2, the 20th of the month is coming up, it's time to go back to heaven and talk to the old man of the moon.
3, once and friends dinner he showed off his height with me he said: my mother 155 my father 160 I even managed to grow to 183 hahaha I do not envy him I think he is a person with a story
4, the world does not have a feast, but if you treat me, I can accompany you to eat more.
5, generally people ask me if I am busy, I will say busy, according to my experience, if you say not busy, then the other party in all likelihood will make you busy.
6. Why do you still ask for a high pixel count on your cell phone, and you still think you're ugly and not clear enough?
7. My birthday reminds me that I'm one year closer to dying, and Valentine's Day reminds me that I'm one year closer to dying alone.
8, I dialed the radio phone: host, today my wife's birthday, I want to order a song. The host asked: Mr., may I ask what song you want to order? I said: my wife has a good figure, good temper, smart and virtuous, knowledgeable, is the world's most beautiful woman, can marry her is the biggest happiness of my life! The host asked again: So, the song you ordered? Yoga Lin's "Lying".
9, marriage is to give freedom to wear a piece of cotton clothing, the activities are not convenient, but will be very warm.
10, like you I really can't say, had to euphemistically ask you indirectly, I'm not slutty.
11, playing cool really useless encounter like people I want to drag directly to the heavenly prison shut up every day to him to send food
12, Valentine's Day does not show love, we are still friends.
13, if you think I where not right, please be sure to tell me, anyway, I will not change, you do not suffocate the disease!
14, eight, red lights generally have two consequences, either faster than others a minute, or faster than others for life.
15, as long as the thin, what all match, if fat, what all white.
16, women like to look bad bad man, not like long bad man.
17, I'm so ordinary, don't throw me in the crowd
18, every day to give my son to tell a lot of axioms, I hope he will understand earlier, like me all day will only talk about axioms of the people will not have success.
19, every time I face the food, I caution myself: eat too much will die. But the result proves that I am not afraid of death at all.
20, if you think I where not right, please be sure to tell me, anyway, I will not change, you do not suffocate the disease.
21, you have to remember that today I call you baby tomorrow I can also call someone else baby today I you love to ignore tomorrow I romantic upgrade
22, the life of the can, can't get through is the Valley of Extinction; stepped over, there are new cans waiting for you.
23, others are smiling very good, but you are not the same, you are looking very funny.
24, is false, only 502 is true, a drop of eternal solid, three seconds can be, never separate, even if the separation, but also have to shed skin.
25, the 20th of the month, don't go around sending photos to show love it, in case of collision face is not good.
26, Valentine's Day this day I decided to go out for a walk, after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, is a big loss of society.
27, the night ruffled the wine, wine ruffled you, you ruffled me, poor us
28, ugly people can not wait to find someone will be, handsome people still adhere to the principle, continue to be single.
29, the network Valentine's Day is approaching, so far no one to confession, you really calm!
30, some people once missed really fucking thank God.
31, each myopic sorrow: take off the glasses, the world is a plane, 30 meters away from the androgynous, 50 meters, people and animals are not divided.
32, Valentine's Day when you hire two children, meet the male shouting dad, meet the female shouting mom, can split a pair is a pair.
33, there is always a kind of selfless people in the world, they would rather make themselves unhappy, but also to make others unhappy.
34, do not smash the lights of your home how I steal kiss you while black.
35, to know that it is now so difficult to get a date, I did not reject Liu Haoran
36, some people once missed, really fucking thank God, gongs and drums, firecrackers.
37, free fortune-telling only need to bring a selfie to help you measure the future girlfriend is not I am very accurate
38, bus passengers: conductor, please, here can smoke? The bus passenger: May I ask if you can smoke here? Passenger: Well, where do all these cigarette butts come from? The conductor said: all those who do not ask questions.
39, no money, no time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see, but also turn around.
40, if you feel tired all day like a dog, you really misunderstand the big, the dog is not as tired as you.
41, the so-called growth, is to hear the four words of the waves, no longer associated with the sea.
42, friends raised a parrot especially smart. I said: hello! It said: hello! I said: I am very happy to see you. It said: I'm glad to see you. I said: I look ugly. It said: I think so too.
43, when you think you are poor and short. Don't be discouraged, at least there is self-awareness.
44, don't wait to confess, April Fool's Day when there is no, but also expect 520, go to sleep?
45, people live must not treat themselves, such as weight loss is too far away from me, or eat the bowl of meat more practical.
46, do not blame the face of the old, easy to run husband, it is because you spend too little, give up the good.
47, life is the brother of the fish death is the brother of the canned fish
48, you are what brand of plastic bag so able to load
49, rather believe that there are ghosts in the world can not believe that the man's broken mouth
50, the more crazy woman's heart the better, the more 2 of the woman's heart the more kind.
51, when you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh, look in the mirror, you will feel that everything is reasonable.
52, between the girls do not play the heart, anyway, after a few decades are going to square dance together
53, do not envy others long legs and thin waist, your body fat heart wide others do not have.
54, my money, although it is not a gale, but like a gale blowing away.
55, I am now very serious about a thing: 5.12 Mother's Day did not buy a gift, your mother is definitely still your mother. 5.20 do not buy a gift, your girlfriend is still not your girlfriend, it is hard to say!
56, like a person to go to confession, do not have to care so much, although the possibility of failure is very large, but in case of a spare tire!
57, don't scold me you scold me I want to be your wife
58, in recent years the success obtained is mainly divided into three categories: login success, download success, payment success.
59, generally good-looking people are single, such as me.
60, other people's wives are angry, my wife is still inflating.
61, I hope that 520 Valentine's Day national blackout, gas those who sing and drink bubble bar to watch movies, and then a goose feather snow, freezing those who hold hands shopping, and finally JC collective search, suffocated those who want to open the room. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
62, elementary school consumes pencils, middle school consumes books, high school consumes brains, university consumes traffic.
63, don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.
64, high school is enough money to spend, not enough sleep, college is enough sleep, not enough money to spend, and now go to work well, money is not enough to spend sleep and not enough sleep.
65, teenage girls, you want to have Mother's Day next year? Tomorrow is the time for you to choose!