Time: 2 p.m. on a certain day
Location: a boys' dormitory
Characters: Boss (the head of the dormitory), Lao Si, Lao Liu
Props: a table, two chairs, a pile of books, a folding fan
Opening (a table on the right side of the stage, two chairs are placed haphazardly, and there are books on the table. The old four shook the folding fan on--)
Lao Si: civilized dormitory, civilized dormitory, "civilized" two words what? Oh, just busy for a while, first do not care so much, while they are not back, quickly on the study session.
(Boss and Old Six)
Old Six: Big brother, this "civilized dormitory" evaluation requirements are not trivial, you can really guarantee to persuade Old Four to help you sweep?
Boss: If doctors could guarantee to cure patients, there would be no dead people in the world!
Lao Si: How can that be? Besides, Old Four has been sweeping for four days this week, what if--
Boss: Old Six is overthinking it. I didn't grow up drinking tap water, so come with me.
(The boss looked in and walked in with his head held high.)
Louis Vuitton Outlet: (from the chair up) Oh - boss back, boss, this time you can help me a great deal, I that a few questions ah you give me to borrow the reference book really have, really thank you, which time to invite you to dinner!
Boss: (pretend hypocrisy) you this person how to be so vulgar ah, said the brothers do not distinguish between you and me to help each other what you still want to invite me to dinner - (perhaps this is true) when?
Louis Vuitton Outlet: Uh-anytime you want-
Boss: Haha, just kidding! Aigoo - Lao Si is studying again ah, worthy of being a good example of our dormitory - good character, great study, not sloppy, right?
Old Six: Yes, yes, yes! That is definitely a flag in our dormitory!
The oldest: Take this hygiene, but without the oldest four absolutely can not! This spirit must continue to be carried forward and build on! Others have said: the United States has Bush Gates, we have a dormitory Lao Si, yeah --
Lao Si: line line line, a come in with a high hat, only may have to ask for me. By the way, why did you come back so early today? Your what how many sessions of the whole building room member representative assembly how many times the head of the house executive meeting and expanded meeting finished?
Boss: Just closed!
Louis Vuitton Outlet: What are the new instructions?
Boss: (grabbed the folding fan, "swish" open) This is a victory of the General Assembly, the unity of the General Assembly, we want to take this opportunity to move forward, not afraid of sacrifice, always keep in mind --
Lao Si: wait wait wait, say something! The main thing.
Louis Vuitton Outlet: I'll tell you what, this time our dormitory hygiene was criticized, the first few times in a row got several C ah!
Louis Vuitton Outlet Online: I'm sorry, but I don't know what to say! This is not the result of you not taking it seriously!
Boss: (Pushing away the oldest) I want you to talk too much! Lao Si, they say that the hygiene level of our dormitory is still in the primary stage of socialism do you believe it?
Louis Vuitton Outlet Online: No!
The oldest: as a love of the collective embracing the collective for the collective honor of the hot-blooded men, we should not be united in order to blood shame?
Oldest: Yes!
The boss: we should not be divided into you and me to do our best?
Lao Si: Yes!
Boss: Well then, here's your chance! Old Six--
Old Six: The college will soon have a "civilized dormitory" competition, very classy, today at five o'clock in the afternoon our teacher will come to check our readiness, we want to let the whole hospital know what is called the real clean, neat, civilized!
Boss: Time is short, I'll divide the work. Lao Si, you are only responsible for the dormitory hygiene, the rest of everything on us--
Lao Si: Wait, today is not your turn to sweep the floor? How come it's me again?
The oldest: just promised not to divide you and me, and then you my, I do not have more important things?
Oldest: What else is more important than sweeping the floor?
The oldest: This you do not understand! The so-called "civilization" is not just a clean floor on the material level, but more importantly, the mind is bathed in a transcendent state of mind that is the spiritual level of "civilization", is not spiritual civilization is more valuable than material civilization?
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Boss: First of all, decorating our dormitory is the first major difficulty. Secondly, since the ancient elegant residence have elegant name, our dormitory should also have elegant name right! You can see that "there is a great scholar to talk and laugh with, and there is no white man to go to: no silk and bamboo messing with the ears, but learning
Labor!" The name "humble abode" is not bad, right? Even the bathroom I also have a name in hand -
Lao Liu: really? Come on, say it!
Boss: Yasukuni Shrine!
Lao Liu: Ah-no way, Boss, I don't want Koizumi's gang coming here to go to the bathroom!
Boss: What are you afraid of, the big deal is to disinfect a few more times!
Lao Li: In that case, I have an idea, I'm going to give the toilet a name too!
The boss: creative! Says!
Lao Li: You see our toilet is always clogged, the water stinks, and it's flat, so let's call it "Water Flat"!
Lao Si: What a mess! Boss, with all due respect, I recently found that our dormitory style is getting lazier and lazier, and we should not be concerned about the superficial reputation, but should seriously consider how to rectify our house style ah! The civilization of the house style is the real civilization!
