1. Pampered and pampered. I'm not a prince, so don't think of yourself as a princess, I can't afford to serve you. Be more aggressive and firmer, don't look like a glass man.
2. Do not disturb those wearing heavy makeup. Fresh and clean, you can wear light makeup, but if the black and white is too bright and you look like a ghost, a turkey, or a sex worker, please be careful.
3. The sky is blue, the sea water is salty, and the lovers on the street are eye-catching. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and living without a partner is frowned upon. Today’s marriage proposal: Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be her brother’s bride?
4. Be sensible. Don't make trouble unreasonably, and don't deny me face in front of my friends. Face is very important to me. If you want to tear my face away, I will be really shameless.
5. Not confessing to each other. Confession is a disguised request. Very bland. Very familiar. It's as if his scent is your own scent. No matter when and where, keep distance from each other.
6. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist, willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and beautiful girl. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.
7. I like that you love nature as much as I do. It is a straightforward love that goes wherever you go, and truly integrates into nature, instead of being arty and looking at the scenery just for the sake of seeing it.
8. Don’t be bound, entangled, possessed, or eager to find meaning from the other person. That is something destined to fail. The best love should be, the two of us, standing side by side. Let’s take a look at this lonely world together.
9. Don’t worship foreign things. I can take you to travel abroad, but you must know that China is the best. I love my country very much. If you tell me that everything in foreign countries is better than China, I may commit domestic violence against you.
10. I have no education or culture, I can’t tell jokes, I don’t have a villa or a BMW, my salary is 888, I have no burdens and worries, I just want to have a family!
11. Find a small restaurant for dinner together. There is a lot to talk about while taking a walk.
12. Destiny often likes to joke. The road of life will never be smooth. When you are depressed, it is okay to find a few cheerful buddies to drink together and go home drunk. Or, I can drink with you at home.
13. Local and foreign people are treated equally. Appearance does not matter, just kindness and gentleness. Especially Pingting. If there is a person with a kind heart and a gentle nature, it is better to show his information to your family to show his sincerity. It is not suitable to make false statements and surprise both the outside and the inside.
14. I look like Pan An, with a strong body and a broad mind, a wealth of knowledge, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary, and wandering around. For happiness, I am looking for a female companion. I have no other requirements. If I want to be able to cook, I just need to take care of her. I’m full, I can’t do anything.
15. I have been wandering around the world for a long time. I am already twenty-six in a blink of an eye. The stormy days are not easy to bear. I want to find someone beautiful for me to hug. It doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you are kind-hearted and can solve people’s worries. , everything I have from now on is yours, I am willing to be dragged away by you.
16. You don’t have to be too rich. As long as you do your job diligently and diligently, you will be the best man. Of course, don't be too poor. Poor and lowly couples will suffer from everything. The standard of living is better than the upper standard, but more than the lower standard. I think that’s fine.
17. I believe that marriage is an important matter and should be handled with caution and then implemented, so that we can live in harmony and grow old together.
18. I was born in 1986. It doesn’t matter if you are a few years older than me or two years younger than me. Preferably those born in the 1980s, after all, people of the same era can talk together better. The thoughts of those born in the 1990s are too individual.
19. Proposal for marriage: Over thirty years old, with nothing and empty hands. After thinking twice, I searched everywhere, but there was no trace. I listened to others and came to the Internet to try. You and I have all the seven emotions and six desires. The Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come and go, nine times to one another, perfect.
20. I know that being a modern man is very hard, and I have to work hard for my family to live a good life. I don't mind if you're not around for ten days and a half. But you can't go without news for ten and a half months. I will be very worried and concerned about you.
21. I like that your attitude towards life is optimistic and positive. Know how to laugh at life instead of complaining about it.
A nagging man is more despairing than a nagging woman.
22. Know a craft. Music, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, playing musical instruments, and handicrafts are all acceptable, and can add interest to life.
23. I am in a foreign land, and I just want to find a sincere person, someone who has the same beliefs and the same language, and enjoy the feeling of love!
