In my next life, I must be reincarnated as a man, and then marry a woman like me
If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then I have to eat at least a pair of whales ......
I've traveled to the south ~ broke into the north ~ the back of the toilet drank water, the train tracks pressed the legs, and fools! I've kissed a fool. I've been to the mountains, I've fought tigers, I've practiced martial arts on the Shaolin Temple, I've been to the left of the Blue Dragon, I've been to the right of the White Tiger, I've been to the Clinton's as a two-hundred-fifty, and I've been to the Sakamoni's to feed the tiger! I've danced on the pyramids and played drums on Jesus' head
I'm not a random person!
I'm not a casual person, but I'm not a person when I'm casual
Taking a bath is a blessing for the buttocks and a pain for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head and a pain for the buttocks, and listening to you is a pain for the head and the buttocks.
The brothers in the dormitory decided to implement the following punishment for the roommate: let him hold the pole plastered with advertisements of the old Chinese medicine, full of tears and full of deep emotion shouted: my disease is finally saved ah
People in the world floating, which can not bring a knife
I want to fall in love early, but it is already too late
God wants to make the people perish, it must be made crazy first; God wants to make the people mad, it must be made to buy a house. I'm not going to be able to do that.
I left eight honor, right eight shame, three representatives in the waist, a harmony in the chest, people block kill, Buddha block kill Buddha
Deacon's hand, dragged to feed the dog
I have always been regarded as handsome and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me this way
Money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money
The incense burning may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the
I'm drunk, I don't serve anyone, I just hold the wall
I'm like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but I can't find a way out
Whoever says I'm white, skinny, and pretty ~ I'll be good friends with him
About thongs: before, take off your panties to see your butt; now, pull out your butt to see your panties ... ...
"What does it mean to be an optimist?" "This ...... is like a teapot, his ass is burning red and he's in the mood to whistle!"
The effect of contraception: if it does not work, it will be adult
Water is cut off during the day, electricity is cut off at night, wages can not be paid, can not afford to buy noodles, open the Deng Xuan to find the answer, it turns out to be the primary stage of socialism, turn to the end, holy shit, a hundred years of unchanged.
A friend of mine interned at Unicom, and one day, an old man approached me and said, "Give me a mobile card, okay?" Then my friend did not raise his head to say: "Master, someone to smash the scene
inspirational words of lost love: lost love is nothing? The first thing you need to do is to get the best out of your life.1. Don't put your grief on your lips, everyone has their own story. Live not to miss yesterday, but to wait for hope, so that everyone can see your strength. You can live well without him.
2, don't say who your favorite is, life is still long, who can't predict tomorrow, maybe your true love is still waiting for you in the next second.
3, do not give people who hurt you the second chance to hurt you.
4, break up to do back to their own, a person's world is the same as the moon rise and fall, there are also beautiful moments, to him to memory.
5, after the end of the don't tell him I hate you, because, love is a matter of two people, miss everyone is responsible.
6, after leaving, tell him loudly: I love you, nothing to do with you. Love is your right, say what you want to say, calmly recall your past, and then cry. After crying, leave everything in yesterday and never touch it.
7, after leaving the thought of fixed is the picture of despondency, but please forget it. A person always have to have a new beginning, don't let the past to bolt you in the hall of sorrow.
8, a sea of people, some people just pass by, some people have made a deep impression on you, perhaps a lifetime to *** with the walk, share everything, perhaps destined to be separated, everyone has their own way of life, have the right to choose their own way and their own way of life.
9, try to let yourself out, you will see tomorrow's sun is warmer than today! Tomorrow's sky is more blue than today!
10, if TA does not love you, TA lost a person who loves TA, and you lost a person who does not love himself, but got a new life, the opportunity to love again! So give up on the person who is not yours in order to find the person who really knows how to love you! Someone who knows how to be considerate of you! Someone who knows how to take care of you! So give up is also another pursuit!
11, lost love is not a shameful thing. However, some people who have fallen out of love think that it is a shame to fall out of love with each other and play with each other so that they can feel ashamed of themselves and have a strong sense of inferiority, and even leave the group to live. In fact, the development of any thing is facing two kinds of future, love is the same.
12, fell out of love, try to find some of the other side of the shortcomings (after all, no one is perfect), so that it is not too sad, sad. Learn to self-soothe, okay? Let yourself a little more happy, less trouble!
13, lost love is nothing? Gently, you go, don't regret, because as long as you wave your hand, you will find that there has been that can't wait for the person of interest, is secretly pulling your hand!
14, lost love is nothing? People in the love field, which can not be gentle knife, endure some pain, pull out the knife, a little wound medicine, spread the two calves, we are still in the love field can be drifted!
15, lost a crooked neck tree, there is a whole piece of forest.
16, said breakup time do not quarrel. After all, two in together for so long, divided he will be sad, just he is more sensible, do not want to bind your or his tomorrow. Good get together and goodbye, later, or friends.