Boss: Is there a problem with our house style? We love our country, we love our people, we love our party, we respect our teachers, we are united with our classmates, we are courteous to others, what else can be a problem?
The oldest four: take sweeping the floor! Last week, the old three sweep, said the stomach ache, so I sweep, and last week he should sweep, there is an emergency, so I sweep again, this week? And this week? He had a stomach ache again - it's become a cycle! Oldest five, who claims to be "immune to dirt", doesn't even care about the garbage. The oldest, you, when it's time for you to sweep the excuses more than the stars in the sky -
The oldest: Uh - this problem may indeed be perhaps a problem, but now the problem is that the problem we just said we should first solve the current problem before considering your problem - what else is the problem?
Oldest: I think the problem I'm talking about is the fundamental problem!
Boss: Humph! What do you mean? That means no more sweeping? You want to divide you and me?
Oldest: You still have the nerve! Of course you don't share you and me - my toothpaste soap you grabbed and used, I just dried the jersey you grabbed and wore, I just bought an apple you grabbed and ate -
The boss: And that time, there is a beautiful girl looking for you can't find, I didn't also say that! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it!
The oldest four: hum!
The oldest: really do not sweep?
Louis Vuitton Outlet: I'm not going to do it!
The boss: a good old four, claiming that the overall situation is important at the critical moment you you I I catty, hum! Do not give you some color to see you do not know how steel is made! I count to three!
Lao Liu: Big brother can not be ah! The best thing to do is to give up without a fight!
Boss: You know a toothbrush! One!
The fourth: Oh! Hooliganism is it. You're acting like you're the only one in the world who knows how to be a hooligan, and you don't give a damn about George Bush! I don't have any weapons of mass destruction here, so call a few people up!
Louis Vuitton Outlet: Brother, don't we have to talk to the other classes about the soccer game at 4:00? Let's not argue, let's just--
Boss: We must first secure the interior! Two!
Oldest: Let the storm come harder!
The Boss: (Suddenly rising violently, and violently falling to the ground and bowing to Lao Si) Lao Si I beg you!
Lao Si: Hehe, don't you want to behead me?
Lao Si: I grew up taking the maintenance of world peace as my duty, how could I-! Lao Si, I know you have a knife's mouth and a tofu heart, for the sake of collective honor, you will definitely stand up, right?
Lao Si: (slowly stood up) Alas! What's the point of a flashy reputation! Nowadays, the dormitory brothers are negatively degraded, how to let them from the new revitalization is the fundamental ah!
The oldest: the oldest is bluffing again, negative and degenerate, how can you see?
Lao Si: Look at Lao San, obsessed with the Internet, overnight four times a week, how is good?
The oldest: I'm a good example in this regard, look at me, up to three times a week!
The oldest four:The oldest three used to have good grades, since the Internet, a breath of five subjects, no effort! But look at the little king next door, hanging on by a thread, this final exam also only because of mistakes to fail a subject!
Boss: Is that progress? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
The old six: big brother, I have a wonderful way to solve the problem of overnight--
The boss: plainly you are the most clever, quickly said!
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Oldest: toothbrush!
Oldest four: look at old five, a hard absenteeism, I advised him: every day three sections of three sections of absenteeism, trouble!
The oldest: this you do not know it, daytime absences a section, not sleepy: night absences a section, sleepy!
The oldest four: then the oldest two it, do not study the academic relationship, go to study the relationship between men and women. It is said that recently there is a major discovery: the triangle is the most stable!
Lao six: hey! Behind a successful man there is one woman, behind a failed man, there are two!
Lao Si: You say that nowadays in college, love has become a compulsory course, and study has become an elective course!
The oldest: this you do not understand it,
Study hang up can be repeated, but how much love can start over ah!
Lao Si: In fact, the most serious problem is you ah, big brother!
Boss: Ah! Engaged in no mistake, like me such a pure and simple goodness naive and honest excellent citizens will also have problems? I'll be honest with you, no evidence I prosecute you!
Lao Si: (from the drawer to pull out a note) This is that day you drink after making - "Tianjingsha. Drunkenness", "Grape beauty lute, loneliness and hurt years, deep close hazy drunken eyes, dreaming back to Smokey's University, broken hearted people in the bar!" By that time you were already disappointed in the future!
The boss: make no mistake, I remember I threw away, how you will have?
Oldest: When I went to help you, you threw it into my clothes bag. And this song "Water Song . Fifth Lost Love" - has degenerated, "When will my girlfriend be there, ask my roommate with a glass of wine, I don't know if my buddy on the upper bunk, can he have a red face? I hate that guy next door, changing girlfriends again. People have sadness and happiness, the moon has a cloudy day, but hopefully it won't be long before the two of them break up!"
Boss: No way, you have this one too!
Lao Si: That's for sure, here's another one, "Like a Dream" -
Boss: Wait, don't read it. Your talent for gathering evidence puts even Li Ao to shame!