24. When the sun is shining brightly, a cup of coffee, a good book, bright floor-to-ceiling windows, and a warm home are such a beautiful scene. I look forward to meeting the right person and being honest with each other.
25. I don’t have a house for the time being, my deposit is less than 10,000, and it looks ordinary. You will get used to it if you look at it a few times. He usually wanders leisurely and alone. He really can't steal a small amount of money. He has no other skills and is quite kind-hearted. Guangji Female Companions: Life is a long road, and every day counts as one day passed.
26. Over the years, I have been like a migratory bird, spreading my wings of hope and traveling from one city to another. Some people say that loving a city is because of the people in the city. Before I met you, I could only keep running.
27. Be independent in personality. It doesn’t matter whether you make money or not, but you must have the ability to survive independently. Don't expect anything from me. What I'm looking for is a girlfriend, not a daughter, not a lover.
28. Do not disturb those who have had more than 3 boyfriends. No matter what the reasons are for breaking up with your first three boyfriends, if you dumped three of them in a row, then you are a flirt. If you were dumped three times in a row, then you are really not a good person. Poor people must be hateful.
29. If you want me to fight side by side with you, I think my IQ is not too low. If you want me to be the woman behind you, that's fine. I am a woman who takes off her armor and idles down to her bones.
30. You can leave at any time. When I want to be quiet, even when I'm around him, I feel like I'm alone.
31. The girl is twenty-eight years old, and her life is difficult and she is short of money. Today she went online to seek marriage, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don’t care about being fat. As long as If you have money, I can be with you. If you don't have money, don't contact me.
32. Be caring. We must have basic sympathy for the weak and try our best to help others. Don't disturb those who are indifferent.
33. Never use the excuse of being too busy at work. No one is so busy that they don’t even have time to spend a few minutes making a phone call or sending a text message. Unless, he doesn't have this person in his heart at all.
34. I am just an ordinary girl. I just want to find someone who loves me and have a little happiness that belongs to us! Occasionally hold hands and watch movies to meet at sunrise and sunset.
35. Appearance is a thing of the past. Not too pretty, not too ugly, just average. A woman who is too beautiful makes people worry, and a woman who is too ugly makes people uncomfortable. The so-called average means that the facial features are correct and pleasing to the eye. Don't disturb those who are overly narcissistic.
36. No more than 2 ear piercings are allowed. I don’t want to see too many holes in your body. What I want is a complete person who doesn’t appreciate incomplete beauty, and I don’t have that much money to buy you more than two earrings.
37. Don’t disturb your teeth. I don't want kissing to be a nightmare.
38. Do not interfere with any freedom of the other party. Even if he is still in contact with his old girlfriend, it will be sad.
39. Walk correctly. Walk at a normal pace, don’t look for me if you have an internal or external splay, or walk at a normal pace. People should be down-to-earth and follow the right path and not go astray. Classic Marriage Monologue Sentences
Classic Marriage Monologue Sentences
1. I feel safe when hugging each other.
2. Do not interfere with any freedom of the other party. Even if he is still in contact with his old girlfriend, it will be sad.
3. Have a consistent taste in life. Including clothes, records, food and more. I don't think about each other very much, but when I'm tired, I know that he is home.
4. Mature relationships require time to wait for their fruits.
5. My personality is full of curiosity and enthusiasm. At the same time, I hope that your life and mine will be simple, simple and sincere.
6. I think the best love is when two people are each other’s companions. .
7. What I want is a lifelong love!
8. When the sun is shining, a cup of coffee, a good book, bright floor-to-ceiling windows, warm ’s home, what a beautiful scene. I look forward to meeting the right person and being honest with each other...
9. Don’t be bound, entangled, possessive, or eager to dig out meaning from the other person. That is something destined to fail in the end. A good love should be when the two of us stand side by side and look at this lonely world.
