1. Ernong plays with pigs
2. If you kill the birdman, I will be an angel!
3. Being handsome is useless! In the end, you won’t be eaten by pawns Drop!
4. Live well, because we will die for a long time!!
5. We should keep quiet when listening to sermons in church. It is very impolite to disturb others' sleep. .
6. My girlfriend asked me what would happen if she died. I firmly said: I will not live alone (find another job). She was very happy...
7. People You are not smart, and you are bald like others.
8. You are electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth!
9. I always wander between Cow A and Cow C.
10. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?!
11. At noon on the day of hoeing, bend your bow and shoot at the big eagle.
12. The hair will be smooth and smooth, and the scalp will be more outstanding.
13. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.
14. It’s better to fight with someone who understands. Fight, don’t say a word to SB.
15. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a little woman cannot be without money for a day.
16. A garden full of spring cannot be shut down, I lured Hongxing out of the wall.
17. Since ancient times, no one has ever died, and no one can poop without paper!
18. The great life is to die under the flowers.
19. Women are tools for making human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.
20. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express the sorrow of Lao Tzu!
21. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?!
22. Nonsense is the first line of interpersonal relationships
23. Just a hoe If you dance well, there is no corner that you can’t beat!
24. You can’t study hard, but you have to review hard.
25. The cause of constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small. < /p>
26. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me.
27. The more you spend, the closer you are to bed.
28. If you want to hang out in the world, it is best to be a bachelor.
29. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is plugged into the hole.
30. Choose a lady with a good skirt. Pull.
31. Rich people eventually get married.
32. I am Jesus’ son, coconut!!
33. College is about learning. .
34. I have a blue dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder.
35. BMW means don’t touch me, MSN means touch you to death.
36.Other people’s money is something outside my body.
37.I am the most honest person and never tell lies, except for this sentence.
38. The sky is full of spirit, the earth is spirit. Ling, let’s have another ice cream.
39. Senior brother, I heard that the second senior brother’s meat is more expensive than the master’s.
40. I hope that one day I can double-click me with the mouse wallet, then select a 100-round card, hold down ctrl-c and continue ctrl-v
41. The professor was talking about organic chemistry polymers on the podium, and he first drew a " "Peptide bond", he told everyone, "This is a 'eunuch', let's give him a 'methyl group'"... Oh no!
42. You bald donkey, dare to compete with a poor man for his master's degree. Too!!
43. The inner beauty that men refer to refers to what’s inside the bra, not the heart.
44. It’s gold, but it will eventually be spent..
< p>45. Who can go 90 minutes without cum?.. The Chinese National Football Team!!46. A handsome man is useful. Can he use his face to swipe a credit card in a bank?
< p>47. It is said that men become bad when they are rich, but I have been a good man for more than 20 years.48. A woman said to a man: Come to my house, I will feed you. < /p>
49. It’s not that you don’t smile, your fans will fall off as soon as you smile.
50. Tall is tall, but you are a straw bag, short is short, you can stand being stepped on, thin is thin, you have muscles. < /p>
51. Only women and English are difficult to find, only jobs and a wife are difficult to find.
52. Driving is not difficult, except for new people.
53. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers and sisters. Looking back, I have been running around naked for more than 20 years.
54 The can pull ring loves the can, but The mentality of a can is filled with Coke.
55. I would rather believe in ghosts than believe in a man’s broken mouth.
56. A group of Japanese people came to visit our school today and said To be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes.
57 After studying for more than ten years, I still feel that kindergarten is easier to mix.
1 When I was a child In order to educate me about dishonesty in eating, an old farmer said to me: It has been hard work for 60 years and there was no food to eat, so I never threw away the boogers I picked out.
2. There was a rich man looking for a servant. The topic of the interview was to use the toilet. The first few people came out without washing their hands after using it. The rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man discovered that he didn't. He came out after washing his hands. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied: I brought toilet paper today...
3. A man saw a big sale in a store and walked in. "You buy it." What?" "I want to buy dog ??food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is there such a regulation?" "This is what discounted goods are like." The man spent a long time with the salesperson, but the salesperson still said He refused to sell it to him. He had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food again. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We There are regulations, you must prove that you have a cat. "It was the same salesperson. The man spent a long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man held the cat and dug out some food. A big cardboard box with a hole in it came to the store and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?" "You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky." "I I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
4. A man took his friend to visit his grandma. While he was talking to his grandma, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table. The peanuts were all eaten. When they left, his friend said to grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck off the outer layer of them." It's just chocolate. I'm old, cough...
5. Someone liked the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Pot". Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him, This dish has been sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man Following the waiter's instructions, I saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to me. The gentleman had almost finished his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man thought that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so He walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want this?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down and picked up the spoon. He started gobbling it up. After a while, half of the food was eaten. Suddenly he found a very small mouse with full fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. He felt nauseated and vomited back all the vermicelli he had eaten. In the casserole. When he was turning his stomach there, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said: "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now..."
6. On this day, The hotel owner was inspecting the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for a toothpick. The boss thought to himself that this beggar now Why did you ask for toothpicks instead of rice? He was sent away in the same way. Not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you also here to ask for toothpicks?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited. But I'm a step too late. The two beggars in front have already eaten everything I can eat, and now only the soup is left. Can you give me a straw? ”
7. The boss and the second child were on a plane. The second child got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to go get the bag. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The eldest son asked the reason, and the second eldest son said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited."
8. One day, The eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play again. They saw the two of them arguing about the development of the plot and made a bet about it. The eldest brother pointed to the row in front.
The spittoon said: "The loser has to take a sip of the stuff there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two continued to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost. Only the second child was seen. He picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps in a row. The boss was shocked and fell to the ground in admiration. He said to the second child, "You are amazing, you can actually drink fifteen big gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, " It’s not that I want to drink it. The phlegm in the spittoon is too thick and I can’t stop biting it...