2. I heard that eating too much seafood can give you gout. Then I thought about it carefully, with my financial strength there is no way I can eat to gout!
3. It's cold. There are girlfriends to hug girlfriends, boyfriends to hug boyfriends, and me, I'm just awesome, I'm not cold!
4. And play with the people to play together is called play. And play with people who can not play together, that feeling is like working overtime ah!
5. Just like any other princess, I have knights who come to visit me every day with different food, the only difference is that my knights charge a delivery fee.
VI. A passerby stops a taxi, he asks the driver: How long does it take to get from here to the airport? Driver: It takes a long time. Passerby: How long at least? Driver: It takes longer on horseback.
7. To pick up a courier. Courier has been unable to find, so turned to ask me: are you a small shipment?
8. Two days ago to practice reverse parking. Left pour right pour how can not enter, and finally the coach said: "Come on, get off! The two of us carry in!"
9. Every time people ask me the road, I blindly pointed, the first because I do not recognize the road, the second is to give the world a lesson: do not just believe that good-looking people.
X. Going to work is like marriage in the olden days, obviously not happy, but still have to be together for a long time.
xi. When a man comforts a man, he tends to say that he is miserable. When a woman comforts a woman, she tends to say that the other woman is even more miserable.
xii. A buddy, who was drunk driving, was spotted by the police and he wisely ran into a crowd of square dancers. Since he was too drunk to keep up he was spotted by the police and taken away. The two old men next to him freaked out, "Holy shit, you can't dance well and still get arrested!"
Thirteen. Like you so tough female Hanzi, if a boy suddenly very good to you, then there is only one reason: he respected you as a Hanzi.
XIV. Go to a friend's home to play, just his 3-year-old son on the bed, grabbing the pillow to ride and play, the mouth also shouted driving driving. I teased him: "Handsome, riding a horse?" The brat glared at me and said, "Idiot, I'm riding a pillow!"
15. The family sat down to watch TV. My son suddenly said to me: "Dad, you really have a good eye, found a so beautiful, and so virtuous wife!" I am proud of it, the boy turned back to his mother and said: "Mom, you just can not, you see what you find this is a thing?"
Sixteen. The wrong love is like wetting the bed, warm for a while, cool for a quilt.
17. Why is Friday so close to Monday. Monday is so far from Friday! It's not scientific!
18. Today a buddy's wife gave birth and called me to report the good news. I was going to ask him: is it a boy or a girl? As a result, I asked him: Whose is it? Now he wants to go for a paternity test, but his wife refuses to do it. I think it's better to stand by and keep quiet.
XIX. The money in your pocket is the most thinly veiled, and the fat on your body is the most unrelenting.
Twenty. Which has what choice phobia, but not because of poor; Which has what indecision, but not because of goat.
Twenty-one. Once there was a sincere love put in front of me, I did not go to cherish, and then really met a more sincere love.
22. Determined to leave you. You even with iron chains can not be bolted, but I think you can try with a gold chain, there may be unexpected results!
23. In the network there are three things can not be compared with people randomly: money. Beauty, sense of humor! Because as soon as you compare, you'll realize you're poor, ugly and stupid!
Twenty-four. Dad touched a night mahjong, once back to hug me crying: "son ah, son ah, dad sorry for you ah. Dad lost you, you'll pack your clothes and go to your uncle Zhou's house as a son-in-law!"