10. Dear Mr. Right, I don’t know how long it has been when you read this paragraph. Maybe I am already an old woman, so don’t dislike me. It can only be said that we did not meet at the right time. Maybe you are already an uncle, thank God for allowing us to meet. The reason I chose you is because your face looks clean and fresh, your smile makes me feel down-to-earth and generous, the confidence and stability on your face, the determination in your eyes, and most importantly, our tacit understanding. , we can all understand just a look or an action, and our tacit understanding does not come from habit but cognition. I think you are not only my Mr. right but also my friend. You waited as determinedly as I did, and finally we met. Thank God for taking care of our two persistent children.
11. I am just an ordinary girl. I just want to find someone who loves me and have a little happiness that belongs to us! Occasionally hold hands and watch movies and meet at sunrise and sunset
< p> 12. Work in two separate rooms, each in their own favorite room.13. Find a small restaurant for dinner together. There is a lot to talk about while taking a walk.
14. I can’t think of any words that are gorgeous, bourgeois, sentimental, and high-key to express my inner monologue. I just come here hoping to meet someone who can be quiet and relaxed with me every day. Let him relax, talk happily for a while, watch a movie, take a walk, bask in the sun, and blow in the wind. He can say good night sweetly before going to bed. He can hold hands, can act like a baby, can He who buys groceries and cooks together, and who can work together without working hard for anything.
15. Not confessing to each other. Confession is a disguised request. Very bland. Very familiar. It's as if his scent is your own scent. No matter when and where, keep distance from each other.
16. You can leave at any time. When I want to be quiet, even when I'm around him, I feel like I'm alone.
17. I think I am a slow-warming person when it comes to relationships. My personality is straightforward, strong, independent, and sensitive. I pay attention to details. For example, I am often moved by some details. Seeing the innocent smiles of young people, the sweet hugs of lovers, the busy toil of my fathers, and the support and support of the elderly all make my heart deeply moved, and I can even smell the spring. The fragrance of flowers, the setting sun in winter, and the deep night sky will all make you feel infected and moved unconsciously. I like sports because life lies in movement. I love traveling because it’s not just a trip or just a vacation. Travel is a process, a discovery. It is a process of self-discovery. Travel not only allows us to see the world, but also allows us to see our place in it, giving us more strength to face all the difficulties and pains in life. Through the journey, we have a dialogue with our own souls. Life itself is a journey.
18. There are not too many rigid indicators for the requirements for the other half. Only after everyone understands each other can we know whether it is suitable, because the best is not necessarily the most suitable. But having a sense of responsibility, sincerity, kindness, and a positive and optimistic attitude is a must. Material superiority can only add points to you. I hope you are the life and soul mate I am looking for, and we can rely on each other for a lifetime.
19. I am in a foreign land, and I just want to find a sincere person, someone who has the same beliefs and the same language, and enjoy the feeling of love! Funny sentences about marriage advertisements. Classic and funny quotations from marriage advertisements.
Excerpts of funny sentences about marriage advertisements.
1. Pampered and pampered. I'm not a prince, so don't think of yourself as a princess, I can't afford to serve you. Be more aggressive and firmer, don't look like a glass man.
2. Be caring. We must have basic sympathy for the weak and try our best to help others. Don't disturb those who are indifferent.
3. Don’t worship foreign things.
I can take you to travel abroad, but you must know that China is the best. I love my country very much. If you tell me that everything in foreign countries is better than China, I may commit domestic violence against you.
4. I hope you will find me. I am looking for marriage online. The conditions are not high at all. As long as you are sincerely good to me, I am not a young person anymore. I don’t want to grow old alone. If you are interested, please call us. , If you are the one!
5. You want to have a naked marriage with me. I dare to run naked for you. You want to ask me how deeply I love you. This text message represents my heart. Let this serve as proof: This text message 1 If you don't repost it a million times in a month, you and I will break up immediately.
6. My appearance is very creative, which proves that God is very fair! My friends all say that I am a collection of stars: Shun Dianxia’s waist, Cheng Kui’an’s mouth, Pan Changjiang’s height, Zheng Zhihua’s legs !
7. I look like Pan An, strong in body and broad-minded, well-educated, with a wide range of hobbies, slightly underpaid, wandering around. For happiness, I am looking for a female companion. I have no other requirements. I only need to know how to cook. I can't do anything if I'm in charge.
