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1, if the Chinese team can enter the World Cup, then unless aliens invade the earth.

2. China is always attacking and attacking on the field, but they just can't score, it's really catching.

3. If the Chinese team can enter the World Cup eight, it is definitely a miracle in the miracle.

4, China's head coach is always an afterthought, and the players on the field are clueless.

5. China's players play like they're in a game of connect-the-dots, and they can't find a single one that can kick a goal.

6. It would be harder than winning the lottery for China to reach the World Cup final.

7. The footwork of the Chinese players is like hitting a nail with a hammer, which can never be hammered in.

8. The Chinese players' shots are like bowling, always touching the bottle.

9. The Chinese players' passing is like playing a relay race, never catching the baton.

10. The defense of the Chinese players is like playing hide-and-seek, and they can never find their opponents.

11, China's players run like they are catching a bus, never catching the bus.

12, China's players are like a square dance, never dance together.

13. The tactics of the Chinese players are like working on a jigsaw puzzle, which is never complete.

14, the psychological quality of the Chinese players is like on a roller coaster, can never get over that hurdle.

15, the Chinese team players' luck is like in a lottery, never draw the big prize.