Lao Si: Boss, now it's time to wake up, in the long run, the future of the brothers is in jeopardy!
Lao six: right, rare Lao Si so hung up on the brothers, we are supposed to reflect on it!
Boss: Humph! People have their own aspirations. I think you guys are too worried. Old four, let me ask you, do you still distinguish between you and me?
The fourth: Alas! The song high and low to the cow ah! There is a saying: if you are poor, you are alone, if you are rich, you can help the whole world. I can neither convince you today, nor will I indulge you!
Boss: Oh my God - what do you want before you'll sweep?
Oldest: Pathetic, pathetic! Boss, just a duty day, you stirred up all the brains and painstakingly forced on me, but you do not have half a heart, spread the word will inevitably be laughed at! Come here and take a good look. (pointing to the window)
Boss: (eyes about to burst out) the window has been cleaned!
(The oldest pointed to the "floor" under the bed)
The oldest: The floor has been cleaned too! No wonder the floor was so clean when I walked in! Oh, my God... (covering his face in sadness)
Oldest: I didn't know that the teacher was going to be here today, but what a time to be unattended to, so I had to do it myself. (background music) Brother, in fact, if everyone is busy for the future and have no time to care about the duty, even if I sweep every day and what complaint? But now that my brothers have abandoned their ideals and are only focusing on negativity and degradation, how can I stay away and pretend to be deaf and dumb?
Lao Li: Lao Si, you this kind of selfless care I am too touched, I feel immensely ashamed, I'm not as good as! (patted the shoulders of the eldest) big brother --
Boss: (meta-exhaustion, full of elegance) four certainly worry about the right, but people have their own will, why force it? For me, I do not harbor any great ambition, and do not want to achieve anything great, because it is too tired, life is short, why make things difficult for yourself? I now only want to have food and clothing, a wife and children, ordinary and ordinary life, do not need to be heroic and heroic, applause and flowers. Ordinary is true, ordinary is true!
The oldest four: big brother how to become so negative, "ordinary is true", this sentence if from the stormy people or depressed sick man's mouth, really can not help! But we are a generation full of passion, a generation full of hope, we are men, only passion and sweat to clarify the value of youth! The opportunities and challenges given to us by the times are rare, how can we be entrusted to the vastness of the mettle in the torrent, for us, ordinary is not equal to mediocrity? Why do we have to deceive ourselves and others, recognize their own ordinary and not recognize their own mediocrity?
Boss: There is a saying: the higher you stand, the more painful the fall. And how many warriors can reward ambition, and how much hard work is still not in vain! I'm not sure what to say about the pain, but I'm not sure what to say about the pain!
The old four: moths to the flame, although ash, but it is for the pursuit of light and died, the same is not lost as a hero! A beggar who does not envy millionaires but only those beggars who beg more than him will always be a beggar!
The boss: (a little shaken) I once also want to go forward, but a drop in the ocean, we are too small, we can do, only go with the flow, poor and happy!
The old four: there are a hundred reasons to retreat, and only one reason to go forward, why do we have to look for a hundred reasons to prove that we are not cowards and not use one reason to prove that we are warriors! Big brother, I know you once had ideals, you want to become a great engineer, you also want to make the rest of your mother's life happy, because your mother for you to study for half a lifetime of hard work and never sighed a sigh. Every time you call your mom, you say that you are doing well in school and your studies are good because you don't want your mom to worry about you, but in reality, if your mom knows that his once brave
son has become a coward now, how sad she should be! I think your mom also wants you to understand that college students nowadays, even if they can still be regarded as cranes, there are two kinds of fate for cranes: either they are assimilated by chickens, or, they have to fly!
Lao Liu: Big brother--
Boss: (pondering for a long time, waking up from a dream) Fly up, yes, fly up, yes, I should fly up, we should all fly up! -Lao Liu, quickly notify several other brothers to come back early tonight, I want to restart the -Six-Party-Conference-Talk!
Lao Liu: Big brother is wise, big brother is wise! Okay, I'll be there later!
Boss: Lao Si, I'm convinced! Thank you!
Lao Si: Brothers do not distinguish between you and me why say thank you. (The three men's hands join together) As long as we are strong-willed and dare to fight, we will fly!
The three of them: uh-huh!
Lao Si: (suddenly withdrawing his hand) Oops! It's over, I have something urgent to do, I have to go first.
Boss: What's all the panic about?
Lao Si: I and the hospital agreed to donate blood at five o'clock this afternoon, I can not be late.
Old Six: Wait, I'm going too!
Oldest: (they had to walk out the door before they looked back) Wait, I want to go too!!!!
Lao Li: You go he manned the dormitory, the teacher will be here soon.
Boss: What are you afraid of, so many people are watching! (To the audience) Friends, help us look at the dormitory, okay?
Boss: I'm afraid, so many people are watching! (Three people shouted in unison) Goodbye!
(off the stage)