8. Even though my eyes are a bit flowery, my smooth face has no scars; even though the sky at night is so dark, I don’t feel inferior at all. Who makes me naturally like fantasy, and finding a boyfriend is my ideal.
9. I live in the Chengtou Garbage Station and eat Wanjia rice every day. I stretched out my hand for two yuan and bought a popsicle to cool off. My love life is very troubled. I have no one to hold me when I go to bed late. Today I went online to seek marriage. , I hope someone will deliver it to your door.
10. I am an unscrupulous girl. I have neither extraordinary talents nor stunning looks. I only have the skills of raising pigs. I have three rooms in my house. I want to recruit a son-in-law. Please do not disturb me if you are sincere. I am a master of raising pigs. Come on, let me raise the pigs!
11. Golden wedding, silver wedding, not as good as the modern naked wedding. I have no car, no house, no money, average appearance, one and a half meters tall, two years old Thirteen, if you are interested, don’t miss it.
12. Sister, you are walking on the street. Brother, I am looking behind you. It’s not that I am too romantic, it’s just that I want to court a mate. Sister, you walk in front, brother, I walk behind, a gentle greeting, can I pursue you?
13. I have been registered in Beijing for generations. My family has four houses, one for salt and one for swimsuits. There are countless of them. One is for parents to live in, and the other is as a wedding room. I look forward to your arrival and watching the sea in Beijing together.
14. There is a good girl next door, she is twenty-eight years old, with a pink face, a peach blossom waist, a cherry mouth and willow eyebrows. She is beautiful and kind-hearted and everyone praises her. She is in love and looking for a good match. If you are interested, please reply to get the qualification.
15. I don’t have to worry about eating. I can eat whenever I want. My house is big and I can run away whenever I want. I am fair and everyone likes me. My whole body is full of treasures! Want to marry me? OK, call the pig farm on XX Road!
16. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist, willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and beautiful girl. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.
17. I have been wandering around the world for a long time. I am already twenty-six in a blink of an eye. The stormy life is not easy to bear. I want to find a beautiful girl for me to hug. It doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you are kind-hearted and can solve people’s worries. , everything I have from now on is yours, I am willing to be dragged away by you.
18. The sky is blue, the sea water is salty, and the couples on the street are eye-catching. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and living without a partner is frowned upon. Today’s marriage proposal: Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be her brother’s bride?
19. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist, willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and beautiful girl. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.
20. The girl is twenty-eight years old and has a difficult life and lacks money. She went online today to seek marriage, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don’t care about being fat. As long as If you have money, I can be with you. If you don't have money, don't contact me.
21. No education, no culture, no joke, no villa, no BMW, salary of 888, no burdens and no worries, just want to have a family!
22. Boy 28. Good appearance, docile personality, no bad habits, college graduate, reliable job, salary of 2,000, sufficient for food and clothing, a house at home, and relatives to rely on.
Find a partner, bid farewell to dependence, look good, have a good personality, have a good job, the key is hard work, if you are interested, let's chat in the park.
23. Marriage Proposal: I am 1.53 meters tall and ugly. I have one or two rooms in my family and one household appliance and lamp. Although the conditions are average, the love is overwhelming. If you are interested, girl, you need to come and meet at your own expense. If this is just a joke, please step aside consciously and don't go around my Qingxiu dream, otherwise you will have endless adventures. .
24. My marriage proposal does not require any conditions, only the date of the date: not on single days, not on double days; not on sunny days, not on rainy days, and not on cloudy days; not on working days, not on holidays; not on first days of the year. If one doesn't work, then fifteen won't work; if it doesn't work in spring and autumn, it won't work in winter and summer; when will we meet, haha, do you understand?
25. I am reporting on the marriage proposal today. I am gentle and not irritable, as a leisurely wife and loving mother can do. Rights and obligations are well divided: you earn money and I take care of the money, you do housework and I do gymnastics, if you want to run away from your mother-in-law's house, you must fulfill your filial duty for me, you are not allowed to run away when I say something, and you have to pay for money immediately, without any stipulations. If you do all the above, don’t expect to get the call!
