Male 1: I am again responsible to tell you that I am an archaeologist! I don't pick rags!
Lord: Male 2, a traveler musician, world famous composer Mr. Xiao Bangzi! He discovered the Law of Uniformity for Livestock in 2008 and was awarded that year's Nobezui Music Prize!
Male 2: Hello everyone! As a veteran musician, I have engaged in many years of research in music theory work, and after countless hours of heart and soul, I have finally found the instrument of my dreams! (Whispering with the host)
Main: Mr. Xiao Bangzi means to play a song for you with his instrument!
Male 2: (rummages through box, whistles)
Main: Row, row, row, row (stops)
Male 2: I've got two more chapters left to finish on this one!
Main: Ah! Two more chapters and two more chapters! Let's continue with Male 3, the Internet's famous search engine dumb tiger CPU, Mr. Beale's Gaijin, whose invention of the Pants Pocket Operating System freed the feet of Internet surfers!
Male 3: The night gave me black eyes, so I can't see the light! (Walking in the opposite direction)
Main: Over there, over there is the male guest! Okay let's continue, please come out our female guests! I believe the three male guests have already brought you a lot of visual impact!
(Female guests appear, men dressed as women, music, styling)
Lord: Please have the female number one, the United States of America, Massachusetts Institute of Technology Department of Chinese being graduate students, Ms. Kourniko Chen!
Female 1: a small bee, hit the flash, aigoo hit a good pain, head hit straight Meng, singing so well, how no applause! Hello everyone, I am the lovely female number one!
Main: Good, applause to welcome the female number one! Here is the introduction of the female number two! The spokesperson of the national industry, the president of Sanya Aquatic Company, Ms. Lin Belt Fish!
Female 2: What are you looking at? Male color, appearance is not all I have! To see the mind!
Lord: Here we have our female third! National level gymnast, the general director of the Central City Spring Festival Gala Thousand Hands of Goddess of Mercy, this is Miss Ice Cream, huh? Miss Bingqi robe, Bingqi horse its donkey, its mule 。。。。。
Female 2: ah eight ah eight
Lord: ah, Miss Bingqi pluck! Many thanks to Newspaper Bird Clothing for sponsoring all of our Ben Talent columns! Let's move on to our official segment, the first level, Love at First Sight! Six guests have a selector on the table, I count one, two, three, select your first impression of the best guests! Okay, one, two, three (tapping the table). Oops, asshole! It's dead again! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little out of sorts! I'm out of order. In that case, let's use the most primitive method, please light up the question board!
(Male 2 and male 3 both chose female 1, male 1 chose female 3, female 2 and female 3 both chose male 3, female 1 chose male 2)
Main: There is a very dramatic scene, there are two male guests chose a female guest at the same time, while there are two female guests chose a male guest at the same time! So let's ask, please ask our female number one, Ms. Kourniko Chen, what made you win the hearts of so many male guests?
Female 1: I have a secret! (Singing) I'm a girl, a lovely girl, I'm a girl, a pretty girl!
Lord: Ah, very wonderful, very wonderful! I didn't realize that our so cute female number one could say such mature words! Let's interview Male #3 who has the same charm. Male #3 contestant, what do you think made you win the female guest's heart?
Male 3: The night gave me black eyes, I think it was my deep eyes that conquered them!
Main: In that case ah, let's go back to the interview with the female No. 2 who didn't get a single vote, may I ask the female No. 2, what is the reason, how come all the three male guests didn't choose you?
Female 2: Now the old men know what things ah! To see the thought, you look backward!
Lord: I did not expect our female 2 not only appearance gentle and moving, but also words are so gentle! Not sticking unusual place, Meters Bondi, thanks to Bondi Band-Aid on the sponsorship of this link! Let's move on to the first sub-segment of the session! Love BSB, ah! Love BBS! I believe that everyone will have a first love, because at this age well, the first love may be unforgettable, may be unforgettable for life! Then I would like to ask, six guests is how to think of the first love, in order to have our male number one!
Male 1: The first love is a landmine during the World War II, when buried, the heart jumps, digging out the ground, also heart jumps!
Lord: I can't imagine that such a dangerous topic is spoken so plainly by our male number one! Female number one, how do you feel about the topic of first love?