17, pain, better than no feeling. It will hurt of course, that you are still alive.
18, forget those unhappy things! Even God thinks that sadness and worries do not belong to you. Try to get yourself out, (you will see that tomorrow's sun is warmer than today! Tomorrow's sky is bluer than today!
19, habit or residual love, time will likewise dilute all this.
20, would like to say to you: friends will be silently around to support you, if you encountered a bad thing to look back, you will find that there are me from the beginning to the end of the company you. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!
21, when you think of him, think of his good, his smile. Remember once loved a person, don't bother about who started the betrayal in the end, just be happy.
22, a person's world always need another person to do accompaniment, he left, that is, he can not afford to lining you, believe that they will have a better tomorrow. Flowers thank you tomorrow or the same open.
23, there is a kind of fall called stand up, there is a kind of loss called gain, there is a kind of failure called success stronger, friends, tomorrow will belong to you!
24, fate, you believe it, do not believe it! In short, sometimes you have to listen to the mercy of it, love you and you love people, perhaps God has arranged, perhaps you have passionately pursued, but that does not belong to you in the netherworld, what do you do? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it.
Second, nowadays you see me in color. Say mood phrases
Third, loneliness is just a magnificent bluff. Who is who thousands of years later to renew the previous destiny.
Fourth, no matter how old it is, no matter how much family and friends urged, do not treat marriage casually, marriage is not playing cards, reshuffle the cards to pay a huge price.
Fifth, please do not let yourself become the experiments of the sharp tip of the knife. The last injury is still self-inflicted.
Six, heartache, but no one knows, only one person knows.
Seventh, nothing moment to take themselves as opponents, to see if they can defeat themselves!
Eight, things have changed, things are different, life does not stay because of anyone.
Nine, the memory of rosemary has faded, four-leaf clover happiness was who chased.
X. Instead of hating today with tears, it is better to fight today with sweat.
eleven, any emotion is fragile. A little force will show cracks. The first thing you need to do is to get back on your feet and get out of the way. The life of the endless entanglement of thoughts.
XII, the fish hooked, it is because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, it is willing to use its life to win the fisherman a smile
XIII, the more trust, the deeper the backwaters: the more love, the more danger is not small.
xiv. Thinking about the promises I made to you, I am very happy because I have been working hard
xv. The love that doesn't love, never gets worse. So, we flirt, we ambiguous, but never love each other.
xvi. Emotions lost to distance, distance lost to the moment, and we lost to reality.
XVII, a person is important not to stand in what position, but in which direction to go
XVIII, do not underestimate anyone, inconspicuous people tend to do something that people would not expect.
xix, abandon the original owned, stay the last second to cherish.
Twenty, tired of love, how to stop.
XXI, what is called happy times, grief is not less than that is not the times caused, but the root can only be said to be self-inflicted.
Twenty-two, look up at the sky, listen with your heart.
1, usually I am peeking at other people's books, this is my own buy, with the book is also attached to the Shushan sword spectrum it.
2, guys look at it (fish), the fish can not leave the water, you can not leave the boat, if you do not pay, you go into the water, the fish on the boat.
3, give you three seconds to think ...... "3,7,9......" (how can anyone count like that?).
4. If you've practiced, fight the practiced one, not me. He is a professional and I'm an amateur, and I'm not proud that he won.
5, boss, my first kiss is gone ...... haha
6, where did this book come from? ----- ground stalls to buy ----- pirated goods ---- inverted version? Then you square over to read two pages before you fuck with him.
7, the jungle is dangerous, can not be withdrawn.
8, my sister has been stronger than me since I was a child, can write poems, can draw, proficient in addition and subtraction within ten, elementary school also won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition (this is indeed very strong)
9, my legs, my 100 meters nine seconds and five of the black hair legs ah!
10, I have nothing to do, it is a special soft neck, peeping at other people's books practiced ......
11, "You where is the hand over, obviously hand over the foot!"
12, now is the advertising time.
13, we are in the jungle, the word of righteousness first, and what is this!
14, Hey, which unit?
15, to tell you the good news, we are robbing.
16, young people, May the force be )18, rely on the mountain to eat the mountain, rely on the water to eat the water, today's robbery, not allowed to not give, who want to resist, let him see the ghost.
19, don't be too reckless, nothing useful.
20, he recognized the book is to admit defeat!
21, are you young? It doesn't matter, in two years it will be old.
22, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning! Classic quotes from WhalewaterBarSMS.com
23, I am a very deep person, because I live in the basement.
24, look at the fast running three, but not two enough.
25, God is fair, because he is not fair to everyone.
26, you can not buy a house, unless you level the mother-in-law.
27, the morning rush to work, to the company in a hurry to get off.
28, if one day I have no money, then even 10086 will not care about me.
29, "a generation of heavenly pride", "two parts of the world", "three worlds of wonder", "four seasons stage" ......TMD online games also play back-to-back?
30, insiders look at the doorway, travel to see the sidewalk.