Recommended funny sentences about marriage announcements
1. The little girl is in her prime, with a slim face and a slim figure. Tingting, her little voice is as loud as a jingle bell, her heart has been attracted at such a young age, she is so cute and charming, her marriage proposal: The young man looks like a star, his body is well-proportioned and stylish, her marriage proposal: Young couple holding hands in the flower hall, young couple Traveling far away.
2. The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters tall; primary school education, rural household registration; three broken houses, one acre of thin fields; hot pot and stove, no wife; medicine is always on my lips all year round; today Here, girlfriends are widely recruited; we work hand in hand on the revolutionary road.
3. When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine. I want to see a thousand miles away and reach a higher level. A good man, 33 years old, a literary young man. He already had excellent grades in literacy classes. He can read and write more than 2,000 words including typos. Now I am looking for a female literary young man who has the same hobbies as me, and we will have a romantic and plum blossom life together. In the third lane, I am very happy to have friends from far away.
4. Male, 38 years old, 69 meters tall, unmarried, majoring in a key undergraduate degree (just a few points short), brilliant achievements (was class monitor in elementary school), now a white-collar beauty, working in a large multinational organization (McDonald’s Cleaning tables inside), well-paid (a full 800 yuan if you don’t arrive late and leave early), own a house (many people have real estate certificates), have a car (non-motorized), have a generous passbook (more than 3 mm), look for a 25-year-old appearance The beautiful young woman went to hell (several years later).
5. Ma Zhimin, as his name suggests, is an ambitious young man, only 27 years old. He has good looks, good body, thoughts and love, but his culture is poor, his economy is average, and he has never done anything big. The only thing worthy of praise is that he has a lot of achievements. I hate the Japanese, I surf the Internet twice a week, and I ate hot pot last Sunday. I am looking for a wife who is a purebred Chinese woman who is healthy, has financial strength, has a bachelor's degree or above, and also hates the Japanese.
6. Jiangnan Junzi, 38 years old, college education, widowed. I am an elegant person, and it would be great if I am good at music, chess, calligraphy and painting! I love literature and am a writer for a magazine. I have three rooms, including a kitchen and toilet. If business is not possible, I am looking for someone under 30 years old, gentle and pleasant, virgins are preferred, letters will be replied to.
7. A certain man, 24 years old, has been passionate about Chinese classical literature since he was a child. He couldn't put it down for the classic masterpiece "Dream of Red Mansions". Once the book fell into the toilet, I was sad for several days. I don’t want to think about food and tea. According to my mother’s recollection, I had something in my mouth when I was born. It was probably a psychic jade. It is said that the nurse took it away. I have always had a wish to marry Lin Daiyu in Jia Baoyu’s place. I will not let that miserable tragedy happen again, but continue this beautiful love story. Therefore, I am looking for a feminine woman who looks like Sister Lin to be buried under the tree together. It would be better to have Sister Lin's kind of disease. I Cao Xueqin's personality guarantees that she will never disapprove of her repeated statements.
8. A certain handsome man looks exactly like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. He is currently feeding pigs at home and has a considerable income. He is currently looking for a woman with a Hong Kong registered permanent residence who is over 70 meters tall and looks exactly like Gigi Leung to be his wife (the original version of course) Best), first come first served, don’t miss the opportunity.
9. Female, 1.61 meters tall, professional in love, short-term marriage and no children, looks young, looks like only 50 years old, gentle and considerate, hard-working and simple, good at cooking and has never killed anyone with drugs. If You are a kind and considerate man, and you have a stomach that can withstand the test, then please write to me!
10. Gentle girl, 25 years old, high school education, single for several years, smart on the outside and smart on the inside. , watery eyes, not very protruding teeth, 85 meters tall, runs a bit fast, can play volleyball, looking for a housing deposit above 70 meters. Believe in fate, there is no limit on gender and age of household registration.
