Funny or Classic Stories

Ghost Parking Lot Walking into the parking lot, Chen felt that something was not quite right, but he couldn't tell where it was wrong - maybe it was too late at night, he thought, and he had a little too much to drink, so he felt a little strange?

His car was parked on the third floor, and there was no elevator in the parking lot there, so he had to take the stairs down, and he grumbled in his mind, and suddenly smiled to himself! What did he just say in his mind? "Ghost parking lot"! Really funny, ghost parking lot, of course, is the parking lot without elevator equipment to express dissatisfaction, not this parking lot has a ghost, not that this is a ghost of the parking lot. A Chen himself explained to himself, can not help but feel a chill, patted his heart, and shook his head vigorously to make himself more awake.

The stairs are very quiet, so late to drive of course not very, or no one is good, the city security is not very good, if suddenly the corner of the stairs appeared a person, may also be scared a big jump! He was just thinking, the corner of the stairs, a flash of silhouette, really turned out a person, A Chen naturally stopped for a moment, the person who walked down from above, also stopped for a moment. A Chen looked at the person, that is a face of make-up have gone out of the way of the woman, the age is very young, but a face of dust flavor, washed away all the resignation cosmetics, her face may be very clean, but at this time, it seems to give a person the feeling of fear of cloth.

A Chen unconsciously cursed a do not want to look down the look he is big and strong, in order to fear that people misunderstand that he is not a good person, so he sidestepped, so that the woman went down first. That woman's expression is very strange, may be she is too tired, a little bit of eyes are not, looking at him, the gaze seems to be a piece of wood. Moreover, why did she cross her arms in front of her chest, and her body shivered a little, like she was cold? How could she feel cold?

A Chen can not help but inhale a breath, at this time, the woman has hurried down, A Chen looked at her back, curves, very moving, A Chen can not help but secretly gulp a little saliva, has been waiting for the woman turned the corner of the stairs, out of sight, he continued to walk upwards.

Three flights of stairs, said high not woe, said low not low, he also walked a little breathless, the upper parking lot lights, a little half bright not dark, he felt to look out, vision a little fuzzy, rubbed his eyes. Look out, row after row of parked cars, all seem to be moving slowly, the car is all parked, of course, will not move, it must be the alcohol came up, he thought, really bad, wait a while and have to drive a long way home, is it possible to support it?

He took a couple of sharp steps forward, and felt a little more unsteady on his feet, so he reached out and held on to a car.

The car was parked with its rear end facing outward, and his hand was pressed on it, and he clearly felt the car was moving, and he was shocked, and he hastened to shrink his hand, and opened his mouth wide and wanted to call out, but he couldn't make a sound.

The lights in the parking lot did not change, and the car was even darker inside, and he could not really see it. He looked in, and saw that something seemed to be moving in the car, and he gasped a few times, and fixed his mind, and then he saw that one part of the moving object, which was white and moving, and that it was a woman's thigh, and, well, there was a man's hand on the thigh that was moving, and, well, he knew what was going on, and he made a big drunken uh-oh, and reached over to the baggage cover, and he saw that he could not see the car. And reached down, on the luggage cover, and slapped it hard. As soon as he had slapped it, he dodged aside and hid behind another car, looking forward. He saw the car, the men and women, who had been entwined in a ball, split up and look out.

Their faces, in the rear of the car behind the glass, A Chen can clearly see their godmother male and female are very young, it seems that the car is not theirs, they must have stolen into the car to go, in the car HuTianHuDi mess.

A Chen felt the anger, he is also the owner of the car, the car may also be damaged by this type of young men and women, he is necessary to teach these two young men and women!

At the same time, he thought of here, angrily walked out from the back of the car, in the carriage of the pair of men and women, had already face frightened color, a see him appear, more horrified, the girl desperately head to the man's arms to drill, but the man, but obviously not ready to protect her, but also force her to push her to the outside, a hand is ready to open the car door again.

A Chen's action is faster, an arrow step, also ran to the front of the car, the door was only a little bit of the boy pushed open, was A Chen force back, that is a two-door car, the front of the two seats, the back of the seat were put at the lowest, the pair of men and women, it is as a big bed, at this time, but again, he was blocked in the car, staring at the clothes of the young woman, A Chen had a strange pleasure, and He also saw a peculiar phenomenon, the two people in the car, desperately in the curling up their bodies, shrunk into a ball, he had never thought of before, the human body, actually can be so ...... stacked into a ball!

And, their look is also shocked inexplicably, the female is still shaking her head hard, long hair down, covering half of her face, it seems a bit horrible.

A Chen thought, scared them also enough, and pulled open the door, drink: "you two, out" he shouted, until then, in the car of men and women, only steeply screamed, screamed so harsh, so deafening, but instead of making A Chen back a step.

In the screams of the ear-shattering moment cursed the boy has reached out, open the other side of the car door, and the girl rolled out of the car, they rolled out of the car, not immediately stand up, but in the dirty, full of oil stains on the ground, crawling and rolling for a while, at least ten meters, only to stand up, a side of the screams, one side ran forward. Ah Chen wanted to tell them that they didn't have to run in such a sorry state, because he saw that both of them were barefoot, and even their shoes had gone somewhere!

He watched as the pair rushed down the stairs, with screams coming up, and at the same time heard someone shouting, "What are you doing?"

The voice of the questioning was very authoritative, but the man and the woman, did not answer, the voice of the questioning sounded again: "Stop!"

Another voice said, "Forget it, we want to rest for a while, smoke a cigarette, why cause trouble!"

A Chen thought to himself, "Could it be two policemen? In such a situation, let that man and woman escape, that can be a bit undeserved. He was thinking, the silhouette flickered, two people walked up, it is really two uniformed police officers, both biting cigarettes in their mouths. One is still looking back: "That man and woman just now, it seems that it is not something good, should check them out!" The other laughed: "You are to see that sister boy is not fully clothed, want to take the opportunity to mooch, right?"

The two men laughed together ambiguously. A Chen "bah", spit a mouthful of water to the ground, do not care about the two police officers, to find their own car, but walked around, still did not see his second-hand sports car.

The car bought back, has three years of age, he likes to drive fast, the performance of the sports car is also very good, he treasures the extreme, obviously parked on the third floor, how can not find? Could it be that someone stole it? The more he looked for the more anxious, even the wine also woke up a few points, his car is gone!

He looked up, the two policemen are still there, is in the hands of the cigarette, thrown to the ground, with leather shoes to step on it out, Ah Chen gasping for breath, ran to the front of them, said loudly: "My car is gone!"

In a flash, the two policemen were surprised and surprised, and naturally, their arms were folded, and their bodies were shaken, and Chen shouted, "My car is gone! The parking lot manager, as soon as he saw the look of the two police officers shook his head: "This parking lot is not clean, some days ago, a surnamed Chen, drunk, took the car here, had an accident, he came back, sometimes, will call people feel the wind gusts, all over the body chills, and sometimes, will call people to see him, all covered with blood!

A Chen blinked, who is this talking about? And all of a sudden he remembered why he felt something was wrong as soon as he entered the parking lot, he hadn't even seen his shadow.