Female 1: First love is sour and sweet, sour and sweet is even!
Lord: In every word and action, our Female 1 oozes maturity, let's ask Male 2 again! What are your thoughts on this issue?
Male 2: As a gifted musician, I have this attitude towards first love, I think first love is like a piece of music with two pages missing, tasteless and a pity to throw it away, if I have to express it in words, I hope it's in music, that's all (whistle)
Main: line, line, line, line, line, there are still two chapters unfinished, there are still two chapters unfinished! In order then let's ask the second female! Please ask Ms. Lin Belt Fish
Woman 2: It's my turn! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm sorry to say that I'm not in love with you, but I'm sorry to say that I'm not in love with you. (Woman 3 snatch wheat) do what the hell you grab ah! Ah eight ah eight land, rob what thing you rob ah, rob you say it, I do not use, how much is the matter!
Man 3: Aiya, don't argue I can't see!
Main: Male 3, pay attention, don't lose your temper! Don't lose your cool! Ah, Female #3, may I ask your attitude towards your first love! It seems Female #3 is very willing to use body language!
Female 3: ah eight ah eight 。。。。。。。。。。。。
Lord: female 3 said very wonderful, may viewers friends of this sign language ah still do not quite understand, I give you a translation! Ah my ah first love ah happened in ah 1888!
Male 1: What the heck, omg this thing can be years old!
Lord: Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, I'm out of order
Man 1: I'm an old man
Lord: That's also out of order! Thank you very much to the guests in the room for discussing first love, let's move on to the next segment!
Male 3: Wait, you think I'm not watching? How come you left me behind?
Lord: Ah, I mean the next segment is a comprehensive and systematic exposition of first love by Male 3!
Male 3: The night has given me black eyes, I remember when I first fell in love, I still have a pair of wow eyes, I use it every day to stare at her y, y, y 。。。。。。 However, due to excessive use of eyes, so that my eyes become deep and dark, hey, the past is unbearable in blindness.
Lord: I did not expect our male third thought and his eyes as deep! After the first session, we see that all six guests have a comprehensive and systematic exposition, then we will proceed to the next session, mind to mind! I'll have the blue bottle of sauerkraut, the Triple Glucose Sauerkraut from Harvard Pharmaceuticals, it's delicious! Our heart to heart stage is by our six guests free to ask questions, to *** with the discussion of a topic, so which guest is the most courageous? (Man 2 raises hand) Okay. Please ask!
Male 2: (a salute) I would like to ask the opposite female number one. As a gifted musician, I am destined to wander around for a long time in my life. If we walk into the marriage hall hand in hand one day, I don't know if you are willing to wait for me at home, or are you willing to break through the world with me ****?
Lord: The female number one is a bit shy, everyone give some applause, okay?
Female 1: Marrying a chicken follows the chicken, marrying a dog follows the dog, marrying a musician means going all over the world!
Lord: I don't know if Male 1 is satisfied with Female 2's answer?
Male 1: Me. I'm so satisfied! I'm in a mood that can only be expressed in a musical score (wanting to blow)
Main: OK, OK, there are still two unfinished chapters 。。。。。。 The next person to ask a question is. Male 3
Male 3: I would like to ask the female 2, in the future we get married, how do you bear this pair of my deep eyes
Female 2: What the hell did not what it is to talk about marriage, how embarrassed ah, we go back to say ah, go back to say! I don't want to talk about it, go back and talk about it
Main: The answer of the woman No.2 is full of suspense, I don't know if the man No.3 is satisfied?
Male 3: What do you see here? (removes eyes)
Lord: are they tears?
Male 3: No, my eyes spit!
Lord: OK, let's move on to the questions! Oh, it should be Male 1's turn in order
Male 1: Wouldn't it have been better to come earlier! I'd like to ask Female #3, what year did your first love actually happen?
Female 3: ah.... Ah eight ah eight 。。。。。。
Male 1: Look I said it was 1888 (punch out)
Lord: don't punch out, out of order out of order
Male 1: I told you I'm old man
Lord: that's out of order too! We move on to the next segment after 。。。。。。 Ah, it looks like Male 3 has a question for you, please
Male 3: I'd like to ask Female 3, what the hell do you mean when you keep ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha?
