2. A girl like me. Can't a little weight overwhelm her beauty?
The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry and makes you wipe your ass carefully.
Commitment is like farting, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.
Xiaoming and Xiaohong got married. What's the child's name? "Then take half a name, little anus."
I want to buy things when I'm angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.
7. Thousands of people bought a pottery jar from the Western Zhou Dynasty. When they went to the Jianbaolan for appraisal, the expert said seriously: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!
Eight. My girlfriend and I went to the zoo to see tigers. When I was feeding the tiger, my girlfriend accidentally fell down. This scene is really terrible. One tiger was killed on the spot, and the other ran back to the hole in fear.
9. When I went to the hospital for examination, the doctor took the test sheet and said, "Thanks to your timely arrival." I breathed a sigh of relief, and the doctor said with concern, "There will be no room in the morgue any later."
10. The daughter plays with her husband as if he won. I was lying in bed watching, and I felt a hand grab my ankle. Then she heard her daughter say to her father, "Don't move, or I will crush your wife." What the hell? Did the child get the wrong hug in the hospital? 1 1. driving school coach: don't go at the red light. The green light is not on. What, there is no color you like?
12. I used to like her broad mind. In fact, it is nothing more than an airport!
Thirteen. Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, after a few days.
We will go to the square dance for ten years together.
Fourteen What is a friend? Is to put it on the table.
500 won't lose money. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.
15. Young people should not always think that pies will fall from the sky. They should keep their feet on the ground, and maybe they can find money on the ground.
Sixteen years old. The quality of friends circle is particularly high at night. Funeral, coquettish, drinking, sleeping. Only I am different, I am hungry again!
17. Say money is evil. Everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the most perfect, don't go!
18. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but the first one the teacher said.
Chapter four, learning hegemony in self-study.
Chapter eight, I'm looking at the catalogue!
19. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.
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It was late at night with Tenuto, and I told myself a good night story. The plot is full of ups and downs and exciting. At this moment, I am too deeply involved in the play to chase the murderer.
2 1. Take my daughter to the children's playground. When I met my first boyfriend, I took his son to a children's playground. Because I haven't seen you for many years, there is no topic, and the atmosphere was once very embarrassing, so my first boyfriend took the lead in breaking the embarrassment: "I heard that you told people everywhere that I was dead?"