11. Male, 28 years old, 73 meters tall, junior high school, unmarried, non-city registered permanent residence, artist in the suona team, 5 tile-roofed houses, three connections, monthly income of more than 600 yuan, a passbook, not much . Looking for a woman under 26 years old, over 60 meters tall, beautiful, knowledgeable in music, and good at managing a family. Send letter and photo to ****, I will reply. If you don't reply, I will lose my musical ability.
12. An actor, unmarried, 37 years old, loyal to the party and dedicated to the party, has participated in the filming of several films, including the representative works "The Story of a Pig", "The Story of Another Pig" and "The Story of the Last Pig" "Story", I have devoted half my life to my country's art career, so the economy is poor, so I am looking for a woman who has the same experience as me (preferably an actress) to walk through the sunny days together.
13. The male patient, 35 years old, is infertile due to serious kidney disease and prostate disease. Please note that this is just infertility. Unmarried, university student, urban and suburban household registration, average income from work unit, good height and good looks. Find an unmarried female patient (Stone Girl is also acceptable) who is good-looking and also infertile to live a difficult life.
14. A true virgin, 29 years old, 56 meters tall, university, doctor, virtuous, good-looking, diligent and well-educated. Looking for companions from Mainland China men who are under 38 years old, about 70 meters tall, have a bachelor's degree or above, are in good health, have a successful career, are stable and have a strong sense of responsibility, and have the ability to relocate. The goods are genuine, see first before buying.
15. Male, born in 1974, 66 meters tall, handsome and smart, with a sense of humor. He was born with polio and has some weakness in his right foot. He can ride a bicycle without affecting his work and life. He has two bedrooms and one living room at home. There is heating (in summer) and life is pretty good (meaning I can survive for a few more years). Looking for an unmarried young woman with the same fate who is under 25 years old, good-looking, considerate, and has a junior high school education or above.
Selected Funny Sentences About Marriage Announcements
1. If you are a pure girl with traditional moral values ??and a sense of family responsibility, if you are young, beautiful and temperamental, if you are an undergraduate If you have the above culture, if your deposit exceeds 300,000, please consider the following spouse candidates: Male, 33 years old, unmarried, 63 meters tall, rural household registration, primary school education, farming at home, good income, meat for every meal, broad-minded, honest and calm , full of love, the letter was transferred to ***, and the visit was refused.
2. Male, 28 years old, 75 meters tall, junior high school, unmarried, once a farming expert and now a peach professional, with a monthly income of more than 500 yuan, a manpower, a three-wheeler, four tile-roofed houses, pickles Several altars. Looking for the companionship of an upright unmarried woman under 30 years old, please write to *******, welcome to visit me.
3. I want a husband who has a car and a house and treats me like a queen, QQ43006366. Come chase me! Say no to the second-generation official! Say no to the second-generation rich! Say no to the second-married man! The marriage notice for a woman who hates marrying has red fonts plastered all over the car. Attached is the woman's brief information: age 27, height 167cm, appearance 87 points.
4. The girl who hates marrying is looking for marriage. As soon as the car stops, it attracts people to watch. What passersby see is not the car, but the car full of marriage notices.
5. Go after her. A man surnamed Li looked at Shi Qian and encouraged his friends next to him to ask for the phone number of the girl who wanted to get married and add her QQ number.
6. It’s so crazy! A female college student passing by said that she admired this brave woman who wanted to marry. An aunt passing by lamented that although the girl is beautiful and has good conditions, I don't like having such a high-profile daughter-in-law.
7. Shi Qian admitted that she posted the marriage notice for the girl who hates getting married, and she also solicited marriage for herself because she really wanted to get married.
8. Don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t play mahjong, don’t have a house, don’t have a car, don’t have money, don’t have a job, don’t have a house, don’t have a car, don’t have money, don’t have a job, don’t have a house, don’t have a car, don’t have money, don’t have a job, don’t have a house, don’t have a car, don’t have money, don’t have a job, love your parents, love your friends, love the five loves of you, don’t worry, If you promise me, I will divorce my wife.
