Driver's license to say the mood to say phrases

1. The master said once about someone's road test: "Report!" "Come up ...." "Rearview mirror is good all instruments work normally request to take off ....." "Then if you want to fly then fly ...." The examiner replied .... So on the road for almost half an hour. The student wondered, others are only a moment, why do not I turn around? Ah?... Finally couldn't hold it in... Ask the... Mr. Examiner... Shouldn't we turn around?" The examiner replied, "Don't worry... This is Whampoa Road... Keep driving forward... How do you land at Tianhe Airport?"

2. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time said "gas gas". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, aren't you afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."

3. "What's the point of driving so fast? I want to see the roadside MM can not, no wonder I have not been able to find a wife ...... you brain inside is not again raising fish pull"

4. "You got a license, bought a car, must be driven to the coaching field to let me see, I good to remember you. In the future, when I meet you guys driving on the road, I can hide far away!"

5. For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. Any you mouth a thousand heavy, I since the stalwart, maybe you can also take this opportunity to exercise their own little heart, later can be more bold in the community to break through. And have not yet learned to drive partners, encountered such a coach, you from it!

6. Hanging gear ah !!!! Brake ah!!! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new car, and you'll be able to do it. The first time I saw this, it was a very good time for me to go back to the office. Won't step on the collection? Turn signal ah !!!! Why are you using the headlights? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at you!!!!

7. back to the right! Back to the right! You can't even remember how many laps you've taken?

8. "Coach, I am so nervous Oh!" "What are you nervous about? It's the person walking who should be nervous!"

9. The first thing you need to do is to get into the car and put it in gear. The first thing you need to do is to get the car out of the way. The brakes, don't you see that you're about to hit it! I'm not going to be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to get out of the way of the car. Turn signal! Steering wheel down! You give me down, like nonsense!

10. Another practice reverse pile, suddenly heard the coach next to say: "Where do you hit the direction?" I heart a tight, hurry to the opposite direction to play, and heard the coach said: "You also to that side to play?!" Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach in another car training students.

11. driving fast, he said: "driving so fast for what! The first time I saw this, I had to go to the hospital to get the money to pay for it. Drive slow he came to a sentence: "still moving?"

12. Driving fast, the coach said: "Only do the officials more and more courage, driving are more and more open the more courage, you are an exception!"

13. One day the coach was furious, said a strong words: "Step on the handbrake!"

14. master I fell into it? Master: "There is still a Chinese distance"

15. I suggest you learn a racing license! You're not fit to drive a normal car like this!

16. The coach's most common remark is: "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, or else ......"