gasps, yawns, and slowly lays down on the bed. on the bed.)

Wolf: (coming out from behind the tree, saying as he walks) I am very hungry now. (making a look of searching) Where is Grandma's house? (speaking happily to the audience) Aha , it's here. (knocking on the door) Bang, Bang, Bang.

Grandma: Who is it?

Wolf: (putting on the voice of Little Red Riding Hood, and wagging his tail triumphantly while saying) It's me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Wolf: (putting on the voice of Little Red Riding Hood, and wagging his tail triumphantly while saying) It's me. Grandma: (getting up) Come in, come in.

Wolf: (walking triumphantly to the bedside) Grandma , I'll eat you.

Grandma: (clutching her clothes in panic, staring, and screaming as she rolls off the bed and onto the floor)

Grandma: (grabbing her clothes in terror, staring, and screaming as she rolls off the bed and onto the floor)

The Gray Wolf swallowed Grandma and made her cry.

The gray wolf swallowed Grandma in his stomach.

Wolf: (patting his belly with a thumbs up) Yummy! I'll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood: (knocking on the door happily) Grandma...Grandma...

Wolf: (dressed up as Grandma's voice) Who is it?

Wolf: (dressed up as Grandma's voice) Who is it?

Little Red Riding Hood: It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!

Wolf: Come in, Come in.

What a strange noise! Little Red Riding Hood: (bounces in, puts the basket on the table, walks to the bed, takes a look, jumps back a few steps) Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf: I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood: Wow! Hood: Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf: I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood: Oh! What a big hand.

Wolf: I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood: Oh! Little Red Riding Hood: (kneeling in front of the bed, taking Wolf's hand and touching it) Look! What a big hands?

Wolf: (jumping up from the bed and saying) I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood: (running desperately) Oh!

Wolf: (catching up to Little Red Riding Hood, eating, patting his stomach) It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter: (holding a gun and searching) Where's the wolf? Where's the wolf?

Look! A door. The wolf is sleeping.

Wolf: (making a whirring sound)

Hunter: (picking up his gun and putting it down) What a big stomach! Touch Wolf's stomach) Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(picks up the scissors from the table and holds them up) Look! Scissors.(does a cut of Wolf's stomach) Cut, cut, cut.

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma: (makes a whirring noise)

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma: (picks up the gun and puts it down) What a big stomach! Riding Hood/Grandma: Thank you.

Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread.

Little Riding Hood ,give me some stones.

Hunter: (from the table, take the scissors and hold them up) Look! Grandma: (brings needle and thread from the table)

Little Red Riding Hood: (brings some stones) One, two, three.

Hunter: (puts the little stones into Wolf's shirt)

Grandma: I'll thread it.

Hunter: (picking up the gun) Woke up!

Wolf: (getting up, holding his big belly in both hands) My stomach is so heavy.

Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf: (running) Help! Don't shoot me!

Hunter: (shooting) Bang, bang!

Wolf: (falling down)

Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.

Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma: Yeah! Grandma: Yeah! Thank you.

Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and Hunter (bowing together): Thank you

Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and Hunter (bowing together): Thank you.