Humor about old age

I know a humorous sentence to describe my old age:

1. I used to think others were old, but now it's my turn.

2. What makes people old in the world? It's half crow and half horseshoe.

There is only white hair in a fair world, and there is no pity for your head.

4. In that year, the plum blossom was left under the courtyard wall, old, melancholy and wet.

People will grow old in a flash in this life, so don't wronged yourself any more. You can't go anywhere when you can't walk.

The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, and life is short. Seek common ground while reserving differences, and love whatever you like.

7. When I get old and hear my relatives and friends say they have something to tell me, my first reaction will be whether it is a good thing. Hey.

8. When did you realize that you were old? I bought spicy strips and found a pimple on my face after eating them. I didn't go to bed until after twelve o'clock at night and became a dog the next day.

9. Sorrow has changed my face. People are actually only eighteen years old.

10. I am at an embarrassing age when my children's uncles and aunts are not convinced.

1 1. I really envy you people with stories! Unlike me! A handsome word will last a lifetime!