(Female 3 writes a note and the host hands it over)
Main: Please go through it!
Male 3: The night has given me black eyes, Mr. Host, do you find this interesting?
Main: Thank you very much to Male 3 for such a wonderful speech, our beautiful female 3 wrote a love poem, the poem goes like this, I.. Am a mute! Mute what are you mixing here, out of order out of order. After such a tense session let's have a light one! There are too many times, no stains! A talent show by our three beautiful female guests! Let's give them a round of applause, shall we? The following is the female number one, she brings us today's program is a poem recitation with music!
Female 1: I recite to you a Tang Dynasty, the period of the famous lyricist Su Dongfeng broke Mr. masterpiece "fifteen moon a few times", the bright moon a few times, put wine and ask the blue sky, I do not know the heavenly palace que, raise your head to look at the bright moon, low empty sadness, do not wait for leisure, white youth head, know whether to know, has been a green, fat and red thin, thank thank just so so , oh my gold , I love you ! I love you ! (Flying kisses)
Main: Female 1's talent is really very outstanding. Ah, female 2 can't wait!
Female 2: I guess I just want to be a LADY, have a BABY, the whole family STUDY together, life is so HAPPY! （I bring you a song "LYDIA". (Singing) Oops, mama, ran out of tune didn't keep up, singing is not bad! I'd like to thank you!
Lord: Fake singing, very good! Our always reticent female No.3 finally jumped into action, I wonder what she has in store for us?
Female 2: What can she act as a disabled person?
(Whisper)
Main: Wang Xinling's "Bending Eyelashes"!
(Dance "Bending Eyelashes")
Main: I didn't realize that our three female guests are not only young and beautiful, but also have the Six Armor Technique!
Woman 2: What the hell are you talking about? I'm not married yet!
Main: The audience outside the venue can also participate in our activities, you will also have a heart of the person of interest it? We will have a no-prize quiz for mobile users to edit SMS BT to 110, Unicom users to edit SMS SB to 119, and SmarTone users to edit SMS UFO to 163! And draw out the unfortunate audience! Many thanks to Rossini Watch for supporting this session! Ah, speed dating here we will carry out the last link, that is, true love confession, three male guests, which one is the most courageous to say the words in your heart, oh, it is the male number two. (Takes out a flower from a big box)
Male 2: (walks out with the flower and sings) Will you accept my love?
Female 1: Sure, but I have one small request!
Male 2: Not to mention one, even two I'm willing to say yes!
Female 1: In the future, only music and not singing, okay?
Male 2: Eh!
Main: Good, very good, this program since the beginning of the broadcast finally speed-dating successful pair of destiny! Our male guest is which continues 。。。。 It is the male number three who has true knowledge and insight! (Male No. 3 walks out and goes in front of Female No. 2)
Female No. 2: What do you have to say just
say it, it's pretty good
Male No. 3: (A stick will knock him down) Female No. 3, the night gave me black eyes, through which I found your supportive language is very good, please hold on to my stick of illiteracy if you accept me!
Male 1: Wait a minute!
Lord: Male 1 looks very impulsive, now that the match is at a white hot level!
Male 1: Female 3, you're like a skeleton in a pyramid, hold my magnifying glass if you're willing to accept my love, the night has given me black eyes as well! (Female 3 opens the two men up and leaves)
Male 3: Why did you throw the magnifying glass on the ground!
Male 1: He rejected me 。。。。 Also rejected you! (Male 3 stick dropped)
Male 3: (picks up the magnifying glass and walks away)
Lord: Male 3, Male 3
Male 3: The night gave me black eyes, I'm going to find the light!
Lord: You loser, what are you running for? Ah lost my temper lost my temper!
Male 3: Ouch!!!!
Lord: OK, our speed dating session continues, let's all of us piece of blessing this pair of destined people, let them go further and further on the road of love! Good, now both sides exchange gifts! (Music) What a touching scene. Oh? Woman No. 1 gave a painting to Man No. 2, which reads 。。。。。。。. Good words! Let's applaud and bless the two lovers again! Well, we have to say goodbye to you all for today's Rose Promise program! (To Woman #2) Get up, the program is over! Curtain call! Friends of the audience, the next program is even more exciting!
Reference to Oxfam~~