The number of words is not enough,
9. High-tech quality three-pack version made in China in 1992, 170cm high, 68kg net weight without skin. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After N years of operation test, it is a trustworthy product with complete procedures and unlimited returns and replacements. Due to development needs, we are looking for like-minded people (females only). We are working together to develop the second generation. Welcome everyone to call us for negotiation!
10. Chic boy made in China, 1.85 meters tall. ; The weight is about 65kg, gross weight and net weight are not important; it can only be made if the parts are complete, and it has been running for 25 years; the product is authentic and reliable, and the three guarantees are provided if the procedures are complete; In order to adapt to the boom of reform and development, we are first recruiting like-minded women; Research and develop the second generation, family happiness and freedom.
People who have read funny sentences about marriage proposals also read: Funny quotes about ladies’ marriage proposals
1. Carve loneliness on a wine bottle, drink it into your bladder, urinate it out, and let Loneliness spreads all over the place!
2. You are like a fairy descending from the Nine Heavens to the mortal world, but unfortunately you land on your face first.
3. I think you are really not a qualified friend, so you should change your career to be my wife!
4. I want to say that you are a fool, but I am praising you.
5. Yesterday, I received a text message asking me to transfer money to an account of the Agricultural Bank of China as soon as possible. I replied: Don't worry, I'll cook it for you right away!
6. As the saying goes: A calm mind will naturally cool down. So, I lay on the bed and pretended to be dead.
7. There were a lot of people on the bus, and a tough man yelled: Damn it, step on me!
8. Old people can’t be hit. Children can’t be hit. Women can’t be hit. Beat. Beat the man to death.
9. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, don’t live too arrogantly
10. The wind is good, messing up my hair and blowing off your wig.
11. I already have a high IQ, but even my EQ is zero, yet I can’t let anyone live.
12. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.
13. God gave me ten delicate jade fingers, but I use them to pick my nose.
14. If cutting off your hair means cutting off memories, then will cutting my head bald mean I can lose my memory?
15. If I expose my complaints to the sun every day, my mood will change. Will be deficient in calcium.
16. Life is so vast and there are so many homeworks.
17. How are you doing now? If you are not doing well, I will feel relieved.
18. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.
19. Since ancient times, no one has shit in his life, so he must take a piece of shit every day to protect his health.
20. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.
21. It’s not a man’s sin to be philandering, it’s the wrong woman he meets.
22. When I paid the mobile phone bill, I realized that my words were so valuable.
23. Don’t think that just because you have shit on your head, you are a diamond gourd baby.
24. When I turn into a swan, are you still an egg?
25. What is a dream? A dream is something that makes you feel that persistence is happiness. We only fail when we fail. Find victory in the midst of despair, seek hope in the midst of despair.
26. Never play mahjong with your mother-in-law, and never play with ideas
27. Never start a company in partnership with a good friend.
28. The mentality of young ladies, the treatment of widows, and the pursuit of the Women’s Federation
29. The most important thing for our generation is stalking
30. The American people need me!
31. We cannot change the world, the world changes us.
32. I think men’s dreams initially start with women.
33. The biggest liar is actually ourselves, because we always want to change others, but refuse to change ourselves.
34. He dare not take risks because he is afraid of failure, afraid of turning back into that loser, because he is not worthy of today's success.
35. What else can you do besides carrying money in a sack?
36. We are too young too naive.
37. I don’t know the formula for success , but I know that when you feel twists and turns on the road to your dreams, then you are already on the straight road to success.
38. Love is like a video recorder. Sometimes you have to press fast forward and sometimes you have to press pause. The same goes for life.
39. When girls are looking for boys, if they only look at looks, that’s lustful. If boys are looking for girls, if they only look at looks, that’s aesthetic!
40. You don’t fall into the water You will drown. You will drown only if you stay in the water. You can only swim and keep swimming forward.
41. To them you may be a hero, to me you are just a thief.
44. We can only find victory in failure and hope in despair
43. In fact, what we pursue is not success but our own dignity.
44. If life deceives you, you must also deceive yourself into living.