Humorous jokes about crows and foxes
Humor is like a bridge that bridges the gap between people and bridges the gap between people, it is an indispensable thing for those who are upwardly mobile and those who wish to establish good relations with others, and it is also a necessary thing for everyone who wishes to relieve himself of the heavy burden of life. A crutch? The following is a collection of humorous jokes that I have compiled for you.
? Crow and Fox
The fox was foraging for food in the forest and saw a crow standing in a tree with a piece of meat in its mouth, it wanted to eat that piece of meat and said to the crow: ? Dear crow, I think you must sing beautifully!? When the crow heard this he sang so happily that the meat in his mouth fell to the ground. The fox, full of joy, bent down to pick it up, when a tiger came out of the bushes behind him and unbuckled his pants: ? You're a snacker, you can't be ruled without a trust.
? A kiss of the goddess
Today's good jelly, while my goddess Gao Yuanyuan do not pay attention to I secretly kissed her a mouth, the only lack of place is the TV screen is too TM dirty. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at it, but I'm going to be able to see it.
? The first thing you need to do is to make sure that you have a good meal
? Cooking is all about the rice-water ratio.? He wrote this in his diary and was seen by his mom, who sighed and said, ? Look at you, writing misspelled words again.? Then added to all the last three words ? Corpse? The little shithead laughed happily.
? Go for it!
When I was learning to drive, I took a road test and there was an examiner on the passenger side.
When I got in the car, I started in first gear, and the examiner suddenly said: ? The first time I saw the car, I was in the middle of the road.
The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money.
The heart of a happy, the test is a game. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
This is the first time I've ever seen a person with a high school diploma.
The examiner's face is dark: ? I let you gas speed!
The examiner's face was dark.
? Watch the way you speak
? Bring up my glass, I think you should use the word please, so bring up my glass?
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Today I was teasing a girl and said, "If there are only two people in the world, one is called I love you and the other is called I don't love you, and I don't love you and you're dead, what is the name of the other person?
Only heard the girl said faintly: survivor.
This fucking not according to the set of cards ah!
? The girl said: "I'm not going to be able to do that.
Just now on the bus, suddenly came up a grandfather, I do not even think decisively let the boss, the boss touched to the extreme, the results of the boss said the young man you are good, how about we worship it, I said the boss you this year, the grandfather said 93, I said, I really can not find the reason for refusal, the grandfather kneeled down to the ground and said: do not ask for the same year the same month, the same day, but ask for the same year the same month, but the same day, but the same day? When I heard this, my legs were soft.
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The little rooster was refused enrollment for the first day of school because he couldn't hand in his one-inch photo.
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An old woman was attacked by the police, and she was beaten with a hammer. The first time I've seen this, I've seen it in my life, and I've seen it in my life. The first time I've seen this, I've seen it in my life.
? Enigmatic man
I heard that the fat man's ding ding is small, and the man with the big nose has a big ding ding. Think of the Eight Rings, what an enigma. Man!
? The most clipped statements
Teacher: ? Please make a sentence with again and again, the shorter the better it is required to be! ?
Xiao Ming: ? Double! ?
Teacher: ? What a great point, I can't believe I can't find a reason to tell you to get out! ?
? Elongated tofu
In the restaurant, a man points to a two-meter-long strip of tofu on the food tray and yells: ? What are your ears! I ordered home made tofu! ? The restaurant chef heard and wondered: ? Is it not long enough
? A drunk meets a drunk
A drunk staggers out of a bar, walks to a freshly dug grave, loses his balance and falls. There was a puddle of water in the grave, and for the rest of the night he cried: ? Help! I'm cold! The bar was closed and another drunk passed by, hearing the commotion, he went to the open grave and looked down and said: ? Fool, you've stomped all the dirt off your body, can you not be cold?
? Examination of the driver's license can not afford to hurt
Before practicing the car, the master told me to see how much oil is still there. I unscrewed the cover of the gas tank to see half a day did not see clearly, the light is too dark. I hand feel out the lighter close to the mouth of the tank, just when I was ready to press the lighter when the master kicked me away, Nima this master temper is too bad. I held back not angry, practicing, just downhill, a nervous slam on the gas, the coach shouted: ? Brake! Use the foot brake! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I hastened to open the door, one foot on the ground, friction friction like the devil's pace! Dragged more than 20 meters, finally stopped! Coach scared silly, take ten dollars to let me go to buy him a box of Chinese pressure! At that time, I was wondering how there is toothpaste to suppress the shock! When I handed him the Chinese toothpaste, he silently refunded all the tuition, said: next door there is a . I said I am the next door that ......
? The most helpless thing
The most helpless thing is when you wholeheartedly praise someone for having a beautiful beard, but instead she immediately flips out on you.
? Proposal
Once upon a time, a buddy managed to borrow money from me to say he was going to propose, and managed to borrow money from me to buy a ring. He told me it was all because my mom forced him to!
I was frozen, your mom forced? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
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Reporter: Yao Ming, why did you go to play basketball? Yao Ming:I couldn't buy a size 55 shoe on the street, and I heard that the basketball team could customize it.
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Why is there no Fujian eunuchs in history
Why is there no Fujian eunuchs in history?
Emperor: I am hungry!
Fujian small eunuchs brought a bowl of rice: the emperor, cha crash!
Small eunuch pawn
;The emperor: I'm hungry!